Pete Buttigieg wishes happy 32nd birthday to 32lb-overweight husband

"32 looks good on you" is expert marital trolling.

Pete’s speaking in code: he’s gonna dump that loser and find a hot, employed DC dude he can park his meat in.

Chasten will learn how to be a TOP in the sack.

I hope Pete hides the Wusthof knives!

I’d love to be inside him.

Someone should do a morph of Chasten pre-election and post-massive obesity weight gain.

SEE him transform into CHASTENBLOR, Eater of Worlds!@

I thought he was mid to late thirties.

While 200-lb overweight OP is insanely jealous!

hahahaha

But when the fuck is Chastity going to leave for Harvard? I thought she had a plan there. Just leave, Chaz, you are no longer needed in DC.

r7 agreed.

r8 if you think 200lbs is overweight, you must be 5'6" tall. Some of us are over six feet!

Chasten is cute. Hope they stay together.

Didn’t realize he is only 32 - wow. That’s a lot of responsibility on the shoulder of a 32 year old from Indiana

[quote]if you think 200lbs is overweight, you must be 5'6" tall. Some of us are over six feet!

I'm 6-foot and pretty muscular (crewed in college) and 200lbs is overweight, you fat whore.

r13 I'm 6' 4" and 220 pounds, with a built frame. 200 pounds is only fat if you're a 6 foot tall skinny person with Marfans syndrome.

r13 = ectomorph who probably whines to his friends about how he can "never gain weight!"

Happy 32nd Birthday Chasten! Him and Pete are lovable guys!!!

200-lb overweight doesn't mean you weigh 200 lbs - you must be too dense and too fat, R10. Like 32-lb overweight doesn't mean Chasten weighs 32 lbs. Some people must have long covid here, I guess.

He’s a cutie patootie

Ugly parasite

r17 you realize that because you phrased what you said badly, it could be easily taken to mean "200lbs overweight OP" not "200lbs overweight", correct? Learn English. So you're saying, instead, after translation from dickcheese to human, that OP is 300+ pounds, presumably.

Your actual response to OP is to accuse THEM of being fat, which has no relevance to what they were talking about in the OP's post.

You sound sensitive, easily triggered, and stupid.

Has it been determined which one is top/bottom?

Maybe Pete is fattening her up? He likes a plumper.

r22 Pete definitely does not like chubby! He likes them lean.

Pete's a chaser. He loves Big Beautiful Bears.

Then why'd he end up with Chasten?

I’d fuck him

I still wouldn’t crawl over HIM to get to YOU, OP.

That was one cold tweet. Definitely NOT a loving birthday message from one spouse to another; there was no mention of love or affection whatsoever.

Pete could have tweeted the same message to his gardener or cleaning lady.

That marriage is in trouble.

Pete is robbing the cradle with this one. He should sample some older meat.

Put some tempore in your story!

I’m sensing a sunset from those semantics…

This basic bitch potato is only 32?!? Unbelievable.

You can tell Chasten has droopy tits from those photos, though Pete isn't a gym bunny either. But Pete has a lot on his plate so he has an excuse. Chasten doesn't. But he only has to please Pete, not the rest of us.

When anyone asks “What does Datalounge mean by pointless bitchery?” just point them to this thread title.

[quote] That’s a lot of responsibility on the shoulder of a 32 year old from Indiana.

WHAT responsibility? Feeding a dog? Cleaning the toilet? He has no responsibilities because he does nothing. He has no job, he contributes nothing to society. He’s a leech.

R34, tell us how you really feel.

[quote] WHAT responsibility? Feeding a dog? Cleaning the toilet? He has no responsibilities because he does nothing.

He eats.

Chasten isn't 32 lbs, OP. More like 250 by now. Fat cow.

[quote] you realize that because you phrased what you said badly, it could be easily taken to mean "200lbs overweight OP" not "200lbs overweight", correct? Learn English.

Speaking of learning English, r20, you might want to do a refresher on the difference between "badly" and "poorly." Oh, dear!

If you read the other recent threads in his Twitter, it's obvious Pete loves him.

If you read his book, you'd get that Chasten is far from a lazy leech.

Good lord, this guy is revolting. I don't know what Pete sees in this fatty.

I want to be bitchy, but honestly as someone who struggles with body image issues, works out like a fiend, and yo-yos like crazy (and also currently mid binge), I kind of admire someone who so obviously doesn’t care about the gym, fitness, or any of the other stuff.

Must be a nice life. He’s married, rich, famous, and close to power. Good for him.

Chasten's poor. He has no job. Famous for being the butt of fat jokes. Married, but not for long.

r38 you must be British. "Badly" is used properly.

I think he looks fine…not my type……but if Pete loves him….I guess the rest of you can fuck off

Do we think there will be birthday sex involved?

He gets to swallow Pete’s hairy cock whenever he wants so he’s doing something right!

R1 is correct. I would put money on them not getting along right now.

So nobody sees this as transparent PR signaling? Or does everyone else also use digital skywriting for spousal messaging? I wonder if Chasten even follows that Twitter feed? I hope he got an email or whatever of his own (as he stress-eats Nutella out of the jar).

When are they going to make a porno?

Notice in Pete's message o e word is missing: love. I could have sent the same message to a platonic friend.

"... a year of new possibilities and adventures ahead."

Translation: get a job.

"... a year of new possibilities and adventures ahead."

Translation: get a divorce lawyer.

June 16 tweet:" Three years since @Chasten and I said “I do” and I still can’t believe my good fortune. Happy anniversary, love!"

You bitches must be truly bitter to gloss over those messages, claiming the relationship is "obviously" dooooooooomed!

Why does Chasten eat so much? Very irresponsible.

Pete probably prefers a muscular masc top to pound him every night but he needs to choose someone who looks weaker than him for his image. Tough position to be in.

Ugly and has a silly name. Next!

OP Our first out gay cabinet member and you have to peddle this stupid bitchery?

I don't think his weight gain is a big deal but then I've never found either of them fuckable. I think Pete gets normie credibility from being married to a bland white guy, can't see him giving that up for something as minor as sexual attraction.

R58 You think?

It's NEVER too late but might come at a ~price~.

R59 all the $$$ in the world and he picks that? Is it male or female?

Pete's military so he tries to keep more or less in shape. Plus he gets extra hawtness points for being Mediterranean with a least a little Arab in him. I don't see what he sees in doughy white boy.

they're equally hideous

chastity looks like a 42 year old virgin and pete looks like a rodent

R63 Omg, Pete = rodent is spot on.

[quote] "32 looks good on you" is expert marital trolling.

Lol. True. It reminded me of one of those snarky "compliments" the Daily Mail dishes out where it means the opposite.

I don’t get the point of marrying someone much younger who looks twice their age.

Chasten probably serves as a sort of Personal Assistant/Valet/Secretary to Pete (when he's not fucking him). Pete's so ambitious he would be reluctant to hire strangers to fill those... positions.

There was no trolling in "32 looks good on you". That's just how Pete wishes. Last year he said the same thing "31 looks good on you". You guys are reading too much into something very innocuous.

Chasten is a politician's wife. His functions are to keep Pete's home in order, host luncheons, and support his husband.

R68.

[quote]He gets to swallow Pete’s hairy cock whenever he wants

Please, Chasten, not during cabinet meetings.

[quote] He gets to swallow Pete’s hairy cock whenever he wants

Based on his size, I’d say swallowing is Chasten’s forte.

I think he’s super cute

[R48], you are very wicked indeed.

[quote] Last year he said the same thing "31 looks good on you".

He did? That makes it even worse.

Very cold message

Pete is now a big man (status wise, body-wise he is a tiny little aged twink). He needs a partner that is attractive enough to could match his status.

Pete is now a big man (status wise, body-wise he is a tiny little aged twink). He needs a partner that is attractive enough to could match his status.

I think Pete and Guy Benson would make a nice couple (in the Carville/Matlin tradition).

Style for style.

Lol, R79. I like that idea.

R48 You’re joking right? Chasten lives on social media

Chasten should go on a liquid keto diet

Maybe so, R82, but reading that Twitter feed must be the same as reading Pete's press releases. I mean, if Chasten wants to sit around and drink the Kool Aid all day, it's his prerogative, but zzzzzzzzzzz.

Again, you folks are glossing over Pete's previous more gushy messages.

That's very possible, R85, but I have no interest in spending quality time with anyone's twitter, much less that of Mayo Pete, the All American SoyBoy.

[quote]That's just how Pete wishes. Last year he said the same thing "31 looks good on you".

Fuck, he didn't even make a new tweet for him? That's like when I was a kid and I wrote two people the same thank you note.

[quote] Plus he gets extra hawtness points for being Mediterranean with a least a little Arab in him.

Most Maltese don't have Arab in them. DNA testing has proven the Arab admixture was overstated, in reality it's not very prevalent.

I didn't say how he had it in him, bro. Perhaps it was by ingestion.

I know David Pakman currently has a gf but this is the type of guy Pete needs. Smart, articulate, passionate and handsome.

I can’t believe there are actually people who think Miss Chastene is a top. Lol.

I forget that this is DL where versatile guys are like unicorns.

31 looks good on you 32 looks good on you 33 looks good on you 34 looks good on you

The love is gone. Now, Pete and Chastity are like two roommates.

Chasten's on the Covid Connie Francis Diet: pizza and ice cream. The future looks huge.

32 must be made out of elastic.

R88, the Maltese are a mix of north African and southern European.

r97 DNA testing has shown that Maletese are mostly Italian with some Norman (Scandinavian/French). The Arabs didn't leave much of a genetic mark, as they were a ruling class and didn't really mix with the locals. Think the British in India. The same is true of the Spanish.

People who say stuff like “admixture” make no sense.

Are you saying Pete is from peasant stock, R98?

"Admixture" for r99:

r100 is posting from 1921.

[quote]The Arabs didn't leave much of a genetic mark, as they were a ruling class and didn't really mix with the locals.

They did impose their language, however, to the complete replacement of whatever their Maltese subjects had been speaking before the Arab takeover, since Maltese is manifestly descended from medieval Arabic (with many loanwords from Italian and other languages, to be sure).

1/3rd of the Maltese language is derived from old Arabic, the rest is Italian or Sicilian.

I wonder if Pete shpeaks any Malteshe or Shishilian?

He's fluent in Maltese.

Technically with that education he should be working at State, but they must have pegged him for the well-scrubbed hustling rube that he is.

Pete’s signature sex move is “the Maltese falcon.”

[quote]1/3rd of the Maltese language is derived from old Arabic, the rest is Italian or Sicilian.

Not really, even if you're talking only about vocabulary. Maltese is a Semitic language descended from the Arabic brought by Muslim settlers from Sicily around 1000. The core vocabulary itself comes from Arabic, as does the grammar, morphology, phonetics, and so on.

He's no Pete Sampras. Or even a Stephanopoulos for that matter.

A lot of gays who have put on weigh now refer to themselves as "cushiony", not "fat" or "overweight."

Or "fluffy."

Liza thinks Pete's a dog.

Or “solid”.

Solid at room temp...

R113 do you mean Pete B. or Pete Sampras?

Oh, god. I thought I was younger than he was. I’m older!

[quote] When anyone asks “What does Datalounge mean by pointless bitchery?” just point them to this thread title.

You are absolutely right, but it's part of why I relish this site

Pete and Chasten went to see Bruce Springsteen on Broadway.

Pete is having a conversation with a good looking dude while Chastity is texting someone else. It’s over.

Cuties

can anyone see what is on chasten's phone?

he's texting

Note: Brian Williams wearing mask when not required. Fears backlash upon returning to MSNBC no doubt!

This is why anybody who refers to gay liberals as “oligarchs“ is a fucking homophobe.

Only Thiel is an oligarch.

The Maltese are fug as hell. There must be serious inbreeding at play.

Which one pushed a black family out of their home?

Chasten texting: "I'm the happiest man on earth."

he looks older!

Pete is a politician through and through and anything he puts on his Twitter feed is purely for public consumption. I doubt even Chasten bothers to read it. There's no way you can tell what Pete's real feelings are based on his Twitter feed.

[quote] can anyone see what is on chasten's phone?

Yes, R131, that's what I meant when I doubted that Chasten even followed that feed to begin with. I'm sure he got more attention at home, maybe a nice summer sausage gift basket.

Why doesn't Chastity get a teaching credential in Virginia so that he can work. He is an unemployed fatty sitting at home eating bon bones. I picture him as Peggy Bundy (except Peggy was thin).

You Chasten haters realize we can see the jealousy, right?

Not as much as we can see the evidence that Chasten used to be Kirsten.

[quote]Not as much as we can see the evidence that Chasten used to be Kirsten.

No. Chasten and Kirsten have been photographed together in public before. They’re not the same person.

(R135) Jealously would imply that we all want Pete for ourselves (which is far from it). No, Chastity is just gross.

But has Chasten ever been seen with Kyrsten?

Kirsten is Chasten's dead name. Joe Biden blurted it out months ago and the press spun it as a gaffe. He was saying the quiet part out loud.

The fact that the Democrats have two Ki(y)rsten's representing them in the Senate is an embarrassment.

Lol, R140, I remember when that happened.

R137 Two losers

By that logic, R140, there's a clip of Obama referring to his spouse as Michael.

Best,

Let me eat cake 🎂!

He’s all soft, round and doughy. Not an angle or definition to be found. In the middle pic he actually looks like someone who is transitioning. Yuck.

White midwesterners have no cheekbones or definition. They turn to dough as they get older. Even Pete seems to have evaded the benefits of his Mediterranean DNA.

R148 = racist

[quote] They turn to dough as they get older

He's only 32!!

I thought all twinks spontaneously combust at 30?

R78 Are you hitting the sauce?

No, R149, I'm a white northeasterner who lived in the midwest for 20 years.

Has Chasten considered keto? I went from 228 to 213 and just started a few weeks ago.

R150 I think his biological age must be higher because of his obesity.

He's only 32?! I had no idea. But I don't pay attention to him, anyway. So, there's that.

Will there be a D-I-V-O-R-C-E?

Maybe he's pregnant.

Congratulations, bitches. You've been really mean to Chasten for no good reason whatsoever.