Face it: Keanu Reeves looks like an old man hobo

gurl isn't he 60?

I cant wait to see how shit the Matrix 4 is going to be, hopefully it will put an end to the weird obsession the internet has with Keanu, the guy has never been able to act.

He's starting to morph into Ted Cruz. So sad.

He looks like he's doing a reboot for "The Beachcombers".

Good lord, what the hell happened

For hair color he uses Rit’s "Back to Black" Dye Kit.

Lest we forget.

That's an old photo from the "fat Keanu" days. He's lost all that weight and looks good again.

Although Asians can fatten up fast.

Is he Asian?

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Oh, just stop it; he looks perfectly fine.

Looks better than you op. Too bad you have no looks to lose.

Thank you for that timely reminder, r7. We needed it.

Keanu is... Keanu. He will always be "Point Break" beautiful in our hearts. It doesn't matter what he actually looks like now, we're not fucking him.

It's a bad angle in the first few photos. In the last one you see he's not fat. But yeah, he's aging. I'm mixed race, similar to Keanu, and older than him but keep my weight down. But he's starting to remind me of great uncles in their later years with that stupid beard.

^ my great-uncles in their haggard elder years.

I meant to write.

What lovely words, r13. May you grace every thread with your wisdom! And may r12 be suffocated in the folds of fat in Leo DiCrapio's gut.

I'm just going to say that that's a bad picture of him. Most pictures of me would be bad too, but if dolled up maybe I could be okay. I don't know how I let myself get so fat. I actually don't want to see my old friends if I'm ever able to again.

R16 You are Leo's fat gut.

How dare you say bad thing about Keanu. This man is basically Jesus.

[quote] [R16] You are Leo's fat gut.

No u

At least nobody’s saying he gained weight for a roll.

Would you rather he look like this creepy cult jackass?

R20, he gained weight from eating too many rolls.

R21, Tom is tiptoeing into Marcus Bachman territory there.

[quote]He is no longer hot.

And you are?

Keanu is a good-looking man with awesome genes who will make himself look ugly any chance he gets. I guess that ruins the gay rumors. He probably was only gay-for-pay in his twink days.

Tiny dick. The fraus can have him.

He is dressed like a hobo in OP's shot, which is one of the worst pics of him I've seen

He is actually still very nice looking for his age when he doesnt have that beard. This pic is October 2020, most recent pic I could find of him without a beard, nice lithe slim body for his age too

He's 56 and he still looks better than most men his age.

One thing I've noticed is he has this kind of androgynous beauty when matched with female costars he always looks the more feminine one. Whether with Sandra Bullock, Charlize Theron, Winona Ryder or Carrie Anne Moss. They all look butch next to pretty Keanu.