Kelly Ripa posts a photo of Joaquin and his girlfriend Melissa

Why are you so concerned about whether a teen "gets some"

She better if she knows what's good for her.

Poor eldergays are going to commit mass suicide tonight.

They've been lusting after him since he was at least 14.

[quote] Why are you so concerned about whether a teen "gets some"

A just question, R2. If OP had asked whether the teen was getting some from me, I would understand.

R3 that’s why I’m not understanding why they’re offended by me asking if he’s gonna get some. They’ve been making sexual comments about this kid since he was 12/13.

[quote] They've been lusting after him since he was at least 14.

Aka “peak ripeness”.

I was hoping he'd ask ME to the prom.

He’s adorable and he enjoys wearing singlets. He should be a DL Fave.

Feminine Brother Michael Consuelos would have worn PINK!!.....Wonder if Uncle Andy ever took out Michael? I wouldn't be surprised...

Remember when Kelly Ripa got pissed at Clay Aiken for putting his hand over her mouth?

Yeah, she was worried about getting "The Gay."

She's a fucking cunt.

He’s 18 but there doesn’t appear to be an LPSG thread dedicated to him yet.

[quote]He’s adorable and he enjoys wearing singlets.

He's probably wearing one under his prom suit.

His prom is on a school night? That's odd.

[quote] He's probably wearing one under his prom suit.

He switched over to jock straps.

He wears singlets for sports. Not fashion

Gay face.

R15, that’s cute that you think that. I wear my singlet to all the bars.

[quote] I wear my singlet to all the bars.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...

Gurrrl.... you 'aint fooling anyone!

Can you imagine someone posing like this on the wrestling mat?

Rofl!

I don’t like her dart.

Did Mark give him pole dancing lessons?

Don't get too excited now, Grannies!

The elder queens are going to go into cardiac arrest, over this one!

He’s wearing his Pop’s tux.

They make a cute couple.

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R26, the only important measurement is 7”.

Son of a bitch.

What color is she?

[quote] What color is she? —QEII

I believe the Americans call it, "high yellow."

Joaquin is so much better looking than his brother.

He's he going to NYU too and living in "poverty" like his brother.

Only Ms. Ripa in her multi-million dollar home thing going to NYU is living in poverty.

Has he thought about dating Reese’s son Deacon?

Mark is still the best looking member of this clan.

Dad posted a pic too

Wow, "Quino" looks horrible at R35.

He looks like a chinese albino. Weird.

And you can see his date's nipple peeking through her dress.

That photo is all kinds of wrong.

R36, didn’t we establish that’s a dart, not a nip?

That is SO not a dart, R37.

That's a nipple!

Darts go in a line. That nipple is protruding!

R38, if you want protruding I can give you protruding.

The real question is, why would Mark Consuelos post that pic on his Instagram, knowing that you can see her nipple?

PERV!

I can see her dirty pillows.

Isn’t he going to wrestle for Michigan?

[quote] I can see her dirty pillows —Margaret White

And I liked it. I liked it!

All that dirty touchin'....

How dark will the baby's skin be?

I smell trouble.

What time did Joaquin get home last night? Was his virginity intact?

Kelly showed more photos on her show this morning. Precious!

Wrestling 🤼‍♀️ is the gateway sport

What’s the wrestling move where opponents stick their fingers up your ass? Has Joaquin experienced this?

I guess she is not very attractive but he is a midget though !

And may their first child be a male child!

He looks like a male Kelly. Their oldest son is her husband's carbon copy and the daughter is a mix of the two. Funny how genes work out that way.

The oldest son looks most like Mark but not fully. Mark is beautiful, the son isnt. His features don’t blend well. And he got his moms complexion.

The other two kids are fug, but he's really good looking.

R49 = Tom Cruise fingering himself

Quino is the prettiest Consuelos kid.

Michael looks feminine & Lola looks like a whore.

That dart is terribly misplaced.

Ripa had a quack nutritionist on her show the other day.

Turns out he is the best friend of her producer partner.. She is basically using the show to promote her friends now.

I tune in while I'm getting ready for work and I am amazed at how obsessed she and Gaycrest are with food and working out. It is all they talk about. Both of them have eating disorders.

[quote]What’s the wrestling move where opponents stick their fingers up your ass?

Checking the oil.

Agreed R57. She has the wrong bra on for this dress, if she’s wearing one at all.

[quote] That is SO not a dart, [R37]. That's a nipple! Darts go in a line. That nipple is protruding!

Dude, how gay are you? There are other photos showing it's a dart. Women don't have nipples on the bottom of their breasts.

R32, I don't give a shit whether you or anyone loves or hates Kelly Ripa, but she was being sarcastic. We're in a really sad state when people can no longer recognize sarcasm or irony--or worse, purposely choose to make a literal interpretation that they know is wrong because it suits the narrative they want to construct.

So this kid is 75% Italian and 25% Cuban? He must be rough in bed.

Kelly commented that David Muir should have taken the prom photo.

Does Kel know David is a gay & would probably fuck her sons if it got him on Page Six?

The older son doesn't seem effeminate. He does always look like he's wearing lipstick but he can hardly help his lip color.