I was at a friend's house and she shit on the floor, and then her dog asked ME to pick it up!

I ran into my dear friend Chantal Biya in Geneva the other day and her big chartreuse patent leather belt buckle told me my mother sucks cocks and hell, then projectile vomited into my face!

I don't know what you have been smoking but it was laced with some good shit!

Little known fact: some dog breeds can be taught to talk. They don't have a huge vocabulary, but can put together simple sentences.

R3 Dogs understand about 30 to 40 words.

OP. Why are you hanging with WOMEN who shit on their floor?

Disguised scat thread. OP hopes this "evolves" into guys eating other guys fecal matter.

[quote] Disguised scat thread. OP hopes this "evolves" into guys eating other guys fecal matter.

Hardly! That is so amusing. But, something tells me that that's what you hope will happen.

R5 Ohhhhh no, it's so oblivious. OP, slips in that it's woman who craps on her own floor, in the hopes of some reply starts with "There was a guy I dated..."

Why isn’t this thread Max’s out at 600 replies already?! This is gold.

MAX’D! ^^

scat troll

You people are stupid. This is not a "scat troll" it's poking fun at another post that was titled:

"I was at a friend's house and her do shit on the floor and she asked ME to pick it up!"

What do you get when you cross a farmer and some trendy headphones?

Beets by Dre.