So Matt Gaetz showed up to a house hearing today with his hair like this

this bitch be nuts

Bouffant madness? Madame Pompadour?

Growing it out for prison?

Just crazy?

There’s Something About Nestor.

He did this to himself? If it's the work of someone else, they trolled him. HARD.

I’ve always said he looks like the guy from Eraserhead. Now the hair proves it.

He's clearly losing it and I don't mean his hair.

They need to seriously be enforcing the "no guns" rule. He looks as though he could snap.

He's quite clearly an addict. Coke and alcohol. Doesn't he have like a gazillion DUIs that his dad got him out of?

I also noticed that Tucker Carlson has really long hair.

It’s ironic that the very people who are shouting from the rooftops that COVID is nothing to worry about, are isolating themselves and not going out for even a hair cut.

He looks special.

He's hair-hopper!

What a waste of smegma.

Look, it's Tracy Turnblad!!!

That’s why her hair is so big—it’s full of secrets!

Lol, that is amazing.

He’s decompensating

Fierce!

Maybe he dons a sequin jumpsuit and does Elvis impersonations for Nestor .

Hnnn-hehe! Hnnn-hehe!

I am STILL confused. Is he alleged to have had sexual contact with a female?

Her wiglet is askew

Wayne Cochran's Disease often breaks out in people under great stress.

Crazy hair, crazy face, crazy family, crazy, crazy, crazy...

Nestor = Beauty School Dropout

Looks like he hasn't washed his face in days and has not slept either. This will not end well.

Do him and Megcunt from the View have the same stylist?

Are we sure that's not photoshop? He's a mess but that doesn't look real, though I would love it if it is.

Matt previews his look for tomorrow

Miss Lindsey told him, the higher the hair the closer to God

Hate to spoil the party. It's photoshopped. The hair on the top of his head is lighter than the hair on the sides. I'm not venturing to guess if the carpet matches the drapes. I've never seen two-toned pubic hair. Being the animal that he is, it's probably prolific, way beyond the human bush. I wonder if that's a merkin on top of his head.

Dare we guess what his manscape situation looks like? Egads!

R31, enormous bush, extreme tinymeat.

He’s hiding a family of Cuban squirrels in there.

Aww... photoshopped? You are the enemy of fun, R30.

[quote] Hate to spoil the party. It's photoshopped.

R30, can link the unphotoshopped pic? I'd like to see it. I wasn't able to locate it in any twitter feeds. Thanks!

This is from the Guardian on April 3.

This is yesterday in the Star Tribune.

Right after the hearing, he had to rush off to the Burt Reynolds Dinner Theater to star as Conrad Birdie in a production of Bye Bye Birdie.

Mat Gaetz walked into a bar....

You can click on the picture in OP's posting. You'll go to a twitter page, then click on the photo again. It is blown up. That worked for my PC.

Thank you R36, R37

Nestor is pissed. He gave Matt an updo he can't pull off.

He was finally struck by lightning.

It’s been a long time coming.

R1 I think you’re right. This guy is cracking up.

Matt looks like Trump's mother.

Everything about him looks off. His skin color, the hair in front of his ears like Liza, his expression.

He's going through some things.

False.

What r30 said.. This is clearly photoshopped.

The real picture isn't much more flattering than the photoshopped one

Gurl needs to stay away from the aquanet

Trying to take the focus away from his ugly mug but it's not working

Once again, his hair is getting him into hot water!

Didn’t two weeks in HAIRDO DETENTION have any affect?!?!?

r30 "I'm not venturing to guess if the carpet matches the drapes. I've never seen two-toned pubic hair. Being the animal that he is, it's probably prolific, way beyond the human bush."

Your post made me wonder if he has Rapunzel-length pubes? Not that I really want to know anything more about this guy/gay guy.

Who wore it better?

He's doing Judy Paris 1960 .

His pubes are blow dried and feathered like Farrah's hair.

The Nestor look.

R56 Are we supposed to spot the differences in those photos R56? I just see two pictures of a piece of shit.

It’s a signal. Mr. Gaetz wants to escape and hide in Pompadour Haven.

Mattie was cheating on Nestor with young women. Nestor must be pissed at the serial cheater.

Gaytz's hair and makeup are done by his OFFICE STAFF. They must hate him.

p.s. he says he learned CONTOURING from his pal Gov. Desantis.

Gaetz Ventura pet detective.

That hair says “I don’t care”

Makeup tips from Matt and Ron

His face reminds me of a butt. I can't stand this rat looking dude.

[quote]Gurl needs to stay away from the aquanet

That's why Alberto VO5 is the only hairspray I ever use.

Here is a photo of me giving Papa Matt a Lilt Home Perm.

I never realized how unnaturally small his nose is until I looked at a photo of him earlier today.

Why you could hide a high school cheerleading squad in that hair.

[quote]I never realized how unnaturally small his nose is until I looked at a photo of him earlier today.

That's not the only thing that's unnaturally small about him, if you know what I mean.

On the advice of Miss Lindz and Gym, Ginger is showing support for her fiancée.

Why hasn’t he been arrested?

Gohmert sharing his wisdom with Gaetz during a private stroll.

I wonder if he involved Nestor in his debaucheries.

He ain't all that.

This fucking shit bag has the occipital ridge of a goddamned cro-magnon man.

With less brain capacity.

I have a very funny pop cultural reference I would have shared if only there were no Copycat Thread Thief who would only rip it off for a new thread title.

Televangelist hair.

Fake but funny.

Think of poor Little Nestor! He has my prayers! 🇺🇸

My hair opted for an early out in my 20s (I'm 65 -- and still carrying a grudge about it) but I have a definite 50-50 love/hate for guys with great hair. I admire the hair but am also jealous. Usually the admiration wins out.

Guys with salt & pepper great hair absolutely do me in.

He’s the Butt-head to Jim Jordan’s Beavis.

This is close to giving up.

I think he looks tremendous.

Does Nestor have a GoFundMe to be independent of Gaytz's growing mess?

He's only slightly less idiotic than people who start sentences with "So."

[quote] DL diagnose what's going on there

Zombie apocalypse

A head of thick, lustrous hair may be a nice feature, but on him it hardly registers as the other stuff actively cancels it out. Look at his weird mouth, his overall ugly ratface, his gigantic blocky skull, etc.

R26 LMFAO. It's like the stylist just randomly stuck something on top of her head. Her hairdresser is definitely a Democrat. No one could possibly think she looks good.

I'm beginning to miss Cock Gobbler Aaron Shock. Like Fat Ass Trump, hideous Gaetz has never worked out a day in his life.

She's not a well woman.

From the article at R76:

[quote]Galban was adopted by his mother in Cuba. Galban died of breast cancer when she was 12 years old, according to People. He relocated to the United States to be with his older girlfriend, who at the time was dating and staying with Gaetz.

What the FUCK is this gibberish?!

This thing is the most fascinating creature to come out of conservative politics since Ms, Lindsay made her mark as a southern debutant decades ago. Republicans used to be the “religious/moral” party and now they’re a bunch of serious circus freaks.

Give the asshole a break. He's auditioning for a televangelist job just in case.

There was a report that he makes his staffers do his hair and makeup. They must not give AF at this point. He also whines if not enough people show up at his events,

Is this the set up for the upcoming rehab visit?

R30 it's okay. The photo at OP is still funny.

[quote]He also whines if not enough people show up at his events

Just like his orange idol.

I feel like I have been rickrolled each time I see this picture.

He’s scheduled to speak at a women’s fundraiser event the Friday.

R26

[quote] Do him and Megcunt from the View have the same stylist?

Oh Dear.

I thought the same r49, the real hair is already atrocious, especially with those weird crossed eyes of his.

[quote]He’s scheduled to speak at a women’s fundraiser event the Friday.

Because of the great respect he has for women and their rights?

Is he cut or uncut?