Famous people with eyes too close to each other

Marko Jaric, NBA player, ex-husband of Adriana Lima

[quote] Marko Jaric, NBA player

Dat's da suck job!

FAS.

[quote] FAS.

I like blue eyes!

Members of OP's family who are nastier than he is.

I say they're their own kind of ugly, him and his family.

Flounder Eyes.

here.

Oi! Don’t forget me, innit!

Allison Pill (looks like the Pillsbury doughboy)

Bjorn Borg

The fist at R7 reminds me of Andy Cohen.

Famous people with micro dicks like OP's:

Tatum Channing wins, hands down.

Ryan Gosling owns this thread.

OP, are you my mother, reincarnate? She was always saying things like this, sans the “their own kind of beauty” part. “Her eyes are too close together.” “Her nose is too big.” “He has a weak chin.” Holding a clutch of magazines, I once extolled to her the virtues of Linda Evangelista and she remained unimpressed, saying “I’m sorry. I just don’t see it.” Only Elizabeth Taylor was put on a pedestal as having a perfect face.

r11 is certainly triggered.

R14 I'm afraid I'm not because I find Linda Evangelista an absolute goddess. But only with the short hair that is.

Prince Charles

Alicia Keys

R9, my hand to god, the first time I saw Allison Pill onscreen, I thought she had a mild case of Down’s syndrome.

"You rang?"

Chris O' Dowd.

DL fave Jen Aniston.

Cindy Crawford’s daughter

Kristen Bell.

How about, people who had plastic surgery to look like someone else?

I nominate the horrific 'model' Bella Hadid and the ridiculous plastic surgery she had done to look like her 'idol', the former super model Carla Bruni.

Prince Harry

R26 = R8

Alison Pill looks like she has a bit of the Downs but she’s a good actress.

Tom Ford and Ryan Reynolds.

Ryan Reynolds

Dean McDermott and all his kids

Miley Cyrus.

Anna Paquin

Sarah Jessica Parker

Schlitzie

R30 That's Charlie Hunnam and he's beautiful.

R19 Alison Pill reminds of a girl from my childhood who was white trashy and gross, like sucking on a blow pop all day and taking it out and letting the spit on it dry for an hour and then putting it back in her mouth kind of gross.

She reminds me of Kristen Bell too, which doesn't help.

Cyclops

Kristen Bell

Who? Me?

not me,

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My bro.

Jared Leto

Porn star Drew Dixon.

Gina McKee - Irene in Forsyte Saga …. Taylor Miller - Nina Cortlandt in All My Children .

I have R8 blocked, R27; thus, the duplicate of their rat-faced Harry post.

Val Kilmer, of course.

^^^ pic of Val

Mark Cuban

Ahem

Ron Perlman

People, please use ImgBB to upload photos. That appears to be a good site to immediately see linked photos show up in DL threads.

We cannot see the photos if you link directly from certain sites, we have to click on your links.

TIA.

Star-crossed lovers Frank Lampard & Steven Gerrard.

Maybe that’s why they’re into each other—people tend to draw closer to those who have similar facial features & proportions.

Joseph fiennes

…I don’t mind…I don’t mind at all…

R55 has a weird-shaped head line Bert of Bert and Ernie fame.

Stop being bossy, R52.

^ Muriel really has fucked up the enjoyment of threads by restricting image posting to links only.

My childhood crush and the former Mr. Kirstie Alley.

Ashley Olsen

R55 is totally my type. I hate wide set eyes. People with wide set eyes look like they’re missing a chromosome.

R49 is a total hunk! Does he have a job?

R61, I resemble that remark!

Karen Black as someone upthread noted.

Oh hi

the young chicks dig it.

Better that the eyes are too close than too far apart. MUCH better. That shit is just crazy.

[quote] Ashley Olsen

How about Mary-Kate?

Everyone's favorite lady Neanderthal, Marjorie Taylor Green.

[quote] Better that the eyes are too close than too far apart. MUCH better. That shit is just crazy.

IMO, depends how close together and how far apart. In general, I prefer further apart. If your eyes are close together and you put on weight, the effect is even worse (weight goes to the perimeter of face and eyes appear even closer together).

George W. ….

[quote] If your eyes are close together and you put on weight, the effect is even worse

If you put on weight, nobody will be looking anyway.

Yeardley (Lisa Simpson) Smith

Jimmy Kimmel

[quote]Stop being bossy, [R52].

Being BOSSY?! I posted "Please". Is English your second language?

This guy! Ezra Miller.

Pick the set of eyes.

Marjorie Taylor Greene

Burt Lahr.

Get a load of this set on the guest “doctor”

Djokovic

I loved him in Sideways.

My eyes were further apart in '93.

R77, are you also R69?

Anderson Cooper

Ron Perlman

[quote]FAS.

I was MOLESTED!

[quote]FAS.

Mama alwaysh shaid it was so I could keep an eye on my nose!

Bump

The mad bumper returns

Rock Hudson

Me..

Tom Cruise

Carla looks BAD at r25. I never thought she was beautiful. She's always had the look of someone who's had a drastic nosejob.

Jared Leto

Wesley Woods

Ted Cruz’s eyes are too close together for my liking.

On the other side of the ahem... Spectrum

R98, who is that?

Leonardo

Not 2 many