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My mother keeps shitting in the car. Any tips?

She's a 77-year old Italian-American who becomes highly stressed when I leave her in the car to shop briefly in Safeway. WTF is the problem? She enjoys riding in the car. I've introduced her slowly to being alone in the house and yard but she's not adapting in the car. This last time there was shit everywhere. I felt like beating her ass. Any suggestions?

by Anonymousreply 19May 31, 2021 8:36 PM

Dozens.

Text me.

by Anonymousreply 1May 30, 2021 9:46 PM

Make her eat her poopoo.

by Anonymousreply 2May 30, 2021 9:46 PM

My Mother the Car Shit. This Fall on NBC.

by Anonymousreply 3May 30, 2021 9:47 PM

This is why I am on Datalounge. Thanks, OP.

by Anonymousreply 4May 30, 2021 9:59 PM

My pleasure, R4.

by Anonymousreply 5May 30, 2021 10:18 PM

To reduce your mother's anxiety and stress over being left alone, try leaving a big dog in the car with her.

by Anonymousreply 6May 30, 2021 10:27 PM

Move her face diaper south

by Anonymousreply 7May 30, 2021 10:31 PM

My partner keeps shitting in my mouth. Any tips?

He's a 37-year old Italian-American who becomes highly stressed when I leave him in the car to shop briefly in Safeway. WTF is the problem? He enjoys riding in the car. I've introduced him slowly to being alone in the house and yard but he's not adapting in the car. This last time he said nothing but sure enough when I fell asleep that night he shit in my mouth and there was shit everywhere. I felt like beating his ass. Any suggestions?

by Anonymousreply 8May 30, 2021 10:31 PM

I'd suggest you slap the shit out her, but then thought better of it.

by Anonymousreply 9May 30, 2021 10:33 PM

What kind of car is it?

by Anonymousreply 10May 30, 2021 10:34 PM

Is your mother's name Dorinda?

by Anonymousreply 11May 30, 2021 10:34 PM

Does your Mom have a website?

by Anonymousreply 12May 30, 2021 10:35 PM

My shrink keeps shitting on my Dolly. Any tips?

He's a 57-year old Jewish-American who becomes highly snarky when I leave my dolly in his office because I must rush to Safeway before it closes. WTF is the problem? He enjoys watching me play with my toys during our sessions. I've introduced him slowly to being with my toys but he's not adapting to my Dolly. This last time there was shit everywhere and directly in my Dolly's mouth and inside because he cut a hole. I felt like beating his ass. Any suggestions?

by Anonymousreply 13May 30, 2021 10:37 PM

My guests keep shitting on my haricots verts. Any tips?

by Anonymousreply 14May 30, 2021 10:59 PM

Is she a Rescue Mother?

by Anonymousreply 15May 30, 2021 11:15 PM

No, she's an emotional support mother.

by Anonymousreply 16May 30, 2021 11:21 PM

Tell her she should never leave her basement like all the personality disorder ridden Millennial losers due to their "anxiety".

by Anonymousreply 17May 30, 2021 11:52 PM

It's pretty common with older folks, I think the vibration probably loosens the bowels.

by Anonymousreply 18May 31, 2021 12:09 AM

This thread - my Sheridan would be appalled

by Anonymousreply 19May 31, 2021 8:36 PM
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