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Dating back to 10,000 BC, it's considered one of the cradles of civilization with experts attributing the invention of the wheel, agriculture, mathematics, and astronomy to the people that lived there.
Surely, these were exciting times and you all have stories. How were the men?
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 25, 2021 4:14 PM |
Meet me behind the third pyramid, I will tell you then.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 24, 2021 6:40 PM |
It's farmwives not housewives!
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 24, 2021 6:42 PM |
The Land of the Nile it isn't.
What a shithole of bad facial hair and lumpy smoky gods.
LOVE the goddesses, though. We've invited some in with better costumes and headdresses!
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 24, 2021 6:48 PM |
We did this already. Come up with something fresh OP or sit down.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 24, 2021 6:50 PM |
The Akkadians had their own rhythms which weren't circadian.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 24, 2021 6:51 PM |
Mesopotamia had excellent art and architecture.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 24, 2021 6:58 PM |
it was like a hot tub that hadn't been cleaned in six years, used the night before by 8 greased pigs walking around with cum still up their arse. those seeds were planted everywhere, near and far. when not wrestling the one eyed ferret trout they worked on the superior tech as feminists lit candles and offers prayers to a divine all powerful feminine praying for the castration of all males
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 24, 2021 7:01 PM |
It was fine if you enjoyed ziggurats.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 24, 2021 7:02 PM |
You better pray the locus plague doesn't wipe out this year's chickpea crop again.
Husbears everywhere will starve.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 24, 2021 7:02 PM |
It's not that fucking easy to walk like an Egyptian.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 24, 2021 7:08 PM |
I like this one --> R11
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 24, 2021 7:13 PM |
R11, it was a lot easier to walk like a Sumerian.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 24, 2021 7:18 PM |
Su mer of this thread please.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 25, 2021 4:11 PM |
The orgies before the temple of Baal were sublime. Of course, towards the end of the era, they started letting just anybody in, and it all went to shit.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 25, 2021 4:14 PM |
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