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Jonathan Taylor Thomas is FAT

Eating his feelings as he struggles to find the right girl.

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by Anonymousreply 69July 3, 2021 9:47 AM

Yikes.

by Anonymousreply 1July 1, 2021 10:24 PM

Super sexy.

by Anonymousreply 2July 1, 2021 10:25 PM

So are you, OP.

by Anonymousreply 3July 1, 2021 10:25 PM

R3 = Jonathan Taylor Thomas

by Anonymousreply 4July 1, 2021 10:26 PM

Leave the guy alone. He clearly isn't looking for attention.

by Anonymousreply 5July 1, 2021 10:29 PM

Looks OK.

by Anonymousreply 6July 1, 2021 10:30 PM

Looks OK? For a 70 year old man, maybe.

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by Anonymousreply 7July 1, 2021 10:32 PM

He doesn't look fat to me. He looks good.

by Anonymousreply 8July 1, 2021 10:35 PM

He doesn't look good but he's also middle aged and shuns the spotlight. He seems perfectly nice and level headed

by Anonymousreply 9July 1, 2021 10:43 PM

Wtf, he’s not middle aged.

by Anonymousreply 10July 1, 2021 10:44 PM

He's almost 40, that's middle aged unless you live to be 100

by Anonymousreply 11July 1, 2021 10:46 PM

I’d still fuck him, but I’d have his “Teen Beat” magazine picture taped to the back of his head.

by Anonymousreply 12July 1, 2021 11:11 PM

Three or four months with a trainer and a good diet/no booze would have him ship shape.

by Anonymousreply 13July 1, 2021 11:12 PM

Or no trainer with a bad diet and lots of booze over the next four months. Picture that result, cause it’s far more likely to happen.

by Anonymousreply 14July 1, 2021 11:14 PM

He's older than Tim Allen was when Home Improvement started.

by Anonymousreply 15July 1, 2021 11:16 PM

Tim Allen TODAY has a better body than JTT.

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by Anonymousreply 16July 1, 2021 11:20 PM

R16 - his wife was his personal trainer before they got married, which probably explains that.

by Anonymousreply 17July 1, 2021 11:24 PM

Fat-shaming is literal violence! Stop this tyranny NOW!

by Anonymousreply 18July 1, 2021 11:28 PM

Goals!

by Anonymousreply 19July 1, 2021 11:38 PM

Those are some very heterosexual looking dogs being walked by a very heterosexual looking male. This whole picture screams “I like vaginal sex with naturally born females!”

by Anonymousreply 20July 1, 2021 11:42 PM

He needs to lose the cigar and the chin strap beard, other than that, he looks great..

by Anonymousreply 21July 1, 2021 11:52 PM

I see he is not gay.

by Anonymousreply 22July 1, 2021 11:53 PM

If he were nude you wouldn't know if he had a foreskin or it's just belly overhang.

by Anonymousreply 23July 1, 2021 11:54 PM

He looks fine. Definitely above average. And seems like a decent guy.

by Anonymousreply 24July 1, 2021 11:57 PM

JTT was born in Bethlehem, just like Baby Jesus.

by Anonymousreply 25July 2, 2021 12:00 AM

Took his tv show weekly income to wise investments, can live well forever. Straight.

by Anonymousreply 26July 2, 2021 12:02 AM

[QUOTE] He looks fine. Definitely above average. And seems like a decent guy.

Who cares if he’s decent or not? He’s FAT! I’d rather have a hot lean guy who treats me like shit than a fat one who treats me good.

by Anonymousreply 27July 2, 2021 12:03 AM

Fat or not, those glasses are beyond unflattering.

by Anonymousreply 28July 2, 2021 12:07 AM

Cum is fattening!

(At least that's what I tell myself.)

by Anonymousreply 29July 2, 2021 12:09 AM

Is he vaping? I thought he was vegan—meaning, he was into taking care of himself, the environment.

by Anonymousreply 30July 2, 2021 12:10 AM

[quote] "Is he vaping? I thought he was vegan—meaning, he was into taking care of himself, the environment."

That's Taran Smith, the guy who played Mark Taylor, his character's brother. He went/goes by his full name, but I refuse to use it, because I thought it was obnoxious then, and still do.

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by Anonymousreply 31July 2, 2021 12:17 AM

I think Tim Allen is one of the biggest assholes on the planet.

But you have to admit he's aged a helluva lot better than any of his TV children.

by Anonymousreply 32July 2, 2021 12:23 AM

[quote] Who cares if he’s decent or not? He’s FAT! I’d rather have a hot lean guy who treats me like shit than a fat one who treats me good.

The cry of 99.9% of all gay men worldwide.

by Anonymousreply 33July 2, 2021 12:27 AM

Mets fan.

by Anonymousreply 34July 2, 2021 5:22 AM

Looks like Val Kilmer.

by Anonymousreply 35July 2, 2021 5:43 AM

You whores are always accusing actors of calling the paps. I seriously doubt it in this case. I doubt it in most cases. Paps are all over the place in LA trying to catch celebs out and about. He's straight and the older he gets, the more he resembles Tim. Great casting.

by Anonymousreply 36July 2, 2021 5:48 AM

Why live in Hollywood; if you don’t want attention. He could live anywhere.

by Anonymousreply 37July 2, 2021 3:26 PM

He's working in production now, and Hollywood is where the industry is. Plus family, friends, life...

by Anonymousreply 38July 2, 2021 6:40 PM

Production = being able to sit around on your ass and eat constantly with no regard for personal appearance.

by Anonymousreply 39July 2, 2021 6:43 PM

Nice work if you can get it.

by Anonymousreply 40July 2, 2021 6:46 PM

His girlfriend lives in Hollywood?

by Anonymousreply 41July 2, 2021 6:48 PM

Cute teenagers rarely age well. That said, as an almost 40 year old, he doesn't look that bad - I think a lot of it is the choice in clothes and glasses.

by Anonymousreply 42July 2, 2021 6:52 PM

There's still a lot of interest on him here and elsewhere. I hope he makes a comeback. And he looks fine for his age. He's walking his dog and not attending the Oscars ffs.

by Anonymousreply 43July 2, 2021 6:52 PM

What happened to his lips?

He had a pair of very full lips as a kid. Now he looks like he barely has lips at all.

He really looks nothing like he did when he was young.

by Anonymousreply 44July 2, 2021 6:54 PM

R44 - funny you say that! I too remember his lips being full, thick, luscious and dewy in that tv show.

by Anonymousreply 45July 2, 2021 7:53 PM

Home Improvement was such a piece of shit, but people who were future Trump voters loved it.

by Anonymousreply 46July 2, 2021 8:00 PM

Most of the young teen actors had lip injections back in the day.

by Anonymousreply 47July 2, 2021 8:01 PM

Home Improvement was not a piece of shit, R46. It was very enjoyable. It lasted 8 years for a reason. And JTT entering his prime twink years at the end sure sweetened the pot. God he was gorgeous.

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by Anonymousreply 48July 2, 2021 8:52 PM

He looked like a little troll. Home Improvement was a show for simpletons.

by Anonymousreply 49July 2, 2021 9:01 PM

Why does it matter when he is no longer living the life of a celebrity?

by Anonymousreply 50July 2, 2021 9:01 PM

Looks like a nice luscious pair of tits under there.

by Anonymousreply 51July 2, 2021 9:07 PM

Please, he still looks good

by Anonymousreply 52July 2, 2021 9:09 PM

Good for him. Sounds like a nice guy.

by Anonymousreply 53July 2, 2021 9:22 PM

[quote]Looks like a nice luscious pair of tits under there.

They were pretty nice, at least 20 years ago.

by Anonymousreply 54July 2, 2021 9:40 PM

They were pretty nice, at least 20 years ago.

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by Anonymousreply 55July 2, 2021 9:41 PM

^^ How many lucky guys have fond memories of hooking up with that?

by Anonymousreply 56July 2, 2021 9:44 PM

Here’s a fairly recent interview with Zachery and Taran who played his brothers.

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by Anonymousreply 57July 2, 2021 10:29 PM

[quote] He's working in production now, and Hollywood is where the industry is.

My sides!

by Anonymousreply 58July 2, 2021 11:58 PM

I remember him from Ally McBeal, where he catfished her!

by Anonymousreply 59July 3, 2021 12:16 AM

He doesn't really look fat; instead, the difference in his appearance is that he looks older, and there is not much of a resemblance to his former cute teen self. His face has filled out and changed. He certainly doesn't seem to have a toned, gym body, but that takes somewhat consistent exercise and diet consideration. It happens. But he's not in front of the camera these days, and maybe he doesn't care about staying toned and in shape.

He's also not young, cute and made-up like we remember him on television. He's unshaven and looks like a guy in his old jeans and sweatshirt walking his dogs who would rather not run into anyone and have his picture taken. So it's an age thing and a lack of gym body thing rather than him being fat. It happens.

by Anonymousreply 60July 3, 2021 12:18 AM

What's he sucking on walking the dogs, a zip drive thingy?

by Anonymousreply 61July 3, 2021 12:21 AM

Vape gadget, it appears.

by Anonymousreply 62July 3, 2021 12:22 AM

Jesus H. Christ, people!!!! He's 40!!!!!!!!!! That's a "dad bod" and nothing more! Get over it!!!!

by Anonymousreply 63July 3, 2021 4:13 AM

r63, no need to be so unhinged, this is just a gossip forum.

by Anonymousreply 64July 3, 2021 4:42 AM

He plays for my team.

by Anonymousreply 65July 3, 2021 4:49 AM

Jonathan! You fat whore!

by Anonymousreply 66July 3, 2021 4:50 AM

^ Let's not talk about the 5 ft. Let's talk about the 3 inches.

by Anonymousreply 67July 3, 2021 4:52 AM

[quote] He plays for my team. —ghost of Hervé Villechaize

Well he is rather “plane”.

by Anonymousreply 68July 3, 2021 5:11 AM

I'd be happy to suck him off. Probably not very long, but having a nice mushroom head.

by Anonymousreply 69July 3, 2021 9:47 AM
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