European friends, do linden trees really smell like cum?

Unter den linden means you're a bottom who smells like cum.

Bradford pear blooms do.

The flowers do. Many other trees too. It's volatile amine compounds from the flowers called spermine which is also found in semen.

Not just in Europe they’re all over Los Angeles.

Mitchell and Webb have other "comic" skits where they talk about masturbating 8 times a day.

One of them (the skinny one) appeared nude in one TV show.

The canned laughter is SO intrusive.

Yes

Wrong thread, R5?

I lived near a park that had them and they totally smell like a freshly blown load.

I thought someone was exaggerating when they said it to me, but then I experienced it and was blown away.

And in a way, the tree IS blowing its load when that happens.

R3 made up those "facts."

My next door neighbor has one in his front yard. When it’s in bloom, yes it smells like cum. When a breeze gets going, it’s very noticeable.

I've lived unter den Lindens for years and the almost overwhelming sweet-and-fruity smell of the blossoms in June never reminded me of cum.

But then I don't spend my time sucking off drunk diabetic johns for coin like some people here I shall not mention.

Linden trees don't smell like semen. Callery pear trees smell a bit like chicken-coops. Male Ailanthus trees smell like human semen. There are perfumes made to duplicate the smell of linden trees, but not of callery pears or ailanthus (AFAIK). Linden flowers are used in tea.

[quote] Linden flowers are used in tea.

Thus the term "tea room".

I love the smell of lindens but find them strongly floral not like cum, which I am obsessed with sexually and love to devour.

Bradford (callery) pears from Wiki:

"In much of North America these cultivars, particularly 'Bradford', are widely planted as ornamental trees. The trees are tolerant of a variety of soil types, drainage levels, and soil acidity. ... Their dense clusters of white blossoms are conspicuous in early spring, though their smell is considered by some to be unpleasant, often compared to rotting fish or semen."

The fragrance of linden flowers is found in D'Orsay's Tilleul. I used to own it, but can't locate the bottle. I thought Santa Maria Novella also produced a lime flower scent, but wasn't able to locate confirmation. Linden trees are native to the entire Northern hemisphere, so they're not unique to Europe or America.

The Ohio DNR now gives ID classes to identify (and eliminate) Callery pears. which have become an invasive species in Ohio and many other states.

The branch of the linden is leafy and green,

The Rhine gives its gold to the sea.

I don't know if it's Linden trees, but it's some tree that has a lot of flowers, similar to the ones in DC in spring.

Yes, yes they do, OP.

You can take your Linden trees and ram them up your old ugly ass, Lady Bird!

During some reading up I've been doing, one article says it's actually the sweet chestnut that has this aroma, and they are usually planted close to lindens, so that's why people get confused, but who knows?

I've not noticed it myself, but at the same time, I do sometimes smell a cummy smell when out and about, and never considered it could be trees.