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I Feel a Stirring in My Loins

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by Anonymousreply 18June 20, 2021 8:53 PM

Where exactly are your loins?

by Anonymousreply 1June 20, 2021 1:48 PM

"I heard you had a stirrin' in them loins of yers. Wanna take a ride?"

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by Anonymousreply 2June 20, 2021 1:54 PM

I didn't know people had loins. I've heard of loin of pork, but -

by Anonymousreply 3June 20, 2021 1:58 PM

In the olden days, men would always gird their loins before facing a challenging task.

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by Anonymousreply 4June 20, 2021 2:02 PM

The word "loins" is Literal violence!

by Anonymousreply 5June 20, 2021 2:05 PM

I was in the K Circle and a gorgeous young straight guy smelled so good, like warm smoky cinnamon- I’m a jaded cologne snob, so it’s difficult to impress me . I’m sure it’s his pheromones mixed with some cheap Axe spray but yeah,

His scent stirred my loins.

by Anonymousreply 6June 20, 2021 2:07 PM

Crabs.

by Anonymousreply 7June 20, 2021 2:14 PM

Hairy men and pungent body order stirs my crotch..loins…balls…whatever. It always has …..since I was just a little shaver

by Anonymousreply 8June 20, 2021 2:25 PM

Never stir loins, always whisk them

by Anonymousreply 9June 20, 2021 2:34 PM

Shaking is better.

by Anonymousreply 10June 20, 2021 2:35 PM

[quote] a gorgeous young straight guy smelled so good, like warm smoky cinnamon

Are you sure you weren't standing next to the donut display case?

by Anonymousreply 11June 20, 2021 2:56 PM

R11 Yes, he was overwhelmed with the scent of sugar. I believe there was a cardboard cutout of this guy next to it.

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by Anonymousreply 12June 20, 2021 3:00 PM

"Shaking is better. —*boing*'

Got your loins covered

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by Anonymousreply 13June 20, 2021 3:07 PM

[quote]I Feel a Stirring in My Loins

It's gas.

by Anonymousreply 14June 20, 2021 3:09 PM

What the hell are you doing with lions in your house? Leave the premises NOW.

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by Anonymousreply 15June 20, 2021 3:31 PM

That's one of my favorite Carole King songs.

I feel the earth! Move! Under my feet.

I feel the sky tumbling down, a tumblin' down.

I feel a stirring in my loins.

Whenever your're around.

by Anonymousreply 16June 20, 2021 3:42 PM

Gird your loins!

by Anonymousreply 17June 20, 2021 8:32 PM

^ Must I?...

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by Anonymousreply 18June 20, 2021 8:53 PM
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