Smells Like Teen Spirit: The Matt Gaetz Story

Matt Damon as Matt Gaetz

Seth Rogen as Joel Greenberg

Jesse Plemmons would be better, R1.

Brian Cox as Daddy Gaetz

Krysten Ritter as Laura Loomer

A bag of flaming dog shit as Tucker Carlson

Nestor should be played by a Trans POC. Casting anyone else would be an injustice and literal violence.

Nestor = Timothee Chalemet

Who will be Gym Jordan?

I can play the underaged love interest!

Sarah Jessica Parker as Ginger Luckey.

John Goodman as Barr

Tom Cruise as Josh Hawley

Money House Blessings- smells Like Indian spirit - Grape

I am Nestor!

If you get the lighting right.

Florida, as the Congressman’s vast, pointy chin.

Future Oscar nominee Glenn Close IS the 17-year-old who steals our hero’s heart.

The sequel, Father Can We Sleep With Danger is the when I become the lead like The Godfather.

Brenton Thwaites as Nestor.

John Goodman as Marjorie Taylor Greene

Lacey Charbet as Lauren Boebert, packing

My rosebud as Josh Hawley's fist sock puppet

Harvey Weinstein as Matt Gaetz

Jabba the Hut IS Trump

June Squibb as Le Senatrice Graham

Jennifer Saunders as the Ghost of Ghislaine Maxwell

What a fake story. So funny.

Not casting trans Gurl Josie Totah as Nestor would be literal murder!

Wake me up when this nightmare is over.

What drag queen will play Ginger Luckey?

R27, what's fake?

I was thinking about this yesterday, actually, since Hollywood absolutely should do a movie on this.

Adam Scott or Devine as Matt. Taylor Lautner as Nestor. Brian D'arcy James as Daddy Gaetz. John Goodman as Bill Barr. Anna Sophia Robb as the 17 year old sex trafficking victim. Jim Carrey as David McGee, the extortionist lawyer.

R29 Laverne Cox in a diversity hire.

Ellen as Matt Gaetz

Sara Gilbert as The Victim

Lea Delaria as Bill Barr

Elliot Page as Nestor

A Potato In a Brown Wig as Matt Gaetz

A Jack-O-Lantern as Matt Gaetz.

Prophetic perhaps?

@r12, "John Goodman as Barr "

Nah, this is Barr

Chrissy Metz as Bill Barr.

He's such an asshole.

Gay wrestler “The Grand Wizard” Ernie Roth as Gym Jordan

Wonder if all the faux bragging was to be seen as straight.

Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer as Matt Gaetz

Does Southpark still mock things like this? I would think Matty would be a character to rival some of their most intrepid ones.

Ross Matthews as Matt Gaetz

Re-make One Day at a Time’s Marcel Ruiz as Nestor

A heavier Bradley Cooper as Joel Greenberg

Reese Witherspoon as Ginger Lucky and Executive Producer, show runner, writer and any other roles she can claim.

R45, I like it!

LOL...OK SORRY THAT MADE ME SPIT OUT WINE WINE!! @R47

Willem Dafoe as Big Daddy Gaetz.

Rudy Giuliani in a hotel room with an underaged girl as himself.

He went after Hunter Biden for using drugs:

OMFG!!! An actual scene from the upcoming movie.

David Archuleta IS Nestor

Shawn Mendes as Nestor!

R45 Great choice for Nestor.

I once had a colleague who was in the closet - deeply. I figured out he was gay the first time I met him so did most everybody else but he was sure people thought he was a lady's man despite the fact we never met any women he'd gone out with. He used to show around nude photos of women he claimed he'd slept with too.

Rita Morena as Nestor’s grandmother who rains down brimstone and treacle on Matt when she finds out what he did to him.

America Ferrara as Nestor's aunt, who suspects something might be amiss

#MattGaetzIsAPervert is trending in Twitter, lol.

America Ferrara is one of those that doubled down on inclusion. She was very silent when she was in the minority and getting hired and noticed for Ugly Betty etc and then became an offended activist when it was a thing and nobody knew who she was. The Jane the Virgin chick did the same shit. It became a tragedy when they were no longer included but they never gave a shit about other artists of color until then were no longer included.

Faye Dunaway as the 17 yr old!

r61, take it to one of your QAnon threads