Weird Celebrity Couples

Madonna is a known size queen. Do you really wonder she'd hook up a basketball player?

Is she a hoe?

Didn't Rodman describe the sex with Madge as terrible?

So did Guy Ritchie. For a woman so sexually focused (and yes, she apparently is/was a major size queen), she has a rep of being bad in bed.

Linda Blair and Rick James

“Linda Blair and Rick James”

She’s a very pea soupy girl

The kind you don’t take home to Mother

The girl's a super freak

Rosie O Donnell and Tatum O Neill.

Cher and Tom Cruise, for a hot minute.

Zac Efron and Michelle Rodriguez

Cher and David Geffen.

Cher and Val Kilmer.

Janet Jackson and that ugly little troll, Jermaine Dupri.

Shawn Weatherly and Larry King.

Lavar Burton and Joyce DeWitt.

Heather Locklear and David Spade.

Of non-bearding arrangements?

Vincent D’Onofrio and Greta Scacchi.

For some reason, that one surprised me. I don’t know why. Guess I’d never heard much about either, even though I like them both as actors.

Ted and Whoopi.

[quote]Didn't Rodman describe the sex with Madge as terrible?

He touched on their sex life in his memoir and described it in positive terms actually. He was very complimentary about her overall.

“Everybody thinks she would have the greatest, wildest sex in the world, and every guy wants to sleep with Madonna. I got to where I didn't think of her that way. We were comfortable together, and the sex was perfectly natural and satisfying. SHE WASN'T AN ACROBAT, BUT SHE WASN'T A DEAD FISH EITHER.”

Roman Polanski and Sharon Tate

Love her or hate her, Madonna sure had an eclectic assortment of dick.

Rodman is bi, no?

r3 In his awful book about her, her brother wrote that she wasn't actually that sexual of a person in reality. It was all image crafting smoke and mirrors.

Tom Daley and Dustin Lance Black...oh

Katy Perry and Russell Brand

Michelle Pfeiffer and Fisher Stevens.

And it WAS all about the size of his humongous dick.

"He played for the Spur's and they lived in San Antonio together."

" Spur's ______________." Use a possessive, supply an object.

Glenn Close and Woody Harrelson

This one was a real headscratcher.

Lisa Marie and MJ. The early to mid '90s had some really bizarre "relationships."

Uh-huh

For a second in the mid-90s, Anthony Kiedis and Hope Sandoval. She really didn’t need to stoop that low.

Zach Braff and that little Florence is weird. How’d he find her?

Nick Nolte and the redhead from News Radio LOL

99% of the dick Madonna has had hasn’t been white.

Janet Jackson and Jermaine Dupri.

Julia Robers + Lyle Lovett

r19 This one always made me scratch my head.

Woody Allen & his daughter Soon-Yi

Morgan Freeman & his granddaughter

Alexander Skarsgard & Ellen (now Elliot) Page

Madonna and Ingrid Cesares

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson

Sandra Bernhard and Jennifer Grey

Tracy Chapman (closeted dyke bottom) and Alice Walker (aggressive bisexual married to a white Joo)

Macaulay Culkin and Mila Kunis

Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton

Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne

[quote] Vincent D’Onofrio and Greta Scacchi. For some reason, that one surprised me.

I’d say more surprising is Greta having a kid with her first cousin

Lol Alex Skarsgard was never linked to Elliotisha! It was just a pic

Drew Barrymore and Tom Green

Ryan Seacrest and Teri Hatcher

Michael Jackson and Brooke Shields

Jakey Gyllenhaal and all his co-stars... I mean, girlfriends!

So heterosexy--SQUEE!

Guess he's just too much man to be tied down, hee!

Taylor Swift and everyone

Including her own!

Madonna also got it on with 2Pac so Dennis wasn’t the only BM she was with.

How could Madonna be a size queen AND not very into sex?

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Michael Jackson and Webster.

r20 Fisher Stevens is a stellar example of big dick face

Cher and Gregg Allman

Cher and Gene Simmons

Liza Minnelli and Peter Sellers

Liza Minnelli and David Gest

Elizabeth Taylor and Eddie Fisher

Elizabeth Taylor and Larry Fortensky

Michael Jackson and Tatum O'Neal

Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley

Michael Jackson and Brooke Shields

Whoopi Goldberg and Ted Danson

Whoopi Goldberg and Frank Langella

Tatum O'Neal and John McEnroe

Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton

Marilyn Manson and Rachel Evan Wood

Edward Norton and Courtney Love

Barbra Streisand and Don Johnson

Barbra Streisand and Andre Agassi

Woody Allen and Mia Farrow

Woody Allen and Soon-Yi Previn

John Lennon and Yoko Ono

Drew Barrymore and Tom Green

Shirley Jones and Marty Engels

Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett

Nicole Kidman and Lenny Kravitz.

Nicole and Keith are even weirder a couple to me.

Argh, my link didn't work at r47. You can do a GIS for a pic.

R47 you mean big loser face?

I own this thread.

r51, i was talking about BIG DICK FACE, not whether said actor made it our not. Duh. A huge bump or big nose usually is an indication of BDF. usually. stay with the reading comprehension portion.

R41 Good lord is that a picture of Lauren Conrad with Jake? He has been bearding forever! When was it that everyone knew? After Taylor..? When Reese got out of there like a bat out of hell?

Rodman said on Howard Sterns Show that she was average. She wasn’t doing backflips as expected. She fakes the sexuality for her brand. She’s like JHo and Halle Berry. Overly sexual but Uber driven and egotistical so they’re not into sex unless it can further their “brand”. Halle is also borderline personality disorder, why she’s unable to stay in relationships. JLo is just a raging bitch because she wants to be talented and she’s not. She can’t sing like Mariah, she can’t dance like Janet or Britney and she can’t act like Angelina. Madonna was someone who took the 70s punk ethos, NYC street style and vintage Hollywood blonde Staley’s (Monroe, Harlow) mixed them with her ability to dance and get herself noticed by the right people in the club world.

R53 Fisher Stevens is a geeky loser who DOES NOT HAVE BIG DICK FACE. You are simply a fellow loser who is attracted to him and the only one thinking about his dick. Stay with the reading comprehension portion, queen.

r56 go have a glass of chardonnay or 5 and back off. Jesus. And i'm not attracted to him in the least, i think he's god awful ugly.

Woody Harrelson and Carol Kane

r58 Now THERE'S one i've never heard of before. You get tonight's award.

Macaulay Culkin and Mila Kunis

I thought Amy Poehler and Will Arnett were a weird couple.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.

Fred Armison and Natasha Lyonne who I thought was a lesbian.

R63 I think Natasha is a druggy bi, isn’t she? She’s dated her close friend Clea Duvall and one of her OITNB costars, but also Eddie Furlong and Adam Goldberg for years at a time. Either she’s not particular, or the substances made her blind.

Renee Zellweger and Jack White

Heather Graham and Adam Ant

Adam Ant and Jamie Lee Curtis

Tim Curry and Annie Potts

Both guys are family, yes?

Garry Shandling and Sharon Stone

Faye Dunaway and Peter Wolf

Alanis Morrissette and Dave Coulier

Rosanna Arquette and Peter Gabriel

Alan Thicke and Kristy Swanson, when she was seventeen and engaged when she turned nineteen

Halle isn’t personality disordered. Not having worked at the level she has and for as long as she has.

These two.

[quote]Alanis Morrissette and Dave Coulier

This. Alanis wasn't merely dating the least hot member of FULL HOUSE, she was reportedly dick-matized and obsessed with him. She wrote her rock anthem, "You Oughtta Know" about him.

I cannot even imagine.

E.G. Daily and Brad Pitt

EG Daily is pretty hot though. Brad pitt and that weird looking Juliette Lewis is weirder.

Uncle Joey was/is hot

Janet and Michael Jackson.

Alanis and Ryan Reynolds is even weird. Especially considering he's now with Blake Lively.

[quote] Alan Thicke and Kristy Swanson, when she was seventeen and engaged when she turned nineteen

I know you wanted it...

[quote] Macaulay Culkin

Macaulay with any living human qualifies....but especially with Michael Jackson.

[quote] Halle isn’t personality disordered. Not having worked at the level she has and for as long as she has.

Honey, nearly everyone in the entertainment industry has a personality disorder. You have to.

Glenn close and woody. Armie hammer fucked rumer Willis. Brad Pitt and Alia shawkat creature.

Marlon Brando + Marilyn Monroe = Madonna

You Can Dance

Who else can pull off a pair of man's boxer shorts and look this stunning

Sarah Paulson and Holland Taylor.

Mickey Rooney and Ava Gardner

Christina Ricci & Kick Gurry, after they shot SPEED RACER.

Everyone thought he was banging Emile Hirsch at the time.

Anybody who has sex with the Willis/Moore spawn are committing beastiality.

COVID which has forced most of the worlds population into masks is the best thing that has ever happened to those siblings.

Michael Jackson and Bubbles.

R12 didn't their daughter marry Sean Penn?

R89 Yes. She is gorgeous.

Sarah Paulson and Jessica Lange.

Diana Ross and Gene Simmons

Gene Simmons is revolting and I once read from some groupie gossip posted here he's lousy in the sack.

Cher and Gene Simmons

Jackie Coogan and Betty Grable

Melanie Griffith and Ryan O'Neal. I think she was a teenager when they were dating. And she was also friends with a very young Tatum O'Neal at the time who was like 12. And then she had orgies with her.

[quote]OP: ....the Spur's

Oh, dear.

Martha Stewart & Snoop Dogg

Even Geoffrey Arend couldn't believe he got to marry Christina Hendrick's boobs

Prince and Kim Basinger

Davey Jones and Sally Field

Aw, I actually think they're adorable together, R100. Though if they'd married, their kids would have topped out at 4'6".

"Halle isn't personality disordered. Not having worked at the level she has and for as long as she is.."

Um, pretty much every actor and actress is damaged in some way. You have to be.

How did Alanis and Uncle Joey even meet?

RDJ and SJP.

SJP and anything that isn't a fellow horse.

R98 Geoffrey Arend is sort of cute in a weird way. He and Hendricks were indeed a weird couple.

Sarah Paulson and her granny girlfriend Holland Taylor are a weird couple.

These two

There's a rumor that Charlize Theron and Gary Sinise dated.

Didn't Thora Birch and Frances Ford Coppola date briefly?

Pete Wentz procreated with Ashlee Simpson.