Saw this guy on my Instagram explore page and he just looks unreal in every photo. Also doesn't help that he doesn't use his name.
Just your basic narcissistic filters but I think thats about it.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 10, 2021 6:15 PM |
When he's looking normal he's quite handsome (see pic)
it's a very interesting Insta, OP (& I rarely click on them these days)
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 10, 2021 6:19 PM |
Seems he probably has filler and maybe a chin implant
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 10, 2021 6:20 PM |
it starts to get creepy after a while.
I'm out.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 10, 2021 6:22 PM |
Steroid and filtering apps. And yes, OP is an old creepizoid who stalks men on social media. Watch out, people.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 10, 2021 6:31 PM |
R4, is he foreign or is that your Instagram Translate?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 10, 2021 6:31 PM |
[quote]I come from a long line of pretty people. #prettypeople #peopleofprettiness
Wait, this isn’t a parody?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 10, 2021 6:33 PM |
I've followed him for a while. Every photo is filtered to the extreme. He seemingly accidentally uploaded a non filtered photo to one of his Insta stories and he looked great in it, but it was taken down quickly and replaced with a massively filtered pic.
He looked great in it. Really handsome guy. It's bizarre that makes himself look so less attractive with the filters.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 10, 2021 6:37 PM |
"Make me look like an aging Ken doll and I don't care HOW MUCH it costs!!"
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 10, 2021 6:37 PM |
He looks like a cartoon version of a handsome man.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 10, 2021 6:40 PM |
Does everyone have tp be a narcissist??
Do people hope to hook up alot via IG?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 10, 2021 6:41 PM |
It must be tiring to be obsessed with avoiding your inevitable future: aging.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 10, 2021 6:45 PM |
You could always turn off your computer r13
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 10, 2021 6:46 PM |
[quote] Do people hope to hook up alot via IG?
Marriages are built on IG hookups, Rose.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 10, 2021 6:48 PM |
I DETEST those photo posts with 300+ applied filters. It looks absolutely artificial, and utterly ridiculous. It IS creepy, and completely idiotic. I immediately click out/intentionally ignore them...even among my own friends.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 10, 2021 6:53 PM |
I DETEST those photo posts with 300+ applied filters. It looks absolutely artificial, and utterly ridiculous. It IS creepy, and completely idiotic. I immediately click out/intentionally ignore them...even among my own friends.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 10, 2021 6:53 PM |
He's definitely had a chin implant. There may be botox as well, but it's hard to tell with the filters he's using.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 10, 2021 6:53 PM |
He looks like an aging human Ken doll. Does he wear an ascot?
He’s the living “Cockring Ken”
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 10, 2021 6:56 PM |
You’ve DEFINITELY showed them r18
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 10, 2021 6:56 PM |
R19 it looks like he got his jaw contoured along with a massive chin implant. It really does make him look like a cartoon character. Some of his pics are serving up some major uncanny valley creepiness, especially since he doesn't change his expression.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 10, 2021 7:00 PM |
Why did he post two of the same photo? What’s the point?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 10, 2021 7:01 PM |
I try, R21.
It's one thing to have fun messing around with filters to see what effect they have, but these people do it on EVERY SINGLE PHOTO of themselves, when they're not unattractive to begin with.
It's particularly bad/obvious where the eyes are concerned, which is truly why I hate it. I like to look at their eyes...but not like that.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 10, 2021 7:03 PM |
He does that thing that a lot of "influencers" and other people on IG do, which is to freeze their face in just one expression. This is supposedly their "good" angle, but after seeing enough of these kinds of accounts, it becomes pretty obvious that they purse their lips or pout or smile and fix their face in just one format because that's how they look "attractive".
This guy has a really fixed smile. In real life, without freezing his face into one expression, he probably looks very different.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 10, 2021 7:08 PM |
It's partly narcissism, r13, but it's mostly wanting to make money as an "influencer". Check how many brands this guy tags, and he's not posting selfies.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 10, 2021 7:12 PM |
I just now noticed the weird creases under his pecs. He either got implants or lipo'd them. They remind me of the chest of a FtM trans
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 10, 2021 7:13 PM |
It must be some sort of body dysmorphia
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 10, 2021 7:20 PM |
his tits stick straight out
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 10, 2021 7:21 PM |
He is handsome as it is. Why bother with filters?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 10, 2021 7:27 PM |
You can have a Skype consultation with him for just $100.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 10, 2021 7:35 PM |
Is this Sean Lowe from The Bachelor?
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 10, 2021 7:38 PM |
R34, like Melania says she does?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 10, 2021 7:40 PM |
[quote]He works in finance and speaks 7 languages.
Translation: he can say "oral, anal active only" in 7 languages.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 10, 2021 7:53 PM |
Escort vibes. And yes, some escorts are out to their families.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 10, 2021 8:18 PM |
R38 is delusional
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 10, 2021 9:00 PM |
I can never tell when DLers make accusations of "pec implants" but these must be, right?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 10, 2021 9:25 PM |
Why does he not use his name anywhere?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 10, 2021 9:27 PM |
Because of his pec implants
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 10, 2021 9:36 PM |
Is she a Friend of Dorothy?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 10, 2021 9:39 PM |
He's not a friend of anyone. All of his pics are selfies or photos with his family.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 10, 2021 10:13 PM |
His nose is done, fillers in cheeks and lips, chin implants. I don’t know about the pecs-not sure of signs to look for there.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 10, 2021 10:27 PM |
His hands also look too small and non muscular for the rest of his size.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 10, 2021 10:28 PM |
[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 10, 2021 11:20 PM |
He does look to have some rather nice big chewy nipples though
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 11, 2021 12:00 AM |
He's definitely doing some photo touch ups.
All of the pix of him are in very stark contrast to the background, even when he's pictured right next to someone. There's ALWAYS a very discernable outline around him while the other person looks as you would expect. It's very obvious with grandma and his father.
Definitely looks like chin and cheek implants, as well as botox around the eyes and forehead - there's no way a human over 12 years old can smile widely without getting lines around the eyes and forehead without botox.
You have to feel bad for what looks like the youngest brother - the tallest one. The other two got all the looks.
Final comment - look at the nipples on him. They're like silver dollars.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 11, 2021 12:20 AM |
🎶No one selfies like blond Gaston No one retweets like blond Gaston No one gets plastic surgery as much as blond Gaston For there's no man in town half as manly Perfect, a pure paragon You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley And they'll tell you whose IG they prefer to be ON! 🎶
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 11, 2021 1:00 AM |
Tan suit bro looks like a mondo douchebag—and Narcissus here is—enough about me...what do YOU think of me? At least the younger one is probably a half decent human being.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 11, 2021 1:02 AM |
Those udders are just too damn big for a man.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 11, 2021 1:32 AM |
It looks like he got the surgery guys with moobs get.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 11, 2021 1:34 AM |
Just cause you got them big udders don't mean you're somethin' special. Get the hook!
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 11, 2021 2:53 AM |
Actually zero work done here. That’s just some good Nordic roots.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 11, 2021 1:43 PM |
I'd watch him shave in his underwear
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 11, 2021 2:02 PM |
Too fucking weird looking for me. And Im far from picky.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 15, 2021 2:11 AM |
He looks like cgi in some pics.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | May 15, 2021 1:32 PM |
He looks like an adult male version of Marsha Brady—like he just coasts on being cute and acts like it’s hard work to show up and be pretty.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 15, 2021 1:54 PM |
The photoshop is getting so bad he looks like Eric Stoltz half way through the Mask prosthetics.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 23, 2021 8:35 AM |
R3: Wow. An entire family of human stock photos!
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 23, 2021 8:42 AM |
He looks like Liberace. That always gets me hard!
by Anonymous | reply 65 | May 23, 2021 8:51 AM |
How much work would it take to smack that fucking permanent smirk of his face?
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 23, 2021 9:03 AM |
He has that creepy unreal valley look about it, like all those photos of 9/11 "victims". (Not a truther.)
by Anonymous | reply 67 | May 23, 2021 9:08 AM |
The pic in r59 - you can tell by the way the skin lays that he's had some lipo sculpting or something to try to get his abs more defined.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | May 23, 2021 8:55 PM |
Why does his face always look like he’s holding in a giant fart?
by Anonymous | reply 69 | May 23, 2021 9:02 PM |