Why is the Spanish Army So Homoerotic?

Because they are European. It's what they do. And they do it so well.

If you're in TX, you may see this guy.

Looks like something out of a FuckerMate video.

Hot.

They're very hot, but come on, they're Spanish soldiers what else are they good for, it's not like they're going to do actual combat and get their pretty selves dirty. Effective for herding the covid people around and directing traffic.

[quote]They're very hot, but come on, they're Spanish soldiers what else are they good for

Hen parties, from the look of things.

We don't want them actually fighting. We just want them standing around looking like hunks.

The guy with what looks like a shaved head (left side on the first pic) is so fucking hot. Like damn, just a totally stunning man.

see here ~

I want them in me, quite deeply. All of them. But not all at once.

More please

We have savored their leche for years! It is the fountain of youth!

They are not the Spanish Army. They are the Spanish Legion, modeled after the French Foreign Legion.

I don't care if they're the Spanish Inquisition, R13. They make me hard, throbbing, and moist.

R14 the best is when their fudge is moist and steaming! Ecstasy of the naughtiest kind!

Because it's Spain.

More photo evidence at link...

[quote]Tight pants! Big bulges! Open shirts!

Is this a scene from Querelle?

They march really fast, accompanied by their mascot, a goat.

Because of their signature pasodoble pace (120 steps per minute), they are forever stopping to allow the parade units in front of them to advance sufficiently so that they can, in time, advance with room for a proper display of their stuff. This wait time gives the added advantage of the opportunity to flirt with men, women, goats, and all interested parties. They are very much a crowd favorite and know it and enjoy it.

In recent years some units have come under criticism for packing on a few too many kilos.

Italy’s are a million times hotter.

Gross imagine all that sweaty foreskin 🤮. Leave me out of this.

Sexy queens

The more sweaty foreskin for the rest of us, R20.

Having women in the unit ruins everything.

Warriors Voguing till their dying breath.

Some of the guys in that marching video do appear to be veering into bear territory...

I think pretty much everything in Spanish/Mexican culture seems to have a trashy, gaudy, over-the-top style to it. Look At telenovelas for example. They just try sooooo hard to be like us, that they go too far. It’s amusing to see Hispanic people here in the US in everyday life that dress like that.

I'm not so sure that the line of people who want to be like is so very long as you may think, R26.

Is that the army where the man go up into the man?

A million times? A MILLION!

[Quote]I think pretty much everything in Spanish/Mexican culture seems to have a trashy, gaudy, over-the-top style to it. Look At telenovelas for example. They just try sooooo hard to be like us, that they go too far. It’s amusing to see Hispanic people here in the US in everyday life that dress like that.

WTF?

Whomever you define to be "us", I certainly don't want to be like you.

Yet at the first sign of a mouse the entire Foreign Legion was standing on a chair SHRIEKING.

Fuck yes!

Here's two about to kiss!

I got fucked by one of them in a Madrid park. I slept for a week afterwards.

[quote] If you're in TX, you may see this guy.

You have to be from TX to see an Oklahoma State Trooper?

R20 yes I'm sure you'd have a say in that. You would have to deny them, no doubt!

Italy's is not a "million times" better, but we have seen this same thread billions of times.

Yes. Hurray for La Legión Española.

No estoy cansado.

Yes, R37 this same thread and the same men in the same pictures.

It really does look an Army porn. Wow.

I’ve seen them marching and standing and waiting. Hot guys. Spain - or at least Madrid Barcelona and Sitges are full of hot guys wherever you look at. It feels like the entire place is full in heat and full of sexual tension. Best sex I get is always in Spain. I love Spanish guys and their very sexual way of walk talk and show their bodies.

I'd pay $200 for pay-per-view orgy. Lol. Even just all of them undressing.

LECHE

The costumes are totally hot from the front, but I have yet to see a nice butt in one of them. Too much pocket, I think.

Yuck. Those uniforms look like something on a Pride float while they shoot Super Soakers at the crowd. Only missing the glitter. Not sexy.

I think a few of the asses are pretty good, R43. But, yeah the pants aren't the best.

If I saw them on the street, I would wonder who they were going to strip for. We know why the southern Europeans have always been behind in everything vs the north don't we?

Boy there's some great pics on your link. Thanks R16!

Spanish men ooze sexiness.

Jesus - how many years has this photo been circulated and discussed? 10 years now?

Some more pics for you gurls to peruse.

R49

Not sure, but I could swear one of those Spanish soldiers is a young Francisco Franco...

So hot. Spanish cultures are so damn sensual and homoerotic. Its always been this way.

Wait interim you girls see Spain's costumes for their sports! Aye Caramba!

Gay matadors abound. That's a special kind of gay.

I would pay each one of them $100 to get naked for me. I wouldn't touch them, I just want to look.

Because that is not considered “homo” there. Stupid. You think the whole world sets the same standards as Americans? Lmaoooo pathetic fucking loser.

Go to many “Hispanic” countries, men in tight clothing is normal.

This guys makes me weak in the knees.

*guy

[quote] Spanish cultures are so damn sensual and homoerotic.

They gave 'Machismo' to the world. We gave Puritanism and The Hays Code.

[quote] are full of hot guys wherever you look at.

Oh, dear!

[quote] I think pretty much everything in Spanish/Mexican culture seems to have a trashy, gaudy, over-the-top style to it.

Thank you for your very Anglo point of view.

The Carabinieri are hot! Definitely my favorite eye candy in Italy!

Like their Spanish Foreign Legion brethern, the Carabinieri love to show off their asses.

Mercy!!!

"Merced," I guess I mean..

[quote] the Carabinieri love to show off their asses.

I’m sorry but I don’t believe this for a minute. Not one red hot minute.

I may, however, be convinced by some pics.

Spanish men are so hot. Spain is also very gay friendly. Totally worth a vacation imo.

Found a few nice asses among them...

It comes from the Moors.

How many queens designed those uniforms?

Bulgarians

[quote] It comes from the Moors.

I think you mean the Moops.

Spanish men are so hot. And surprisingly gay. I follow a ton of Spanish gays on social media and they're all gorgeous.

[quote]I follow a ton of Spanish gays on social media and they're all gorgeous.

Not that I disagree with your general observation that Spanish men are a very good looking lot, but I have a feeling that the reason you "follow a ton of Spanish guys on social media" IS ONLY BECAUSE "they're all gorgeous."

Since it is the Spanish Foreign Legion I assume some at least are not Spanish. The first one in OP's photo is a dead ringer for an Arab American friend of mine. So some Berbers and Arabs in there?

If I had a "valley" like most of them do between my pecs you can bet I'd keep my shirt unbuttoned to the middle of the chest like they do if the military would let me get away with it.

If you've got it, flaunt it!

You would die 30 minutes into a war in those tight shirts. They can't even lift their arms.

Honey, they're not there to fight a war. They're there to be ogled.

Yes, they are so hot, aren't they? They are passionate and hung and full of, how you say, cum. I'm so proud of my culture. Viva la Spain.

The Spanish Legion has regiments based in Málaga and Almería (both in Andalucia), and Ceuta and Melilla (North Africa), so their casual tropical uniforms are perfect for that climate. However, when they are deployed for active service, they wear standard issue camouflage.

r75, if you had a valley between your pecs, I'd make sure my dick was skiing between them.