Phoebe Waller-Bridge Will star in the new Indiana Jones

Indy's great granddaughter?

Well, it can't really be worse than the last one.

Sean Connery was 59 when he played Indy's father. Harrison is now 79. Will he last through the filming of another chapter?

Oh god I hope not r3.

This is so ill-advised. Not this Phoebe person, but making another geriatric Indiana Jones movie.

who is letting this chick and her ugly mug INVADE Hollywood? Get her back to the UK asap!

I don't get why Ford is even doing it.

He can't need the money, and he's avoided it for years.

So no karen allen?

This is going to stink worse than Chrissy Metz’s toilet after Taco Bell.

You think Chrissy Metz uses a TOILET after a Taco Bell run?

We only wish.

Well, she’s no Karen Allen or Kate Capshaw, but that lovely British accent and deadpan looking at the camera should get her far.

Is she going to play his love interest? Or, the way Hollywood still works, maybe his love interest's mother?

Shia Lebeouf after the sex change.

So Ford is in the part of his career where he just recycles the characters that made him famous: Solo, Jones, Deckard, but in way shittier movies than the first time around. The man can't be hard up for money: Why is he doing this?

R14, those roles all look like they'd be fun as hell to play, so that's probably why he's doing it.

Phoebe?

Isn't Harrison Ford way past this?

I can't wait to watch Indy crack his whip and break his wrist while he's doing it. Can Steven Seagal be his sidekick for extra hilarity?

[quote] Indiana Jones and the Nurses are stealing my Stuff

Ford is TOO OLD to do this. He can barely walk straight these days. Whatever happened to retiring gracefully?

I love Indiana Jones as a gayling its one of the reason why I still enjoy reading about history. But after the abomination of Crystal Skull they should retire the character for good.

As a poster above said Harrison Ford don't need the money and Callista Flockhart don't even need food.

R21 = oh, dear

Will she be playing Indie’s nurse, pushing his wheelchair around?

An old joke predicts the reality of a new movie in the series:

[quote] Indiana Jones and the Temple of Assisted Living

R24 He’s Jewish? Well that explains his hate of Nazis.

I wonder if the next "Star Trek" will be an all-girl crew: one Asian; one black; one Latina; one Indian (dot not arrow)... and one trans?

R26 Maybe, but the next Ocean’s movie has got to be all disabled.

Why someone young?

Can't they get someone like Faye Dunaway to play his love interest?

I hope Karen Allen gets a fucking moment in this movie.

They’re making this movie to end on a better note than Crystal Poop with the bad cgi and horrible blanchett.

Was Phoebe Wallingford not available? She would've been more age appropriate.

Maybe she'll take the lead and go out and search for Indy. He gets the paycheck and cameo and we get a huge relief from boomer posturing.

I’m available!

Crystal Skull was one of the worst movies I've ever seen in a theater. I was in disbelief at how shit it was.

Please don't tell me she'll be playing Harrison Ford's love interest.

I saw Harrison Ford a few years at a airplane show riding around in motorized wheelchair. Will Indy have one too?

I'm with r6. Why is Hollywood stuffing this person down our throats?

The same reason they are for Adam Driver, Kristen Stewart, Maya Rudolph, and Miles Teller. They can and will.