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My Favourite Caseo de Closeto: Robert Downey, Jr.

I have been quite enamoured with RDJ these past few weeks. Beautiful man, talented actor and a fun human being - what's more to ask than a pinch of covert homoeroticism? Which his entire life and filmography are liberally sprinkled with.

I recently learned that in his youth he trained to be a ballet dancer. A ballet dancer! No straight fella with options in the showbiz goes for ballet as a first choice! No, honey, admit it - you're gay and you're going to be my husband.

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by Anonymousreply 10June 13, 2021 1:10 PM

He is a shitshow with a bubble butt and I'm here for it.

by Anonymousreply 1June 13, 2021 12:32 PM

RDJ just doesn’t have the right body type to be a ballet dancer, and no amount of Coke was going to change that.

by Anonymousreply 2June 13, 2021 12:50 PM

Gurl, no.

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by Anonymousreply 3June 13, 2021 12:52 PM

He looks so much better now. Nose job? Eye lift?

by Anonymousreply 4June 13, 2021 12:56 PM

Everyone claimed that he was one of his generation’s great actors who flushed it all away with drugs. He built back his career with superhero movies

Too made he’s never shown the great acting promise that was predicted of him.

by Anonymousreply 5June 13, 2021 12:58 PM

He is one of those rare men who look better with age. In his 20s he looked like a pug. Now that he's lost the puppy fat, his bone structure has become more apparent and his face more defined.

by Anonymousreply 6June 13, 2021 12:59 PM

There will always be something creepy about RDJ.....he always seems to be FAKING.

by Anonymousreply 7June 13, 2021 1:00 PM

Mhmmm, now I'm picturing him in ballet tights, doing the high jump... YEAH!

by Anonymousreply 8June 13, 2021 1:07 PM

Looked his best in Soapdish.

by Anonymousreply 9June 13, 2021 1:10 PM

Interesting. Is he an opera queen? Has anyone here met him at a classical concert? Gossip, please

by Anonymousreply 10June 13, 2021 1:10 PM
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