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Rand Paul received a "suspicious" package at home....

And he's blaming Richard Marx for it!

Sure, Jan

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by Anonymousreply 46May 27, 2021 12:28 AM

Richard Marx is responsible for Marxism, communism and fascism and very hair sprayed big hair!

by Anonymousreply 1May 25, 2021 5:48 PM

Paul wears a giant old crispy wig!

by Anonymousreply 2May 25, 2021 6:03 PM

He makes it really hard to stick to my philosophy that it’s courting worse to come back on you when you wish I’ll on others. Between the crazy neighbor and this story I just need to not even go there...

by Anonymousreply 3May 25, 2021 6:08 PM

Who will he blame next? Taylor Dayne?

by Anonymousreply 4May 25, 2021 6:35 PM

Marx tweeted this on May 23rd.

[quote] I’ll say it again: If I ever meet Rand Paul’s neighbor I’m going to hug him and buy him as many drinks as he can consume.

You have to admit that's an incredibly stupid thing to say publicly. Marx should know better.

by Anonymousreply 5May 25, 2021 6:37 PM

R5 thinks Rand Paul is the victim. LOL. You should know better.

by Anonymousreply 6May 25, 2021 6:41 PM

A Senator who willfully behaves like an asshole got a suspicious package? Shocking.

by Anonymousreply 7May 25, 2021 6:43 PM

He probably sent it to himself so he'd look like a victim

by Anonymousreply 8May 25, 2021 6:44 PM

I'm sure the the 9/11 style commission will be right on it 🙄 .

by Anonymousreply 9May 25, 2021 6:45 PM

I’ve always wondered if Rand Paul is a Hair Club for Men member. Something about his hair doesn’t look right.

by Anonymousreply 10May 25, 2021 6:46 PM

Does anyone remember the Pubic Hair Club for Men?

by Anonymousreply 11May 25, 2021 6:49 PM

Has Rand Paul checked with all of his neighbors on the "suspicious" package? Nobody likes Rand Paul, anyone could have sent it. Hell, I'll even take credit for it

by Anonymousreply 12May 25, 2021 6:53 PM

Oh Lindsey, did you send Rand another BM in a box?

by Anonymousreply 13May 25, 2021 6:54 PM

It's people like Rand Paul that make gaylings think over 50 is old.

The guy's 58 and looks like he's 68. Also looks like he downs a case of gin every night...

by Anonymousreply 14May 25, 2021 7:01 PM

Yes R11. A very fun 90s club night! Changed location a bit too much.

by Anonymousreply 15May 25, 2021 7:04 PM

[Quote]The guy's 58 and looks like he's 68. Also looks like he downs a case of gin every night...

Oh, yeah. I was shocked when I saw a recent photo of him in a story about his vaccine refusal. He looked horrible and immediately thought he's hitting the bottle. He was also tested positive for Covid over a year ago. He claimed to be asymptomatic but who knows what long term damage the virus does. He also had part of his lung removed...

by Anonymousreply 16May 25, 2021 7:48 PM

RE:16. Wow, I had no idea about this. Thanks for posting. What an odd man.

by Anonymousreply 17May 25, 2021 7:55 PM

It's an outrage!

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by Anonymousreply 18May 25, 2021 8:04 PM

Last Words You Said

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by Anonymousreply 19May 25, 2021 8:17 PM

Was the package right there, waiting for him?

by Anonymousreply 20May 25, 2021 8:18 PM

Saying he would hug Paul's neighbor is not calling for violence against Paul. This is ridiculous and Paul is acting like the most special-est snowflake to ever snowflake.

by Anonymousreply 21May 25, 2021 8:25 PM

At least he gets his packages. I've been waiting for something I ordered weeks ago.

by Anonymousreply 22May 25, 2021 8:26 PM

^ And fast! Richard Marx made the comment Sunday and my... I mean THE package arrived Monday. That DeJoy has whipped the Post Office into shape

by Anonymousreply 23May 25, 2021 8:32 PM

What was in the package? A better toupee?

by Anonymousreply 24May 25, 2021 8:34 PM

So, Rand says that Marx "incited" someone, via a tweet, to attack/scare Rand ---

Yet Rand ALSO says Trump did nothing that incited the Capitol insurrection.

Hmmm...

by Anonymousreply 25May 25, 2021 8:35 PM

I’ll take Rand Paul over a drunk old 80s pop star any day.

by Anonymousreply 26May 25, 2021 8:35 PM

R26, then you're probably a far right hatemonger who is filled with self-loathing

Rand Paul hates gays

by Anonymousreply 27May 25, 2021 8:37 PM

R16, Paul had to have part of his lung removed not due to COVID, but from that attack by his neighbor. You might have wanted to clarify that.

If my neighbor had attacked me and I was still suffering and having pieces of my body removed due to it, years later, I’d be paranoid too. Put politics aside for a second.

This thread reenforces the fact that men are rarely taken seriously when they have been attacked. Maybe the guy has some ptsd going on?

by Anonymousreply 28May 25, 2021 8:52 PM

R28 The tweet clearly endorses violence. I'm not for cancelling people for their political opinions but you'd have to be really dumb to tweet something like that if you're a public figure.

by Anonymousreply 29May 25, 2021 8:58 PM

R29, no, it doesn't call for violence and it's hysterical that right-wing assholes like you claim liberals have no sense of humor while attacking people for joking about a guy who deserves it

by Anonymousreply 30May 25, 2021 9:00 PM

I had to read r30 three times. I'm still confused. :)

by Anonymousreply 31May 25, 2021 9:08 PM

This should be entertaining. Richard Marx takes no prisoners on his Twitter feed.

by Anonymousreply 32May 25, 2021 9:10 PM

You follow Richard Marx on Twitter?

by Anonymousreply 33May 25, 2021 9:18 PM

I check his feed pretty often, R33. He's got a quick, pointed tongue. And he's usually right.

by Anonymousreply 34May 25, 2021 9:39 PM

Well, r31, Republicans are usually confused by things like reading

by Anonymousreply 35May 25, 2021 9:42 PM

"Rand Paul hates gays "

And we hate him :)

by Anonymousreply 36May 25, 2021 9:54 PM

In other Republican news, Lindsey Graham received a suspicious package and eagerly devoured it.

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by Anonymousreply 37May 25, 2021 9:54 PM

Excellent point, R25.

by Anonymousreply 38May 25, 2021 9:58 PM

Poor snowflake!

R28, by all accounts, pubic head Paul had it coming and the neighbor should have gotten a medal for public service for beating the shit out of that cunt rag.

Fuck this sniveling prick. I hope another neighbor finishes what neighbor #1 started.

by Anonymousreply 39May 25, 2021 10:01 PM

Damn - that wig is not talked about enough...

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by Anonymousreply 40May 25, 2021 10:03 PM

Well, I just "told him" on twitter!

by Anonymousreply 41May 25, 2021 10:12 PM

That's not a wig, it's pubic hair. He's a dick.

by Anonymousreply 42May 25, 2021 10:12 PM

42 posts and Rand Paul's hair hasn't been referred to as a ratty Korean wig. You girls are fallin down on the job!

by Anonymousreply 43May 25, 2021 10:15 PM

i saw him being interviewed on tv ages ago and his fake hair was too distracting...I didn't even hear a thing he said. just stared at his hair the whole interview.

by Anonymousreply 44May 25, 2021 10:34 PM

I fondled a suspicious package at my home

by Anonymousreply 45May 26, 2021 2:02 AM

I don't think that's a wig. He puts it up in rollers every night, then arranges the curls first think in the morning.

by Anonymousreply 46May 27, 2021 12:28 AM
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