Andy Cohen is his own model, folks!

You’ve got to be joking.

Those are some short shorts, my man.

Marshall’s !

Poor little Ben. He's old enough to hide his face in shame when his father is fame-whoring for the camera.

How many more years until Ben is taller than Andy? I say he outgrows him by age 11.

I spy with my wonky eye trashy pastel-colored clothing.

Let’s try that top on backwards…let’s put the hood up, just to see…there now! that’s better…

I love it. It’s nice to see a gay man—not transitioning.

“Be the laug, er, talk of the beach!”

A sweatshirt for midgets in the summer.

She by Andy.

What a great idea!

Is that his house?

"Let's shoot our marketing campaign on my iPhone!!!!!"

That yellow outfit and photo will haunt him for the rest of his life. Kathie Lee Gifford's child slave workers must be laughing at him.

Jeffrey Epstein hiding in the tropics.

Garanimals?

Matchy-matchy is the big look this year for men: I've seen lots of photos of gay men where the shirt and the pants (or in this case, the shorts) are the exact same color. I would be astonished if it truly catched on beyond being a brief fad for this year: it makes men look like they're wearing Garanimals.

Andy actually has very sexy legs (it's by far his best feature), and the short shorts show them off nicely; but he's just too short and chonky to be an effective model. The only way this would work would be if gay men truly aspired to be him, but I don't know a single gay man who does.

You beat to "Garaninals" just before I posted, r17!

That picture at r3 makes him look like one of those weird old guys who's super into a kid's character, like Paddington or Curious George.

[quote]You beat to "Garaninals" just before I posted, [R17]!

Let's split the difference and call them "Garanals".

Nice property. Is it his?

Looks like the setting of a Doris Day Movie. Especially with all of the beautiful pastel colors and flowers.

Very 1960s!

The weird thing is that even though Andy clearly wants to market himself as a super-stud and just isn't (and never was), he still is very much my type since his legs are so nice: I like fit-fat guys with muscular legs.

But I could only have sex with him if he promised to shut up. He is clearly so insecure and obnoxious he would just go on and on trying to impress you with himself.

This is how he really wanted to do it.

Is he gay?

His parents loved him a little too much.

I love to make the Andy outfit and get my 10 cents a day!

Yes, r25

I’ll wear his prolapsed asshole like a scarf.

Toddler clothes in adult sizes.

I think I know where he drew inspiration.

R29 they’re called rosebuds and they are sought after now.

It is just like him to want to wear clothes that make him look like a little boy.

He has great legs, TBH. Too bad about his wonky eye and egomania.

He’s short.

What the fuck is wrong with his feet?

[quote] Andy Cohen is his own model, folks! He is his own model for his new summer loungewear line! You too can be wearing Andy Cohen soon.

‘You too can be wearing AC soon’ - I would rather catch COVID-19 and die, than be caught in that POS’s clothing.

[quote] You’ve got to be joking.

Don’t we all wish

Teletubby

[quote] Teletubby

Andy Cohen is fat like the Teletubbies too.

r36 "Hobbit feet" is the medical term.

Pastels, Andy?

How much for the accessory child?

The Andy Cohen collection is all bottoms that he claims are tops.

🤢 🤮

I want to bury my face in his asscrack

R46 = Andy

[quote] "Hobbit feet" is the medical term.

Correct!

Just no. I wish that I could unsee the images of the yellow and pink outfits. He looks so prissy and awful. I feel bad writing that.

He must have a giant ego to prance around in this crap. It’s all just amateurish and “cringey”. He should be embarrassed but looks like he doesn’t know any better. I wish he had a normal friend who could tap him on the shoulder and say “are you sure about this?”

[quote] I wish he had a normal friend who could tap him on the shoulder and say “are you sure about this?

Anderson is not normal?

R46 Please be careful. Don’t end up like that poor jogger who fell into a canyon last week.

I saw the blue outfit and thought, "Oh, it could be worse, I guess."

Then I saw the yellow and pink Paas numbers and confirmed it.

He's his own grandpa.

But is he his own wife?

And nary a caftan in sight...I believe he missed an oppurtunity here. The pastels would have been simply lovely in french terry.

Nice legs but, ewww, those club feet and a face like a gay Shirley Temple's. No.

Just look at the prices. I'll wait till his designs get knocked off on Canal Street to buy.

[quote] I'll wait till his designs get knocked off on Canal Street to buy.

His designs were taken from Canal Street.

[quote]His designs were taken from Canal Street.

His designs were taken from Sesame Street.

He could make prada look like Ross dress for less.

He really should have asked for the Bravo setup. He looks so much worse when he doesn’t have all those filters and lights they throw on him on his tacky little chat show. He looks especially terrible in the yellow one.

Look at the fine company that schmata store keeps!

Looks as if Andy is missing a toe on his left foot. (OP's first pic)

Whose feetz would you rather? Large Marge Taylor Greene or Wonky Eyed Andy?

R57 - is that the Auschwitz Inmate look?

I want to punch his cross eyed smug face.

Velour sunsuits were a thing in 1979. They kept my prepubescent moobs and love handles covered.

Then, my balls dropped. It's a shame Andy's haven't.

Don’t look at Andy cross eyed!!!

his son probably doesn't even know who he is. You cannot convince me that kid isn't with the nanny 90% of the time.

I'm not sure how he expects anyone to take him seriously anymore, if they ever did.

I agree with R69 - I just can't see him putting in the time that most parents do.

Has this old sad fucker ever had a relationship in his entire life? In fact, has he ever been on more than one date with the same person?

So he thinks he 'designed' a hoodie and shorts?

Interesting.

Velour??? Oh my.

This is when he will see time is passing. The hateful TV shows are just an ugly reminder of magas screaming and fighting. The product he puts out is trumpian. This is the gay man’s version of the fat lady clothing with Disney characters on it. Cohen and his friends like SJP are just money makers with zero talent in clothing design. These people laugh at the dumb tubes who buy this. These togs will be in Marshall’s and TJMaxx soon. He’s no star, Cohen. He’s a TV executive. Does anyone want to wear sloppy sweatpants “designed” by a tv exec? No.

*rubes not tubes

does he bottom?

Supposedly he lost his gay virginity to a black man.

A-list

He probably feels the prices on his clothing is “affordable”

Does Andy have one in cashmere? OOH, CASH-MERE!

Why long sleeve shirt with shorts? (And those are some really short shorts. Look more like boxer briefs)

[quote]Has this old sad fucker ever had a relationship in his entire life? In fact, has he ever been on more than one date with the same person?

As Cohen has gotten older, richer, and more famous, he's been following the David Geffen/Calvin Klein playbook more and pursuing younger and more inappropriate men, at least as sexual playthings if not as life partners. Cohen exemplifies the type of middle-aged gay man who'd never deign to date someone age appropriate, much less someone of similar eco/social status. Being the richer and more prominent one (at least in his own eyes) gives him the clout in a relationship. (Back in the 90s, he met future "bestie" Anderson Cooper when they were both younger. and finding their way. Cohen was not rich and famous and was husband-hunting for someone who was.)

He's quite the consumer of rent boys, allegedly: young, slender, white (exclusively, according to some sources) twinks (but defined and muscular twinks). Rent boys and cocaine.

I want him and Kanye to open a shop and call it-

“DOOZY DON’T”

Hard pass

[quote] twinks (but defined and muscular twinks)

Then they aren't "twinks", by definition.

What's wrong with his left foot? It looks like his arch collapsed.

I want him in me DEEPLY!

You can never tell where Andy’s looking.

I fucked Andy Cohen in his ASS one whole summer off the coast of the Atlantic.

Seems like you have to be awful and unlikeable to get ahead in this world.

[quote]Supposedly he lost his gay virginity to a black man.

You know he’s full of shit and never been with a black guy. Everyone knows he only likes young white guys.

I wonder what he did to offend my YouTube filter.

Celebrity interview searches always yield Graham Norton or Steven Colbert. AC never shows up - unless it's the kid on SNL doing a parody.

Are we sure those legs haven't been photoshopped to death?

[quote]Andy Cohen

Coke addled CUNT

R92 I remember that parody. It was particularly vicious. I thought it was scrubbed from the internet?

Nope!

R96 Shiiiit! I would not ever leave the house again. That’s a pretty surgical takedown.

Thank You Mister R96. Now, that's entertainment!

R46, the person playing Andy Cohen is not capturing him at all, but the sketch is funny because it's well written.

He looks like he could throw a mean fuck. What do you suppose his butthole smells like?

Those "designs" look like what I've been serving all summer, except I've been wearing a tee shirt. I'll take this as a sign we're on the same wavelength and have things in common.

You're all such jealous losers. Out and proud, check. Handsome, check. Nice body, check. Super successful, check. Celebrity, check. So of course you all must hate him.

He's a gay minstrel show.

I don't hate him. I want to suck his dick with my nose up his asshole.

That would be pure heaven, r104. He must smell so good down there and back there. I can almost smell the fairmones through my computer screen.

Fairymones in Andy's Case.

Andrew is such a gorgeous man. Beautiful inside and out. He is perfect husband material. Why hasn't anyone snatched him up yet?

That wonky eye has to be taken care of. Its gross!!!!

The wonky eye is hot. It's part of his charm. He can come look at me and at my bedroom wall any time he wants.

Apparently, Andy Cohen was really miffed at the SNL parody shown in R96 because they portrayed him as too gay.

I've dated people like him, Jewish, sexy, successful. They have tons of issues, and feel threatened easily by anyone intelligent. They are always competing, looking for the big score, the big dick, the tighter asshole. I woke up up one morning after with the guy's finger in my hole, feeling around. I had a small hemorrhoid and he wanted to pay for a doctor's visit! I felt like I had been raped. I just don't put myself out there anymore, I gave up trying. Still not happy, but not hurting as much either. Life is meh.

Andy's PR flaks are out in force here I see.

Was Andy related to Norma Shearer? They have similar eyes.

You just know that his hole stinks.

Racist skankmonger.

Andy is one hot motherfucker. He is rich, successful, gorgeous, a great dad, hob knobs with other A list celebs like SJP, Kelly Ripa, and Anderson Cooper, and can have any man he wants . So of course his fellow gays must trash him! Why is that that straight people love Andy and think he's the cat's meow, but gay men try to tear him down. Speaks volumes to the level of gay men's jealousy over out and proud, successful, good looking gay men whom the sun has shined on.

Ladies and gentlemen: we have Andy's mom posting live from her home in beeyootiful Clayton, Missouri @R116.

I bet Andy gets some primo Bogata snow.

Leave Andy alone. He's one of the good gays. He is a nice role model for the up and coming gays. We should look up to him and thank him for helping pave the way, rather than tear him down. But you gays get some perverted joy at tearing apart out and proud successful gay men.

damn ! he's got great gams! very sexy

He really does have some wonderful, hairy muscular legs. And my muss is twitching at the aroma of musk that surely emanates from his explosion of bush when you follow the trail of hair up those beautiful legs. Oh my! I need to excuse myself for a few moments. BRB.

[quote] He really does have some wonderful, hairy muscular legs.

sure does wow. Handsome sexy daddy

That wonky eye though.

R123 I think it's very sexy. I don't know why he's so reviled here. The first time I saw him on TV a few years ago, I literally did a double take and googled him. he's fucking gorgeous and very charming. Why do you guys hate him so ? what has he done ?

He looks best in the yellow outfit with his feet dipped in the swimming pool.

He looks so damn fuckable at r122. Any guy (or gal; ya never know) lucky enough to get near that has my adoration...and envy!!!

R126 I have a foot thing, and he always wears the classiest dress shoes...yummmm

WOW. just WOW; He's my age, so I know what it takes to look half as good.

That kid in the picture is wondering, 'Should I end it all here by jumping in the pool and should I do the world a favor and take this fashion reject with me?'

Wow, Andrew is just my type. I know he would never date me because he is tots out of my league. A 9 with a super successful career doesn't date or hook up with a 4 with a cubegay job (Ok, a 3, but the "good mirror" makes me look like a 4). Alas.

R130 Andrew is the dream guy for men our age, and most men half our age. He's dreamy

He has great legs. They’re perfect. I don’t find him handsome at all, though.

yes perfect legs, very masculine. I find him VERY handsome. More so than Clooney, in the same kind of style

It's too bad Andy is bowing out of The Met Gala, I was hoping to see him show up in one of these get ups! That and a Binky/Pacifier in his mouth.

Andy's PR flacks have found this thread I see.

anyone saying anything positive about him is immediately branded his PR. The man is obviously a knock out . What has he done to be so hated on here ?I still don't have an answer

[quote] The man is obviously a knock out

Seriously? Do you have two wonky eyes?

Obviously R137

what's wrong with charm and little imperfections ? you probably look like this

Linky stinky at R138.

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Bless his heart. He tries too hard.

Andy one hot Jewish daddy. And he knows it! Work it, Andy. You still got it, gurl!

Andy sort of grosses me out, but I’d take him over his “BFF” Bruce Bozzi. He was on WWHL tonight and he was CREEPY.

Andy is one hot hairy top. I'd bottom for him in a heartbeat.

[quote]Wow, Andrew is just my type. I know he would never date me because he is tots out of my league. A 9 with a super successful career doesn't date or hook up with a 4 with a cubegay job (Ok, a 3, but the "good mirror" makes me look like a 4). Alas.

Looking at all the comments including this one makes me wonder if this a parody thread.

Maybe he's a nice guy in person. But, the man made a name for himself peddling trashy entertainment. And he played a direct role in his own overexposure.

So, i just put that loon on my ignore list and he has made 15 or so of the adoring comments about Andy Cohen.

This thread and anything SJP-related made up 99% of the threads we have both commented on.

He's also a huge SJP apologist. He chooses her over Barbra Streisand. LMAO.

Is he missing a pinky toe on his left foot?

Didn’t someone on here once say that years ago he used to frequently take a newspaper to a cafe and pretend to read it and then would deliberately leave it on the table because his name was on it or something like that?

He's always reminded me of an Oompa Loompa.

[quote] pretend to read it and then would deliberately leave it on the table because his name was on it or something like that?

R150, that seems like the most Andy Cohenish thing ever other than giving inadvertent side eye.

R152 I’m almost positive that the person who told the story said it was at a cafe in Greenwich Village.