Ryan Phillippe Turned Me Gay

So, you turned gay in your 70s, OP. That is disgusting. Everyone wants to fuck a septuagenarian.

How old were you when you first saw him, OP?

Yes, Ryan could turn anyone gay. He was beautiful.

for me it was on OLTL when Ryan was playing the first gay teen on a soap opera

[QUOTE] How old were you when you first saw him, OP?

15.

Me too.

Ryan Phillippe as Billy Douglas, OLTL 1992.

I thought he was so hot in Cruel Intentions, in a smug asshole kind of way

You can't "turn" gay, stupid OP. You either are, or you aren't, or you're lying.

You know what I mean, pork chop. Quit being so fucking serious all the time.

What does porn actor Dean Young do for you OP?

He had me at White Squall.

I don’t like cheap imitations, R10.

I’ve never seen White Squall, R11.

That’s funny cause one of the first big movies Ryan did is Crimson Tide, directed by Tony Scott, the brother of White Squall’s director Ridley Scott. I wonder what the story is behind that one.

Love you, incest troll at R5!!!

Rofl.

The first time he was sexualized onscreen was his immediate role after OLTL - The Secrets of Lake Success (1993). He was 18 or 19.

OP, so you were jerking off furiously to girls before you saw Ryan?

To this day I don't understand why Freddie Prinze Jr. rebuffed his advances.

Oh please, R17.

You're such a liar.

According to the old angelfire gossip site, which had a lot of things end up being true.

If anything it was Ryan refusing Freddie’s advances.

Me too.

Now that I'm older, I totally see his appeal: he had such a great buff body and ass, and this angelic, androgynous face with golden curls, pouty features, and beautiful full lips.

But he just did nothing younger for me at all when he had his heyday in the 90s. (I'm just a little older than he is.) I always liked more ethnic and mature guys. He appealed to older men than I was, mostly.

R11 Yeah, I definitely own that movie. Now that it's summer, I'll have to remember to rotate it into my playlist. Phillipe isn't the only not one in "White Squall". They're all hot as hell.

I developed a crush on Ethan Embry because of that movie, it became more intense when I saw him in "Can't Hardly Wait" two years later. Oddly, it took me forever to see "Sweet Home Alabama", in which he costars as the gay best friend.

Anyway, I love that movie, and haven't seen it in several years. It was as close to porn as I was going to get, at age sixteen (aside from the International Male catalogue that just randomly appeared in my mailbox one day).

Looking at the old pictures he clearly had a nose job

I cried when he drowned in his tighty whities.

"Ryan Phillippe Turned Me Gay"

He didn't turn me Gay, but he sure helps to keep me Gay

54 is ultimate Phillippe.

He was fuckin' hot as shit. Just pure sex. He was built for sex. Everything about him. Face, lips, body, voice, ass, hair, eyes, attitude- just beyond hot.

Hot

I can't count the number of times I've gotten off to his butt-baring scenes in Cruel Intentions and 54.

And I'm not even into blonds.

As R28 said, he was just pure sex, like he was machine-generated for that purpose.

I'm named after him.

You just KNOW that Gregg Araki got his lips around what I'm sure is a beautiful, plump, throbbing Ryan Phillippe dick. And his tongue up his tight, hairless asshole.

Ryan was just a fuckin' studbro. I'm sure he has a hot-ass slab of USDA prime grade A beef swingin' between his legs.

With DiCaprio in Romeo + Juliet, I swooned when I saw him in a movie theater behind the fish tank. I actually felt something akin to romantic love. Never with Ryan. Pure fucking lust.

Another hot scene is him looking at himself with contempt in a mirror and spitting "Don't be a pussy." at himself. Fuckin' alpha bro stud.

[QUOTE] He was fuckin' hot as shit. Just pure sex. He was built for sex. Everything about him. Face, lips, body, voice, ass, hair, eyes, attitude- just beyond hot.

Boy you fucking said it, R28. Built for sex, indeed.

Remember his Santa costume from '54'?

Ryan's twinky ass from 'Cruel Intentions':

Ryan's beefier ass from 'Damages':

R32 65yo queen trying to sound 18yo.

At one point, he'd have been a perfect Malone in a film version of Dancer from the Dance. I'd also have loved to see him as a modern-day, American Dorian Gray. Sadly, he's too old for those parts now.

Reese Witherspoon was one lucky girl...

Reece was smart as hell. Not only did she get him during his prime, he helped give her two beautiful children. His sperm should be donated to a national registry. I would love a night with him.

And now Reese is with a fug. Talk about a huge step down.

For me it was Harry Hamlin - way before LA Law and the like. Then the movie he did with Michael Ontkean (Making Love). It was my first glimpse into the fact that gay people existed.

R42, I first noticed Harry Hamlin in Grade 9 English class when our teacher showed us "Clash of the Titans" as part of our unit on Greek Mythology.

His shirtless torso, nipples & loincloth made quite an impression:

His peak was 1997 to 1999:

• "Little Boy Blue

• "54"

• "Cruel Intentions"

Ryan in "White Squall" (1996):

He does have a beefy ass

He and Josh Hartnett were the hottest of the late 90s teen movie gang

^Fuck you!

Ryan with Scott Wolf, Ethan Embry, Balthazar Getty, Jason Marsden, Eric Michael Cole & David Lascher:

Such a fag!

R43: Thanks for the photo yeah he was a stunning number back in the day. Other memories from when I was younger during the warmer months guys thought nothing of wearing a nice short pair of shorts. It's where my thigh preference comes from today.

People always say he looks like Justin Timberlake yet I don't see any resemblance besides the blue eyes and curly blond hair (I don't think JT is a natural blond). JT wishes he looked like Ryan did in his prime.

Maybe the hottest actor ever, def in the highest echelons.

Ryan Phillipe is gorgeous, has aged beautifully, and is a nice, down to earth guy. I have had a crush since IKWYDLS. I miss that era of just good old fashioned hunky white American boys of the late 90's. He is just stunning!!!!! I also like that he is an introvert and very open about his struggles with depression. And Sebastian Valmont is one of the best characters - ever! Cruel Intentions still holds up today.

I think he has gotten better looking with age. He was too baby faced for me when he was younger. Same with Chad Michael Murray.

and James Van Der Beek. All grew up into strapping manly men.

You just know Reese was the masc dom top in that marriage. She punched photographers, yelled at Hollywood asshole tops...while he hid in his car and drank beer and quivered.

R55 I forgot about CMM. He had some great nipples.

R58 I would still eat his asshole.

If [italic]Crimson Tide[/italic] had been about him, Ricky Schroder, and Steve Zahn doing that thing you do if you wanted DADT to kick in back then, it would be considered a classic today.

r35 I'd fuck that ass until it turned blue.

r46 Where is that from?

[quote]I miss that era of just good old fashioned hunky white American boys of the late 90's.

Seriously. Where did that go?

Blame a generation of man-bashing and honky-hate from which gay white men are never spared.

The 90's was a great era for pretty boys.

It was also a lousy era for popular music.

R62, the screencap at R46 is from the movie "Catch Hell".

Ryan plays an actor who gets abducted and in that scene one of his captors tries to fuck his ass while he is unconscious.

r67 Oh my! How have I not seen this movie?

Because you never asked until now.

r34 Vividly!

Lots of Phillippe ass all over the place, but has there been any dick? I can't imagine it being anything other than impressive.

R71, he's never done a full frontal, unfortunately. The only thing we know is that he's cut, since he mentioned it on Eric André's show a few years ago.

Hot back then hot now

This thread is kind of embarrassing. It’s one person going on and on mostly.

You can’t turn gay.

Jesus Christ, R74, if you actually believe OP was being literal about Ryan "turning" him gay, you're the embarrassing one.

These days, I’m not so sure.

R74 is real fun at parties.

You admitted it. You admitted you’re not born that way.

R62 - you can also see a couple of seconds of that in action at R21.

And for that ass in R36 in action . . .

Reese knew what she was doing getting sperminated by that. Smart girl.

R37 Hahahaha. I love these bitter queens on here you try to play "I got your number" with strangers on Datalounge. Instead of somehow contributing to the discussion with an opinion about the topic, they feel the need to personally attack people for what they said, or how they expressed themselves.

It's sad really.

Ryan's ass in "Little Boy Blue":

[quote]Little Boy Blue

Cause he needed the money.

I have never seen Little Boy Blue but I’ll certainly be watching it real soon.

R84, here are some more caps from 'Little Boy Blue':

I wonder what his reaction was when Reese told her she was pregnant.

Ryan Phillipe IS gay.

There’s no way he’s gay. How could the myriad men who’ve been tapping that ass over the past couple decades all keep their mouths shut? His already vigorous sex drive would’ve been so much more intense upon being gay, he would’ve had hundreds of male lovers.

Could you imagine being a casting director in 1996 and have him walk into our office?

I was scrolling through and missed R32 post. I totally forgot about the Ryan and Heather Grahm's scenes in "Nowhere" which is one of my favorite movies of all time. He plays this nihilistic, sex crazed lunatic. He puts a piece of chocolate in Heather's pussy and goes to town.

Ryan's at his hottest (1996-2000)

1. I Know What You Did Last Summer

2. Cruel Intentions

3. 54

4. Nowhere

5. Gossford Park

Gorgeous, gorgeous man. One of the most perfect asses I've ever seen in my life. I paused that scene in Cruel Intentions many times as a teenager.

[quote] I paused that scene in Cruel Intentions many times as a teenager.

Same. I'm 40 now and if I can keep myself up like Ryan, I would beyond thrilled. I think he looks gorgeous foray age. I would rethink the tattoos, but he doesn't look trashy.

I wonder if Ryan stayed with Reese because he thought she'd tolerate his cheating like a good old-fashioned Southern girl and he probably thought he would be a big star just on looks alone. But Reese ended up with the bigger career and he's just doing TV and Netflix roles.

There was gossip at the time Reese won her Oscar that they had a screaming fight the night of the ceremony. They got married too young and for the wrong reason anyway (shotgun), and her career pulling far ahead of his certainly didn't help.

They could’ve had a fight about anything. He was probably cheating on her.

Maybe that's why Reese wanted to play Amy in Gone Girl so desperately. It's the ultimate cheating husband revenge fantasy.

Reese was always an alpha from the get go. She had desperately wanted to be Cher in Clueless, but was too much of a bitch at the time. I think she was dating Ryan prior to Cruel Intentions and she agreed as kind of a favor. Her character's part was more developed for her to sign on.

I still can't believe Ryan was offered the role of Anakin. Same with Paul Walker and Leonardo DiCaprio. Good-looking guys but none of them would have fit and plus all of them were too old. Hayden Christensen was young enough and he fit. Though besides DiCaprio, none of these guys are good actors.

The rumor is Anakin got that role on his back. Maybe the others had big enough careers that they'd stopped putting out.

*Christensen got the role on his back.

Here's an image that'll turn you straight.

Walker was boringly straight and into young girls. So I don't think he would have put out. In fact, his career was saved by the Fast and Furious franchise. DiCaprio didn't want that type of role as he prefers director-driven films. Ryan and Hayden probably got their knees for this role. Ryan was too old. Hayden won.

His ex turned me gay.

Who would have fucked a blond Joshua Jackson in Cruel Intentions or an Eric Mabius. They were all gay? Why were Sebastians friends all gay???

R104 Eric was not his friend, he was Annette’s (Reese) friend who wrote to her warning her about Sebastian before she moved. Eric’s character was also deeply closeted. Joshua’s character was bitchy and gossipy just like Sebastian so I get the friendship.

As for Sebastian, they actually had a scene where he promised to not tell Eric’s secret if he gave him a blowjob. They cut it because it made the character seem too sadistic

I can’t believe anybody would think Ryan is gay. This guy is a huge pussy-hound, with a terrible reputation for getting his dick wet. I wish he were gay! Not that my ass would stand a chance of getting pounded by him.

I would loved to have smelled his fuckin' pits circa 1999. What a fuckin' studbro. Godfuckin'damn. I'd love to have him spit in my face and call me a pussy like he called himself in Cruel Intentions. He was perfection.

Love how trashy he was. Around 1997, I would like to have banged some rails of brocaine with him, and then go out pussy huntin'.

Look at this shit. Holy motherfuck. Cokesweat up the balls, duder.

R102, Ryan would also have been too short to be Anakin. Hayden at least had the height.

R90 How about Ryan with melted chocolate all over his face? Greg Araki knew EXACTLY what he was doing there. Hahaha. Like I said, hot as fuckin' shit.

Let me try that again.

Ryan with chocolate and pussy juice all over his face. Hot as shit.

; - )

I think many people think he's gay because he looked like your typical twink. I don't think he's a stranger to dick however. I bet he was taken advantage of when he he first moved to Hollywood.

If Ryan arrived on the scene now, they'd whittle his nose down.

He was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen back in the 90s.

That would have been a huge mistake, R113. A smaller nose would have thrown the proportions of his face entirely off. Not everyone needs a bottlecap nose.

[QUOTE] Could you imagine being a casting director in 1996 and have him walk into your office?

I can only imagine what it must've been like to be that gorgeous in his 20s. He must've been propositioned everywhere he went. I wonder if extremely attractive people get sick and tired of all the attention sometimes.

Yes, we do.

r118 = looks like Lewis Capaldi.

Imagine being cast in a movie where a plot point is how fucking hot you are. In 54, that's what his story was all about. There was a sculpture or painting of a beautiful boy they kept comparing him to, and they were dead on.

"Do they look like you?"

One wonders. Mike Myers likely wanted Ryan very badly. How does he make it happen? Suggest to Ryan they hang out, and then just pay him $20,000? Or does he tell his agent to set it up with Ryan's agent?

I bet Ryan would trade some of his good looks for some talent.

Ryan Phillipe - for today, yesterday, and tomorrow.

[quote]I wasn’t attracted to men

Comparison of Ryan's ass between Cruel Intentions (1999) and Damages (2012):

R108 65yo gay geezer trying to sound like he's 18yo straight boy.

The arithmetically challenged R1. Gurl. Dialing it back will get all those turds and cunts out of your system. Good luck.

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R198 sounds like a heavy breathing 400 pound mentally ill frau who imagines all gay men will fall in love with some fat [bold]turd[/bold]. Dream on, hussy.

R204 You are one troll (sic). You have nothing but an army of super [bold]cunts[/bold] behind you. Puff yourself up much, [bold]cunt[/bold].

We live in 100% (sic) victim culture now. This little [bold]turd[/bold] is just playing that game. I reject victim culture. I think most people are responsible for the fucked up (sic) [bold]turds[/bold] they are and now they expect everyone else to kiss their lil pink [bold]cunts[/bold]. No thanks.

What an insufferable little [bold]turd[/bold]. My fucking god. Most Millennial (sic) [bold]turds[/bold] sound like this douche. I can't even go to the barber. What will I say to them. I cannot answer the phone. My social anxiety locks my throat up and I can't speak. I can't even go to the market because being around all these others breaks me down into paroxyisms (sic) of psychopathy. Bunch of fucking losers the whole lot of 'em. Thanks for sharing this little [bold]cunt[/bold], [bold]cunt[/bold] OP.

I don't think any of these insufferable [bold]turds[/bold] have what it takes to be anyone's friend. It's like a poor person lusting after billionaires. You're never going to be a billionaire so just fuck right off and accept the poor scumbag you are.

R80 Fuck off, Millennial (sic) [bold]turd[/bold]. Everyone rightfully hates you.

^ TRIGGERED

1999 Ryan has free reign of my most intimate parts 😫

R125 wrong on ALL counts. Hahaha.

Ryan as a twink:

David LaChapelle was so lucky to capture all the gorgeous twinks of the 90s in his photos.

I'd have paid a great deal of money to see Brad Pitt and Ryan Phillippe gettin' it on back in the late 90s.

Is R126 insane or just high on drugs? Why is she referencing posters who don't even exist?

I assume R126 posted on the wrong thread.

I bet Ryan is getting a kick out of this thread. You know he has a Google alert about himself.

Ryan usually gives the kicks.

r135 Let's hope he's stroking his cock thinking about us

Ryan probably hasn’t masturbated in 30 years. He doesn’t need to. Someone is always ready and willing to get him off.

R138, I think even hot people like to masturbate.

Ryan probably masturbates looking at himself in the mirror.

Deacon and Ava look like a 50/50 blend of their parents. Ava's boyfriend kind of looks like Ryan.

R141 Ugh, when your dad is way hottest than your boyfriend....

Btw, I can't believe Ryan is not on Onlyfans yet

I think Ava is prettier than Reese was in her youth. So it evens out.

Ava and Deacon are both good-looking kids, but neither comes close to the breathtaking beauty that was Ryan in his prime.

Genes are funny things: Ryan has several sisters, and they are all totally ordinary-looking.

r143 She's like an improved Reese with a proportional chin.

Ava has her father's eyes and nose and her mother's mouth and chin. Her chin appears smaller than Reese's because she is younger and has more plumpness in her face. If you look at old pictures of Reese, her chin looked smaller then, too.

Reese has always been chinny.

To get off, Ryan used to sit on her chin.

Can't they shave down prominent chins? I'm surprised Reese didn't do that as a young aspiring actress.

No, they can "add" chin via an implant.

Reese was also thin and blonde which in the 90s meant "beautiful". She probably didn't feel the need to.

Ryan and his sisters...

He looks substantially younger than his sisters and they all look like they have some black or Native American ancestry to me.

Is Ryan adopted? Seriously: He doesn't seem to share a single feature with ANY of his sisters, which is unusual. Even the bone structure is different.

Does anybody else find it creepy that the sister he appears closest to (the one next to him in both pictures) looks like a normal-person version of Reese?

They all have similar eyes - Ryan and His Sisters.

[quote]He looks substantially younger than his sisters and they all look like they have some black or Native American ancestry to me.

JFC here we go. On Datalounge, if someone doesn't look like a Hitler Youth recruitment poster they're "white adjacent."

The dark-haired sister on the right looks like she's his mom. Is this some type of old school situation where the child of a teen mother is raised to be their sibling.

None of those siblings look much alike. It might be an instance of some heavily favoring Mom and some heavily favoring Dad. Or, as R158 suggested, there could be a hidden teenage pregnancy here and Mom is really Grandmom.

There are lots of full siblings who favor opposite sides of the family and don't strongly resemble one another.

R153 "black or Native American ancestry" LOL, who are you, Joseph Goebbels or something? What on earth are you basing that on?

Ethnicity: English, smaller amount of German [including Alsatian German], distant Scottish and Swiss-German

Holy shit

R163 That picture's six years old.

R164 So what?

He was twinktastic!

That picture convinces me he's had a nose job at some point.

His nose looks virtually the same to me.

How hammered is he gonna get on his son's 21st birthday in a few years?

Not so hammered that he can't hit on all his son's friends' girlfriends.

r170 those friends are probably all totally willing. Thinking back to when I was a teenager, if I'd had a friend who'd had a dad who looked like Ryan, I would've spread wide open at the slightest opportunity.

Oh, probably. It must be hard on his kids to have such a fuckable dad.

R172 I think the daughter stopped talking to him around the abuse accusations, but he and Deacon spend a lot of time together.

Deacon looks like Ryan but with Reese's chin and nose. Ava looks like Reese but with Ryan's nose, cheekbones and chin.

Ryan is gorgeous. I do not believe he has a big dick, which is the only thing that might ruin the fantasy and this is purely speculative. With all his shiftlessness and low waist wearing basketball shorts, surely we would have seen a big bulge or he would have shown off if there were one.

R175, you can see the outline of Ryan's cut cock head in these red shorts:

It looks meaty.

He looks amazing for a guy who'll be 47 this year.

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He definitely botoxes his forehead.

Find one person in LA who doesn't Botox their forehead. Everybody gets shit done in LA, even young people.

He looks amazing for 47.

I don't know... there's something a bit aged circuit queen about him.

He's moved into that "parts of me are new and parts of me plainly aren't" territory. Hopefully he doesn't go full Cher.

He probably continuously parties hard, so all in all he's holding up ok.

He's probably had a little eyelift, definitely fillers and Botox but it's good work.

Everybody in LA gets work done. The receptionist at your dentist's office gets regular laser treatments, Botox and fillers. It's just part of living in LA. Some of you sound like old biddies from Flyoverland when it comes to cosmetic procedures. You see this on DL all the time.

Hopefully, Ryan will be smart enough not to get a facelift. Those never settle right on men.

[quote] Hayden at least had the height.

And that neck!

[quote] I'd have paid a great deal of money to see Brad Pitt and Ryan Phillippe gettin' it on back in the late 90s.

Who would’ve been top, and who would’ve been bottom?

Does he have “an” Onlyfans?

Reese and Ryan were a beautiful couple who produced beautiful children. They seem to get along well and support each other. They had those kids so young, but it would be kind of fun to be a youngish, hot dad with grown children. Most could only dream of looking as good as Ryan at 47.

Nice pic, R176. It does look meaty!

[quote] They seem to get along well and support each other

More like she supported him.

It's working, R191. I'd love a type A wife to schedule my shit, pay me well, and keep me looking hot. Gym, surf, spa, repeat. Reese is starting to look older than Ryan and she is younger than he is.

Well, Reese works. Regularly.

Good! And Ryan gets 50% - even better!

[QUOTE] Who would’ve been top, and who would’ve been bottom?

I can’t see Brad Pitt bottoming.

Serious Bidgood influence at R27.

WIkipedia on "White Squall" has this curious note:

[quote]Decades after White Squall's release, believers in the QAnon conspiracy theory have developed an affinity for the film because its original trailer happens to emphasize several phrases ("Where we go one, we go all," "Anonymous," and "The calm before the storm") which feature prominently in the conspiracy's lore.

Imagine all those QAnon freaks turning gay because of wet Ryan in his skivvies.

I still think he looks like he could be porn star John Davenport's biological son.

But does he shoot as much and as far as "daddy?"

For real? That dude was rather plain.

[quote]They had those kids so young,

Mid-late 20s is only a young age to have kids if you're white and non-working class.

Joking aside, I wonder if Ryan really is reading this thread, especially based on the sexy thirst trap photo he just posted….

The pic at R201 which will otherwise disappear when the Instagram story fades.

r200 Most of my breeder friends had kids in their 30's & beyond.

r203 only white trash have kids in their early-mid 20s. Non-white trash white people wait until later.

Is he mixed race?

r205 literally no1curr

So for their context, Reese & Ryan definitely had kids "young."

What’s his skin color?

r208 Yellow.

How would you describe his butt?

r210 Tight.

Reese even says in interviews that she had her baby young. She was 22.

I think Ryan is gorgeous, but he does absolutely nothing for me. I've never even been tempted to jerk off thinking about him.

[QUOTE] I think Ryan is gorgeous, but he does absolutely nothing for me. I've never even been tempted to jerk off thinking about him.

He's boyish to a fault. The late in life tats do nothing to alleviate that. It's also part of why his latterday career has been mostly a wash.

[QUOTE] He's boyish to a fault. The late in life tats do nothing to alleviate that. It's also part of why his latterday career has been mostly a wash.

[quote]Reese even says in interviews that she had her baby young. She was 22.

Very unusual for a white woman of her class.

r215, I think you put your finger on why I don't find him attractive. He does look like a boy.

[quote] R208 Yellow.

Ewww. Ryan is not yellow.

I think his career was never going to be A-list. He was lucky he got as far as he did. It's not only the fact that he can't act but his looks and attitude aren't marketable. Who can relate to a blond pretty boy like him? He is way too wooden to disappear into any of his roles. Tom Cruise, Matt Damon and Brad Pitt are more believable as everymen.

Brad Pitt has never been an Everyman. He's chosen parts well, mostly. And he doesn't have Ryan's petulance.

[quote] It's not only the fact that he can't act but his looks and attitude aren't marketable. Who can relate to a blond pretty boy like him? He is way too wooden to disappear into any of his roles. Tom Cruise, Matt Damon and Brad Pitt are more believable as everymen.

Which is ironic because Ryan is from a blue collar background and grew up in a shitty part of Delaware. Pitt, Damon and Cruise came from more middle-class circumstances.

I thought Cruise grew up poor with an abusive holy-roller father and he was functionally illiterate. He is a certainly fucked up person with childhood trauma.

[quote] Which is ironic because Ryan is from a blue collar background and grew up in a shitty part of Delaware.

I've never understood where Ryan got his accent. I've never heard anyone from Delaware sound like him. He has a weird mush-mouth voice. People I've heard from Delaware have, if anything, a Philadelphia working class-type accent.

Cruise's family was middle class.

Wasn't Ryan on a soap by his mid teens? It's unsurprising that he adopted a different way of speaking.

His accent is a Philly/South Jersey one. Like Chris Matthews, Joey Lawrence and Bruce Willis.

[quote] Mid-late 20s is only a young age to have kids if you're white and non-working class.

Keep your racial micro aggression and jealousy out of the Ryan Phillipe thread. Reese was 21 when they had their first

Aging like fine wine. Everybody needs a daddy like Ryan.

r228 it's just a fact. Early/mid 20s is very young for non-blue collar whites to have kids. It's looked down on.

Ladies ladies, the woman herself says she was a very young mother

r217 True, but she is from the south.

If Ava has kids that young, Ryan could end up being a hot grandpa.

I like that their kids seem respectful, they are pursuing their interests, living their lives out of the spotlight and they aren't being shoved down our throats like other celebrity kids are. That tells me that Ryan and Reese actually raised their kids properly and instilled some work ethic into them.

Reese seems like she'd be a bitch to deal with, but it's always been clear that she adores her children. Ryan is messier but he does seem to enjoy being with his kids.

Has anyone seen his daughter with Alexis Knapp? She'd be a tween by now.

[QUOTE] Has anyone seen his daughter with Alexis Knapp?

We don’t talk about that here, R235.

Kai Knapp looks a lot like Deacon.

Wee Tennessee is a clone of Reese. Put all 4 kids together, both full and half-siblings, and they'd blend beautifully.

Reese and Jim Toth look like siblings.

Her kids look very respectable and well-nourished.

R239 please. If she and Ryan had been cast in a Flowers in the Attic movie in the late 90s, it would've been totally believable.

BOTH of Reese's husbands look like different aspects of her.

R229 I know I do

r233 That would make it the first time I masturbate to a grandpa.

Ava looks like a southern sorority girl. Deacon looks like a gay teen.

[quote] Ava looks like a southern sorority girl. Deacon looks like a gay teen.

Like mother, like father.

Reese grew up upper middle glass. Her dad is an MD and she did the whole debutante thing. Reese did some really dark roles like Freeway when she was younger with late Britney Murphy (RIP). She made some interesting choices in her career.

The daughter apparently has nothing to do with Ryan. She's never seen with him.

Ava and her bf. It must be creepy to constantly have strangers compare you to your divorced parents.

Yeah, Ryan used to post lots of him with both kids, but around the time of his abuse allegations with that girl, Ava dropped off his posts. She doesn't follow him anymore. Deacon seems to be with him all the time.

The fact that Ryan has no relationship with his younger daughter (or, possibly, his older daughter) makes me think he's a creep. It doesn't matter that he'd already broken up with Kai's mother: That's his kid, and he should do more than sign a check for her every month. If you're that reluctant to be a father again, you should have already had a vasectomy.

Sometimes it’s hard to have a relationship with your child when there’s bad blood between you and the parent they live with.

It's obvious from Ava's Insta that she adores her mom. You don't know what stories Reese has told her about Ryan over the years, esp. now that Ava's an adult. Ava was also old enough to remember the end of her parents' marriage clearly. Since her father still seems to be treating women like crap (hence the abuse charges), Ava may have simply had enough.

Ryan may be a creep, but his kids with Reese are doing really well. Ava is a healthy weight and a senior at Berkley, and Deacon seems to have a good relationship with his family and is devoid of facial tattoos.

Ryan is a great father.

I don't see how he can be such a great father when violence is part of his romantic relationships. Then you add in the fact that he dates women in his daughter's age range...

That ex of his showed up at his house unannounced and was acting like a crazy bitch. He threw her out. That's not exactly domestic violence.

I see Reese as the disciplinarian who made sure her kids got an education and work jobs. While Ryan is the fun laid-back parent who gives emotional support.

Emotional supports? Ryan is a mess. He could give Deacon support in the gym, no doubt.

I don't know what happened with the girl, but he's clearly estranged from both his daughters. Was the younger one ever CONFIRMED to be his?

Ryan's daughter's boyfriend looks a LOT like Ryan. What kind of Freudian fuckery is this?

OMG she's fucking her dad!

He doesn't look like Ryan.

Yes he does r261.

Ryan has a prominent nose, this guy's nose is much more discreet. This guy has a very prominent brow, Ryan doesn't. The hairlines are nothing alike etc.

He's a white boy with slightly curly hair. There's a resemblance, but hardly a clone.

His facial structure is similar to Ryan's. Of course he's not a twin, but there is a resemblance.

I don't see it. They guy even has a prominent chin, which Ryan most definitely does not. Ryan was pretty as a girl, never a "Desperate Dan" type.

There's enough of a resemblance.

Enough for what?

Enough of a resemblance. You've never heard that phrase?

The boyfriend doesn’t look like him. More importantly, it ISN’T him. Now stfu.

The boyfriend definitely resembles Ryan. It's quite apparent. YOU shut up.

Ava's boyfriend is a fair-haired white guy; I don't see much resemblance to her father beyond that. It's not a Gwyneth Paltrow situation, in that her first husband looked so much like her brother they could have been twins.

Kai looks like Deacon: She's definitely Ryan's kid.

Am I the only one who thinks Deacon looks gay as hell?

The person who Lolita'd this photoshoot probably does.

He reminds me of a young Kevin Bacon.

I never thought of Ryan in those terms. He so cold. Kevin Bacon was more Everyman.

Not Ryan, Deacon. Deacon looks a bit like a young Kevin Bacon.

Deacon is cute, but the Reese in him keeps him from achieving peak Phillipe.

R274 Gayface!

Deacon isn't the beauty his father was in his youth.

Almost nobody is that beautiful, though. All of Ryan's sisters are normal-looking people. He won the genetic lottery.

Ryan when he was around Deacon's age...

[Quote] He won the genetic lottery.

Not quite.

5'9 is a perfectly acceptable height.

If he claims 5ft9, that means he 5ft7 at best.

It's a good height for an actor since a lot of actresses are tiny.

Deacon should pin back those flyaway ears he got from Reese. It's a simple procedure and would make a big difference.

Actors and actresses always lie about their height. Tom Cruise's "official" height is something like 5'9" and there's no way. I've seen him in person twice and he has to be around 5'6".

r259 Like when Frances Bean married the ho that looked like Kurt.

If anybody is entitled to Daddy issues, it's Frances Bean.

He turned Reese gay, too.

Reese did famously act as Jake Gyllenhaal's beard after splitting with Ryan, but I think that was more to avoid "poor Reese" headlines than anything else. She's never given off lez vibes.

R185 Hey! Old biddies in Flyoverland are the glue that keeps the anus of this great country tightly sealed shut, so fuck your Hollyweird condescension!

[QUOTE] Actors and actresses always lie about their height. Tom Cruise's "official" height is something like 5'9" and there's no way. I've seen him in person twice and he has to be around 5'6".

I wouldn’t be surprised if Ryan was actually taller than he lets on. He’s a very modest man and tends to shortchange himself.

R294, actors don't usually subtract inches from their height -- they usually add them on.

R294 I rode an elevator with Tom Cruise and his entourage. He backed right up against me (if I'd had an erection he'd have felt it). I could smell him. I'm 5'11' and he was exactly my height. Of course, it's possible he had on lifts, but if he did you wouldn't have known it. He was an extremely attractive guy. I'm not vouching for anything else in his life, just saying that as far as looks go, he wasn't trying to pull off some sort of hoax.

There is no way in HELL Tom Cruise is 5'11." I was up close to him twice and he's about 5'6."

I don't know what to say. I'm not calling you a liar, but my experience of being very near to him left me with a very different impression. And I'm not some sort of Tom Cruise fan. I couldn't care less about him as an actor.

[QUOTE] He backed right up against me (if I'd had an erection he'd have felt it).

You had a chance to grind your hardon against Tom Cruise’s ass and you whiffed? I would’ve made sure he felt me.

I worked with Phillipe and he was one of the nicest I have met on set. So worth the adulation. Always odd when you meet someone to whom you have beaten off many a time.

Nicole Kidman is 5'10." Cruise was significantly shorter than her.

R299 Happened so fast. I wasn't pre-erect.

I've seen Reese around town many times. Pre mega star she is now, but post Oscar win. It's alway her, running her own errands, in a mid a level car, not even super luxury. The last time I saw her she drove a Lexus SUV which is like a 60K car, nothing crazy. She seems very normal-ish.

Ryan's ass looks like it would be spry and bouncy.

R300, what does his ass look like in person?

Like 2 scoops of butter pecan ice cream.

The TRASHY TATTOOS did what they always do---they ruined his career. All those months last summer we watched his Big Sky TV Promos 100 times a day and he was only hired for ONE episode.......VIDEO of Ryan with his son...You know the son is going to get trashy tattoos too....

R307 the hell he is!

R308 = Yes he will. Its's the ultimate FUCK YOU MOMMY move. Just ask Cindy Crawfords brat.

Another new thirst trap photo on Insta… looking good.

I rode an elevator with Linda Hunt and his entourage. He backed right up against me (if I'd had an erection he'd have felt it). I could smell him. I'm 5'11' and he was exactly my height. Of course, it's possible he had on lifts, but if he did you wouldn't have known it. He was an extremely attractive guy. I'm not vouching for anything else in his life, just saying that as far as looks go, he wasn't trying to pull off some sort of hoax.

His butt was square and full, much closer to the one in the "rape" scene (Which he wrote himself for himself, oy) because he was older than his Twink %$ days. Great skin and great dirty blonde hair.

R511 Wow, you really need to get a life.

You better deliver, r511.

Tom Cruise is very good-looking but his associations with that cult Scientology kills any sex appeal he has.

[quote] His butt was square and full

I don’t like cubed butts.

Face.

Anthony Jeselnik was talking up Ryan's performance in Macgruber. Is that some dreadful Ron Burgundy type movie?

R318, Macgruber is a comedy movie based on an SNL skit.

Ryan has a scene where he puts a stick of celery in his ass:

[quote] Ryan has a scene where he puts a stick of celery in his ass:

Why?

Ryan Phillippe's Cock Turned Me Gay.

Fixed for OP

he had (has?) that combination of masculinity and beauty.

I'm sure he's gotten many straigthys to come out.

Has is the correct choice, R322. He’s still as hot as ever.

[QUOTE]The first time he was sexualized onscreen was his immediate role after OLTL - The Secrets of Lake Success (1993). He was 18 or 19.

I just watched this for the first time. It was like he didn’t know how to be sexy yet. Like he wasn’t Ryan yet. Needed a little bit more time in the oven.

He never did it for me, but I could see the appeal. Basically he had an angelic boy's face with golden curls on a gay porn star's body--much like Christopher Atkins, but even more well built.

I just could never get past the fact that he was such a terrible actor.

R40, is the personification of superficial, shallow and subhuman.

Are Reece's children really beautiful???

So the OP of this thread just HAD to reboot it?

Sad.

[QUOTE] I just could never get past the fact that he was such a terrible actor.

He wasn’t that bad of an actor.

Have you seen his penis OP? It would turn most men gay. The most beautiful celebrity penis I have seen.

Ryan and Leo made me cum daily in the late 90’s.

No I haven’t seen it, R331.