Thirsty Luke Evans being THIRSTY again

God, he looks like he aged 20 years.

Is it Luke, or jerky? You decide.

Jealous bitches.

Here he is, sporting a nice bulge!

He looks like an aging party queen. He looks fifty something.

Despite photoshopping, he still looks old

That is not the face of a 42 year old.

He used to be so pretty!

Looks like a pedo.

That mustache is tragic...ugh

You all are so JEALOUS.

You're SEETHING with jealousy!

Fat cunts!

Luke was never pretty. His voice has always been his best feature.

Whatever keeps him off the streets of cam4.

The well-gnawed nips, however, are concealed. They must be in "recovery."

[quote] Looks like a pedo.

Paedo pronounced pee-doh.

Facial wasting. Is he poz from the ‘90s?

R13 pedo

Honestly, if it weren't for DL, I wouldn't even know who this guy is.

Still doesn't make me care, despite his PR team's best efforts.

[quote] You're SEETHING with jealousy!

We are not...and you may need new glasses. Those pics are not flattering.

R14 Why from the 90's?

PrEP didn't become widely available until about five years ago and every sexually active gay man doesn't take it now, It isn't without side effects.

When did he turn into Victor Garber?

Hard pass.

[quote] Hard pass.

As if Luke would EVER give you the time of day.

Delusional, party of one!

^These guys working on Lukie's PR team are so tiresome. Hopefully you're making better than minimum wage.

He’s looking methy.

Hot. Gay and an actual man.

Must be a "Luke" thing.

Luke is hot and looking hotter than ever.

[quote] Must be a "Luke" thing.

It's a "Luke thing. You wouldn't understand.

HGH + TRT ages you

Ugh.

He’s such a disappointment. Just another typical aging gym queen who won’t grow up.

But he's got a big cock.

R30 = Desperate whore

Even the filter can’t save him.

God, he is SO thirsty.

He reminds me of a Marc Jacobs. And that’s not a compliment.

R29 A celebrity “Dr Jake” in the making?

Oh, the SHADE R34!

I lusted after him years ago but his constant social media presence trying to compete with 20 year olds has put out that fire completely. I feel bad for him because I like his acting and his being out is a plus. But gurl, aren't Brits supposed to be distinguished at his age?

You feel bad for someone who won the lottery?

R16, I'm with you... if it weren't for the person who is obsessed with starting threads about Luke Evans, but always in a negative way, I wouldn't know Luke either.

But, DL is how I also learned about gay Aussie actor David Harris. Some "fan" started a thread (first pic was Harris outdoors in the snow in NYC I think) and then every Instagram photo Evans put up was copied and pasted here... it went on and on.

Harris went the route Evans is on... too much working out, too many shirtless pics, way tanned and then mid-life tattoos. Now, nothing.

I was going to ask about Harris on the Australian Gossip thread, but it's paywalled.

I will take a Luke Evans / Terry Miller sandwich over any of the meth burnouts on Grindr in my town any day.

Here Luke...I found what you're always looking for

How many times are you going to post... "it has come to that" and that you "need glasses"?

He has every right to be thirsty. His skin looks like he hasn’t had a sip of any liquids for months.

So crispy…

He's hot but he clearly loves the sun too much.

Jon K. has left a comment on Luke's post.

What did he say, R46? “Can I borrow 50€?”

He looks like shit—too much bodybuilding, and way too much sun. Judging by his social media, it seems he spends 95% of his life sunbathing in a speedo. His skin already looks bad, but the damage that's been done is only going to become more prevalent as time goes by. He will look like he's 80 by the time he's 50, and will be lucky if he doesn't die of melanoma.

The sky is always falling with some of you.

R29 is right. His social media has revealed him to be a vain, immature gymrat with no personality. It's disappointing.

That's not true. He was out of shape not too long ago.

[quote]. He will look like he's 80 by the time he's 50, and will be lucky if he doesn't die of melanoma.

His grandfather is in his 80s and they look like peers.

Rofl.... you are so full of SHIT, R52.

He's the wrong type at which to throw "you're old" slings and arrows. He got famous in his thirties. He's no Zac Efron.

R46 So what?

After all this time, some fangirls are still dreaming of a reconciliation. Unbelievable! lmao

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

He makes the most of his leisure time.

Lucky Luke really needs to stay away from anything camo in the American wildnerness. His orange skin won't be enough to protect him.

So many gay celebrities are so boring with all their posing and showing off on Instagram.

Beautiful body; face like a 65-year-old.

At the rate he has aged in the past 5 years, he is going to look geriatric by the time he's fifty. He is athletic and seems to take care of himself in terms of diet and exercise, but his body is ravaged by sun damage from head to toe, and the effects of that continue to show up for years after. He is a dermatologist's worst nightmare. I am always baffled by people who are health-conscious when it comes to everything but their skin.

The guys going on and on about how "ravaged" he is would do him in a heartbeat

R62 it's not that he isn't attractive, it's more that he's trashing his looks with all that sun-baking. He is a handsome man, but his skin looks worse than the leather seats in my Volvo. It is a huge turn-off.

He's a character actor and gay men don't pay his way.

Someone should introduce him to Oliver Jackson-Cohen, whose skincare regimen puts Barbra Steisand's to shame. Perhaps they could find a happy medium together.

So many of these idiots on these strict diets and workout schedules don’t realize they just end up looking like shit the majority of the time because they’re putting to much stress on their bodies.

Huge mistake

Did he get the aids?

It’s his face. Why is it wasting away? He needs a little fat in those deep folds.

Any excuse

He's so attached to the hairless look.

[quote]Someone should introduce him to Oliver Jackson-Cohen

They were in a movie together so they've met. Wasn't there a rumor that they used to hook up back in the day? They even went to a few red carpets together IIRC. So maybe OJC tried his best and Luke just didn't listen!

This was them together at a party 10 years ago.

It's been a very rough decade for poor Luke, by the looks of things.

The nips have been unleashed at R70. Looking well-"worked out."

It must've been a bit nipply in his apartment. Maybe he needs to turn the thermostat up.

He does not look like his grandfather, just stop it!

He's overdone it with the fitness. Don't know if it will effect his acting career.

Such a shame. He was very good looking before, and I hear he's a nice man.

Maybe he's angling for a sweet role in a Marvel movie.