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Frankie Grande is getting married!

He found someone who wants him and only him!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 18June 12, 2021 7:58 PM

Did you guys know that he has a famous sister?

by Anonymousreply 1June 10, 2021 4:10 PM

This man is massively annoying. I give it 6 months (and that is assuming one of them is away on travel a lot).

by Anonymousreply 2June 10, 2021 4:10 PM

That demon from hell managed to find someone willing to marry him? HOW?!?!!!

Is the future husband deaf, blind and unable to smell the mix of sulphur, stale makeup, festering bile and Fantasy by Britney Spears that Fica Grande exudes through every pore? It's either that, or his little sister has bought him one of those creepy latex male dolls, because no normal human being would be willing to even look at that creature - not even for $1 billion in solid gold.

by Anonymousreply 3June 10, 2021 4:24 PM

Even Match.com couldn't have found him a better match.

[quote] "It was definitely love at first dance," he (Frankie) added. "I chased him down to meet him afterwards but he disappeared to fix his hair."

by Anonymousreply 4June 10, 2021 4:25 PM

This twat is only thinking of the social media exposure from the announcement, the nuptials...and the subsequent bitter divorce, which will leave him emotionally & mentally devastated & suicidal--all guaranteed to feed this fame whore at least 2 more minutes of juicy attention because it will all be staged, rehearsed & visually documented. I don't doubt that all of these angles haven't already been considered by all parties involved.

by Anonymousreply 5June 10, 2021 4:26 PM

Is his hair on fire?

by Anonymousreply 6June 10, 2021 4:36 PM

R5 - Nailed it!

by Anonymousreply 7June 10, 2021 4:36 PM

I think it will be a runaway groom/left-at-the-alter situation.

by Anonymousreply 8June 10, 2021 4:46 PM

The future husband is obviously plotting and counting the real and imagined coins, R3.

Skeletor has met his Evil-Lyn.

by Anonymousreply 9June 10, 2021 4:51 PM

I could never

by Anonymousreply 10June 10, 2021 6:48 PM
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by Anonymousreply 11June 10, 2021 6:58 PM

So even Frankie Grande managed to find a top willing to take him on. Take note, DLers.

by Anonymousreply 12June 12, 2021 4:16 AM

This marriage will make Jack Mackenroth and Dolf Dietrich look like a Disney Princess movie.

by Anonymousreply 13June 12, 2021 4:20 AM

The dude is only after arianas money, cut frankie off gurl!

by Anonymousreply 14June 12, 2021 4:36 AM

Frankie looks 45 and the boyfriend looks like a 15 year old.....yuck...

by Anonymousreply 15June 12, 2021 4:38 AM

I'm surprised Frankie Grande didn't propose to Henry Danger....

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by Anonymousreply 16June 12, 2021 4:41 AM

For the wedding, they will have something old (Frankie's bleached split ends), something new (a pre-nup enforced by Ariana), something borrowed (money for the ceremony), and something blue (Viagra for Frankie to perform on the honeymoon in Mexico)."

by Anonymousreply 17June 12, 2021 4:46 AM

LOL R17

by Anonymousreply 18June 12, 2021 7:58 PM
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