Let’s be Demi Lovato

I’m the string of shady men.

I'm the vagina flicking

I'm no-sugar frozen yogurt.

I'm her suffocated cottage cheese ass. And I hate how she sausages me into tight clothes.

I’m the blown-out voice that YASSSS KWEENS pretend is “epic”!

She’s just an awful narcissist

I'm the irrelevance.

*I* am the ego.

I'm the heroin just biding my time.

I'm a fat low IQ zero-talent junkie that sucked cocks to get enough gigs to become slightly famous.

I'm going to speedball away and a couple of days later, when I'm back down on ground level, I'm going to make that inspirational confession that sobriety is an everyday struggle but that I'm FIRM in my resolution, that I am STRONG and that I am now HEALING.

I'm the unhinged Twitter Army!

I'm the many, many pills

I want to like her but can't stand her music or her voice. The rant about sugar free options triggering her eating disorder? Is she high? Again? People eat sugar free foods for different reasons, not just dieting.

fat ugly butch skunt who is a talentless flop.

I'm her camel-toe

I’m the weed she still smokes and the liquor she still drinks, despite being a “recovering” addict, because she’s “California sober.”

I’m the universe that must revolve around her endless needs.

I'm her winning smile.

My pasty pussy is itchy

I'm just glad to be me. I wouldn't wish the type of pain Demi has experienced on anyone.

I'm the anonymous threatening letters, PMs, and tweets to Selena Gomez.

I’m HPV, Herpes and anal warts.

R23 is there prolapse?

I'm her butt chin

I'm the literal murder of thousands of full-figured eating-disordered queer women-of-color by fro-yo shops.

I’m the pronouns waiting to be chosen...

I'm the traumatic flashbacks to the Barney the Dinosaur craze of the 1990s in which she was complicit. That fat purple freak dragged [italic]Sesame Street[/italic] down to his level and didn't do Mister Rogers any favors either. The fact that this was considered worthy of government money is part of the reason Republicans took back Congress in the 1990s.

good god amighty where does this fat ugly bitch come off giving or dissin advice?????

cant even find a man to sleep with her fat ass for long....

I’m the “Do better.”

R12, those Twitter people are insane. Weren't they the ones who came up with #kathygriffinshouldberaped or something, after Kathy called her "Debi Lovato"?

I am "just a human". So I take drugs

i am her horrible, horrible haircut

I’m the gold medalist in the Victimhood Olympics!

I'm Demi's trigger, just waiting to be activated whenever she demands attention.

I’m the blending sponge. I’m waiting to the blend the cave-painting-level contouring on her face.

I’m still waiting.

Darfur orphan @ R21, I absolutely adore you. That was beyond witty. And R26 is hilarious as well.

I am the new and shiny pronouns.

I'm the suicide threat she'll make when she discovers this thread.