Timothée Chalamet might show his huge dick in The French Dispatch

Grow up.

What does it matter? The alleged huge dick is attached to Chalamet.

OP sounds like vagrant old trash who messages strangers on FB to tell them what he likes sexually even though you didn't ask. I love those guys because I screenshot it and post it for everyone to read. .

[quote]He’s alleged to be hung like a horse.

Receipts please.

Timothee Chalamet is a closeted feminine LadyBoy.....Nothing hung or hot about him. He even had to wear a padded shirt to fill out his costume in Dune (which has been widely reported). No thank you.

"He's alleged..." No, he's not at all.

[quote] He’s alleged to be hung like a horse.

No he’s not. He’s said to be a walking STD.

R5 go back to tumblr hag with your homophobic BS. Lots of Ladyboys have big cocks.

[quote]Timothée Chalamet might show his huge dick

Maybe he could spare a bit of it to have a chin made.

R9 lmao at your jealousy

You can tell that a lot of sexless hags post here thinking a thin guy can’t have a massive cock. It’s usually the skinny guys.

All it will take is a few months of diet and workout with a trainer and he will turn into a TWUNK.

Hold my can, little boy.

Eew, I’m scared of his unkempt bush already.

Ansel Elgort knows how huge it is.

There's a GAY Brazilian porno site called Irmaosdotados. One of their porn videos features a Timotee Chalamet look a like who FUCKS a bottom silly.

Big dicks on skinny guys do nothing for me.

Using experience as my guide, Timothée Chalamet is both skinny and ugly, which means his cock is huge, because God is a cruel and merciless God with a wicked sense of humor.

Clueless retard R10 thinks scorn is jealousy.

Stupid, stupid R10.

BTW, Stupid/retard OP/R10/ a, this won't change his Z-list "celebrity" status.

His new movie on Amazon is excellent. Woody at his best.

R18- Let's not forget. We got a good look at his SCRAWNY ass in Call Me By Your Name.

r15 As does Lucas Hedges.

My Little Pony

Sorry, but nobody is going to get their dick out in a Wes Anderson movie.

He's not. It's probably just big for his size. We already saw his average penis for a man of average height.

[quote] One of their porn videos features a Timotee Chalamet look a like who FUCKS a bottom silly.

With his chin?

Never liked dicks on women.

Apparently the film has already received an R rating for "graphic nudity, some sexual references and language," which, combined with a quick shot of Timothee taking a bath in the trailer, has people's hopes up. I'm betting it's a bush-out Lea Seydoux though. Anderson previously had Natalie Portman get naked in a (lousy) short. I really can't picture dong in one of his films.

I guess “graphic nudity” means genitals.

R26 you have not seen it. Stop lying.

Only an American could type OP's headline. The infantile obsession with cock is beyond belief. A friend stayed at gay hotel in Florida and said he had trouble sunbathing because the American guests would gather round staring at his uncut cock like fucking hyeanas. The European guests were totally cool.

Gay men can't post about cock on Datalounge now? Well, I never!

He's so ugly, who would care

Timothee in a Wes Anderson film. Sounds great, dong or not.

There are no dicks, huge or otherwise, in Wes Anderson's twee and precious world.

Or directorial talent for that matter, R36.

[quote] American guests would gather round staring at his uncut cock like fucking hyeanas. The European guests were totally cool.

The Europeans were staring at bars of soap like hyeanas. And a breakfast that actually took a stovetop to make.

I’m not sure why this isn’t more commonly known. But just about every thin dude I’ve had the pleasure to see naked is hung big and thick, which also appears ridiculously larger compared to their skinny frame. It’s like the size of their wrist.

This is the one time the correlation between hands, feet and dick size come in. It’s usually the thin dudes with big feet that have the huge schlongs. It’s like at some point their body stopped growing and decided to just focus on the cock.

R29 He’s does do a sex scene though so it’s possible we get a glimpse. That and the graphic nudity warning. I don’t think he’s shy about it, particularly if he’s well endowed and he was ready to whip it out for Call me By Your Name.

Whip it out, Timmy, whip it out!

His love scene is with Frances McDormand.

I love her.

But tbh, that's a boner killer vision.

Is this why he rejected Armie's private overtures?

OP DM me.