It seems as though La Stewart is now peddling Bic EZ Lighters. Amazing.
Thoughts on Martha? She looks damn good for 79!
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It seems as though La Stewart is now peddling Bic EZ Lighters. Amazing.
Thoughts on Martha? She looks damn good for 79!
by Anonymous | reply 69 | May 13, 2021 1:48 AM |
I'm scandalized.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 7, 2021 7:08 PM |
She really should go public with her relationship with Snoop, they've been a couple on and off for the past decade. At this point I wonder if she really thinks it would hurt her brand?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 7, 2021 7:18 PM |
They make a great team and though they both look fabulous, they have a cozy grandparent aura now.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 7, 2021 7:21 PM |
I celebrate, respect and admire Martha and Snoop. They are both creative and brilliant. Great team.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 7, 2021 7:38 PM |
I didn't know that Martha likes the BBC.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 7, 2021 7:49 PM |
OP- She's looks good. Martha Stewart is 79 years old and Michelle Philips is 75 years old and LOOKS like a frail old woman. Perhaps it's from all the DRUGS and BOOZE she ingested in the 1960's and 1970's. At least MP had a LOT of quality rock n roll COCK too, in the 60's and 70's.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 7, 2021 7:52 PM |
Martha is a well known racist. I can just imagine what she says about Snoop to her hoity toity friends when he's not around.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 7, 2021 7:53 PM |
r7, that's a horrible thing to say, and I seriously doubt it's true.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 7, 2021 7:56 PM |
OMG, Martha is so posed and airbrushed, you can't really say how she looks. On the Celebrity Roast of Bruce Willis, she looked held together with putty, like Reagan. She's talented and lucky, but I just can't admire her. I prefer people who age with character, like Bette Davis.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 7, 2021 7:56 PM |
R8, you obviously never read the articles about her trouble with her neighbor on Turkey Hill Rd. several years ago. The neighbors were having work done and many of the workers were Latinos. On one particular day a truck driving by a Mexican worker had to turn around and he pulled into Martha's drive and the backed out to turn around. She came running out like a lunatic screaming every racist thing she could come up with at him. She was heard to tell him "I'm sick of you wetback fuckers coming into my driveway", among a whole litany of other hateful things. The neighbor told the interviewer she was a horrible person.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 7, 2021 8:03 PM |
[quote]I didn't know that Martha likes the BBC.
She only listens for the cricket scores.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 7, 2021 8:10 PM |
I love watching her old show filmed on Turkey Hill Road. Her gardens were so beautiful. Anyone ever been there?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 7, 2021 8:40 PM |
R10. You're nuts. Martha is no racist Pollack.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 7, 2021 10:07 PM |
She flaunts her Polish roots. Kielbasa on Easter—blech.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 7, 2021 10:11 PM |
R10 I can't believe that Martha would get drunk and scream racist insults. I mean, come on. She's no Ina Garten.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 8, 2021 1:21 AM |
She does fart, however.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 9, 2021 2:39 AM |
Martha is a lesbian. Duh. But she has good chemistry with Snoop.
I’m pretty sure she likes some black people. There are “good ones”, you know.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 9, 2021 2:55 AM |
Martha's farts smell like roses.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 9, 2021 3:49 AM |
I hate how the obtuse are abusing Martha.
I learned a little bit of grace and a little bit of charm from Martha.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 9, 2021 3:52 AM |
Now they are putting her on display like a breeding hog.
I do not approve.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 9, 2021 3:53 AM |
I've noticed those Bic EZ lighters in stores and it's obvious what they're intended for.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 9, 2021 4:14 AM |
[quote] She came running out like a lunatic screaming every racist thing she could come up with at him. She was heard to tell him "I'm sick of you wetback fuckers coming into my driveway", among a whole litany of other hateful things.
For all of Martha's pretensions and her carefully crafted public image, she's a tough, foul-mouthed Polack from Jersey.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 9, 2021 4:16 AM |
Yes, I think from Nutley, New Jersey? North Jersey, I assume. I believe I read years ago it was/is working class. Maybe it's working-class Hispanic, Chinese or whoever nowadays? If racist toward(s?) Hispanics, she'd be irate, perhaps, that her hometown is now "brown"?
Too lazy to look up her original last name.
Oh, I subscribed to her magazine this morning! I think it's just 10 issues, not 12 anymore, each year?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 9, 2021 5:23 AM |
I don't like what they are doing to martha
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 9, 2021 6:33 AM |
She is a woman of grace and kindness.
And, they are trying to turn her into a fool.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 9, 2021 6:34 AM |
I don't blame snoop. I blamew Martha's children
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 9, 2021 6:36 AM |
Martha only has one child, her daughter Alexis. And she keeps her at arm's length.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 9, 2021 6:37 AM |
They’re weed buddies and weed buddies learn from one another. Add sea shells, hot glue, and a hazy picture of unfortunate-looking relatives and you get magic.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 9, 2021 6:46 AM |
I've been within a few feet of Martha over the past ten years - always work related - including in the last 6 months. Does she look as good off camera or touched up? No. But she looks Damn Good. I would say she looks better than her daughter. She's in great shape and her skin is creamy and flawless. She is for sure a type a perfectionist but she is not mean and she puts in the work. I've seen her scrub dishes and pans many times. I would say she doesn't suffer lazy people or fools and if you are a fool you will think she's mean and treats you badly but most fools lack self awareness.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 9, 2021 6:53 AM |
I love their relationship, whatever it is.
It's very charming and wittily portrayed.
Martha is not a racist. She's had a long appreciation for hip-hop culture; Page Six and W and the like photographed her going to Puff Daddy parties in the '90s, well before it was au courant for old white ladies.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 9, 2021 6:58 AM |
She's the ex-con, right?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 9, 2021 7:00 AM |
Doing that stint in the state penitentiary only made me love Martha more.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 9, 2021 3:35 PM |
Martha shouldn'tve puffed her lips up.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 9, 2021 3:48 PM |
[quote] shouldn'tve
???
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 9, 2021 4:10 PM |
She was done wrong. I would have hung that jury.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 9, 2021 4:22 PM |
That TV movie were Cybill Shepherd played Martha was actually pretty good. Does anyone know if it's available to stream?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 9, 2021 4:44 PM |
Martha’s daughter had a show with a chubby funny girl. Does anyone remember it?
Her maiden name was Kostyra.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 9, 2021 4:48 PM |
The movie can be watched on YouTube.
The TV show was called "Whatever, Martha."
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 9, 2021 5:04 PM |
[quote] Martha’s daughter had a show with a chubby funny girl.
Martha would rather die than be fat!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 11, 2021 4:12 PM |
Martha conceals it well with her Eileen Fisher outfits, but she’s gotten a little broad in the beam. She’s 80, though. That’s to be expected.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 11, 2021 4:24 PM |
Martha still has a sturdy pair of birthing hips.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 11, 2021 4:26 PM |
Damn but I love Martha Stewart.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 11, 2021 4:32 PM |
I'll be Martha could birth triplets, and be back in the kitchen before the end of the day to finish an array of fruit pies for the charity auction.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 11, 2021 5:13 PM |
She's hot. T and A.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 11, 2021 6:29 PM |
Her and Patricia Hearst, [R35].
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 11, 2021 7:57 PM |
Martha could plant an entire vegetable garden in the morning, then throw a spectacular baby shower for a girl friend in the afternoon, and then move on that evening to host an intimate cocktail party where she made all the hors d'oeures from scratch, and not even break a sweat.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 12, 2021 2:02 PM |
R46 Oh, dear you illiterate fat whore.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 12, 2021 2:32 PM |
Martha was a hot piece in her youth.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 12, 2021 2:46 PM |
The Martha Stewart Head Shop Collection.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 12, 2021 2:48 PM |
She's genetically gifted. She'll live to 100.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 12, 2021 3:15 PM |
[quote] throw a spectacular baby shower for a girl friend
Really? Do you know MS at all?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 12, 2021 6:43 PM |
I'm a guy and I think she's probably the hottest old lady around.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 12, 2021 6:47 PM |
^^ I should say gay guy.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 12, 2021 6:48 PM |
She looks amazing for someone who will be 80 very soon. Wow.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 12, 2021 7:03 PM |
[quote] Really? Do you know MS at all?
I know her well enough to know she hates people who caller "MS" and typically sends hit squads after them.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 12, 2021 9:44 PM |
FAIL
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 12, 2021 11:04 PM |
Martha Stewart rebranded herself wonderfully. She's also well kept and healthy. Where's her daughter? Does she work or just live off Martha because it seems like the poor spindly thing did so drop off the face of the Earth.
Snoop has luscious hair. I wonder if he has a tendency of any sort? I could almost picture Snoop in a Sylvester James inspired cafghan with his hair unlaid and yet still luscious shooing the pool boy out the guesthouse after a quick nooner.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 12, 2021 11:21 PM |
Snoop is openly bi.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 12, 2021 11:23 PM |
^^ no he's not.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | May 12, 2021 11:44 PM |
She looks surgeried to the hilt.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 12, 2021 11:55 PM |
R29 Creamy and flawless? Sounds like the perfect load, not skin.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 12, 2021 11:59 PM |
Good Polish peasant stock.
My glamour lesbian sister who is a great deal of fun hit on Martha when she ran into her in an art store in NYC a few years ago. Martha was alone. My sister was alone. She approached Martha and told her she's wanted to slow dance with her since the 90's. LMAO.
She said Martha was very nice. She blushed and got very girly. But no success..
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 13, 2021 12:54 AM |
Mothra Stewart.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | May 13, 2021 1:33 AM |
^^ Any time I speak of her, I pronounce her name “Mothra” with a straight and innocent face and no one ever calls me out for it. Inwardly I get a little thrill at getting away with it.
I think she might actually find it funny, and if I ever wind up running into her (a lifetime of summers in EH and I never have!) I’m going to do it to her face.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 13, 2021 1:35 AM |
So that advert is about his cock cumming in her?
by Anonymous | reply 67 | May 13, 2021 1:36 AM |
I’m sure Snoop ate some Martha pie
by Anonymous | reply 68 | May 13, 2021 1:43 AM |
Martha has no time for peasants.
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