Meet Princess Fatemeh Khanum “Esmat al-Dowleh,” who was the Princess of Persia.
She was the daughter of King Nasir al-Din Shah Qajaor, who ruled Persia from 1848 to 1896, and one of his wives Taj al-Dowleh. It is clamed that "she was considered the ultimate symbol of beauty in Persia during the early 1900s. So much so, in fact, that a total of 13 young men killed themselves because she rejected their love".
Go ahead...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 198 | April 18, 2021 10:44 AM
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This is from the onion right?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 16, 2021 4:14 AM
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So... most of the ladies on here believe that they are the most beautiful men in the world and that everyone wants to fall down and worship their caftan.
She is the patron saint of datalounge
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 16, 2021 4:19 AM
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Is she were alive today, she’d be married to a Jonas Brother.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 16, 2021 4:19 AM
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The Tiffany of her generation.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 16, 2021 4:22 AM
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A mustache on a woman was a symbol of beauty in her time.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 16, 2021 4:23 AM
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The power of PR to brainwash the masses.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 16, 2021 4:23 AM
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Gilbert Godfried could play her in a biopic.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 16, 2021 4:24 AM
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[quote] Is she were alive today, she’d be married to a Jonas Brother.
Is she were alive today, she’d be a Jonas Brother.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 16, 2021 4:28 AM
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Does she have an OnlyFans yet?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 16, 2021 4:30 AM
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She looks like Kandy Muse from Drag Race.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 16, 2021 4:30 AM
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I wonder if she went to a gay orgy and got rejected.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 16, 2021 4:30 AM
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This is the outfit Meghan wanted to wear for the funeral.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 16, 2021 4:31 AM
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[quote] Does she have an OnlyFans yet?
Does she have “an” OnlyFans yet?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 16, 2021 4:33 AM
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So they were as inbred as the European royal families?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 16, 2021 4:33 AM
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The 'debunking' article on this 'junk history meme' presented here only says that the timings claimed are wrong - everything else is correct.
"The primary figure in this history is Princess Fatemeh Khanum “‘Esmat al-Dowleh”[1] (1855/6–1905), a daughter of Nasir al-Din Shah Qajar (1831–1896), King of Persia from 1848–1896, and one of his wives, Taj al-Dowleh. The photograph circulating is indeed ‘Esmat, not an actor, and was taken by her husband circa the mid- to late-19th century. This information alone, readily available online and in print, contradicts the claim that ‘Esmat was “the ultimate symbol of beauty… in the early 1900s.” Since the photo of ‘Esmat was taken years before then, and she died in 1905, it’s a stretch to make her an icon of a period she barely graced.
The only part of the meme that has a grain of truth to it is that there was indeed a period in Persian history when ‘Esmat’s appearance — namely, her “mustache” — was considered beautiful. According to Harvard University professor Dr. Afsaneh Najmabadi, “Many Persian-language sources, as well as photographs, from the nineteenth century confirm that Qajar women sported a thin mustache, or more accurately a soft down, as a sign of beauty.”[2] But, as Dr. Najmabadi clearly points out, this concept of beauty was at its height in the 19th century. In other words, the 1800s, not the 1900s, as the meme claims."
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 16, 2021 4:35 AM
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Why the James Franco porn mustache
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 20 | April 16, 2021 4:36 AM
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Why the hell is she dressed like that? In fucking loafers and knee socks? That is not flattering on a big gal. I know some Arab chicks today who look like that.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 16, 2021 4:38 AM
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Maybe she was an early hipster.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 16, 2021 4:40 AM
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Her legs were hairy too so looks like she was a very au natural gal
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 16, 2021 4:42 AM
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[quote] I know some Arab chicks today who look like that.
But she was Persian not Arab!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 16, 2021 4:44 AM
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No wonder Persia no longer exists.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 16, 2021 4:46 AM
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Like a candle in the wind.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 16, 2021 4:48 AM
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Maybe Persian men liked non-binaries before it was chic
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 16, 2021 4:48 AM
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R26 was she the Iranian Rose?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 16, 2021 4:51 AM
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Tell me what you don’t like about yourself Princess Fatemeh?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 16, 2021 4:58 AM
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Anyone who looks like that and has an average or attractive partner must have a solid heart of gold and be a complete freak between the sheets.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 16, 2021 4:58 AM
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I think she's tremendous.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 16, 2021 4:59 AM
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She kind of reminds me of a Weeble Wobble
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 16, 2021 5:03 AM
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Her pubic hair contained at least 70% fecal matter, rest assured.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 16, 2021 5:04 AM
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It looks like an ANVIL fell on her head.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 16, 2021 5:08 AM
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I think G. would be wonderful in a film of her life - I can smell an Oscar for her. All the make-up in the world could not transform me into Princess Fatemeh.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 16, 2021 5:08 AM
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She’d have to have her clam steamed and pressed multiple times
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 16, 2021 5:09 AM
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R17, I don’t get it. What is this “an” joke?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 16, 2021 5:12 AM
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How could she be both his daughter and his wife?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 16, 2021 5:13 AM
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I would say she has a pretty face, but, well . . .
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 16, 2021 5:33 AM
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Persians didn't have convents or nunneries to ban their embarrassing, unattractive female offspring like this one?
Convents were like butch prisons for life. Ireland kept digging up young female skeletons with partially healed broken bones in so called Magdalene cemeteries. The sisters/nuns murdered them before their bones could heal.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 16, 2021 5:34 AM
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[r46] crazy. Why did they do that?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 16, 2021 5:51 AM
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We found her at last! She's a long lost Khanum Kardashian, whose brand new reality show "Keeping Up With Khanum" starts next month on TV Land!
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 16, 2021 6:02 AM
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Know what really drove the men wild? Her pussy smelled like goat
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 16, 2021 6:09 AM
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Is that Danny Devito in drag?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 16, 2021 6:14 AM
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One man's Mede is another man's Persian.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 16, 2021 6:34 AM
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First Lindsay Lohan and now Princess Esmat!
Justine Bateman's next book is half way finished!
by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 16, 2021 7:11 AM
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r52 and their eyebrows! On point!
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 16, 2021 7:12 AM
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"I Said, 'Don't Call Me Brave First' before that Hollywood Whore stole my book title!"
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 16, 2021 7:47 AM
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Isn’t this what Khloe Kardashian and Kylie Jenner looked like before plastic surgery?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 16, 2021 8:12 AM
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[quote] Maybe Persian men liked non-binaries before it was chic
She'd be a trans today
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 16, 2021 8:48 AM
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Fuck you, Melissa McCarthy! And you can go fuck off, Gabourey Sidibe! The biopic is MINE!
And Kathy Bates, I WILL cut a bitch. My snack purse has a large knife for just that purpose.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 16, 2021 8:51 AM
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Oh my god, Danny Devito! I love your work!
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 16, 2021 8:59 AM
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Wait, that's a woman????
"She" looks like Reza Farahan from Shahs of Sunset, in a burqa and knee high socks.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 60 | April 16, 2021 9:19 AM
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You just know that "Princess" FAT-ME has a wildly hairy snatch.
I doubt it smells very nice, either.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 16, 2021 9:20 AM
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Her milkshake brought all the boys to the yard.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 16, 2021 9:23 AM
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I can't stop giggling at her photo!
Besides being BUTT UGLY, I also can't get past that outfit.
It's like, "Lets take this really ugly woman, and put her in a REALLY ugly and silly looking outfit. Yeah, that's the ticket!"
Omg....
by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 16, 2021 9:29 AM
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If someone as ugly as that turned me down, I'd probably kill myself out of embarrassment as well.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 16, 2021 9:29 AM
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I would not be surprised if she had a hairy stomach, back, and chest, as well.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 16, 2021 9:31 AM
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I’m sure she was hirsute, but Persians have historically been adept for centuries at hair removal via threading and sugaring. What happened during this dynasty that hairy became fashionable? So odd.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 16, 2021 9:35 AM
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I remember reading that indeed the moustached women were considered hot in that era in that part of the world- Persia, Armenia, Turkey etc...
by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 16, 2021 9:37 AM
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Ladies and Gentlemen, we have found the MISSING LINK!
by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 16, 2021 9:41 AM
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They were ahead of their time on gender-queering.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 16, 2021 9:42 AM
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That's obviously a guy who doesn't even try looking feminine.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 16, 2021 9:43 AM
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OMG she really DID have a moustache!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 73 | April 16, 2021 9:46 AM
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I can't, with that photo at R73..... rofl.
Really, I just can't....
by Anonymous | reply 76 | April 16, 2021 9:55 AM
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Twitter is about convince everyone that "she" was the first trans person and fought for everyones rights. Wouldn't be surprised if they are already photoshopping her into pictures of the stonewall riots.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | April 16, 2021 9:59 AM
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OMG! Is she wearing socks with those Weejuns? what was she thinking?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 78 | April 16, 2021 10:01 AM
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Thanks for posting that article R9, it was an interesting read. Sadly the rest of this thread makes the writer's point all too well.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 16, 2021 10:10 AM
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I’d seen girls and women in healthcare settings who looked like her. Problem was, they’re genetics cases and their parents almost always closely related, cousins or uncles-nieces pairing.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | April 16, 2021 10:35 AM
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This is evidence female beauty is truly culturally defined. Mustaches, elongated necks, bound feet, wasp waists via corsets, black-dyed teeth, unibrows, genital and breast mutilation, et cetera.
It seems male beauty is mostly consistent and simple. Tall, broad shoulders and good hair.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | April 16, 2021 10:50 AM
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Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice are reuniting to write the light operetta musical.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | April 16, 2021 10:58 AM
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I see a new lewk for DL fave Alok Vaid-Menon!
by Anonymous | reply 83 | April 16, 2021 11:53 AM
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@r43, "How could she be both his daughter and his wife? "
You don't know how royalty works, do you? Let's update, Queen Elizabeth just lost her husband AND her cousin at the exact same moment
by Anonymous | reply 84 | April 16, 2021 12:26 PM
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I offer 3 camels and a bushel of dates for her hand in marriage!
by Anonymous | reply 85 | April 16, 2021 12:31 PM
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Mercedes (MJ) of Shahs of Sunset wishes she looked this good.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | April 16, 2021 12:32 PM
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Shut up she’s lovely, she a Kardashian of Persia.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | April 16, 2021 12:35 PM
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Those are child-bearing ankles.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | April 16, 2021 12:38 PM
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She’ll never make it as a Disney princess without a complete make over and a white girl singing her songs.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | April 16, 2021 12:40 PM
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If she were alive today, she'd be writing on Huffing Post: "My Genderfuck 'Stache Doesn't Make Me Less of a Woman."
by Anonymous | reply 90 | April 16, 2021 12:49 PM
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Pretty sure that’s a photo of a wombat in a dress.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | April 16, 2021 1:02 PM
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Are wombats native to Persia?
by Anonymous | reply 92 | April 16, 2021 1:18 PM
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Please, don't insult Wombats
by Anonymous | reply 93 | April 16, 2021 1:19 PM
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[quote] If she were alive today, she'd be writing on Huffing Post: "My Genderfuck 'Stache Doesn't Make Me Less of a Woman."
If she were alive today, she'd probably be an angry lesbian writer, ala Roxane Gay.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | April 16, 2021 2:25 PM
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R94 Angry QUEER writer, lesbians and gays don't exist anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | April 16, 2021 2:32 PM
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The Princess of Persia and the Queen of Farts.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | April 16, 2021 2:34 PM
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The perfect match, a century apart. That's sad.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 99 | April 16, 2021 2:36 PM
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They know the 13 suitors is a lie because she was married at 9 years old. Discuss.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | April 16, 2021 2:41 PM
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I bet she was hot when she was 9.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | April 16, 2021 2:51 PM
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Did you have to roll her in sand to find the wet spot before sex?
by Anonymous | reply 102 | April 16, 2021 3:03 PM
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I LOVED R52 ! I was terribly sad when a poster on another thread told me she had died . She was a lovely mess indeed !
by Anonymous | reply 103 | April 16, 2021 3:12 PM
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Did Persia have an Olympic team? She'd have made a helluva shot-putter.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | April 16, 2021 3:37 PM
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There was a maharajah who came all the way from India to beg one of her compression stockings. Later he strangled himself with it!
by Anonymous | reply 105 | April 16, 2021 3:41 PM
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Is this an All Stars outfit for Kandy Muse?
by Anonymous | reply 106 | April 16, 2021 3:41 PM
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She's quite an ... errrmm..... handsome woman.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | April 16, 2021 3:44 PM
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Her daring fashion choices are inspirational to me!
by Anonymous | reply 108 | April 16, 2021 3:44 PM
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Will She/He/They become a Datalounge icon?
by Anonymous | reply 109 | April 16, 2021 3:46 PM
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Best to avoid that gene pool.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | April 16, 2021 3:52 PM
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"I bet she was hot when she was 9. "
Matt Gaetz aren't you in enough trouble?
by Anonymous | reply 112 | April 16, 2021 4:00 PM
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Proof that homosexuality existed there, nobody would fuck that.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | April 16, 2021 4:08 PM
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I need her to sit on my FACE!
by Anonymous | reply 114 | April 16, 2021 4:10 PM
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No way that's female. That's an ugly man in a dress.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | April 16, 2021 4:17 PM
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R93 Fun fact about wombats - their poop is cube shaped.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | April 16, 2021 5:05 PM
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Maybe she killed them when they rejected her natural beauty
by Anonymous | reply 117 | April 16, 2021 5:22 PM
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R116 “She’s so cold I bet she has her period in cubes!”
by Anonymous | reply 118 | April 16, 2021 5:37 PM
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Is she listed on Find a Grave?
by Anonymous | reply 120 | April 16, 2021 5:47 PM
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The best source I have found, although the Australian English seems unproved.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 121 | April 16, 2021 5:58 PM
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Feeling cute - might delete later
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 122 | April 16, 2021 6:06 PM
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Do you think her grave site has been destroyed by bombing?
by Anonymous | reply 123 | April 16, 2021 6:14 PM
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Akim Tamiroff IS the Princess Fatemeh Khanum!
by Anonymous | reply 125 | April 16, 2021 6:51 PM
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Looks like John Belushi in drag..
by Anonymous | reply 126 | April 16, 2021 9:14 PM
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If you saw her wandering down the street, someone would probably put some money in a cup.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | April 16, 2021 9:29 PM
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Muslim women were not allowed to dress in skirts above the knees
by Anonymous | reply 129 | April 16, 2021 9:37 PM
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Do you think she had a Brazilian wax?
by Anonymous | reply 131 | April 16, 2021 9:45 PM
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R105, I laughed out loud!!!
by Anonymous | reply 132 | April 16, 2021 9:46 PM
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Do you think Persia mid 19th century women even knew what Brazil was?
by Anonymous | reply 133 | April 16, 2021 9:47 PM
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Lena Dunham could play her in the movie
by Anonymous | reply 134 | April 16, 2021 9:49 PM
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She probably had q delicate downy landing strip after many waxing sessions. However, it would grow back overnight.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | April 16, 2021 9:55 PM
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She was shit. I am the Princess of Franistan
by Anonymous | reply 137 | April 16, 2021 10:14 PM
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She was early frau royalty
by Anonymous | reply 138 | April 16, 2021 10:16 PM
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That Borat daughter should play her in the movie and it should be a comedy. No Rudy though.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | April 16, 2021 10:18 PM
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"Muslim women were not allowed to dress in skirts above the knees "
What knees?
by Anonymous | reply 140 | April 16, 2021 10:20 PM
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"No Rudy though. "
What?! I am Princess Rudiana of Italy
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 141 | April 16, 2021 10:23 PM
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Y'all hatin'-ass hoes will never achieve mah level of [italic]beauté[/italic]!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 142 | April 16, 2021 10:29 PM
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Damn, I wish I could drive men to suicide
by Anonymous | reply 143 | April 16, 2021 10:34 PM
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In her bravest role yet, Julia Robert’s IS Princess Fatemeh!
by Anonymous | reply 144 | April 16, 2021 10:35 PM
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@r143, "Damn, I wish I could drive men to suicide "
Don't sell yourself short, cupcake, I'm sure many men your life have given it serious consideration
by Anonymous | reply 145 | April 16, 2021 10:38 PM
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One shouldn't wear skirts with legs like that. A full burqa covering all but the eyes would suffice.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | April 16, 2021 10:46 PM
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No one wanted her Persian rug
by Anonymous | reply 147 | April 16, 2021 10:46 PM
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Why is she wearing such short skirts? Wasn't anything besides a bit of ankle showing considered scandalous?
by Anonymous | reply 148 | April 16, 2021 10:49 PM
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One of the greatest WAPs of all time, apparently
by Anonymous | reply 149 | April 16, 2021 10:49 PM
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She looks like a Babylonian Housewife.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | April 16, 2021 10:52 PM
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@r142, I double dare you to stick your head under that skirt...
... and live to talk about it
by Anonymous | reply 151 | April 16, 2021 10:54 PM
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I have a shortlist for you to practice on R143.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | April 16, 2021 10:55 PM
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They're so lucky the Vikings sold Scandinavian women to them. It boosted their DNA.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | April 16, 2021 11:04 PM
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I have been unable to stop masturbating to these pictures.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | April 16, 2021 11:20 PM
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[quote]In her bravest role yet, Julia Robert’s IS Princess Fatemeh!
Oh, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | April 16, 2021 11:21 PM
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[quote]She was shit. I am the Princess of Franistan
You're only a MAHARINCESS, bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | April 16, 2021 11:22 PM
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And yet, just a few decades later, Princess Fawzia Fuad made an appearance and later married an Egyptian king.
Iranian women clean up nicely after they adopt Western techniques and standards of beauty.
Does this woman remind you of anyone? A great beauty of the 20th century, born in India with a Persian/Afghan grandparent?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 158 | April 16, 2021 11:50 PM
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False.
No one thought she was beautiful.
No one.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | April 16, 2021 11:54 PM
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R158 That is Scarlet O'hara.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | April 16, 2021 11:55 PM
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Madonna is in talks to play her (as Madam X) as the new Evita-like Persian Princess of the People. The tour-de-force musical number is "Don't Cry for Me, Persia", but some of the lyrics are being changed. Here's a leaked working draft:
It won't be easy, you'll think I look strange When I try to explain how I feel about my mustache That I still need your love after all the hair that I've grown You won't believe I'm a woman All you will see is a ugly "girl" you once knew Although "she's" dressed up in caftans to the nines At zeros and ones with you.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | April 17, 2021 12:04 AM
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Her twat smells of gardenias.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | April 17, 2021 12:12 AM
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Did those 13 men commit suicide in advance of her charging at and attempting to eat them because they had all failed at trying to service her adequately?
by Anonymous | reply 163 | April 17, 2021 3:46 AM
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She was a tranny avant la lettre.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | April 17, 2021 3:50 AM
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For many women, the burka is a blessing.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | April 17, 2021 4:06 AM
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R158, you are wrong. Princess Fawzia Fuad was the daughter of Fuad I (first king of Egypt and Sudan, sovereign of Nubia, Kordofan and Darfur) and his second wife, Nazli Sabri. Fawzia was the first wife of the Iranian Shah Reza Pahlavi, whose father Reza Khan (later on, Reza Shah Pahlavi) deposed the Qajar dynasty in 1925.
She was not Iranian by any means, but of Albanian, Circassian and Arab descent on her father's side (her grandfather was the famous Ismail Pasha "The Magnificent") and Arab, French, Turkish and Greek descent on her mother's side.
On the other hand, the hideous Fatemeh Khanum was born in 1855 in Iran (66 years before Fawzia, and in a completely different country), as part of the notoriously inbred Qajar dynasty.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | April 17, 2021 4:18 AM
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She looks like one of my Fraternity Brothers .
by Anonymous | reply 167 | April 17, 2021 4:34 AM
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We accept her...one of us!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 168 | April 17, 2021 4:36 AM
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WTF is Circassian? Wasn't that one of the alien races on Star Trek?
by Anonymous | reply 169 | April 17, 2021 4:37 AM
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^ No, it's that country where all the guys are circumcised
by Anonymous | reply 170 | April 17, 2021 4:39 AM
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She just needs some nip and tuck.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | April 17, 2021 4:50 AM
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My dick is raw from spanking out so many loads to these pics!
by Anonymous | reply 172 | April 17, 2021 4:53 AM
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This thread is making me SO horny!!
by Anonymous | reply 174 | April 17, 2021 6:02 AM
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It's hard to stop touching yourself when you see such a hot bitch as this.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | April 17, 2021 6:06 AM
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I’m in tears from this thread. Biggest laughs I’ve had so far this month.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | April 17, 2021 6:08 AM
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The frilly pantaloons and white socks that launched a million wankfests all across Persia...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 177 | April 17, 2021 6:15 AM
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"I'm not wearing any panties"
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 178 | April 17, 2021 6:17 AM
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She originated "The Ocarina" dance.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | April 17, 2021 6:30 AM
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That’s the photo of Khloe that the Kartrashians tried to have scrubbed from the internet.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | April 17, 2021 6:32 AM
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She looks like a young Jon Lovitz!
by Anonymous | reply 181 | April 17, 2021 6:45 AM
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There's two things I know for sure:
She was sent here from heaven and she's daddy's little girl.
As I drop to my knees by her bed at night
She talks to Jesus and I close my eyes
And I thank god for all of the joy in my life
Oh, but most of all
For butterfly kisses after bedtime prayer
Sticking little white flowers all up in her hair
"Walk beside the pony, Daddy, it's my first ride."
"I know the cake looks funny, Daddy, but I sure tried."
Oh, with all that I've done wrong, I must have done something right
To deserve a hug every morning And butterfly kisses at night.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 182 | April 17, 2021 6:55 AM
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If she were any prettier, I'd have to say she resembled Ernest Borgnine.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | April 17, 2021 7:20 AM
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She's prettier than Elizabeth Taylor!
by Anonymous | reply 184 | April 17, 2021 7:51 AM
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I'd rather meet the Prince.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 185 | April 17, 2021 8:00 AM
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R182 Where’s Maurice Chevalier to prove wrong at times like this?
by Anonymous | reply 186 | April 17, 2021 8:03 AM
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@r131, "Do you think she had a Brazilian wax? "
How do you think Brazil learned to clear-cut the entire Amazon Forest?
by Anonymous | reply 187 | April 17, 2021 8:25 AM
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::; and one of his wives Taj al-Dowleh.
Was his wife Taj banished or executed for producing this daughter?
by Anonymous | reply 188 | April 17, 2021 9:26 AM
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The only thing I know about that region is that Boris Johnson's great-great-grandmother was a Circassian and possibly a slave.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | April 17, 2021 10:19 AM
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Weekend in Mar-a-Lago! For the dinner crowd of donors, including Stallone, tonight, I am writing a skit to perform. I will play Queen Sheba, and Donald will play King Solomon. I am so excited! It will be so much fun.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 191 | April 17, 2021 10:39 AM
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^ Ol' Betty could stand to skip a few Happy meals herself... Oh, and it's Queen *OF* Sheba
by Anonymous | reply 192 | April 17, 2021 11:02 AM
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Was she reincarnated as Karen Olivo?
by Anonymous | reply 193 | April 18, 2021 5:18 AM
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I'll bet that her snatch smells like a mix of b.o. and day old seafood that has been sitting out in the hot sun.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | April 18, 2021 9:36 AM
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Did she have "an" OnlyFans?
by Anonymous | reply 197 | April 18, 2021 9:55 AM
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These black and white modelling phots of Lourdes are amazing! Best she’s ever looked.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | April 18, 2021 10:44 AM
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