Aaron Taylor-Johnson‘s Meaty Dong & Tight Hole

I wonder if wifey makes him give up that ass.

He's very hot, but all I can think of is he sticks his dick in that wizened old hag's dusty musty old hole. It's a real boner killer.

It would be like finding out Chris Evans is fucking Maggie Smith. You could never look at him the same way again.

In terms of looks, there is no hotter man in Hollywood today. He's got a gorgeous face with beautiful thick lips and dreamy eyes; he's got a phenomenal muscular body; he's got a perfectly sculpted ass; and a huge pendulous dong. And to top it off, we even saw his asshole in SAVAGES and THAT looks gorgeous too!

But he does seem weird. Marrying a much older woman when he was so young, and then immediately creating a large family with her suggests he did not like his own family and must have huge mommy issues.

Avg.

I hear he's splitting up with his wife.

Isnt he getting a divorce?

Being part-hard tends to add to the sense of meatiness.

I volunteer to be his personal fluffer. I’ll even do it for free.

Very hot indeed.

Mmmmmm

Has he happened? Or is he merely a working actor?

He happened in my mouth.

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His big moment was when he won the Golden Globe Award 4 years ago. That's when the general public became aware of him (and his hotness!) and he was the new "It" boy. Unfortunately, he didn't capitalize on it and went the arty route instead. The momentum is gone.

[quote] he didn't capitalize on it and went the arty route instead

I think it's "artsy," not "arty."

Michael Fassbender made a whole career out of having a big dick, why can't ATJ?

A poor man's Hugh Jackman in every aspect of his life.

He looks good in clothes too, so you can bring him home to mom.

He does indeed looks good there, R18, but bringing him home to mom with that obvious bulge in his trousers?

[quote] He does indeed looks good there, [R18], but bringing him home to mom with that obvious bulge in his trousers?

My eyes went straight to his package, knowing what's under there.

It makes him like 10x hotter than normal.

Who’s hotter, Fassy, Alexander Skarsgard or this Aaron Taylor Johnson?

ATJ is much hotter. Skarsgard has a very sexy vibe about him, but he's no ATJ. The only reason I would have sex with Fassbender is because I'm a size queen, not because I find him particularly hot.

At least he has shitted himself up with ink.

I don't think his momentum is gone. He gets hotter as he ages and he's a strong actor.

R15 I wasn't aware there were rules about "arty" vs "artsy".

I dont like that he's with the old lady. It takes away all the hotness for me.

He must need tons of lube to fuck that dry old pussy with his huge hog.

ATJ >>> Fassbinder> Skarsgard.

WEHT to Fassbender? He's been off the radar for awhile. Did he finally crawl into the bottom of a bottle and stay there?

He's completely average. And I agree with the comments saying that the ancient wife is a turn-off.

The weirdest thing to me is that the wife isn't even attractive. It would've been understandable if he married a Sophia Vergara MILF type, but instead she's a dried-up, horse-faced hag who most likely needs to use artificial lube everytime they fuck.

Exactly, R30!

Yes...AT-J is TOTALLY and BLANDLY AVERAGE!!!

There are BILLIONS of men just like him on every street corner!

OP is the over and over lame “instructive” troll. Every dopey post ends with, “well?” “thoughts?” or “discuss.” Umm, “well,” you tragic fuck, I “think” we should “discuss” how you fuck off.

The fact that he fucked and married that ancient crone does make him less attractive. He clearly has low standards or is crazy. Has anyone on here seen him in real life? I bet he’s even more gorgeous in person.

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Physique is goals

So ironic that elderly old dried out gay men are snarling about what a waste it is for AT-J to be married to an elderly old dried out woman when they want to get their elderly old dried out claws into him.

Say it for the people in the back!!!

r37 r38 gurl bye, I am not elderly!

Im an eldergay and he could fuck me anytime - old crone or not.

He could make some serious cash by accommodating elderly old dried out gay men.

R41 Yes. Elderly old gay men are well known for shelling out thousands of dollars for a good fucking.

I still think he would have/could still make an amazing Batman/Bruce Wayne… meow!

Maybe he could be the new James Bond.

10 Actors Who Could Be The Next James Bond

2. Aaron Taylor-Johnson

R45 ummm no

R46 Batman, I say and will continue to say.

Aaron Taylor-Johnson is too common to play James Bond. He's a bloke. James Bond is not a bloke.

R48 Please, honey. He looks a billion bucks, especially shaved and dressed up.

r49 bless your heart for thinking "common" only refers to how one looks.

I want him in me, QUITE DEEPLY.

R50 Why else would you imply he’s too common to play Bond; a lack of intelligence?

If that was what you meant, bless your heart for thinking it takes much intelligence to play Bond.

[quote]Why else would you imply he’s too common to play Bond; a lack of intelligence?

You really have no idea what "common" means.

He's gorgeous, but I hate hearing about him and his homely and elderly wife fucking each other--they love to talk about this to the press. I will be glad if they divorce, or at least learn to shut up about their sex life.

He also needs to become a better actor. He is stunning and has great screen presence, but he's yet to really stretch himself as a performer.

He's tomorrow's Tom Hardy.

You describe him as being "in Hollywood" whereas I see him as being 'anti-Hollywood'.

R53 “Common” means quite a few things, dear.

In the sense that "common" is used here, it means only one thing. Taylor-Johnson is too common for Bond, in the same way Hardy would be.

Sean Connery was from a very poor background.

If he could pull off posh, Aaron Taylor-Johnson could too--that's why it's called "acting."

Where are those pictures from? Is he bi? Why is that dude with him almost at his feet begging for him?

[quote]Aaron Taylor-Johnson is too common to play James Bond. He's a bloke. James Bond is not a bloke.

Not that I think ATJ would make for a good Bond, but who is more of a bloke than Daniel Craig? Before Bond one would think he was a bricklayer.

ATJ doesn’t look common. As I opined above, he looks like a billion bucks.

It's not about looks.

Why are you so convinced that only men from fancy backgrounds can play Bond?

Sean Connery grew up very poor in Ediburgh. George Lazenby's father was a railroad worker. Roger Moore's father was a policeman. Pierce Brosnan's father abandoned him and he had to grow up with his grandparents in Ireland, supported by his mother working in England as a nurse. Daniel Craig is from a middle-class background, but even that is not anywhere near Bond's class level.

The only Bond who was from a well-to-do background was Timothy Dalton (whose father was an advertising executive), so it sounds like class background has nothing to do with whether or not you can play Bond..

I suspect you're just a snob, and that's all there is to this line of argument..

Aaron Taylor-Johnson can't play posh. His common roots can't be erased. Tom Hardy is the same way.

People overlook the fact that they hooked up with each other WHEN HE WAS STILL A MINOR.

[quote]People overlook the fact that they hooked up with each other WHEN HE WAS STILL A MINOR.

Despite what people online say, Aaron and Sam say otherwise. People also have concocted this idea that they met when he was 16 - that's also untrue.

Even 16 is legal age, isn't it?

R66, some people say that they met during the audition for "Nowhere Boy", that was filmed in 2009.

Other people say that Sam was a family friend and she met Aaron when he was a child actor....

The way some of you are going on about his older wife, you'd think she was 80 and he's 20!! But when some decrepit rich old geezer beds a bunch of hot young 20+ year olds, such as Hugh Hefner, it's all good, right?

No, I'm not a frau. Some of you seem not to comprehend the double standard is still alive and well. For example, Demi Moore was still very hot when she was married to Ashton Kutcher, but many acted like she was some wrinkly old bag, and she sure wasn't.

[quote]some people say that they met during the audition for "Nowhere Boy", that was filmed in 2009. Other people say that Sam was a family friend and she met Aaron when he was a child actor....

Aaron and Sam say they met in 2008. He was 18. Even if they previously knew each other, I don't see how it's a problem. People equate things they view as being inappropriate as meaning it is, in actuality, inappropriate. She's not related to him.

R70 remember when the movie UNFAITHFUL came out in the early 2000s and everyone was acting like Diane Lane (who was 36 when it was made and still looked rather youthful) was an 'old lady' compared to her 'boytoy' Olivier Martinez (even though he's only a year younger than her)? Oh, and Richard Gere (who is 16 years older) was supposed to be her contemporary husband . 🙄

Does he have a scat fetish? Why the several pictures of him on a toilet?

R72 That was insane.

[quote]Does he have a scat fetish? Why the several pictures of him on a toilet?

Creepy pretentious fashion designer turned director Tom Ford put Aaron on an outside toilet in his film 'Nocturnal Animals'.

Aaron was supposedly taking a dump outside, he played some low-life hillbilly. Did you see the film?

He’s a really attractive guy and a good actor.

I didn’t know his cock was that big. Looks cut too oddly.

It didn’t give him much confidence with the press. His interviews are some of the most awkward I’ve ever seen from someone nearing the A list.

Pretty obvious he needs a “mom” to take care of him. She even woke him up with tea to tell him he hadn’t been nominated for an Oscar after that Golden Globe win.

Good-looking, talent but aggressively boring.

[quote] Aaron was supposedly taking a dump outside

Was it explicit? Did you see feces?

Did you see him using his hands?

[quote]I didn’t know his cock was that big. Looks cut too oddly.

Aaron is Jewish, that explains his cut cock.

[quote]Was it explicit? Did you see feces? Did you see him using his hands?

It's called acting. No, don't be ridiculous, he didn't take a real dump. IIRC, he was shown wiping his ass.

What a stupid film. That scene was unnecessary. Tom Ford must have a scat fetish.

[quote] he was shown wiping his ass

Did you see the paper?

[quote]Did you see the paper?

Yes, the TP had pictures of your face on it. Imbecile.

I want to bounce giddily on his cock.

OP, how tight is his Tight Hole?

ATJ and Tom Hardy need to play con roomies hatefucking each other in prison.

[quote]Is there a hotter man in Hollywood today?

You'd have to go to England and import someone...AS USUAL.

He is as hot as chips, but as an actor he does not have the star quality needed to open A list movies.

He's a terrible actor, he was so bad as that quicksilver from avengers he had to be killed off. All looks, no telnts. Basically the male magan fox.

R87 Bitter Spelling Bee loser.

Tom Ford has the scat fetish

He was really good in Godzilla though.

And who would have thought the awkward skinny nerd from KickAss would turn into this HUNG HUNK.

R90 Hopefully his personal trainer didn't just work with him in the gym.

I think he's a good actor. I became a fan of his after watching "The Greatest."

I really want to play with a naked version of him from Godzilla. Because damn he was hot in that movie.

R88 looney, loser, twitter fag that thinks Aaron will let him suck him.

He's definitely got a beautiful face - when he's all cleaned up. He tends to look pretty scruffy most of the time and that doesn't do anything for him.

Nice body, nice dong (though could just be a show-er, no indication of his erect size) and I've enjoyed his performances in everything I've seen him in.

“Meaty dong and tight hole”.... must you be so lewd, OP?!

prostetic...or dildo to be honest.

R97 Sometimes, it's rather obvious.

.....

R99 More fun to just guess that she had gay blackmail material on him than to watch the video.

Wow, r99, eye-opening. She really comes across as a creep. But Aaron seems to be oblivious.

[quote]He's definitely got a beautiful face - when he's all cleaned up

Yep.

R101 Perhaps she has a sexy nephew who keeps him distracted.

He has sunken cheekbones.

^ Sunken. Like Terence Stamp's.

His wife is fucking ugly!!!! Why do hot straight men settle with women who are fucking ugly inside and out?!

Seethe, Sam Taylor-Johnson haters, seethe!

Further proof R107 that straight men will fuck any woman and be in a relationship with any woman for the fact they have a vagina. They've got no other standards, because all they need and want is a walking vagina no matter how fucking ugly the woman is.

For some reason I get a vibe from him that’s he’s had said with a dude once or twice.

R108 Bitter table for one. Haha

So she is the one that got the new tattoo. He’s had his for quite a while.

He already had her name; just added the sparrow and her tat is new.

R112 He’s gradually preparing to cover her name, perhaps with a branch.

Look how tiny her tattoo is compared to his.

R112, that’s a hummingbird.