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Superhot mayor of Miami Francis Suarez

He's only hot from one angle. Looking at you while facing the left (as you look at him). He's fugly directly face on. And he's way to hairy. You know he doesn't wipe properly.

by Anonymousreply 25August 4, 2021 3:07 PM

OP This is pointless without photos.

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by Anonymousreply 1July 14, 2021 9:51 PM

The pic you linked really bolsters your argument, OP.

by Anonymousreply 2July 14, 2021 9:51 PM

I bet he makes pussies squirt at brunches on the wharf

by Anonymousreply 3July 14, 2021 9:53 PM

Seems like a nice man.

by Anonymousreply 4July 14, 2021 10:23 PM

Republican trash. NEXT

by Anonymousreply 5July 14, 2021 11:02 PM

Not all Republicans are bad, just like you r4 are proof some gays need a grease fire.

by Anonymousreply 6July 17, 2021 6:05 PM

He looks good from this angle...

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by Anonymousreply 7July 17, 2021 6:28 PM

And I've seen hairier than this.

Andy Garcia, for example. Now HE is hairy.

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by Anonymousreply 8July 17, 2021 6:29 PM

bro plucks his eyebrows

by Anonymousreply 9July 17, 2021 6:30 PM

But you're right, op.

Sometimes he does look odd.

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by Anonymousreply 10July 17, 2021 6:30 PM

How can you say he's hairy? None of the pictures any. Where's his shirtless pose?

by Anonymousreply 11July 17, 2021 6:32 PM

Don't listen to op, R11.

He's not hairy.

And he has a very nice body. (Second, from left)

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by Anonymousreply 12July 17, 2021 6:33 PM

who is far left in the pic?

by Anonymousreply 13July 17, 2021 6:50 PM

Wowzer!

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by Anonymousreply 14July 17, 2021 6:55 PM

Miami's incredible in the hot guy department. I worked with a young guy from Miami, I think his family was from Colombia. One day on the elevator he joked that a friend of his had told him he had looks suitable for a job in radio. I was stunned. "Was that your blind friend?," I asked him. The kid was gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 15July 17, 2021 7:14 PM

I was wondering that same thing, R13.

I think he works in television, like Univision or something.

by Anonymousreply 16July 17, 2021 10:58 PM

He looks like a villain. He's not "hot."

I wouldn't throw him outta bed though, but I have low standards.

by Anonymousreply 17August 4, 2021 1:19 PM

He spends all day jerking off tech bros in the hope those Libertarian assholes will bring one job to Miami.

by Anonymousreply 18August 4, 2021 1:21 PM

Yet another "hot" Republican.

by Anonymousreply 19August 4, 2021 1:25 PM

Hot, muscular, and powerful. Perfect combo.

by Anonymousreply 20August 4, 2021 1:26 PM

Meh. It’s Miami. The supply of hot, shirtless meat is endless.

by Anonymousreply 21August 4, 2021 1:29 PM

Naked he's hot.

Not hot with his clothes on.

by Anonymousreply 22August 4, 2021 1:34 PM

R6 - incorrect. At this point, all Republicans are trash. That's been proven.

by Anonymousreply 23August 4, 2021 1:36 PM

Super NOT hot!

by Anonymousreply 24August 4, 2021 1:42 PM

R21 Righto! For Iowa or Oklahoma this may be hot but for Miami (or really any large and diverse metropolis) this is just "Meh."

by Anonymousreply 25August 4, 2021 3:07 PM
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