My Favourite Caseo de Closeto: Robert Downey, Jr.
I have been quite enamoured with RDJ these past few weeks. Beautiful man, talented actor and a fun human being - what's more to ask than a pinch of covert homoeroticism? Which his entire life and filmography are liberally sprinkled with.
I recently learned that in his youth he trained to be a ballet dancer. A ballet dancer! No straight fella with options in the showbiz goes for ballet as a first choice! No, honey, admit it - you're gay and you're going to be my husband.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 10 | June 13, 2021 1:10 PM
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He is a shitshow with a bubble butt and I'm here for it.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 13, 2021 12:32 PM
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RDJ just doesn’t have the right body type to be a ballet dancer, and no amount of Coke was going to change that.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 13, 2021 12:50 PM
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He looks so much better now. Nose job? Eye lift?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 13, 2021 12:56 PM
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Everyone claimed that he was one of his generation’s great actors who flushed it all away with drugs. He built back his career with superhero movies
Too made he’s never shown the great acting promise that was predicted of him.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 13, 2021 12:58 PM
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He is one of those rare men who look better with age. In his 20s he looked like a pug. Now that he's lost the puppy fat, his bone structure has become more apparent and his face more defined.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 13, 2021 12:59 PM
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There will always be something creepy about RDJ.....he always seems to be FAKING.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 13, 2021 1:00 PM
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Mhmmm, now I'm picturing him in ballet tights, doing the high jump... YEAH!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 13, 2021 1:07 PM
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Looked his best in Soapdish.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 13, 2021 1:10 PM
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Interesting. Is he an opera queen? Has anyone here met him at a classical concert? Gossip, please
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 13, 2021 1:10 PM
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