Actors and entertainers who smell really bad

Depp

Any that are smokers would smell awful.

DiCaprio

Keanu

Didn't Tina Fey say McBongo stunk when he hosted SNL?

Nick Nolte.

I'd like to sniff John Mulaney's pits.

Oscar nom'd Rachel G. by all accounts refuses to wear deodorant -- so Krause hated her on "Six Feet Under".

Johnny Depp's fingernails and hands were black in that picture of his severed fingertip.

Musician Paula Cole has pit hair, so she probably smells like b.o.

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Goldie Hawn allegedly stinks to high heaven.

Ezra Miller looks like he doesn't bathe.

Didn't Shailene Woodley say she doesn't shower?

Sebastian Stan has smelly rumors from way back.

Sting

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Andy Warhol claimed that Jerry Hall had B.O.

I'd still have sex with Sebastian Stan, R15.

He's just so damned hot.

[quote] Sting

Stink.

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Goldie Hawn is notorious for not washing her hair and it stinking to high heaven.

G. has a very masculine smell about her. Sort of like chewed tobacco.

I have told this story before on DL: I worked with Evan Rachel Wood about a decade ago, and the poor wardrobe people would cast lots on who had to carry her things post shoot. The stuff reeked. Thank goodness I was in design, so I didn't touch the clothes after they left the shop. The people in hair and makeup also hated working with her, especially hair, which did involve an actual merkin. Calling someone ERW's Merkin on set was a popular put down.

She was sweet, but obviously going through it, but damn.

Jason Momoa looks like he stinks

Trevor Donovan

Someone said that Lenny Kravitz reeks

[quote] Trevor Donovan

One has to stand "a part" from him because he stinks so bad.

Brad Pitt

Courtney Love. Junkies stink and she was no exception. Here's a joke about her (there are variations of it) : "What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? Wayne Gretzky showers after three periods." Ha ha!

Brad's Pitts

Gwyneth Paltrow. Her nickname in the UK is or was “Fishsticks.”

David Beckham is said to have terrible breath.

Sting - B.O..

Not really a celebrity but Jools Holland was described by one of his Squeeze band mates as smelling like urine when they first met.

I hear M. pees perfume.

Broadway singer/actor Gavin Creel was notorious for years for being rank but he seems to cleaned up his act -- and his pits -- lately.

Keith Richards

Probably not the type of celebrity you’re looking for (and probably not surprising) but writer and cult movie hanger-on Harry Knowles was infamous around Austin for having terrible B.O. I ran into him at a few screenings in the 90s and can confirm he was ripe.

Ron Jeremy. My heart goes out to any woman who had to have sex with him.

My sister’s friend was a flight attendant & saw Matthew Mcconaughey on a flight right after he became famous. She said he stank so bad like BO she didn’t want to get near him.

Anyone who has a dog will reek of dog. It's not a good smell. Their house and clothes are affected too.

Nothing a good perfume can’t hide

McCon and Pitt are notorious. Ethan Hawke used to be before his cleaned up his act. Personally, I hope he stops bathing/wearing deodorant and I can run into him again for a whiff (the one time I met him he didn’t stink at all).

Not an actor, but deceased singer/songwriter/musician extraordinaire Elliott Smith would go through periods of not showering or washing his hair (I guess mainly not washing his hair), likely when he was using hard drugs a lot.

R40 must be from France.

[quote] Gwyneth Paltrow. Her nickname in the UK is or was “Fishsticks.”

I don't get what the name "fishsticks" implies.

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Ethan Hawke always struck me as someone with pee-stained jockey shorts and wax in his ears.

[quote] Ethan Hawke always struck me as someone with pee-stained jockey shorts

I know it shouldn't, but that really turned me on!

I wish the guy who said he did meth once with Hawke and fucked him in the ass would come back and tell us about Hawke’s hygiene on that day.

WHAT, R46???

I have never read that story on Datalounge!!!

What's the scoop, or do you remember a little bit about what happened?

I have the hugest crush on Ethan Hawke. He has so many kids and has been with Uma since forever.

He was never on my radar for possibly hooking up with another guy. Do tell!

He and Uma aren’t still together, though are they? It was in one of the “Celebrities You’ve Slept With” threads or whatever they’re called. I’ve searched for the post since then but haven’t found it. It’s definitely somewhere here though.

The poster said when he was into meth, the guy he was buying from was also friends with (?) Hawke, and this was when Hawke was in sort of a lower point in his life, not clean and sober. May have been before the kids? And Hawke wanted to try meth, or maybe he’d done it already and wanted to do it again and have sex. Anyway, it sounded like it was just a chance opportunity: the three of them smoked meth together and Hawke wanted to get fucked in the ass. So the DLer obliged.

That’s how I remember the post—apologies if I got any details wrong. I’m not a meth person myself, of course, but I *am* a Hawke fan, and I found the story to be GENUINELY AROUSING.

R43 a fishy yeasty- vag odor, I presume. Maybe all the steaming causes mold to grow up in there?

Tony Danza apparently has bad body odor.

Frances McDormand.

[quote] Frances McDormand.

She also belongs in the mean celebrities thread.

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I’d hate to see what his anus looks like then, R53.

[quote] He also uses old Who's the Boss? scripts as toilet paper.

Danny Pintauro doesn't wipe!

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What was the name of the actor who always used to be mentioned on DL for his stinky feet?

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Mmmm stinky feet. I hope he’s hot, whoever he is.