If you were going to organize a cult to worship a public figure as a God, which public figure would you choose?

Noël Coward has a better diaeresis.

And he had a talent to amuse.

Meghan Markle. It doesn’t matter what she says. People go absolutely rabid for her.

I love my Chloë.

Chloë looks like death...

so any cult would be a death cult.

^Suppressive

Keanu Reeves. He's had more comebacks than Jesus.

Vivian Vance

^ There's no diaeresis in Vivian.

Tina Turner

Sharon Tate

Mitzi Gaynor. All deities should wear a shimmering Bob Mackie gown.

Elizabeth

Madam Gustaffsen

Peewee Herman

Joey Heatherton or Suzanne Sommers

Rex Morgan/Buck Hayes

Donald Trump

Kylie Minogue. This is the burning bush moment of conversion.

I need more suggestions.

Orson Welles. He's Apollo and Dionysus rolled into one, with the thundering voice of Zeus!

Nestor!

Armie Hammer

I’ll join your Chloe Sevigny cult op.

OP, I assume your ritual of sacrament would involve toäst.

But of course.

Timmy

Will members be required to have chin-reduction surgery, r27?

My friends tolerated my Joan Crawford shrine until I got the prayer bench. The photo isn’t mine, but it is close.

r29 Bad link? (I chuckled at the 'JC' shrine.)

Good evening, America. I’m Chloë Sevigny.

Each Sabbath, we reenact the classic cocksucking scene from Brown Bunny.

Henry Cavill, so each day and night can we reenact the classic cocksucking scene from Brown Bunny. Afternoons are for buttfucking.

Trump. People everywhere are obsessed.

Abe Vigoda

I would worship at the altar of Martha Stewart.

The Goddess Cher the Eternal.

R30,this one is kind of like mine. My Joan Crawford shrine includes; her favorite perfume, her favorite flower displayed in a nice vase, chewing gum, some sex toys, Pepsi and Smirnoff bottles of various sizes, and a genuine Red Wierdo. I have been trying to find imitation plastic Spanish sausages, ya know like the plastic fruit? Last, but not least, copious movie posters, lobby cards, and stills. Smooch❤️