Would you bathe with Pat Boone?

I don't know. Is he gonna bring his Boone in the box?

Of course, this is the image OP was referring to.

Yeah, love that shower shot of Pat in his youth. Very hot never offended me, decent guy. And, yes, HOT.

She was a shameless hussy.

He defended censorship and then defended Eminem.

Do you mean like 50 years ago when he was doable, or like now? I need more information.

He shills bath fitter tubs on tv now.

He shits in bathtubs now?

[quote] He shits in bathtubs now?

It's the ultimate bidet, darling, you simply must try it! I've never enjoyed my "downtown" more!

I saw him preaching the Gospel at a music festival in 1972 between Black Oak Arkansas and Linda Ronstadt…he was only on for like 5 minutes before he got booed offstage…he had on his signature white shoes on ….slightly cheesy……I dropped acid earlier and was peaking about then….Windowpane acid….good stuff

Isn’t he a homophobic Trumper now?

Do you mean to tell me Timberlake and Samberg stole the dick in a box idea from Pat fucking Boone?!

The shitposting nozzle is stuck in the “wide open” position. Call the plumber.

I'd bathe with his granddaughter, Megan Boone.

Yes, and steal his SS checks.

His cover of "Tutti Frutti" was really HEP!

Would I do what with whom?

Absolutely! That whole Christian-shtick got him an audience but he's definitely a nasty boy deep down.

For a conservative Christian in the 1950s he sure liked to get his clothes off and his dick out for the camera

You know what though, at least he has fun & does a good job with it. Unlike Eric Roberts.

Why I always liked him. He was a randy guy and had no stick up his ass like many -- and he was very supportive of his daughter bringing bulimia to the forefront. Even in docs, when most are snarky, he is very kind to Tammy Faye and says nice things about Flint in "Roger and Me" without being bullshit. My kind of Christian. And, again, HOT as a whip too.

Get me a time machine and sign me up.

Not bath but bone!

He was there for Rock Hudson instead of shaming him like all the other radical Christians at the time. I’ll give him that.

[R2] I believe his profile reveals the silhouette of Pat Jr and his bush.

He has the skinny hot Southern WASP thing down pat in the nude photos.

[quote]His cover of "Tutti Frutti" was really HEP!

He could be good though, he did have it in him.

Moody River:

r22 Oh yes yes please!!

No, but I sure would've with his brother, Daniel.

Boone was considered as the leading man opposite Marilyn Monroe in a film called Celebration. He turned down the role saying that his religious fans wouldn't approve of it. The film was retitled The Stripper and starred Joanne Woodward and Richard Beymer.