Machine Bum Kelly

He's way hotter than than terrible pic.

He's okay, but I'm afraid he's going to wear out his welcome. Not a bad guy with a decent sense of chatter and humor, and he does try to "work" hard for his audience and stay online for a long time. He is not one of these guys who just sit there jacking off and saying nothing. He's quite engaging. However, he is relentless in suggesting viewers send tokens and sign up for his Only Fans. He doesn't stop talking about Only Fans. It's constant. He's respectful and always thanks his donors/subscribers. Although, he even checks his Only Fans during the course of his Chaturbate show many times to see how many more people have subscribed, and he lets everyone know. It's not like he's hiding it, but it does get to be a bit much. He says he's straight with a recent girlfriend, and I believe he is, but he's very friendly to all. Chaturbate is his full-time job, and he really works it. He doesn't cum a lot, but he talks nonstop.

[quote]Machine Bum Kelly

I would've personally gone with "Machine Buns Kelly" if I were a professional whore

dreadful pose

R2, I get the impression you may be Vitamin D deficient.

Oooh, he's got a buddy in the pool with him today.

I dread to know what fires out of his machine bum

R5. What's that supposed to mean?

It's illegal to send soiled underwear in the mail. I just contacted Louis DeJoyLess.

From the looks of it, that Bum hasn’t had any small-arms ammunition in it for quite some time.

not the best presentation of hole

You sure that's not a screen grab of Ned Beatty's nekked ass from a Deliverance outtake? "Squeal! Squeal like a pig!"