☕️ What’s the Tea on Justin Theroux?

He was or wasn’t married to Jennifer Aniston.

Decent actor, fantastic body, not a great face, dresses and sometimes behaves with immature attitude (although he is well into middle age and should be beyond that), is from a famous family, and has never had "it" to make it to the really big leagues.

This dude will be 50 in 2 months, is good-looking (many people find him to be), still unmarried, childless, not dating anyone (has he ever even dated anyone since Jen or even before her?), and always with that dog of his by his side at all times, with which he shares a relationship that IMO is kinda creepy. He's gay

He’s packing. I still remember some of those grey sweatpants scenes.

Big penis. He showed it on Six Feet Under.

[R6] Dayum, I had no idea of those scenes!!! I've just looked them up, and his body is amazing!!! And that butt mmmm would love to rim that for hourzzzzzz!!! Now more than ever I really hope he plays for our team!

R1: TMZ says he wasn't married to Aniston. They couldn't find any evidence of a marriage license, which means, of course, that there would also be no record of divorce.

Harvey Levin has many paid informants in the law courts, county records, airports, limousine services, etc.

He's orange. And uses hair dye. I learned this on the Datalounge.

A Bennington grad. Students are required to have at least one homosexual encounter to graduate.

Played gay in The Broken Hearts Club but I don’t recall if he even had a kiss with his on-screen boyfriend.

Used to date Amy Sedaris

Gay as a goose, big dicked bottom. Tragic tattoos on his back that you have to look at if you are doing it doggy style.

My sister dated his uncle, Alexander Theroux in the late ‘80s. He is the less successful author in the family. (Brother of successful Paul)

That’s all I’ve got!

Addicted to hookers. The female kind.

Sorry, gays.