Matthew Perry has released limited edition FRIENDS merchandise for purchase

What about ME??????

He wants to be able to buy more drugs.

[quote] Why is he selling merch like an influencer?

OXY don't come cheap!

Is the $20 million a year income from a series he did years ago not enough?

Let the man make his money, you hateful cow

Oh dear...

Could that druggie BE any more pathetic?

Is he the ugliest Friend ?

Loser.

True story: I started having sex with guys when I was a teenager in the early 2000s, before it was mandatory you have a picture in your profile. I ended up hooking up with 3 different guys who said they resembled Matthew Perry when I asked what they looked like. All were more attractive than him, but I sometimes forget there was a period where he was actually handsome.

He was barely handsome

He was hot.

It looks like the profits are to be donated to a covid relief fund.

He wasn’t a troll...he was kind of cute at least.

Fun fact: He played Christina Applegate’s character’s date in the classic 80s TV movie “Dance Til Dawn.” Christina went on to date Matt LaBlanc’s character in the Married with Children spin-off Top of the Heap, and then she played Rachel’s sister on Friends.

He was bland cute in a nerd way.

Hot, no. None of the guys were hot. All 3 women were far better looking than the average-at-best male cast

Remember he was begging a stripper or porn star on social media to get him pills?

Ew. His face says it all.

Sizzling

He looks like an old Serbian man who plays chess in the park all day.

Christmas 2019: News broke that Perry was talking about a woman that he met who was the best thing "on the planet." He was supposedly engaged to her. Guess that marriage didn't happen.

OP: Maybe he just doesn't look all that well, but perhaps he's doing okay.

He was definitely my type in college. Maybe not an ideal fantasy hook-up, but boyfriend material.

I get that he has had a lot of opportunity and is financially well set, so it's easy to say he shouldn't have problems. Still, there's this vulnerability and sadness there where I want to sit down, be a friend, and help him. Or just let him just be a person without baggage.

If I were Matt, I'd constantly feel I was being watched for signs of drug abuse, pitied, criticized for not being happy despite money, and judged for the physical changes.

I wonder if the rest of the cast feels protective of him.

He looks...different.

Who would buy these t-shirts?

Never watched this stupid white millennial garbage show. He’s a bloated ugly untalented pill popping douche.

R18 nope. But cute.

He's looking very jowly and the baggy clothes make him look homeless.

How much for the Matthew Perry special edition colostomy bag and 12 pack of Depends?

R26 Not a Millennial show. A GenX show

[quote]He looks like an old Serbian man who plays chess in the park all day.

He looks like the junkie passed out in the gutter next to the old Serbian man who plays chess in the park all day.

He was never "hot" but he was definitely a cute, nice-looking guy before the drugs and booze totally destroyed his looks.

He never had looks that were gonna last anyway

Maybe he thought this would make him seem slightly more together and less fucked up. “Look, I came up with an idea for merchandise and actually executed it. I’m not really brain damaged.”

R19 has won the thread. You may all leave.

What the HELL is an INFLUENCER?

R13- PROFITS. As in he is still getting paid.

Could this be someone on the verge of being homeless?

R38 yeah but he has that $30 million condo in Century City that he’s been trying to unload for a decade

I just bought his "YOU DO YOU" fanny pack ($39.99).

Who's his mother- Phyllis Diller?

Hes probably so drug addled and confused some assistant had the shirts made and forced him to pose in them. He probably has no idea what's going on.

I think his mother was Jill Clayburgh in that movie

I think it’s entirely likely at this point that Liza will outlive Matthew Perry.

Blonde him up, shave him and he could be Ellen.

I like that the hoodie comes with a pouch in front so you can tuck your colostomy bag in there. The fanny pack is so 90s. It's like, could I be any more incontinent?

Actually a lot of Gen Z are using Fanny packs again. My store sold out of them recently

Well, #48- you need a place to carry your: 1) mask; 2) hand sanitizer; 3) whistle; 4) bear repellant; 5) camera phone; 5) balsamic, free-range, vegan, no trans fat granola bar.

I'll be his night nurse if he signs over the deed to that $30 mil condo. I can change some adult diapers, it'd be gross but I could do it for a nice payout.

yes, fanny packs are in style again. they are called belt bags. all the fashion victims are wearing them

R39 the condo is.... very 90s/early aughts as can be expected. Rather plushy and immature, no? It looks like a very rich Chandler Bing's place. Without Joey. I wouldn't pay $27 million.

He was hot and had a nice ass.

But it couldn't last forever.

He needs some new design ideas.

He doesn’t look like he’s currently using with abandon but he fucked himself up. The perforated colon and much more. Probably a stroke.

He was cute. Not hot. They aren’t the same. And he didn’t have an ass. It was flat.

I just bought the “Can I BE anymore vaccinated?” and the “Can I BE anymore hung?” shirts.

Why is he missing a finger? And a toe?