Matt Damon says his teen daughter gives him 's***' about his films: 'Dad, there was nothing great about that movie'

I agree with his daughter. I have never understood the hype around his movies. Same with his buddy Affleck.

Is he monogamous? I can't imagine him being satisfied with his rabbit-faced wife who he knocked up.

Explain to me how "keeping his feet on the ground" translates into "being a dick to someone you love and shitting on what puts food on your table."

Nothing will take you down faster than a teenage girl. They are savage.

Nothing will I go down on faster than a teenage boy. I am savage.

She should try Beyond The Candelabra.

She sounds like a little bitch who doesn't realize that her dad's shitty movies means she will never have to hustle for a real job in her life.

Good for her. Matt Damon continually gets a pass, but one could argue he even has a shittier track record than Ben Affleck. He's an overrated hack.

No doubt she will be trotted out at some premiere soon to start her acting and/or modeling career.

Heteronormative humblebrag

His movies are very entertaining. She’s a dumb brat teenager. If she even said it.

You know what will keep this bitch's feet on the ground? A week of morning shifts at a diner.

Did his cunt of a daughter inherit her dad's bubble butt and child bearing hips?

I think Matt Damion is best when he’s the villain. His best acting role to date was School Ties.

Faux humility

He recalled one time when she asked him about “‘that movie you did The Monuments?’ I said, ‘It was called The Monuments Men.’ She goes, ‘Dad, there was nothing manly about that movie.’ She keeps my feet firmly on the ground.”

Now, watch, her fave rave of his movies was We Bought a Zoo ...

[quote] Now, watch, her fave rave of his movies was We Bought a Zoo ...

He recalled one time when she asked him about “‘that movie you did A Zoo?’ I said, ‘It was called We Bought a Zoo!’ She goes, ‘Dad, there was nothing worth buying about that movie.’ She keeps my feet firmly on the ground.”

He recalled one time when she asked him about “‘that movie you did Mr Ripley?’ I said, ‘It was called The Talented Mr Ripley!’ She goes, ‘Dad, there is nothing talented about you, with your giant whores' ass..’ She keeps my feet firmly on the ground.”

[quote] with your giant whores' ass

Giant whores’ ass? Please explain.

He's a prostitution whore!!

..with a giant ass!!!!

And yellow skin!

[quote] with your giant whores' ass

There’s more than one whore, and they share an ass?

He recalled one time when she asked him about “‘that movie you did Inter?’ I said, ‘It was called Interstellar!’ She goes, ‘Dad, there is nothing stellar about that movie..’ She keeps my feet firmly on the ground.”

Why is there so much hostility to the cunty daughter? She sounds like one of us.

[quote] Why is there so much hostility to the cunty daughter?

Do you what she did his cunting daughter?!

We eat our own, R26.

It keeps our feet firmly on the ground.

I thought people from Cambridge enjoyed flinging shit at each other.

[quote] Why is there so much hostility to the cunty daughter?

Because we are not one of her fans?

Is the daughter black adjacent?

[quote] And yellow skin!

Matt does not have yellow skin.

Didn't he marry the maid from Roma?

Or was it just a maid?

[quote] Didn't he marry the maid from Roma?

He married a rabbit-faced bartender from Miami. He was lonely while there. He got drunk while she plied him with drinks. They got it on after the bar closed. He knocked her up. The rest is history.

FOUR daughters?!? My god. How much did he want to try for a son? Obviously his womanly ass couldn’t produce one.

R35, I think the eldest one is not biologically his. He’s her stepfather. She may be the one pictured at R31.

[quote] Obviously his womanly ass couldn’t produce one.

His “womanly ass”?

Holyfuckingshit! She's more ethnic looking than J-Lo's goofy daughter that sang Born In The USA at the Super Bowl!

Is the step daughter the one that’s mouthing off?

He recalled one time when she asked him about “‘that movie you did The Shepherd?’ I said, ‘It was called The Good Shepherd.’ She goes, ‘Dad, there is nothing good about that movie..’ She keeps my feet firmly on the ground.”

he looks retarded

his ass isn't sweet stuff at all

You just know he loathes that fucking cunt.

She should have given him shit about his faux limousine liberalism and fake SJW posturing. Or maybe his mansplaining of the Weinstein scandal.

R44, he wants his feet kept firmly on the ground, not in the fire!

I am happy to give him cement shoes for that r45. He and his buddy George Clooney are two of the most smug, self-satisfied asshats in Tinseltown.

He recalled one time when she asked him about “‘that movie you did Suburb?’ I said, ‘It was called Suburbicon.’ She goes, ‘Dad, there is nothing iconic about that movie..’ She keeps my feet firmly on the ground.”

"My daughter said, 'Hey remember that movie you did, Down’s?' I said, 'it was called Downsizing.' She goes, 'Dad, there was nothing downsized about your huge womanly ass!' She keeps my feet firmly on the ground."

R31, her height and build is unlike Matt and his wife .

He recalled one time when she asked him about “‘that movie you did Ely?’ I said, ‘It was called Elysium.’ She goes, ‘Dad, there is nothing about that movie and your many other bombs that would make people want to see ‘em..’ She keeps my feet firmly on the ground.”

She's a DLer.

As other have posted, it's some fake humility/Dad joke, but I hope in real life he has some Wednesday Addams type daughter that tells him how mediocre he is, but at least he's not a messy drunk like his BFF Affleck.

Every time one of his kids makes a crack about his films they get sent to bed without dinner.

He recalled one time when she asked him about “‘that movie you did Ana?’ I said, ‘It was called Syriana.’ She goes, ‘Dad, there is nothing about that movie that anyone took Syria-sly.’ She keeps my feet firmly on the ground.”

Why so many references to “giant whores’ ass” and “womanly ass”?

"I have to carry this chunky lil bastard, her gold digging rabbit faced mom, and three little mistakes of my own. That keeps my feet firmly on the ground."

I remember when Goodwill Hunting came out and Damon was getting noticed and his first taste of stardom. He hated Chris O'Donnell with a passion (for landing Scent of a Woman) and would always talk shit about the films O'Donnell was doing.

But, in retrospect, what has Damon done that is really that spectacular?

Mediocre is right.

What has Chris O’Donnell done that was so spectacular?

Circle of Friends...

Batman and Robin

I agree with her.

That girl needs to be slapped across the face.

R57 Courage Under Fire. When he was thin.

[quote] Courage Under Fire. When he was thin.

According to him, doctors told him he damaged his body getting that thin.

The teen daughter sounds annoying.

I always thought he was average, like a schmoe that lucked out. He never really worked out as a lead except the Bourne movies or that Mars movie.

What was the movie where he aged rapidly? It’s a meme now.

And he has that Talented Mr. Ripley film which is considered a classic. But a LOT of bad movies.

That Martian movie made me want to beat him to death with his own arm.

Nothing crumble down faster than a teenage girl, they are savagely fragile.

The cunting daughter in the article, Isabella, is his eldest biological daughter not the step-daughter.

This is Isabella:

No more Oscars for white men!

R71 That is not a teenager.

[quote] That is not a teenager.

That picture is several years old.

R74 Post a recent one please. I want to see if she inherited Dads ass

I hated him on that project green light show. I'm shocked this doesn't get dragged out into the light again. It really hurt Effie's career and he was even cuntier than it says on Wikipedia and surprisingly Ben Affleck looked better and I hate that douxhbag too.

[quote] Post a recent one please.

No ass pic, but does flipping off the camera work?

[quote] I want to see if she inherited Dads ass

Why don't you want to see whether she inherited her mother's ass? Wouldn't that be the more relevant comparison given that they're both females?

^as are you

R1: He and that hack Affleck are both Weinstein products.

Smart kid. Must take after her mother, Ben.

Beady eyes like Ben.

It's gross when actors use their kids for positive PR. Look at me! I am such a humble father! I am so funny! Is your Q-score slipping, Matt?

Does the public still by these lame PR tricks? Hey, Matt, how about you tell us about your young Puerto Rican tricks, instead, Mr. Family Guy?

R83, I wanna hear more about his young Puerto Rican tricks..

The DL search feature is crap, but you may be able to find some old threads on Damon back when we used to get good gossip on here. Allegedly, he likes barely legal Latinos. It would explain the horse-face wife, family and everyman schtick he has going on.

Latino boys? But he’s so heterosexual 🙄

I, for one, will never forget his comments to Effie. He made them around the same time he said that gay actors should remain closeted in order to “retain a mystery about themselves”. It exposed him as a huge hypocrite. A limousine liberal in the worst way. Then he made those equally unfortunate statements regarding Harvey Weinstein. Now I can’t bear to watch anything with his name in the credits.

I vaguely remember all that R86, though I didn't watch the show & I vaguely recall Effie was a piece of work in her own way. But I do recall a reviewer saying that Affleck of all people came across as the more genuine & caring of the two...which is scary

Same here, entirely. The situation with Effie turned my stomach. He's such a phony. Wonder what he is really like when the nice-guy mask slips? NDAs must abound in his orbit.

What a bitch. I like her