The Hanes "Ball-ance" Commercial Guy - Sexy or Not?

He looks hung. I'd probably do it.

They had to work long and hard to make a commercial as sexless as this one.

That guy gives me "mass murderer" weirdo vibes.

German gay voice. Turn off.

I'd fuck him, but I'd feel really bad about myself afterward.

No! Ick. It’s a somewhat funny ad but I think it might turn straight guys off- He’s kind of a straight guy’s nightmare of a gay man.

Tony Cavalero is his name. He has a nice body that's all I'll say

Terrible commercial. Terrible underwear. Why do guys wear those fem pouch things?

That was funny!

The actor's ID'd in this link and there are as many frau CUNTS posting comments as there are here.

I'll take the hot Otezla guy in his swimsuit, thanks.

This looks like a bloated Kato Kaelin.

I thought Christian Slater just got out of rehab.

Step aside for a real man!

This guy's best known for playing the Jack Black character in the School of Rock TV series.

R12 Show us the bulge, Jim, or we're not interested.

He sounds like those "It has come to my attention" Chloe Sevigny parodies

Is that Steven Tyler?

Not funny, not sexy. Kind of annoying.

R15, I came here to say that.

BUMP

Oh god, Tony Cavalero is a comedic actor active in the sketch comedy scene. He’s friends with certified hottie Ryan Gaul. I’ve seen him more on Instagram than anywhere else. His underwear is definitely STUFFED in that Hanes ad. Trust me, he isn’t hung.

The hair is hideous.

It's supposed to be, r21. The character is supposed to be a Eurodouche.

R16 That was what I thought too. I wondered if it was some relative of his.

R20 So you've seen his junk?

R24, I’ve seen Instagram posts where his bulge looks *nothing* like it does in this Hanes ad.

He might be a grower and not a shower—might!— but his underwear was absolutely stuffed for Hanes.

I should be more specific—I’ve seen his bulge on Instagram looking more like an acorn than anything else.

He reminds me of Kato Kalin.

He looks like a very dirty version Steve Tyler from Aerosmith.

R28 Dirtier than Steven Tyler? Now THAT's dirty!

Hanes and Fruit of The Loom are brands for the circumcised, cis-gendered straight man. So many younger US uncut guys used to wear American Eagle. I never understood it.

Wah wah dude looks like a lady wah wah 😫