What is the ass of your dreams?

Don't feed this thread. He just wants to troll social media accounts.

Muscle male ass because it's fucking strong and muscle holes of strong guys grip your cock from inside their holes and you can feel their sphincters massage your cock more. It's fucking perfection. Also muscle male ass and hole taste the best.

R2 seems like backwoods trash.

Like this.

R3 don't care what you think you anti gay, anti masculine men fat alien cuntface.

Here you go OP

Matthew Mcconaughey has the perfect ass. Meaty but not too muscular. Ass like this is like a bouncy cushion that will take a good pounding and will make a good slapping sound.

I got a thing for bubble butts. I don't know why - just love fucking them.

The perfect Bottom.

Sexy and alluring.

Do you know who that is, R10?

Australian rugby arse. Mmmmmmm.

Let's go with this one.

Josh Duhamel's

I love Keegan's.

A nice tight little rump in a pair of very tight jeans is the best IMO. Tim McGraw has the best example of that I've ever seen.

Bottom boy Shawn Brooks has a good one.

Felix Fox's bottom boy ass.

Matt's. Thread closed.

I love this guy's ass. At 10:10.

DL icon Anthony Recker

the one that does it for me

R13, I've seen that pic before. Breathtakingly beautiful butt! Thanks for posting.

Rafffytafffy from TikTok

None. I'm a cock man. (But not a so-called bottom.)

Most of the old school Colt models had gorgeous asses, especially Gavin Blake, Pete Kuzak, Franco Corelli, Dave Sansone.

I wish today's models looked like them.

Ken Marcus of Colt

Dreaming of his own hot ass.

R27 R28 delicious

Inviting.

Nice.

Another of Ken Marcus (aka Nick McCoy).

Wow!

Traydon

He's ruined his body with ugly tattoos now but Francois Sagat had the ass of my dreams for sure

Anyone for a game of pool?

Damn, r36! Whoever he is, that's a magnificent ass! I hope he puts it to good use regularly!

"Josh Duhamel's"

Lucky for him, cuz he ain't got nuthin up front

Chris Meloni and Brian Bloom from that scene in Oz. I'd never seen two more perfect asses in the same frame before. Made me want a butt buffet.

Yes, Shawn's ass does it for me.

Hello darlin'!

Great outdoor booty!!

r42 is Brazilian über-whore Marcos Goiano.

AOYD

I think this is a perfect ass.

Dark and bubble

Gorgeous bubble ass!

R24 that one's gross

Why gross, R24?

From seeing the DLers' idea of a great ass, here is one you're sure to enjoy!

R4 Oh my, that is a beautiful set up - physically stunning and very accommodating. Oh Jake Genesis why did you have to go all religious bat shit crazy and leave us. We miss your slutty ways and love of cock.

R35 I agree totally. His ass was the stuff of legend. A spank bank hall of fame classic. Yeah, shame he went a bit overboard with the tattoos.

R24 is perfect — I love bubble butts like that one. Very hard to find, though.

Australian singer and actor Tim Draxl. His ass could raise the dead.

My husband has a nice plump muscle ass. He does squats at the gym to keep that fine ass. That’s MY. favorite ass. And a few others I’m sure 😉

Perfection

Ps: using this because the other recent ‘Dream Asses’ thread has been Murieled/Paywalled [just when it’s picking up momentum]

R54: indeed

One more Tim

Gaysian represented

Splendor in the glass

Roundness represents Harmony

Flexi is Healthy

Not too big, not too small. Just right.

WURK

Rugby

This.

Perfecto.

Sorry to interrupt this thread, but the exercise the guy at r64 was doing looks like step-ups, which does wonders for the thighs and butt.

Back on topic...

R60 Splendor in the ass.

Bel Culo Dude

Horse's asses

Bite of Cake?

R72: poor boy, he looks hungry

They grow ‘em big in New York

@chrisvincenyc

Almost ready

Sometimes Basic is Best

Cousin Stephen’s

R77: indeed

This one will do.

Oh baby

I like those ghetto booties

Time for some light snacking

I like the ass second from left.

Nice skin

The line between love and hate is so thin

Blue

R87: that one is paywalled

Smooth Chinese derrière

Blond

BOGO

No comment. I'm a crotch man myself.

[quote]What is the ass of your dreams?

Mine...40 years ago.

Classic

Honey what’s for dindin?

I do not notice this feature on men. Unless it’s completely missing… then my brain says, “Something’s misshapenly wrong!”

I noticed this deformity in person on the otherwise lovely Isabella Rossellini. I remember she was wearing a pleated silk blouse, white pants… and the line of her back went straight down to her heels, practically. It was very odd. And since she had very modestly sized breasts in front, it was as if she were built like a plank of wood.

My sultry brainless angel Jack boasts the finest and most prolific one, of course...

^^^^

^^^^^

Chaotic condition

Every model from Colt Studios has a dream ass.

big booty Luis

Nutritious

Jaime Pressly in Poison Ivy 3!!! My GOODNESS!! She has the perfect ass. Yeah, yeah, I know you queens only want to see male ass but isn't this enough to turn you straight? Be honest.

The kind that are so hot that you want to rim it AFTER fucking it.

Speaking as a pancake, this thread is so depressing😖

But make it Fashion

Hank Ditmar

Artsy

Assy

Wading in

Any ass that is worth over 100 million

^that's literally only Jack

Hope he's finally learned to bottom!

(Brandon Cody)

^ ‘ learned’? He’s probably doing stealth PostDoc WURK in it even as one types

Up and Up

Straight and bi women need to start demanding clean, tight, ready and willing arse from their men.

Pegging is on the rise, and no-one wants to strap when there's shit or a shitty attitude all over the fella.

Responsibilities

Getting ready

Pray

Caught

Wear it Proud

Neon

Weightlifter Aurimas Didzbalis.

We know from published reports that DL pariah Brooklyn Seacow’s dream ass belongs to deplorable former congressman Aaron Schock. In fact, Ewww.dwin is a Queerty-certified Schock stalker. Important to know the origins of Seacow’s Schock vendetta. Here’s a choice except from Queerty article linked below.

“Montan.ez then says that, coming from a conservative family himself, he totally understands Schock’s struggle… He immediately follows that message with a post script that reads: ‘This may be inappropriate but you have a very edible ass. Just needed to say that. I’m very impressed.’ To which Schock answers by saying he doesn’t hang out in West Hollywood… Montan.ez responds: ‘I would eat that up like it’s my final meal… Just being honest. I love eating ass and yours is my type….’”

Still want Aaron’s ass as your “final meal,” as you messaged him, DL pariah Brooklyn Seacow?

Cringe from beginning to end.

Rereading that Queerty article, you come off particularly bad DL Pariah Brooklyn Seacow. If you zoom in on the screenshots you provided of your Instagram messages, it is easy to see at least three other men you were stalking/accosting at the time. Dangerous to be so very brazen, but your sad, nothing existence as a fat, ugly, bald and middle aged incel likely makes you think there isn’t much to lose. There is.

DL brethren and sisteren, if you have not yet read the Queerty article, I highly recommend it. You will come away with an unfortunate understanding od Ewww.dwin, DL Pariah Brooklyn Seacow.

If you can’t trust Queerty, who can you trust. Right?

Airon Mallars.

Love me

Love me more

Plentiful

Santa!

Dreamy

Step by step

Water polo.

Morning gift

Btw, r136 is r130/r131, at a younger age

@ruars1

I always loved the ass of the guy on this movie poster.

R139, is he from North or only seeking North?

Finding North

With fully 95+ percent of these posts from the most value less person on the planet (yes, it beats Trump in sheer vileness). This has to be reposted.

DL pariah Brooklyn Seacow’s dream ass belongs to deplorable former congressman Aaron Schock. In fact, Ewww.dwin is a Queerty-certified Schock stalker. Important to know the origins of Seacow’s Schock vendetta. Here’s a choice except from Queerty article linked below.

“Montan.ez then says that, coming from a conservative family himself, he totally understands Schock’s struggle… He immediately follows that message with a post script that reads: ‘This may be inappropriate but you have a very edible ass. Just needed to say that. I’m very impressed.’ To which Schock answers by saying he doesn’t hang out in West Hollywood… Montan.ez responds: ‘I would eat that up like it’s my final meal… Just being honest. I love eating ass and yours is my type….’”

Still want Aaron’s ass as your “final meal,” as you messaged him, DL pariah Brooklyn Seacow?

Cringe from beginning to end. Seacow, you are the void in fat aquatic animal form.

Sexy and gorgeous.

Tyson Daley

IG: tysondayley

Hungry

Don’t look back

Cleanliness

Perky

Hairy

R134 Who is he?

R150: his name is Will

Here’s his Twitter

MOAR and MOAR posts of cookie cutter porn from the same deplorable, but still Ewww.dwin hasn’t addressed the published inconsistency. Seacow, you are ON RECORD saying that Schock’s ass was your dream. Help us understand!

DL pariah Brooklyn Seacow’s dream ass actually belongs to deplorable former congressman Aaron Schock. In fact, Ewww.dwin is a Queerty-certified Schock stalker. Important to know the origins of Seacow’s Schock vendetta. Here’s a choice except from Queerty article linked below.

“Montan.ez then says that, coming from a conservative family himself, he totally understands Schock’s struggle… He immediately follows that message with a post script that reads: ‘This may be inappropriate but you have a very edible ass. Just needed to say that. I’m very impressed.’ To which Schock answers by saying he doesn’t hang out in West Hollywood… Montan.ez responds: ‘I would eat that up like it’s my final meal… Just being honest. I love eating ass and yours is my type….’”

Still want Aaron’s ass as your “final meal,” as you messaged him, DL pariah Brooklyn Seacow? And, if so, why the incessant random ass posts when you made so clear your ass-based aim?

Cringe from beginning to end. For us, for every boy under 18 and, most importantly, for your own peace… #KYSeacow

R152 Ewww.dwin, you opine relentlessly. Address this suspect incongruence.

R152 I provided a link to the article OP is quoted in. Its (never humanize this thing with human pronouns) appreciation should be shown with a full explanation of the thought process behind the Schock quotes in Queerty. It’s the very least the board deserves!

R152 Will resurface this tomorrow (and the next day) to see if we can get some much needed clarity.

Right now my mind is still stuck on this ass from the chav on The White Lotus.

R156 You could have placed the period after “stuck,” struck the remainder, and been more accurate. What about what you told Aaron as reported by Queerty? This link has been posted often enough to now be the first and third news articles listed when Googling must your name (no quotation marks necessary!). Eventually, it will make it to the primary front page Google results, which will kill any robust background check. Better to address now. Or, #KYSeacow. You know the popular vote 😉.

R157, wtf? I am not whoever it is that you're having a little vendetta against.

Dreamy.

Gorgeous.

This.

Here.......

Happy Boxing Day!

Pretty obvious which one.

Marry me

@ollymurs

R166 Who is he?

Hot at r168!

Danny Lopez

i like this one from Brazilian actor Murilo benicio.

simply bodybuilder asses.....huge big muscular shapely jutting bubble butt defies gravity....with the legs to match....

Shady

Quinn Jaxon had a lovely ass before he turned into an inked out scraggly mess.

Senator Chris Murphy

JJ Swift

The boy at r213 has the Right Attitude

[Quote]The boy at [R213] has the Right Attitude

The attitude seems to say my shit doesn't stink. I beg to differ.

Sommer Ray

Beautiful ballet boy and Anthony Baseball hottie win these thread

R234: I guess young bossy bottoms is an acquired taste lolz

Not too big, not too small.

No hemorrhoids.

IG: florent_fauverge

Robert Conrad had one of the most beautiful rump roasts ever seen on a man.

Mexican catcher Rod Barajas had a nice big one.

Pic of Anthony Recker from Getty Images. Doesn't even look real!

Who cares about links to ibb or steamable? I want to link these fine asses to prom, gay pron!

gotdamn r295 🤤

The kind with working legs attached.

[quote] Pic of Anthony Recker from Getty Images. Doesn't even look real!

What do you mean by “Doesn’t even look real!”?

R305 - it juts out so far, I don't know if I've ever seen another butt that magnificent.

Bigger version of pic at R301.

It looks like he keeps a couple of spare catchers' mitts shoved down his pants.

You don't need to get up, just stay like that.

That's some curve ...

Not sure what he's there to work on.

lol r311 Zac is a common whore 😛

We had a thread on this "beefy dude" before, but it has vanished. We couldn't find a pic of his ass then, but here it is. Certainly beefy!

[quote] We had a thread on this "beefy dude" before, but it has vanished.

And the people rejoiced!

That guy ain't even beefy - THIS is beefy (Domata Peko).

...!

R316 most definitely doable

Man About Town: Paolo Bellucci

IG: paolo_bellucci1

Another lovely one from Xie Ziqiu.

Perfection.

...!

So sexy with the black man-bikini

If you prefer twinks

Ben Gallagher

Ben kind of looks like a roasted hot dog.

This one.

Freshly used

Smooth

Caged bird

R327 is that hole saying - hello’s?

😛

Hello Summer

I like them small

Yes, small.

Francis, the Talking Mule. How I loved him. I have an autohoofed poster.

R334. I prefer to call it - compact and tight.

[quote] What is the ass of your dreams?

Dr. A Neighbors - it’s tight and tidy, well preserved and highly experienced. Fuck yeah, it’s a drillers dream.

R337: it’s an oldie, but lately there doesn’t seem to be much new stuff from Dr A.N

R351 that looks like the inverted or reverse back arch - a different take on the original arch and spread routine. But either way, that sweet piece of ass is pretty fuck’n yummy.

They

WURK that ass baby

Beautiful Ian by Paul Freeman

Andrew Lyon who goes by Dom King on OF and JFF.

R356: OMG I was just about to post the exact same pic!

R110 did you mean: ‘ucey’?

Brit actor Phil Dunster

Spread ‘em

What do y’all think happen after this little vid was taken?

^ oops let’s try again

Graham

twitter: Graham_colee

^ Graham’s juicy ass is nicely highlighted by his tan lines

^ oops forgot the link

Steve Kornacki's

Graham Faulkner's in the 1973 movie Brother Sun, Sister Moon:

Shane Rollins

R363 can't you SEE that's photoshopped? - how can something so bizarre looking, be sexy?

Curves ahead

Very nice at R370. Who is that?

R371: it’s Jack

Thank you, R372.

R373: you’re welcome

He really is quite spectacular

The struggle is real

Cleanliness

Bathtime

Dancer

I like those ghetto booties with stretch marks 😩

Christina Metz ass could provide shelter to 500 Ukrainians. Easily. She needs to step up and help the world's trouble spots.

Contrast

Waves @onlyjettwayne

The black guy's is nice, but the white guy has the ass of my dreams.

From Argentina: Manuel Kornisiuk

IG: manuelkornisiuk

r384, he's dream EVERYTHING! 😍😛

R385 I agree! His IG page is quite hawt. Apparently, he recently started an OnlyFans page under "Fire Wolf." Kind of pricey though, $18/mo.

[quote] an OnlyFans page

Thank you for adding "page" at the end.

This.

Full and squeezable.

Small and pretty

On a bed waiting to be eaten.

Muscular.

It’s the arch and tilt

Elvis Sterling

Save me…

..SpideySS!

David Castilla

IG: david_castilla_

On tonight's menu.............

Dessert

Stranded

At 6:42. Beautiful.

Pure beef.

Shadey

R401 Disgusting. Miners have less dirty fucking fingers than this "dr".

r404 that young man should not have let him go anywhere near his tight, succulent bussy with those dirty ass hands

Just shows how revolting/brain dead pornos are these days. Having a dr with fingers dirtier than a fucking hobos is always the sexiest, bitches. Jesus fucking queef.

xleedsboyx

Scrum

^ damm

I'm in

This hot young Colombian, Fabian Plata, has the most delicious ass I've ever personally tasted and had the rare opportunity to fuck.

He has sort of a young Marky Mark vibe about him.

And another view of Fabian Plata's exquisite nalgas.

R410 How did you meet him?

Sensuous Brazilian beach massage

@blakejamesbridges

The THIRST is real

Ed Hartwell

Cantaloupe from Canton

Say what you want about him, but Johnny Weir had the most fuckable ass.

Felix Fox.

Aaron @mralbrightside

In jeans.

The Pleasure/Pain Principle

Steamy

r422 gurl who is that with those big titties? 👀

Google is saying that it's Sam Cushing but I can't tell 🤔

Asa Butterfield.

Mark-Paul. I'd eat his ass all night.

This Spanish actor, whoever he is.

New Yorkers prefer beefy , hairy asses. Californians prefer tighter, smooth ones.

R423: that’s what I had thought too at first, but sadly it’s *not* Sam

No, it’s a ‘Fitness Model’ [lolz!] who goes by the handle @astefanelli2295 on Twitter

^ Glorious

Frankie LaPenna

Lazy Saturday

Is R360 the same as the Spidey on the left in R395 ?

I realize Spidey on the left has a mask but I've seen another pic from that shoot where he's maskless; it's zacattack from onlyfans and Instagram; his ass and thighs are amazing (no pun intended); his smile is killer.

R432: for the pic at r395, as you’ve pointed out, the left spidey is Zac Attack, and the one on the right is Daniel @danielmontoya

However, I don’t know who that is at r360: an anonymous hottie on the net

Zac @thezacattack_

Colombian dump-truck Luis

Beefy

Get cracking

Rock solid

European polizei

dayum r439, who is that?

R441: hot af right? Unfortunately he’s just a random anonymous image I found on some website

Marble like

Delish @ryan_greasley

It’s all about the CracK

Dilated

Jose Manuel Hernandez

IG: __manuelhernandez__

Like two bowling balls.

Pity about the face.

[quote]What is the ass of your dreams?

The ass of my dreams would be the posterior of a muscular male human, the area known as the buttocks. The ass of my dreams would be comprised of flesh, mostly muscle but some fat, and bone, the pelvic bone. There would also be nerve endings and possibly hair. Fecal waste would exit the body from the anus within the anal cavity (or crack) of the ass of my dreams, but that would not be what I would dream about when dreaming of the ass of my dreams.

R448: ruggedly handsome and sexy

The boudoir of a young gay zoomer

Thyle Knoxx presents hole and ass to test sex toys . Pay no attention to Davey Wavey.

R52 dayum. That he-she has a fine ass.