Corey Feldman turns 50 today.

50 what?

He looks disturbed and who is his stylist? He needs to fire that fucker.

How do I say this without hurting his feelings…..Damn, he be ugly.

Always with the Michael Jackson cosplay.

Mental health professionals of the DL: might this be a response to MJ abusing him?

Will always love him in The Goonies.

But talk about a train crash.

He makes Danny Bonaduce look like Robert Downey Jr.

Hmmm.

Okay, like Morton Downey Jr.

Jeez, this poor sap can't even crack ten replies on DL on his birthday.

The lesser Corey.

What’s he whining about to celebrate?

Is this the guy that charged pay-per-view so he could name names about who molested him, then pulled out the last minute

[quote] Is this the guy that charged pay-per-view so he could name names about who molested him, then pulled out the last minute

I never heard that, but it sounds like him. He’s been milking his hints of ‘abuse’ for the better part of three decades.

If I was as close to someone as he seemed to be to Haim, nothing would stop me from seeking some form of justice, because I do believe Haim, at least, was molested, but he’s done nothing but drag this out and seek attention since at least the early nineties. ‘Shit or get off the pot!’

R9 that is correct. Corey Feldman said Charlie Sheen raped him as a kid.

Oops. Feldman said Sheen raped Corey Haim

Feldman has strongly implied he was also raped, but won’t hame the predator.

(Likely his $$$ stream would be cut off immediately.)

R9 is NOT correct.

“My Truth: The Rape of 2 Coreys“ did actually stream as promised on Day 2 owing to technical difficulties.

The problem was that the documentary did not reveal any new information or names that the media didn’t already know about.

And Corey was a jackass to immediately blame the technical difficulties on mobsters out to get him.

Dude is a grifter…and I wish him no luck on his “singing” career.

He did some shady fundraiser to raise money to tell his own story and released some shit homemade doc that teased everything but revealed nothing new—aside from something about Haim and Crisco. I wish he’d let Corey H rest In peace and stop dragging his supposed friend’s name through the mud at every opportunity. He’s just a gross grifter and by all accounts has some weird collection of stripper-esque women he calls his “Angels” who live with him. Supposedly it’s altruistic and he’s just helping them. It’s a mere coincidence they are all attractive twenty-something white girls. The Michael Jackson cosplay is just retarded. I’m surprised he doesn’t wear a sequined glove. People like him annoy the fuck out of me because they exploit serious issues and causes for personal gain and pretend they are doing it out of concern or for a noble cause. The only child Corey cares about is himself.

I have a lot of sympathy for victims of child abuse and I think Feldman is one of them. But his lifestyle seems to replicate the seediest possible elements of the exact arena where the abuse took place. It's like - "Gee, I was taken advantage of by scumbags - I know! I'll become a scumbag myself!" Which probably isn't too far off the mark for a lot of people, unfortunately.

Those "angels" are completely gross. Look up the Vice article on Corey's birthday party. You'll need to bleach your eyeballs after viewing the flabby Lovercraftian horrors in stripper pasties that make up his entourage.

Aren’t his “Angels” troubled runaway types? No cliche there! Lol He probably tells them he’s gonna break them into the business. 😉

Never heard of him.

Us? Creepy?

R14- Hi Corey! 🙋

He has the jawline of a toothless old man.

He looks like he works in an occult store.

Or maybe a comic book shop somewhere on the California coast.

Read this vampire comic. It might save your life.

Such talent!

[quote][R9] that is correct. Corey Feldman said Charlie Sheen raped him as a kid.

Join the club.

Bizarro

Dealing with Jason Voorhees would mess anybody up.

His transformation into a pudgy Bjork is complete.

R26 He shoulda coughed up a few bucks for a choreographer.

He looks like a goth Karen.