SJP & Andy Cohen

Honey what’s this what’s happening what’s up with that?

looking rough.

Are they guest starring as a homeless couple in an episode of some streaming series?

Oddly enough I prefer SJP looking this way . I am shocked by Miss Cohen though.

To be fair, Dada just flew in from a sleepless, booze-soaked week in Cabo.

SJP needs some fat and Andy needs to lose some. She looks like a gross alien with a neanderthal brow bone.

1-800-COCAINE

OOOf. Andy's got the bloat bad.

I think I’m grateful I don’t know them.

He’s giving her mane side eye. Emphasis on the singular “eye”.

The Jew is strong in these two. So, so strong…

What a great father he is.

Where was the kid? Playing in traffic while daddy networks, no doubt.

Sarah jessica was incredulous - "And then Matthew told me that he thinks Carrie is looking a little tired. I mean, look at me, I'm still fabulous! How could he say that?" The tableware clinked as the guests clamored to assure Sarah Jessica that she was still indeed fabulous. After all, she was paying for their lunch. Andy, however, feeling the buzz from the night before wear off, thought to himself that maybe Matthew was right, the bitch was looking haggard.

Andy's wearing his eatin' shirt!

Andy looks like he needs what we used to call a 'paign and 'caine pick me up.

SJP would be perfect doing Maxwell House Coffee commercials.

Just like the ones Margaret Hamilton did.

It'd be hot if Andy lived out his final years as a 450 lb queen. Keep eating, Andy! Keep eating!

No one's using Anton's. It was better as Hudson Corner Café. I'd kill to know what brand of coffee they served.

He's not looking good here.

They are just people. They look just like the rest of us most of the time. Or worse. That is why they hate the paparazzi.

SJP: "Pass that alfalfa."

AC: "I think it's artificial."

SJP: "I don't fucking care!"

Why is Amy Sedaris there, much less friends with them?

They look like an old Jewish couple from Boca and the wife never stops talking and the husband just looks defeated

She looks like she’s 70.

Will she be playing Yetta in The Nanny reboot?

Andy's got that Morrisey-esque bloat. SJP looks like her usual horsey self.

Two 60 year olds out for brunch?

R19, this is a dumb little story, but. A zillion years ago, we stayed at a resort in Barbados. The coffee was delicious - very smooth and mellow, not strong like Starbucks, but solid, somehow. Not acidic, very rich and just good. So good that we asked and asked and finally the guest services director told us it was a liquid concentrate of Beech-Nut coffee, made especially for food service. It wasn’t something we could have gotten for ourselves, so we just enjoyed it while we could. But I’ve never forgotten how much we all loved that delicious coffee.

Back to SJP: I think she looks okay. Andy looks like ass.

So is he ever with the baby? What a useless star stalker. If you don’t want kids, don’t have them. Enjoy your star friends, get some hot young meat. But don’t throw a kid into that just so you can say you have one,

R21 I have never gone to brunch looking anything like that mess. I mean, when you’re 25, 30 you can pull off the “just rolled outta bed/tousled hair” look, but he looks rode hard and put away wet.

Andy's child was a good PR move to get more support from the soccer mom fraus.

R29 When I went to Barbados it was so long ago that they declined to seat me at the resort restaurant for lunch until I went back to my room and changed from shorts into pants.

Did someone walk past their table with a blow torch? She looks like Freddy Kruger.

[R29] We asked the server for the brand name and he actually brought out the packaging. It had a military name like "General" something. You're probably right though - it was sold to eateries but not retail. Damn though it was the best and we still talk about it.

OP, please learn how to correctly link a pic. Your 30+ threads a day all have your stink. At least do one thing the right way.

Fake news! That is obviously Ruth Bader Ginsberg and Jeffrey Epstein living in Malta after they faked their deaths last year!

I dont understand. Are people not allowed to age? Have an off-day or weight fluctuations?

Dayum, that chick Carrie is hot in real life!

Frances McDormand and John Forsythe

Behold, the ravages of age!

[quote] They are just people.

Well, at least the one on the right is.

I'm not so sure about Sea Biscuit on the left.

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It was a hot day. They were wilting. 🔥

They're both awful people and have the face they deserve.

Good God , SJP looks like she 87

I actually like her hair with some silver in it and without the black raccoon rings around her eyes but she could use some of Miss Cohen’s fat or get some fillers. Most women look ghastly with too many but she’s in dire need of plumping.

I think SPJ is preparing for her role in an upcoming Golda Meir movie.

Seriously how is this horse still relevant at all? She can't act, she's not pretty, how?

Where is Andys Brat?

It’s been a particularly long 18 years since they first met…

[quote]I dont understand. Are people not allowed to age? Have an off-day or weight fluctuations?

Welcome to Datalounge, you sweet summer child.

I love Amy Sedaris, but I question her choices in friends…

so much ugly at one table

No one would care about their looks if they weren't garbage people. Cohen is a walking minstrel show and a 60 year old gay man acting like a 15 year old mean girl. SJP is fake and phony.

If Frances Sternhagen can't reprise her role as Bunny MacDougal, SJP can do double duty.

Now that’s just fucked up.

The role of Magda Miranda’s housekeeper is now also being played by Sarah Jessica Parker

Oh dear, look who favors mom..

Her skin actually looks better. With make up, I could see her looking really good. Shocked at the grey hair showing.

I legit heard there is going to be a dream sequence in the new series where they are the Golden Girls in a bid to make fun of their ages and acknowledge it. Actually, I was watching reruns this past week and they routinely referenced their ages and how they were getting too old for this or that. All of them. So it’s not like they ever shied away from the age question.

That poor kid.

Can't some of her millions go to getting him some lips at least?

Was it Thursday and the gays wore yellow?

[quote]I actually like her hair with some silver in it

Hi-Yo, SILVER!

Her son looks like young Adrian Monk.

Cohen will have to go to rehab someday, no?

I've never seen someone so proud of how much they drink and get high. He's really dependent on it. (oh and cocaine too if we believe Mrs. Kathy which we do.)

He claims he doesn’t do coke. I believe he isn’t a regular user but an occasional one. Miss Kathy doesn’t fib.

Another Pic.....Father and Son.....Why would anyone think SJP and Matthew Broderick could ever have attractive kids? They aren't exactly models...

She is an amazing gay ally and surrounds herself with gay men. She's one of the good guys. Cut her some slack. But then again, what can you expect from a board that worships murderers because they're hot?

[quote] then again, what can you expect from a board that worships murderers because they're hot?

Trolls like you post responses about hot murderers. You're a hetero male who is obsessed with DL. You come here to perpetuate gay stereotypes.

Go back to Parler. You don't belong here.

I guess R31 missed the “or worse” part of my comment.

I saw John Forsythe strolling around the Theater District in a camel's hair coat. Unbelievably handsome guy. Andy C couldn't come close on his best day.

SJP can use her chin to drill pilot holes.

Stop it! Just stop it already! She is still fabulous! When was the last time YOU went to brunch with Andy Cohen, or any other A-list celeb for that matter? The ridicule makes me sick.

r72 maybe a board dedicated to bitchery is not the right place for you

r63 perfect comment

Anton’s is a great place. I wonder if they’re regulars but I’ve actually never seen any celebrity there and I’ve been many times.

On another note, I can’t believe anyone here ever thought she got a nose job.

Maybe she came straight from a makeup test for the upcoming Hocus Pocus sequel?

SJP needs more weight on . She would softer and younger

Yeesh. She’s looking like Cloris Leachman lunching with a homeless man.

Andy looks unhappy.

SJP looks like an old jewish woman in that pic. Which is what she is, right?

R67 Their son isn't too bad looking.

r72 where are the A-list celebrities? Not in the OP's photo.

Who's Andy Cohen?

She looks good - just grey hair making her look older. He looks like he just had a meth weekend.

Bunny MacDougal wore it better, and looked younger doing it.

I noticed when I started looking at his Instagram that Bravo always shows him from a relatively low angle that softens/rounds out the shape of his face/head. He posts selfies that are more straight on and it changes his whole appearance. Sometimes he looks a lot like Jeffrey Epstein. He's got a big Frankenstein head like Alex McCord, but the way Bravo lights and angles him flatters him.

Here he is looking Epsteinish.

Matthew Broderick was gorgeous as a young man.

"Gorgeous," R87?

This is what old people look like when they don't have professional make up artists.

Sugarfoot actually doesn't look too bad in her natural state.

If Andy misbehaves in public and it gets posted to social media, it wouldn’t surprise me if Anderson Cooper unfriended him as he did with Kathy Griffin. Anderson seems so uptight that if someone crosses a line, they’re history. Then again, Andy’s handlers probably spend their lives keeping him out of trouble in public, so it may never happen.

R88 not “gorgeous” but he was considered very cute, yes. That’s not a controversial thought. He aged absolutely terribly, even by the time of Election (which was over 20 years ago) - he had to start playing totally different types of parts.

SJP walks into a bar. The barkeep says "Why the long face?"...

SJP looks good there. She doesn't look 30 but she's not 30.

whew miss andy looks rough

all that coke and meth is taking a toll on the wonky eyed queen

She’s taking on the look of another, more accomplished Jessica.

[quote]SJP looks good there. She doesn't look 30 but she's not 30.

No, she's not 30. She's 56, only 56.

I like that she's opted for a more natural look and to see her rely on self-confidence rather than something that comes in jars to be applied to the face with a trowel.

But I know lots of women her age and older who look better, without benefit of cosmetic surgeries, facial injections, and a Clinque counter's worth of products. Some of them are rail thin and still look better. Part of it certainly is that her public face has been so very "touched" and made-up and the hair dyed and styled to the hilt and framed with expensive jewelry and clothes. When you shift from a look that's 99% artifice to one that's 99% WYSIWYG, it's a bit of a shock for good or bad. In her case, I applaud her for deciding "no, I'm not going to be surrounded by a team of stylists and face painters and more just to go to the street and have a coffee with Andy Cohen who always looks like shit warmed over," but she just looks so...severe and taut like a drum. I don't like her or her work, but shit, I don't envy her trying to change her look and relax things a bit, to show her age rather than to fight it against her background of ugly girl made beautiful by rich trappings.

They are just people. They look just like the rest of us most of the time. Or worse. That is why they hate the paparazzi.

Speak for yourself!

We all get the face we deserve

I was wondering when someone else would make the connection to Tandy. If the SATC reboot doesn't work out, she can always tour in "Driving Miss Daisy".

[quote] She is an amazing gay ally and surrounds herself with gay men.

True. Just ask Matthew Broderick.

[quote] He looks like he just had a meth weekend.

Yep.

Andy Cohen definitely doesn’t look here like he does in the usual publicity pics I’m use to seeing of him. That being said, he looks pretty good.

Somewhere, Robert Downey Jr's balls are high-fiving each other.

This thread warms my heart.

The curse of typically appearing in public with professional makeup and hair styling. When the real you is seen- its frightening! For SJP too.

It looks as if Sarah Jessica tripped over Andy sleeping off a booze/coke bender next to a dumpster and said, "Splash some cold water on your face and join us for brunch!"

When the mask falls, it really makes a thud.

I don't think SJP looks TERRIBLE. Yes, she has the face she's always had, but I don't think she looks all that bad without makeup.

Andi, on the other hand, looks like a bloated mess.

He’s wearing fat brunch clothes.

I imagine Andy's shirt having numerous grease spots and maybe a little blood from when his nose was bleeding.

He looks like he just woke up from a 6 day drunk. And she looks like she just had a massive chemical peel.

She looks like my 43 year old cousin who smokes a pack of cigarettes every day and downs a six pack every night.

A six pack?

Amateur.

Are we the same age?

I don't think she looks bad but she could gain a few pounds. And I understand her mane is her treadmark but a bob that just grazes the shoulder would take a few years off and lift her face.

It's a terrible angle but I don't think they look THAT bad. Who are they eating with? Also why are they "garbage people," he's a little tedious and boring but why is he a bad guy? Examples?

Miss Cohen looks like a derelict.

[quote]"Gorgeous," [R87]?

He wasn't "gorgeous" R88, but he was cute.

You didn't need to intentionally choose the worst photo of him you could find to make your point. That is so 1996 internet.

Cute but never hot or sexy.

Too girly

For over a century, every body wanted to look like the stars, and now they do

On what fucking planet do people think a "56" (may need receipts) year old woman in these photos looks "good", "not that bad", "great", "her age", etc? SHE LOOKS FUCKING HORRIBLE! For any age. Sick of the SJP PR poodles. We aren't fucking blind.

Sorry, "caught short", etc, etc, blah, barf.

Was there a picture of Amy at the table? How did she look? I think she looks great for a woman in her 60s.

[quote] SJP looks good there. She doesn't look 30 but she's not 30.

"Not 30"? HA!

She's no longer even 50!

Why do we have to call that woman Sarah JESSICA parker ? who does that ? her first name is Sarah, her last name is Parker. It will be Sarah Parker. Enough with that pretentious shit

Andy is not an "A-List celebrity." He hoists TV shows on Bravo--he would be lucky to make the C-list.

SJP is a gorgeous woman. Cynthia has always gone for the more natural look, and Kristin still stuns with her beauty. "And Just Like That," promises to be a smash success. Viewers have been eagerly waiting to see where the writers will take these ladies' stories. I think we will all be quite pleased with the outcome. Consider the series a valentine to the many loyal and dedicated fans throughout the world.

[quote] SJP is a wizened hag. Cynthia has always gone for the more "special" look, and Kristin still stuns with her bad plastic surgery.

FIFY

R128 bahahahaha!!! Good one! You really made me chuckle. You’ve a keen eye for satire.

SJP walks into a bar. The barkeep says "No mask, no service".

SJP: she ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be!

In 2000, long before the magazine covers, the Met Gala, and all that lovely lovely money... and more than a year before Matthew became the toast of Broadway in The Producers, energizing his flaccid career, Sarah shared her savings and investment tips, because after her "Dickensian" childhood, she vowed to never go hungry again.

This article likely exists somewhere on DL but it is worth repeating because 1) What kind of publicity hungry actress shares such personal investment info? (rhetorical question) and 2) She is probably RICH AS FUCK today. I would have enjoyed reading that she invested with B. Madoff and not Frank Selvaggi, but alas it is not to be.

'I remember my childhood as Dickensian,' she added. 'I remember being poor. There was no great way to hide it. We didn't have electricity sometimes. We didn't have Christmases sometimes, or we didn't have birthdays sometimes, or the bill collectors came, or the phone company would call and say, 'We're shutting your phones off.' And we were all old enough to either get the calls, or watch my mother's reactions or watch my parents shuffling the money around.'

"Most of Ms. Parker's paychecks are invested pretty conservatively by firms selected by Frank Selvaggi, a founder of Altman, Greenfield & Selvaggi, an accounting firm in Midtown Manhattan that advises many entertainers. Ms. Parker's stepfather, who started his own trucking company in the early 1980's, introduced her to Mr. Selvaggi 18 years ago. They have worked together ever since.

Today, 30 percent to 40 percent of her investment portfolio is in tax-free bonds. The remainder is in various stocks and mutual funds primarily handled by McDonald & Company and other investment firms. Generally, Mr. Selvaggi said, the investments are in value stocks like Colgate-Palmolive and Citigroup. He has stayed away from dot-coms because the approach he has worked out with Ms. Parker has been, as he put it, that 'slow and steady wins the race.'

They put some money into blue-chip technology stocks including Microsoft, Cisco Systems and Intel, in 1997 and 1998, he said but not too much, because 'when she was going into the market, it was very high and shaky.'

Mr. Selvaggi said Ms. Parker's stock investments have done very well, beating the 19.5 percent gain of the Standard & Poor's 500-stock index last year."

Bitches, I have to tell you this : I was hunting for a pic of miss Cohen with a horse, to post it with a delicious comment, like " oh here is Andy with Sarah P. she looks better in that one". There WAS one I posted it before on DL ...Gone;...disappeared...Don't tell me either of them don't read here

Sarah Parker is such a pretentious obnoxious cunt that in my mind she's conflated with the Arquette family. I always have to make an effort to remember that she's not Patricia Arquette's sister

R133 Sarah, are you actually trying to make us donate to read your fucking article ? I see you've also invested in the NYT bitch

[quote]Sarah Parker is such a pretentious obnoxious cunt that in my mind she's conflated with the Arquette family.

I wouldn't call David, Patricia, or Rosanna Arquette "pretentious."

I can't be the only one that remembers that list of things that SJP wanted to be done that she gave to the people that worked for her?

So she's not Jewish? Otherwise why complain of no Christmases. I realize some Jews celebrate the secular aspects of Christmas but it can't be that important even for them.

She is 20 miles away from West Virginia.

[quote] I wouldn't call David, Patricia, or Rosanna Arquette "pretentious."

WHAT ????

[quote] I wouldn't call David, Patricia, or Rosanna Arquette "pretentious."

Patricia and Rosanna: no.

David and Alexis: absolutely.

Patricia Arquette is not a pretentious, obnoxious cunt ??

How many fucking SJP threads do we need on here right now?! Get a grip OP.

I think SJP is attractive when she is not too thin and more importantly genuinely happy. She glows

I'm amazed Andy lets himself be photographed like that when he's having brunch with someone sure to attract photographers. I am sure he was for some reason not expecting to be photographed.

SJP is so self-conscious about how she appears that it's clear she's purposefully letting her white in her hair show to age more gracefully. i do give her credit for that. White hair on men or women is to my mind nothing to be ashamed of; but men have to be very careful of showing white beard stubble before their hair has turned from grey to white, as Andy is doing. It makes him look like a bum.

SJP looks good to me. Her skin (face) looks like she takes care of it. I think it's cool that she's letting her hair go gray. Her arm looks tanned and toned.

Andy, hard to tell. Haven't we all gone out for breakfast in a disheveled, still-sobering-up state? Is he gaining weight, though? The underside of his chin looks like it's melting into his neck. He needed a hot shower, a shave, and some hair product. He also needed to be wearing black or a another dark, slimming color.

Gay men are overly scrutinizing . Is this from a lack of compassion?

R140/R142

You know we can see you posted that twice, right? I'm sorry Patty pissed in your cornflakes while she was starring in Medium.

I assume SJP is wearing wigs in SATC and surely in HOCUS POCUS 2.

But to think her face would fill out if she ate more food is totally false. That's not how 50+ metabolisms work, unfortunately. The new fat all goes to the tummy, never the face. Believe me, I know.

Andy looks like he's about to morph into Steve Bannon or Andrew Breitbart. This looks like beer/alcohol bloat, not meth/cocaine.

He's giving her the (wonky) eye.

R147 Gay men are overly scrutinizing . Is this from a lack of compassion?

eat your homophobic slur and choke on your own vomit bitch. women abort a lot . lack of compassion ?

Investing is in her genes.

This image is about what I am expecting from the SATC reboot based on this brunch.

R152, is a right wing pro-life pig who hates women and wants them barefoot and pregnant.

I swear to god SJP *wants* to look like shit. On and off screen every make-up choice, every style choice, every hair choice is absolutely and completely wrong for her face and/or body type.

Andy asked her for some blow, but SJP only had some Ivermectin on her.

R155 is a feminazi who invades gay men space to insult and bully them . I hope you die like Sharon Tate ( except you're too old and unfuckable to be pregnant)

R158, what a fucking little bitch you are. I guess I can say I hope you die of AIDS except you haven’t been fucked in the rectum forever .

R159 and that's not homophobic at all. Glad you'll soon have your breast cancer . think of me

see brothers ? : our "allies " @ R159

Diseased coochies worried about the sole color of their shoes.

R160, karma is a cunt.

R163 oh yeah Karen , so..you want to speak to the manager ?

R164, is a flaming monster

I'm having a good time R165..."they" ? not so much

You know we can ignore your erudite posts, don't you?

R167 please do by all means, you'll be forgotten in 20 years and classified with the "communists" "the fascists" and the "nazional-socialists" so what do I care

You care enough to make a new account and respond.

How is calling gay men overly scrutinizing considered a homophobic slur? Jesus talk about not being able to take criticism.

On the subject of SJP, whoever said she tries to look unattractive is right. It's fine for her to want to look natural, she actually looks better with natural makeup but she does it all wrong when she pulls her back so tight, she needs full loose voluminous hair, which she happens to have naturally. She always needs loose flowing clothes, it'll look better on her athletic frame.

SJP had a recent face lift and upper and lower blepharoplasty. Makes her look very American Gothic without makeup, but she's always been that girl. I like her. She's sinewy and girlish. Even though she looks old. She feels good about her companions or she'd be wearing sunglasses and she'd look fine. Even a bit glamorous. Cuz her face lift is a good one and she's always had nice features. She's in great shape and even after cosmetic surgery, she's not afraid to go without any makeup or fluffy hair softening of her features in public. In daylight. She reminds me of the ballet girls I know. They may be neurotic about their bodies, but they are confident in them too.

Andy Cohen looks like a hungover hotdog vendor. He's never been more than fitfat. And that can't withstand middle age and his constant "socializing."

Fucking hell, thread closed.

R169 I didn't create a new account, you dumbass, I had it before, I don't care a straw, travel east, you'll see that you are an incredible minority, and you're just- finished . Bye gurl. Killing babies, like raping babies, should stay in the 70'swith your ugly perm

It's sad that she had more chemistry with Chris Noth and John Corbett than she does with Matthew.

R174 did you SEE Matthew recently ?

That is one odd bitch on here. Over on the football raper thread "presenting hole". Take your meds, freak.

R175 He's his own sort of disaster, true.

I'm still a bit wigged out how their eldest kid looks like something out of Oliver Twist meets Flowers in the Attic. That kind of lack of height and odd, awkward pale, lipless face generally comes from malnutrition, inbreeding, or both.

R88 - I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's Sigourney Weaver

R176 all triggered and rabid...fun

R177, closeted couples curse their kids

It's a hot girl summer for Dolly and her man!

So I guess we now know that Andy Cohen dyes his hair.

R177 this is not a malnourished guy....

He has a cute sexy body. Man. Why do people post such lies all the time? Look at Saricca. (that's what we call her) She is an ectomorph. So is her son. Life ain't all about that anyway, but it's unfair to hate on celebrity children. I don't get that type of malice. Cheap shots.

R143 It's an Andy Cohen thread.

Wadda 'bout meeeeeeeee??????

"Stop Yelling, I have a coke hangover.."

Sorry, Andeee....

R138 Her father is Jewish and her mother Christian. Broderick's mother is Jewish and his father Catholic.

ALL FRAUS ON THIS THREAD LEAVE DATALOUNGE IMMEDIATELY OR DIE

Flamers are fraus?

[Quote]Andy Cohen looks like a hungover hotdog vendor.

This! Forevermore, I shall only think of Andy Cohen as a hungover hotdog vendor.

She's 56, was always a sun worshipper and I believe also a smoker. She was also never a great beauty - mostly known for her hair, body, and fashion choices. All things considered, she still looks slightly better than Andy.

[quote] She's 56

Rolling My Ass On The Floor Laughing Out Loud

R194 LOL I don't write the Wikipedia DOB entries!

194 is a bipolar drunk troll.

R196 =Sarah Parker, she's "liked " her own post, and has asked Andy to like it too

I swear to god it seems like a minute ago that I was sitting in my bedroom watching Square Pegs on TV and now SJP looks like somebody's grandmother. How the hell did that happen? It's scary how quickly time flies.

I guess she isn’t hocking color products from L’Oreal anymore. But boy she should go out and buy a bottle. She looks like crap.

He always looks like crap.

These are people in their mid 50s, they look fine!

She looks Jewish.

ok we're homophobic AND antisemitic now...wow...nice resident fraus of the SATC threads !

So wtf is up with Dolly Parton? Is she wearing a plastic Halloween chest? Do Carl and she really have a rockin’ sex life?

R17 No she didunt! Ouch!

R189 their kid must be very confused as to his ethnicity then.

You wish it was fraus R202. But it's not.

R20 Lol who is that?!

SJP is generous to the gays that she lets them fuck her husband.

I loathe Andy Cohen as much as the rest of us - but he’s allowed to have dinner with friends and not bring his brat along… he is spotted all over the west village with that ugly kid and the kid is all over his Instagram stories. I’ve seen him with the kid in Central Park. I’m sure he has nannies but you bitches are acting like a bunch of self-righteous fraus criticizing him for seeing his friends and getting a babysitter.

I do wonder if Carolyn Bessette Kennedy would’ve resembled her now. I think CBK was much better looking, but there was a resemblance for sure between the two.

R171 Who? What? Wtf did I just read?

She was Annie on Broadway but was already too tall and then shot up and out of the part quicker than any of them.

R171 nailed it. Poetry, ha.

Hungover hotdog vendor...

She’s ugly

Man the live filters on Andy's show must be nuclear level smoothing.

Are they the speared decorations resting atop of the greens-laden appetizer placed on the table there??

I can't wait to see the photos from their next outing. After they read this thread from Andy's favorite cesspool, I'm sure they will get a little more dolled up next time they brunch.

Looking at OP's picture, it seems to depict SJP about to eat a bale of hay.

Nah. They're perfect. More brave than most of us post COVID. SJP is not made of sugar water.

[quote] SJP is not made of sugar water.

[italic]Pferdefleisch,[/italic] rather.

They all look so casually chic in OP’s pic, like in that special New York/Manhattan sorta way, y’a know?

And just like that, I went from fag hag, to just a hag.

Why do you all compare Sarah to horses? She's quite lovely looking actually, and has an inner glow that accentuates her beauty. I think she looks terrific, and it's refreshing to see A-listers like her and Andy Cohen not dressed to impress. It's quite refreshing actually.

r223 = SJP

SJP is an A-lister, arguably. Any Cohen is *not* an A-lister. I'm sure he's thrilled to be socializing with SJP. Maybe she did invite him out at the last minute and he could not turn down the invitation. Hence, the bedraggled and dehydrated (and bloated at the same time) appearance.

If he's out partying every night, who is taking care of his child?

I completely agree R223. Sarah is lovely. Always was. It's the character that she played that gets under some skin. She is not an irresistible beauty in any classic sense. Sometimes with fashion choices she has attempted things she couldn't really pull off. Daring. But her real life style is simple and classic. Stripped. Like the mistress of a ballet class AND the least vain person you know. She is lovely and healthy and expressive and unique. I think she is super cool looking woman. She has beguiled some pretty impressive men. And she has her own.

[quote]SJP is an A-lister, arguably. Any Cohen is *not* an A-lister. I'm sure he's thrilled to be socializing with SJP.

I'm sure hanging out with Andy and Amy makes her feel even more like an A-lister since those two are far below her status in Hollywood. It feeds her insatiable ego. Most A-listers don't like socializing with each other because they spend the whole time thinking about who's the bigger star. SJP likes knowing that she's the Alpha celebrity in her social group.

I was wondering that too r226. He must have nannies. He said on his show that you'll usually catch him at (then named some bar) every night at 2am.

And doesn't he have a radio show.

The kid must have a team of nannies. When Andy got covid he had a pretty easy time finding someone to take the kid in for a few weeks.

Why have a kid, other then pure ego, if you’re going to hang out at a bar at 2am and not raise it?

Gays don't deserve to be parents or the right to marry. But they got it. Now they can shit on Blacks and Asians all day and night on DL.

Is SJP also part of the whole Andy/AC/Ripa/Consuelos/DTM clique? I couldn't imagine her hanging out with Kelly Ripa.

She looks like starving Bette Midler with have her skin peeled off.

R227 WTF are you on?

SJP was "Annie" on Broadway at age 14 in 1979. She is the age she claims to be.

Throwback

SJP is a wonderful person. Everyone involved in the SJP vs. KC feud has sided with SJP, even people like Jason Lewis who shared most of his scenes with KC. No one has a nice word to say about her, but people can't say enough nice things about SJP.

Better quality

Sharper and slightly different angle

She reminds me of my 65 year old aunt. Seriously looks like her.

SJP is lying though when she says she never had trouble with Kim until this recent thing.

I can remember Star Jones taking Kim's side on The View when there was another pay dispute.

It seems like SJP has always firmly maintained that it was a star driven show not an ensemble (which it actually was.)

I remember her saying somewhere how the show has three key ingredients. 1. Carrie 2. The other women 3. New York

She seemed to firmly want it known she was the star.

Speaking of good coffee, I loved the coffee at Modka in old Hamra in Beirut.

I'm very cosmopolitan, you know.

Outside the USA, a man would never go out in public looking so unkempt.

SJP be looking like the Olsen twins exhumed great great grandmother.

SJP was cruel to Kim.

[quote]WTF are you on?

An artist's truth. I tell the truth. I am not a person seeking out ugliness. I create beautiful things and am exceptional looking too.

Well, SJP was the star. The show was about Carrie Bradshaw and her friends. In each episode, the main thrust of the show was always Carrie's storyline. If you noticed, Carrie had long-ish character-building scenes interspersed with quick snippets of the other ladies' scenes, which much of the time came off as filler. This was especially true by season 4, when SJP became producer. It was not an ensemble in the truest sense of the word, like Golden Girls.

Serious opinion: I love that she is visually embracing her age. It IS refreshing. However, I have always hated her twee, innocent, "girly" voice, and the affected "aww shucks, little old MEEE?!" routine. It's tiresome. You want to look like an older lady? Fine. Fucking act like one.

Jeeze. Both SJP and Cohen look like they have been on a 12 day meth binge in OP's link.

She has dried out from the inside out from her 30 year eating disorder.

R244: do we know how SJP was cruel to Kim Cattrall? I don’t think I’ve ever heard one specific example of it. Maybe I’ve not read the write articles.

R249: oh god, ‘right’. I’ll crawl into a hole now. In my defence I’m on a work call pretending to listen.

true r247 in that Golden Globe speech above she asks "what do people do with these things?"

Her husband had two Tonys by then that presumably were somewhere in their house.

Well, those Tonys may have been up Matthew's ass. I'll give her the benefit of the doubt there.

R183 That shot is so digitally overhauled it is ridiculous. In any "candids" that poor kid (18? really?) is a DISASTUH!

Are there current snaps of their creepy Shining twins?

JFC. Long story short, fuck your ego(s) after 40, and use freshly bought eggs and sperm.

r249 Cattrall explained it on some British talk show.

SJP was pressuring her to sign on to the films while Kim thought she was being underpaid. Something like that. Kim makes a point of saying that the negotiations got really bad and SJP wasn't very nice about the whole thing.

R254: ah yeah thanks, that does ring a bell. I think I’d also heard that Kim saw herself as the star so at the time I thought maybe she was asking for too much. Plus SJP produces, and loads of other stuff on top of acting I think, so I didn’t think her being paid more sounded unfair. Obviously if we don’t know the specific numbers it’s hard to judge who was right.

I don't think Cattrall wanted the same amount as SJP she just felt she deserved better treatment. She was kind of the most talked about and popular character on the show.

SJP is quite the producer of loads indeed.

More fucking PR poodles from SJP here we come.

At least try to be less obvious r255

Seeing those close-ups of her reminds me of how my hatchet needs sharpening.

Correction, Samantha was the most popular among the supporting players. But SJP was the most popular character on the show overall. No viewers were ever as entranced by Miranda and Steve or Charlotte and Harry as they were by Carrie and Big, or even Carrie and Aidan. Female viewers wanted to be Carrie and have her life. No one wanted Miranda's life.

It was an ensemble piece, at the end. We all tuned in as much to see, who and how Samantha was fucking, as much as we did to see Carrie's interminable take on life.

Now it's just 3 old ladies, in a city that's lost its sparkle, reminiscing about times gone by. They could almost be DLers!

[quote] looking rough.

Very

SJP didn't carry her twins. She used a surrogate. Too thin I'd guess.

R257: ah shit yeah you got me, SJP pays me to Google her every hour and come to her defence at any even slightly negative comment. I also work for George Clooney who IS NOT a homosexual.

I do agree though, that she'd make an amazing Golda Meir.

With the right script, I predict an Oscar winning performance.

DL viewers wanted to be Carrie.

I always thought it was sort of sleazy how she was on the Katie Couric show saying how she was just a regualr Suv driving mom dropping her kids off at school.

Then like a month later she was the spokesperson for some SUV. How much money do you need bitch?

I've said this before but it bears repeating in response to the images in this thread: Someone as rich and famous as Andy Cohen should never go out looking like such a schlemiel.

They look fine for their age. She hasn’t not touched up her looks but she hasn’t done anything drastic which is good.

R227 I remember watching that Globe win (2000 I think) and thinking wow, she finally grew into her looks and got quite pretty. That was definitely the best she’s ever looked.

I'm shocked she's out in public without make up on and her actual hair color but...good for her!

And, I say that as someone who is not that big of a fan and one who wishes she wasn't rebooting Sex & the City.

She could stand to gain a pound or 10 but she has great skin and looks healthy here. I admire her for going natural AND out in public.

Andy Cohen on the other hand, looks like shit.

Sarah Parker is an A~lister ?? She wouldn't be cast in a movie even if she wrote, shot and produced it herself, what are you even talking about ?

r271 which account are you using this morning?

She looks like Ruth Bader Ginsburg risen from the dead in that profile picture!

Let us not forget Cohen faked having Covid for attention. 55 year old gay men who are out til 2 A.M every night on blow do not make good parents.

I guess I’m in the minority but I think SJP looks good for her age. Bit severe but that’s a lot better than many actresses her age who mangle their faces with surgery. She still looks like herself.

Andy, however, looks like complete shit.

Sorry r270 just saw that I pretty much totally copied your post. Great minds?

Didn't SJP and Amy Sedaris do an off-Broadway play together?

R59 She looks like she is wearing a prosthetic nose in that pic. Not unlike Billy Crystal's in Princess Bride.

SJP is a metaphor for the fabulousness of NYC. I'm really looking forward to the SATC reboot, And Just Like That. If it's anything like the original series, it will be funny, quirky, touching, oh, and of course, fashionable! Guys, this is gonna be SO good!

[quote]An artist's truth. I tell the truth. I am not a person seeking out ugliness. I create beautiful things and am exceptional looking too.

If this is satire, it is very funny. If it is not, you are a hot mess.

R274 He faked having COVID?

Andrew did not fake having COVID. He would never do that. And as for him staying up all not partying and ignoring his child, that is absolutely untrue. He is a terrific dad, by all accounts. He looks tired because that's how parents of young children look. It's called ignoring your own ego to put the needs of your child ahead of your own. That's what mature adults who are parents do.

He looks like a New Jersey guy from the boardwalk at Seaside Park.

[quote]SJP didn't carry her twins. She used a surrogate. Too thin I'd guess.

She also named them after her Salem witch ancestors, although she named them before she appeared on that genealogy show and feigned surprise at the connection.

More proof that she is a lying fame whore.

Hi Andy @ R282 !

And a witch!

MMMMMmmm, yes master, Andy Cohen! How may I serve you today?

R269 She looks good there but I can’t stand how these actresses act all confused and taken aback, stammering and sputtering in speeches. Aniston does it too.

It's actually Sarah Jessica Parker impersonator Kentucky Derby winner Carrie Bradshaw

When I look at that picture of AC, all I can see is a cocaine induced psychosis in his future and that I wouldn't wish on anyone. I do hope my feeling is wrong. SJ, gurl, color that hair! No one wants to see that! ( And have it cut while your at it)

The PR shills are out in force today on Datalounge. I guess that the money is good. It would have to be for all of the incessant knob slobbing y’all are doing for SJP and Andy.

I disagree R259 . I was totally enthralled with the Charlotte / Harry story arc. I hated the Big storyline from day one . I also liked the Miranda/Steve relationship ,but I never gave one fig about Samantha's .The Richard one was the exception.

R273 In that profile shot, to me she looks like an Elphaba who got to the theater late and didn’t have time to put the green makeup on.

R227 lol at 1:27 when it cuts to Kim after SJP talks about her love for her cast

R264 Golda Meir was three of her!

r281 It is almost impossible he had covid - his timeline does not add up from when he annoucned he had to his reunion with his son Ben was something like ten days. This was the start of covid and guidlines for exposure when you didn't go to the hopistal were 14 days past havnig no symptons. He got covid and got over it faster than any other covid patient.

"It took about 10 or 11 days, I would say, to work through my system," Cohen told his audience. "You know, It takes a bit to get your energy back."

Why would someone lie about getting Covid? It's not as though that would/ve gotten him any major publicity. Plus, it would be too easy to trace, wouldn't it? I believe him. He's a good guy.

^Whatevs, Darryn. What happened to your talk show you were hoping he would help you with? Go buy him some lube.

I met Andy once briefly. Honestly, he was sexy. Smooth in manner and smelled good. This was about 10 years ago.

Don't be such an ASS R 298. Whatevs? Who under 75 or 14 years old types like that?

I am no fan of Andy Cohen but he didn't fake COVID. The non whore celebs who got it - did not make too much a deal of it. On social media or otherwise. They didn't want people to panic. Cohen was lowkey about his infection. He might have been very ill for two weeks or still be suffering long Covid. No one knows. But for all the fucking horror of it - most people who got COVID, survived it and recovered at home.

The reason you don't hear more about DL posters having COVID is because they are mostly small town shut ins or wealthier big city order ins. DL gays don't have many family or friends. So they blame people who got COVID or doubt their infection? Y'all just sound nuts R298.

Andy Cohen is a messy gay, but he's a decent human being. SJP wouldn't be one of his best friends otherwise. You sound friendless. I bet you judge men with HIV too, R298? People who have never danced are always the ones who call the cops when the music gets LOUD.

I’m glad I had an abortion!

R296 If I recall correctly, Trump went back to the White House about 5 days after entering Walter Reed Medical Center, but of course he’s got those superior Drumpf genes, whereas Cohen comes from an inferior genetic background, so it took him 10-11 days. /sarcasm

Andy's a good guy. Typical nice Jewish boy. Quality people like SJP, Matthew, and Ripa/Consuelos adore him, so he must be good people. I think a lot of gay men on this board resent him because he's out, proud, successful, happy and good looking. The gay men who post here tend to worship straight guys or closet cases, and denigrate out and proud gay men. It's a shame, really.

^^So what you're saying, Andy, is: THEY'RE JUST JEALOUS OF YOU.

Quality people.

God bless the OP for that unflattering photo for all parties involved.

Mark and Kelly ARE quality people. They are great looking and good humored and successful and long time married, great allies and friends to lots of gay men. Good parents and family oriented who have used fame and wealth to have the best of most things. It's a love match. They're a hot couple married for 25 years. What are they if not quality people? Why shouldn't he like her butt? I bet she licks his. They're kind of disgustingly happy and beautiful and aging. They'll be together until death.

Andy is not a bad guy. He's shallow and shady and I don't like his show - but he loves dogs and kids and his friends and family. Don't mistake the housewifes for his friends. Like all talk show hosts, he promotes shitty people all the time.

SJP and Matt Broderick, Kelly and Mark, Anderson Cooper and his BF - are not the worst friends an aging gay man single father could have. They're all a little too something for me, but anything else is envy. They're a bit fake cultured and all very ethnic big family types. But they love a beach and many margaritas too. Parties with friends. I could watch Mark change swim trunks for a month. They all enjoy that! It's too much evolved happiness for many of the sad sexless shut ins on DL.

SJP is actually a bit cultured for real. But she comes with some severe seriousness and lots of verbal tics.

R303 is HILARIOUS with those tongue in cheek jests.

"nice Jewish boy"

Oh. My. Sides.

"Quality people like SJP, Matthew, and Ripa/Consuelos..."

You, are a CARD R303 !!!!

R303 I've known (and had) some nice Jewish boys, and you Andy Cohen sir, are not one.

[quote] Oh. My. Sides.

Isn't this the cry of an 80 year old DL poster of yesteryear? I saw it archived. Along with "you are a CARD!"

Fuck. R308 keeps fucking up this place with his ancient white wit and wisdom. And CAPS!

Racist old TROLL.

How is Andy such a DL celebrity?

How did Andy Cohen meet Sarah Jessica? How did he meet Natasha Richardson?

R307 Anderson Cooper is not very “big family ethnic.” He’s an old New York/Dutch stultifying WASP-type who would have been Sebastian Venable had society’s attitude toward gays not changed.

Is it true that Cohen has some anti black sentiments? I’ve read a couple of blinds about this. It would not surprise me.

[quote]Is it true that Cohen has some anti black sentiments? I’ve read a couple of blinds about this. It would not surprise me.

Have you watched RW of Atlanta? Who wouldn't?

The blinds said that he didn’t trust black workers doing repairs in his home and he barely tolerates the black women in his ridiculous RH franchise.

What the hell does she see in him?

R310 in all her posts is a familiar racist, ageist and general cunt. Lacking in education and communication skills. No one wants to got to her checkout lane in the grocery because she talks to herself and stares.

R249 Excluded her

My lane is very popular with the mens. I attended, graduated and matriculated.

I thought it was Jane Goodall and Steven Sondheim.

My god, Andrew is so handsome, and has got a real nice body. Not overly worked out or looks like he lives in the gym. It's no wonder he gets his fair share of 9's and 10's. If he were straight, women would be falling all over themselves to date him. The sun really shone on him.

R307 "Andy is not a bad guy. He's shallow and shady and I don't like his show - but he loves dogs and kids"

Is this a put-on? It's pretty hilarious either way. It sets a new standard in lack of standards.

Andrew is a very attractive man. You're allowing your jealousy and resentment to blind you to just how good looking the man is.

R324.

She looks like her face has been shrink wrapped.

She looks like her face has been shrink wrapped.

SJP is a TV, fashion, gay, and Manhattan icon. And she's a really lovely person to boot. Just ask anyone with anything legit to say about her feud with KC. Leave her alone. She's one of the good ones.

Andy Cohen strikes me as your stereotypical GenX 1980s gay Jewish boy: he probably aspired to work in television, he's not particularly academic (went to BU, a party school) and got a basic journalism degree then went off to NYC to intern in TV. A lot of people who came of age in the 1980s really worshipped money and material things, I think more blatantly than in other decades. He probably never liked the way he looked and fantasized about looking like a blond jock and being a blond wasp...hence his absolute obsession with Anderson Cooper. He toiled in the CBS news division for years where he showed up and figured out the politics (who to kiss up to) and how to network. I'm sure he interviewed great. Like for most people, timing is everything. I don't see him having the same kind of career had he started today, too much has changed.

[quote] I thought it was Jane Goodall and Steven Sondheim.

And [italic]I[/italic] thought it was Jane Goodall and one of her chimps!

[quote] He probably never liked the way he looked and fantasized about looking like a blond jock and being a blond wasp...hence his absolute obsession with Anderson Cooper.

Anderson was never blond. he went from brunet to grey to white.

[quote]And she's a really lovely person to boot. Just ask anyone with anything legit to say about her feud with KC

She low-keyed publicly shamed her for not wanting to do third film and “disappointing fans.” She then tactlessly expressed condolences for her brother who had just committed suicide.

She may be lovely to many when she gets her way, but she’s selfish and missing a sensitivity chip when she doesn’t.

R331 Will that be the SJP trajectory?>>"...went from brunet to grey to white."

R322 R324 R328=CUNT Andy

Don't forget red, bitches.

She was the star of a big Broadway musical, standing center stage belting show tunes in a red dress and wig. Every Theater Queen's wet dream, here.

SJP doesn’t look THAT bad, just gray and older. Cohen on the other hand…wtf?

I love this picture because it shows what real people look like when they don't have a professional hair and makeup crew plus expert lighting that has been designed to make them look as glamorous as possible.

Still elegantly in love, after all these years

R339 I don't think they are in love. I think they were companions who merged and became SJP/MB LLC. Was good for their brand and good for their bottom line.

Please indulge me a brief story...My brother-in-law and sister-in-law are both narcissistic, self-centered people; my brother-in-law slightly less so than my sister-in-law. Slightly. At some point during their singledom, they realized a married couple can buy more than the sum of its parts. So, they married each other and now, both in their mid-40s, work like dogs (at their decent, white collar jobs) to maintain a large house on a hill that is decorated to her liking...and to avoid seeing each other as much as possible. She even had a part-time retail job on weekends at one point! Completely unnecessary financially but she wanted out of the house and him. She is very clearly in charge of the money and is very good at doing things her way but making it seem like a collaboration.

Prior to this marriage, my brother-in-law had been desperate to "be a couple" and move to a nice area...and have a house/little kingdom, and that is what he has now, although it is her kingdom, not his. My sister-in-law, meanwhile, had been looking hard for a man who checked all her boxes and found one in the sense that he had a job, looked right/had the raw materials physically, and seemed aggressive but was actually very passive. They wanted children for a hot minute, and claimed to have tried, but it didn't work out. Although they have four bedrooms, their friends have dropped off since the wedding (more than 5 years ago) and no one ever visits them except for their mothers-in-law. Their only friends appear to be their next-door neighbors, a couple perhaps in their late 70s.

My own husband (brother of my brother-in-law) says all the time "Maybe they'll get divorced." But I say it will never happen. They would have to give up the house and the appearance of being a successful loving couple. I don't even think the two of them even speak to each other very much which is a phenomenon foreign to my husband but one which I have seen quite a bit in couples, both gay and straight. I cannot fathom my brother-in-law and sister-in-law having an intimate conversation (as in, "how do you feel about that?" or "I'm concerned about work...my boss is acting weird") as opposed to the checklist conversations I have witnessed her having with him, such as "I am going to have the Sub Zero refrigerator delivered on Friday. Can you work from home or do I need to reschedule it?"

My point is that this is what SJP and MB remind me of. A convenient marriage. They found people they liked enough and focused on settling down and having a family. There is nothing wrong with that but calling it a "great love" and a "partnership" is a big stretch, one designed to appeal to American women, for whom every marriage must take on storybook proportions.

I think SJP keeps MB from being a hot mess: away from the booze and the boys...and the car accidents that kill people. It also keep SJB away from the distraction of having to date, because dating is work that cuts into her career. Now that "Husband/Family" is a checked box, she can focus on her great loves: her career/money and (presumably) her children.

^I don't understand how your brother-in-law can be married to your sister-in-law.

[quote] checklist conversations I have witnessed her having with him, such as "I am going to have the Sub Zero refrigerator delivered on Friday. Can you work from home or do I need to reschedule it?"

This is my brother and his wife to a T. I couldn't live that way.

You do realize SJP/MB are complete strangers to you. You have no idea how their marriage works.

Yeah whatever arrangement they have, they actually seem like they like each other and have a ton in common. They're really into theater and books and food (at least cooking and talking about it) and both want to convince people they are smarter than they are.

OMG, they look even worse in R239's pic!

[quote] Cohen was lowkey about his infection.

What universe do you live in?

r346 exactly he milked it for publicity - Covid had shut down all RH tapings and his own WWHL - he needed something to make sure his name was still in the press. Why not fake covid? And let's be honest if an asthmatic coke addict got covid - do you really think they could get over it in 10 days when others who got it at the same time who were younger and healthier had it longer? (ie he got it the same time Colton from the bachelor got it. It took a peak physical condition 20 something over two weeks to get out of bed but Andy somehow got it and got over it to be with his son in 10 days? - uhuh.)

R343 Who really knows anyone?

r347, COVID is very unpredictable. My good friend, 50 years old, is overweight and hasn't eaten a vegetable since the first Bush administration. He has all types of ailments. He has COVID early on, and just had a mild flu...fever and minor aches for few days, and it cleared up pretty quickly with no long hauler symptoms.

TV and movies are fantasy. Nobody wants to look at a show with sex in the title and be reminded of their grandma. What were they thinking? If they want this SITC reboot to be successful, SJP needs to go find some Miss Clairol.

And it looks like the years of binging on cocaine and antibiotics are finally catching up with Andy Cohen. GURRRRL!

They both look like what my late father referred to as "blivets", aka 10 lbs. of shit in a 5 lb. bag.

r350 thinks they look like grannies. Honey, run, don't walk, to your nearest ophthalmologist! They look like beautiful women at the height of their sexual prowess. Women peak in their 40s, so having "Sex" in the title is totally appropriate. Now, when I look at the Golden Girls, THEY look like little old grannies. Nothing sexy about those old crones.

Jeez R352 ,do you get paid by the post ? You cant possibly believe that shit you type.

[quote] Women peak in their 40s, so having "Sex" in the title is totally appropriate. Now, when I look at the Golden Girls, THEY look like little old grannies

Except they are not in their 40's, they are in their late 50's. The SAME AGE the Golden Girls were!

Bitch, you’re NOT Madonna!

R352, No honey. Those old broads are busted and nobody wants to look at that. Even the "grandmothers" on soap operas have color in their hair (and in their faces) damn she looks like a pasty white Ghoul!

Golden Girls were old broads but they did not have "sex" in the title of their show. They had "Golden" & they did everything for laughs because it was a COMEDY!

SITC is a drama. I'm pretty sure SJP doesn't plan on viewers pointing at the screen and laughing at her every ten seconds.

If they expect people to take this show seriously and actually view them as sexy, then they shouldn't come out looking like old hags!

If it's a drama then why did it get an Emmy for Outstanding Comedy R356?

"Sex and the City" is a huge brand. That will be part of any series or film these ladies do in conjunction with the original series, even when they're in the Motion Picture Retirement Home.

R341: it took me a minute too to figure it out.

R340’s husband has a brother, who is r340’s brother-in-law.

Said brother-in-law has a wife, who will be the sister-in-law to r340.

R357 as soon as I typed that and hit "post" I knew some goofy queen would try to be cute, but everyone knows these are clearly different types of shows.

If you want to be specific we can say SITC is a romantic comedy and Golden Girls is a situation comedy.

The shows are also decades apart.

You are comparing apples and oranges.

The bottom line is these bitches wanna be seen as sexual women in NYC try making yourself appealing. And don't hang out in public with bloated reality tv producers who are aging badly.

^^^"IF you bitches wanna be seen as sexual women in NYC try making yourselves appealing."

r349 that may be but Cohen's timeline does not compute. In the early days of covid (feb-mar), it was mandated you spend 14 days in quarantine AFTER your last symptom. Cohen got, got over and reunited with his 1-year-old kid in 10 days.

R359 The husband's brother is his or her (writer doesn't make clear what his or her sex is) brother-in-law. The woman married to the brother-in-law isn't the writer's sister-in-law. She's just (let's call her Jenny) Jenny, my brother-in-law's wife. There's no term in English that describes the relationship. You could say, if someone asks you who Jenny is: "My husband's sister-in-law."

There is no such terminology. Your husband's brother's wife, is no relation to you. This is not a riddle. The whole story was pointless projection and totally off topic anyway. Who fucking cares?

R359 Yes, thanks, that is correct. I'm not sure why that sounds odder than the similar "my mother-in-law is married to my father-in-law," since they both have to do with my husband's blood relatives, yet it does!

R364 Drink your juice, Shelby.

R364 Um, that is technically accurate but people say “sister-in-law” and “brother-in-law” all the time when referring to their spouse’s sibling’s spouse. It’s not for the courtroom but it certainly works for Thanksgiving. Referring to “my sister-in-law’s husband” as just that and not “my brother-in-law” reminds me of people who have a half-brother or half-sister they’ve been raised in the same household with since they were children…they generally refer to them as their “brother” or “sister” and not as their “half-brother” or “half-sister.” Unnecessarily technical.

It was pointless to begin with and your story about them put people to sleep R367. It had nothing to do with SJP or Andy Cohen. Nobody gives a fuck about your imaginary husband's brother's wife. Unnecessarily technical.

R368 Did you skip your midnight feeding again?

I want someone to get caught being a bitch.

Just rename it Sex in the Assisted Living Home .

Amy is 60 and looks better than both of them.

↑Tony that saw them at Big Ed's one Sunday brunch.

R367 So, my ex-sister-in-law divorced my brother, then later became involved with a woman. She and this woman have been together for a long time. I still think of my ex-sister-in-law as my sister-in-law, and sometimes I'll refer to her that way and then correct myself and say, "Actually, my EX-sister-in-law." But I certainly don't think of her new, female partner as a sister-in-law, which I ought to, according to your reasoning.

Why doesn’t Cohen get his wonky eye fixed?

I'm not sure he can. I am more wondering why he doesn't get his face fixed. That smoother they use on WWHL is turning his face into silly putty and when you see him in person you wonder who that evil little troll is that looks like Andy Cohen from 100 years in the future.

Less the front claws, she looks like a langoustine.

^LOL. Ouch!

You can tell Andy doesn’t wipe properly.

R380 Why do were have garbage like you posting here?

F&F the anti-semite at r380.

Thank god she's not wearing that dreadful eye makeup that made her look older and made her eyes look incredibly tiny.

Huge improvement.

Smaller than in OP's pic, R383? Seems impossible.

This has to be MORTIFYING for these 2 vain people. They went to eat and weeks later there are 400 comments online comparing her to a horse and a crustascean and him to a 100 y o wrinkled whore. Not to mention a debate on proper use of in-law.

I'm loving it!

They can't be THAT vein if they didn't care how they looked, despite knowing the paps would be all over it. They sound refreshingly down to earth; normal, everyday people.

R385 You were always so...excitable.

R386 Their issues with veinity are not as as these five.

My girl SJP looks beautiful with the all-natural look. I hope Matthew knows what a lucky man he is. Andy is just so cute and adorkable. He's perfect husband material. Why hasn't he been snatched up yet? If he's waiting for Anderson to be free, he'll be waiting forever.

Lmao since when are white people of Jewish faith a minority? Fuck outta here with that nonsense.

[quote] If he's waiting for Anderson to be free, he'll be waiting forever

Anderson is free. Has been for the past 3 years.

Can anyone explain what R390 means?

retardo montalbans, all of you!

The. Day. of. the. Dead. Eww.