I just called an UBER to take me to Pound Town

I have no idea what you're talkin about, unless you mean a trip to the dollar store for a good deal on pound cake?

It may not be far from us, but it's a long, long way from you, honey.

It's right next to Flavor Town, R1.

[quote] It may not be far from us, but it's a long, long way from you, honey.

So clever, you. I bet it's quite the opposite.

Let me make like Mavis Staples and I'll take your there, OP/Boston Pete.

My husband's sitting ten feet away and can take me there any time I want.

-R2

R5, you drive a hard bargain.

At least I hope you do.

[quote] My husband's sitting ten feet away and can take me there any time I want.

It's like saying to the dog, "Want to go for a ride in the car?!"

Then you go to the vet and have him euthanized.

Be very careful, R5.

Won't you take me to....

Shouldn't your Uber be here by now?

It's not the flex you think it is to admit you have to pay for sex.

This it?

R12, I doubt OP could charge that much.

i mistakenly read it as pound it down.

I took an UBER to Soulville.

"Pound Town" is when OP takes a cab to Pizza Hut and devours at least one pound of pizza.

What's a "call"?

Will this result in a Boston cream pie?

-9/10

Did you bring a glass of red wine, just in case?

So what is it?