Martha Stewart

I'm scandalized.

She really should go public with her relationship with Snoop, they've been a couple on and off for the past decade. At this point I wonder if she really thinks it would hurt her brand?

They make a great team and though they both look fabulous, they have a cozy grandparent aura now.

I celebrate, respect and admire Martha and Snoop. They are both creative and brilliant. Great team.

I didn't know that Martha likes the BBC.

OP- She's looks good. Martha Stewart is 79 years old and Michelle Philips is 75 years old and LOOKS like a frail old woman. Perhaps it's from all the DRUGS and BOOZE she ingested in the 1960's and 1970's. At least MP had a LOT of quality rock n roll COCK too, in the 60's and 70's.

Martha is a well known racist. I can just imagine what she says about Snoop to her hoity toity friends when he's not around.

r7, that's a horrible thing to say, and I seriously doubt it's true.

OMG, Martha is so posed and airbrushed, you can't really say how she looks. On the Celebrity Roast of Bruce Willis, she looked held together with putty, like Reagan. She's talented and lucky, but I just can't admire her. I prefer people who age with character, like Bette Davis.

R8, you obviously never read the articles about her trouble with her neighbor on Turkey Hill Rd. several years ago. The neighbors were having work done and many of the workers were Latinos. On one particular day a truck driving by a Mexican worker had to turn around and he pulled into Martha's drive and the backed out to turn around. She came running out like a lunatic screaming every racist thing she could come up with at him. She was heard to tell him "I'm sick of you wetback fuckers coming into my driveway", among a whole litany of other hateful things. The neighbor told the interviewer she was a horrible person.

[quote]I didn't know that Martha likes the BBC.

She only listens for the cricket scores.

I love watching her old show filmed on Turkey Hill Road. Her gardens were so beautiful. Anyone ever been there?

R10. You're nuts. Martha is no racist Pollack.

She flaunts her Polish roots. Kielbasa on Easter—blech.

R10 I can't believe that Martha would get drunk and scream racist insults. I mean, come on. She's no Ina Garten.

She does fart, however.

Martha is a lesbian. Duh. But she has good chemistry with Snoop.

I’m pretty sure she likes some black people. There are “good ones”, you know.

Martha's farts smell like roses.

I hate how the obtuse are abusing Martha.

I learned a little bit of grace and a little bit of charm from Martha.

Now they are putting her on display like a breeding hog.

I do not approve.

I've noticed those Bic EZ lighters in stores and it's obvious what they're intended for.

[quote] She came running out like a lunatic screaming every racist thing she could come up with at him. She was heard to tell him "I'm sick of you wetback fuckers coming into my driveway", among a whole litany of other hateful things.

For all of Martha's pretensions and her carefully crafted public image, she's a tough, foul-mouthed Polack from Jersey.

Yes, I think from Nutley, New Jersey? North Jersey, I assume. I believe I read years ago it was/is working class. Maybe it's working-class Hispanic, Chinese or whoever nowadays? If racist toward(s?) Hispanics, she'd be irate, perhaps, that her hometown is now "brown"?

Too lazy to look up her original last name.

Oh, I subscribed to her magazine this morning! I think it's just 10 issues, not 12 anymore, each year?

I don't like what they are doing to martha

She is a woman of grace and kindness.

And, they are trying to turn her into a fool.

I don't blame snoop. I blamew Martha's children

Martha only has one child, her daughter Alexis. And she keeps her at arm's length.

They’re weed buddies and weed buddies learn from one another. Add sea shells, hot glue, and a hazy picture of unfortunate-looking relatives and you get magic.

I've been within a few feet of Martha over the past ten years - always work related - including in the last 6 months. Does she look as good off camera or touched up? No. But she looks Damn Good. I would say she looks better than her daughter. She's in great shape and her skin is creamy and flawless. She is for sure a type a perfectionist but she is not mean and she puts in the work. I've seen her scrub dishes and pans many times. I would say she doesn't suffer lazy people or fools and if you are a fool you will think she's mean and treats you badly but most fools lack self awareness.

I love their relationship, whatever it is.

It's very charming and wittily portrayed.

Martha is not a racist. She's had a long appreciation for hip-hop culture; Page Six and W and the like photographed her going to Puff Daddy parties in the '90s, well before it was au courant for old white ladies.

She's the ex-con, right?

Doing that stint in the state penitentiary only made me love Martha more.

Martha shouldn'tve puffed her lips up.

[quote] shouldn'tve

???

She was done wrong. I would have hung that jury.

That TV movie were Cybill Shepherd played Martha was actually pretty good. Does anyone know if it's available to stream?

Martha’s daughter had a show with a chubby funny girl. Does anyone remember it?

Her maiden name was Kostyra.

The movie can be watched on YouTube.

The TV show was called "Whatever, Martha."

[quote] Martha’s daughter had a show with a chubby funny girl.

Martha would rather die than be fat!

They did a cooking show togther.

Martha conceals it well with her Eileen Fisher outfits, but she’s gotten a little broad in the beam. She’s 80, though. That’s to be expected.

Martha still has a sturdy pair of birthing hips.

Damn but I love Martha Stewart.

I'll be Martha could birth triplets, and be back in the kitchen before the end of the day to finish an array of fruit pies for the charity auction.

She's hot. T and A.

Her and Patricia Hearst, [R35].

Martha could plant an entire vegetable garden in the morning, then throw a spectacular baby shower for a girl friend in the afternoon, and then move on that evening to host an intimate cocktail party where she made all the hors d'oeures from scratch, and not even break a sweat.

R46 Oh, dear you illiterate fat whore.

Domestic Goddess

Martha was a hot piece in her youth.

The Martha Stewart Head Shop Collection.

She's genetically gifted. She'll live to 100.

[quote] throw a spectacular baby shower for a girl friend

Really? Do you know MS at all?

I'm a guy and I think she's probably the hottest old lady around.

^^ I should say gay guy.

She looks amazing for someone who will be 80 very soon. Wow.

[quote] Really? Do you know MS at all?

I know her well enough to know she hates people who caller "MS" and typically sends hit squads after them.

FAIL

Martha Stewart rebranded herself wonderfully. She's also well kept and healthy. Where's her daughter? Does she work or just live off Martha because it seems like the poor spindly thing did so drop off the face of the Earth.

Snoop has luscious hair. I wonder if he has a tendency of any sort? I could almost picture Snoop in a Sylvester James inspired cafghan with his hair unlaid and yet still luscious shooing the pool boy out the guesthouse after a quick nooner.

Snoop is openly bi.

^^ no he's not.

She looks surgeried to the hilt.

R29 Creamy and flawless? Sounds like the perfect load, not skin.

Good Polish peasant stock.

My glamour lesbian sister who is a great deal of fun hit on Martha when she ran into her in an art store in NYC a few years ago. Martha was alone. My sister was alone. She approached Martha and told her she's wanted to slow dance with her since the 90's. LMAO.

She said Martha was very nice. She blushed and got very girly. But no success..

Mothra Stewart.

^^ Any time I speak of her, I pronounce her name “Mothra” with a straight and innocent face and no one ever calls me out for it. Inwardly I get a little thrill at getting away with it.

I think she might actually find it funny, and if I ever wind up running into her (a lifetime of summers in EH and I never have!) I’m going to do it to her face.

So that advert is about his cock cumming in her?

I’m sure Snoop ate some Martha pie

Martha has no time for peasants.