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Prince William Dubbed The Sexiest Bald Man On Earth

By some plastic surgery outfit. And the internet ain't havin' none of it!

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by Anonymousreply 204April 2, 2021 5:21 PM

He's not even in the top one-billion of bald men.

by Anonymousreply 1March 28, 2021 1:51 AM

Hell no.

by Anonymousreply 2March 28, 2021 1:54 AM

Its a "UK surgery practice" which is why they put him above random American #956.

by Anonymousreply 3March 28, 2021 1:55 AM

Are they fucking blind?

by Anonymousreply 4March 28, 2021 1:55 AM

IFHH

by Anonymousreply 5March 28, 2021 2:03 AM

His sexiness would increase greatly if he shaved his head clean

by Anonymousreply 6March 28, 2021 2:04 AM

R6

That nose, those teefs...no.

by Anonymousreply 7March 28, 2021 2:08 AM

He’s just as plain as your average bald middle aged man.

by Anonymousreply 8March 28, 2021 2:09 AM

I'd still marry him over the dud ginger I got

-Megz

by Anonymousreply 9March 28, 2021 2:10 AM

Two words: Stanley Tucci.

by Anonymousreply 10March 28, 2021 2:10 AM

He should get a hat.

by Anonymousreply 11March 28, 2021 2:11 AM

He’s not the sexiest but I do think he is a good-looking man. He seems to have a good athletic body, nice skin, and he looks great in a suit. He looks more like his mother than Harry, who is already developing the same ruddy bloodshot complexion as Charles. I wonder if he drinks?

I think William suffers a lot from the contrast with his early twenties, when he really did look like a stereotypical young dreamboat, but he is still attractive.

by Anonymousreply 12March 28, 2021 2:16 AM

He should cut his hair shorter. At the moment it looks as if he is trying to cover-up his baldness by having a ridiculous little bit of fluff on top, and leaving it long at the sides. If it was shaved on top and much shorter at the sides, he would look better.

by Anonymousreply 13March 28, 2021 2:18 AM

R12 is Queen Liz

by Anonymousreply 14March 28, 2021 2:18 AM

Um no.

by Anonymousreply 15March 28, 2021 2:21 AM

R14, you are half-right.

by Anonymousreply 16March 28, 2021 2:22 AM

The Rock. holds that place in my...heart.

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by Anonymousreply 17March 28, 2021 2:28 AM

The baldness doesn't make him ugly. The toothy smile does sometimes.

At least he got Diana's wide blue eyes instead of the close set small ones from Charles.

by Anonymousreply 18March 28, 2021 2:29 AM

I was coming here to say Stanley Tucci but R10 beat me to it.

by Anonymousreply 19March 28, 2021 2:37 AM

R16 Simmer down Your Highness - we don't want any skin tears on your crepey skin

by Anonymousreply 20March 28, 2021 2:48 AM

Clean shaved head with beard would be a good look for him

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by Anonymousreply 21March 28, 2021 2:57 AM

The royal family is even more desperate. There's also an article from Kate's junkie uncle saying that he can't believe that kate made meghan cry

by Anonymousreply 22March 28, 2021 3:11 AM

Is that the uncle that punched a woman in the face?

by Anonymousreply 23March 28, 2021 4:11 AM

Was Harry Markle on the list?

by Anonymousreply 24March 28, 2021 4:23 AM

Why didn’t he just get a FUE transplant?

by Anonymousreply 25March 28, 2021 4:50 AM

He looks like a penis head with the stank sleeve pulled back.

by Anonymousreply 26March 28, 2021 5:01 AM

The Palace really is desperate to be planting this stuff.

by Anonymousreply 27March 28, 2021 5:04 AM

Can't believe Kurt Browning didn't make the list

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by Anonymousreply 28March 28, 2021 5:05 AM

Michael Avenatti for the win.

by Anonymousreply 29March 28, 2021 5:15 AM

[quote] Is that the uncle that punched a woman in the face?

Yes, the junkie uncle

He says Meghan is lying and she's "an actress who knows how to manipulate people"

The royal family is scared. They've leaked about 8 articles bashing Meghan and Harry in the past 24 hours

by Anonymousreply 30March 28, 2021 5:18 AM

William isn't even the hottest Brit. Jason Statham and Marc Strong still exist . Like no....... just no.

by Anonymousreply 31March 28, 2021 5:19 AM

Does it still count if I tattooed hair on my bald head?

by Anonymousreply 32March 28, 2021 5:23 AM

Ed Harris is hotter.

by Anonymousreply 33March 28, 2021 5:29 AM

Shaving it all off wouldn't help--his head is too long and formless. To be a handsome baldy you have to have a good head shape and good bone structure. Maybe a beard or glasses would help.

by Anonymousreply 34March 28, 2021 7:16 AM

Bitch...

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by Anonymousreply 35March 28, 2021 7:24 AM

He's so not attractive. Not even with the wallet. And he's a racist.

by Anonymousreply 36March 28, 2021 7:30 AM

I couldn’t agree more!

by Anonymousreply 37March 28, 2021 7:48 AM

He needs a very expensive toupee like Ben Affleck. Then he needs his teeth fixed.

by Anonymousreply 38March 28, 2021 8:18 AM

Yeah right!!! Mark Strong, Jason Statham, Tyson Beckford, and Boris Kodjoe prove he's not even worthy to be in the running as sexiest bald anything.

by Anonymousreply 39March 28, 2021 8:32 AM

Let's talk about William's willy...

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by Anonymousreply 40March 28, 2021 9:22 AM

I’m crazy for Mark Strong. I was watching Kick-Ass the other night and he’s fine AF.

by Anonymousreply 41March 28, 2021 9:25 AM

Keep dreaming r30. How delusional.,

by Anonymousreply 42March 28, 2021 9:26 AM

^ Not delusional Baldilock's team is pulling out all the stops to make their boy seem appealing. It's not working and is actually making him look like he's running for president of the 6th grade. Same with Princess Doormat

by Anonymousreply 43March 28, 2021 9:32 AM

He benefits by comparison to his loser, mentally ill fugly brother.

by Anonymousreply 44March 28, 2021 9:47 AM

William having a beautiful wife and children also provides a halo effect.

by Anonymousreply 45March 28, 2021 9:49 AM

Yes, let's just compare....

Hahahaha! Baldilocks is such a wuss

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by Anonymousreply 46March 28, 2021 9:50 AM

Sexy too...

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by Anonymousreply 47March 28, 2021 9:53 AM

I'd let William have a fuck. He has class.

by Anonymousreply 48March 28, 2021 9:57 AM

^ I don't think Baldilocks can get that drunk to have a go with you

by Anonymousreply 49March 28, 2021 9:59 AM

I have a bowling ball that's sexier then Baldilocks...

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by Anonymousreply 50March 28, 2021 10:21 AM

I've wondered about that also r25.

by Anonymousreply 51March 28, 2021 10:28 AM

He’s not even the world’s richest bald man.

Thanks Jeff Bezos!

by Anonymousreply 52March 28, 2021 10:34 AM

These guys would like a word with Billy Boy...

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by Anonymousreply 53March 28, 2021 10:38 AM

He would have to shave his head, grow a beard, have subtle dental work done so it wasn’t too obvious, and workout like he was preparing for a superhero movie to come close to nabbing the title.

Or - he could do nothing and become King of England in a few years.

Choices .... choices.

by Anonymousreply 54March 28, 2021 10:42 AM

He's sexier then the old Gay guy I'm married to

by Anonymousreply 55March 28, 2021 10:45 AM

At least the "old Gay guy" has hair, Rose

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by Anonymousreply 56March 28, 2021 10:50 AM

He looks like an assistant dean at a state college.

There's nothing sexy about that.

by Anonymousreply 57March 28, 2021 10:51 AM

^ Yep, Rose sure can pick 'em, can't she?

by Anonymousreply 58March 28, 2021 10:57 AM

Roxane Gay is having none of it!

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by Anonymousreply 59March 28, 2021 11:00 AM

In this day and age and with his money, it is simply beyond belief that he didn’t try to keep his hair. At least Harry seems to have enough sense to fight for his hairline. It looked better in the Oprah interview. William is not hot at all.

by Anonymousreply 60March 28, 2021 11:05 AM

Let's do sexy bald guys...

Jason Statham

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by Anonymousreply 61March 28, 2021 11:05 AM

Even this guy is sexier

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by Anonymousreply 62March 28, 2021 11:16 AM

Considering the gene pool William actually is the handsomest of the bunch IMO. You can tell Charles put the effort in that night whereas wth Harry he likely diluted his potency with Camilla earlier in the day.

by Anonymousreply 63March 28, 2021 11:34 AM

This is based on most googled bald men...nothing more. My assumption is that most searches for William were not folically related.

by Anonymousreply 64March 28, 2021 11:43 AM

Twitter comments:

"Having sex with Prince William would be like having sex with Humpty Dumpty"

"Prince William is so unlikable even his hair can't wait to get away from him"

by Anonymousreply 65March 28, 2021 11:46 AM

That chick he cheated on Kate with is as homely and plain as possible. That is the kind of chick William can pull.

by Anonymousreply 66March 28, 2021 11:55 AM

^ Rose has boobs, something William can't get at home

by Anonymousreply 67March 28, 2021 12:02 PM

I don't understand the outrage. The dude (or Duke...who gives a flying fuck???) is NO Diana! Thankfully, for Harry's sake, he got some genes outside the foal-face royals. William looked good before 20 then melted into a grotesque caricature miming The Windsor's. Poor him. Especially the rapid transfiguration that stabbed him in the cheek bone while his hair migrated to some colonized past as fast as The Queen could shrug off Diana. Lucky for Harry, his wonderful Mom found better genetics during her short-lived tryst in the hellscape of cynicism and cucumber sandwiches. Otherwise we all would be staring at two ugly bald-headed mo-fos for the rest of our lives. Clearly, Harry takes after his Mom, in every which way. And our eyes, at least mine, are thankful, though cautious. Because a nation who thinks Princess Margaret was the pretty one, is delusional and wounded. To them, they are the beholder and all wise, rationalizing that the appearance of a warhorse for a human face, brandishing an overbite alien to most mandibles, is not unusual, nor even worthy of a nonplus. It's just a mesmerizing anomaly that stretches the boundaries of beauty, and, perhaps, even launches a ship or three! A thousand? NO! Unfortunately, William, like many children , appeared winsome, even winning, when preteen. And all of a sudden: puberty! Now he is his Aunt without a decent wig, nor a bawdy sense of indifference to match his complete ordinariness. A perfect King, I guess? Plain, without any distinguishing features, remote and robotic, yet flourishing in mediocrity and dullness, whether in mind or physicality, especially the blunt look of a shying egg plant with a whisker or two that unfortunately migrated to his chin, the place where confidence, impulsivity, in general, thrives or dies. One need not exacerbate the denouement of this spiritless, nondescript, hairless mug! The more rooms he enters throughout his life, the more phantasmic T.S. Eliot emotes in unison with fellow ghosts, echoing one of his most famous refrains as though chirped through a tea-cup with a hair line crack matched to the yawning's of ladies who come and go, come and go, come and go.....

by Anonymousreply 68March 28, 2021 12:03 PM

Prince William isn't even the sexiest Prince William

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by Anonymousreply 69March 28, 2021 12:07 PM

Anyone who thinks William is better looking than Harry is either extremely sight impaired, or just plain stupid.

by Anonymousreply 70March 28, 2021 12:21 PM

William always looks like he laid a dookie and doesn’t like the smell.

by Anonymousreply 71March 28, 2021 12:21 PM

R70 Harry is handsome. William is not. It is funny how a few minor differences make one attractive and the other a traditional Mountbatten-Windsor.

by Anonymousreply 72March 28, 2021 12:23 PM

Harry is sexy because he's likable and he put his wife and kid before his family

by Anonymousreply 73March 28, 2021 12:26 PM

Not only is harry handsome, he's fucking hot! William is already developing those big dark circles around his eyes. He's going to be a full-on Uncle Fester by the time he's 50.

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by Anonymousreply 74March 28, 2021 12:29 PM

“Wait: us Mountbattens were good looking, besides Phillip”

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by Anonymousreply 75March 28, 2021 12:30 PM

^ Until they hit the Windsor-Mountbatten 30 year fugly wall

by Anonymousreply 76March 28, 2021 12:33 PM

Mountbatten’s wife was hideous, and in the Brit books she is always described as “beautiful.”

by Anonymousreply 77March 28, 2021 12:38 PM

The thing I find most telling about William is that almost overnight he went from being a fun man about town to a stodgy, boring old man who always seems to be above it all. In other words he's putting on a grand act. Just as soon as he married the steel poppy I have no doubt QEII and Charles sat him down and said "okay you'll be King one day and the time has come for you buckle down and present yourself as such. Poor guy is probably insanely jealous of Harry. William's life stopped being his several years ago and it will never be his again.

by Anonymousreply 78March 28, 2021 12:41 PM

I don't know, R78. How many hours a day does William have to future-king stuff? Maybe the rest is watching football, drinking, doing outdoorsy stuff and horsing around with his friends' wives. Harry has a huge house in a great location and no more dull royal duties, but has to defer to his wife's causes and various whims while also now pimping himself out to make a living.

by Anonymousreply 79March 28, 2021 1:11 PM

I have it on good authority that these guys were William's competition. Must have been close

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by Anonymousreply 80March 28, 2021 1:23 PM

@80 You left off Telly Savalas and his sister with chronic alopecia!

by Anonymousreply 81March 28, 2021 1:28 PM

William could use some plastic surgery, hair plugs, and dental work.

by Anonymousreply 82March 28, 2021 1:37 PM

A lot of William haters. It seems most of you left lipstick alley and came here to bash william. As an older millennia I have a soft spot for william. Harry is not more attractive than william. If William still had a full hair of head most of you won't be stating such nonsense.

by Anonymousreply 83March 28, 2021 1:48 PM

"I have a soft spot for william"

Is it a bald soft spot on top of your head?

by Anonymousreply 84March 28, 2021 2:24 PM

Are black people on twitter ever not mad about something?

by Anonymousreply 85March 28, 2021 2:30 PM

R73, Harry was sexiest when he was dressed up like a nazi

by Anonymousreply 86March 28, 2021 2:33 PM

I feel like the papers are having a laugh at the BRF's expense right now, because of the unflattering photo and the others who made the list, like Mike Tyson who was #2, which is highly implausible.

by Anonymousreply 87March 28, 2021 2:34 PM

Harry wasn't dressed like a Nazi, he did have the punk swastika armband and some badge, but Nazis weren't known for baggy white slacks.

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by Anonymousreply 88March 28, 2021 2:35 PM

" Harry was sexiest when he was dressed up like a nazi "

William was sexy with his dick hanging out in front of the paps (see r40), of course Baldilocks and Princess Doormat love showing their stuff in public

by Anonymousreply 89March 28, 2021 2:38 PM

R84 I am not gay and neither am I bald but thanks for playing idiot.

by Anonymousreply 90March 28, 2021 2:40 PM

Black (and biracial) men make the hottest bald men.

by Anonymousreply 91March 28, 2021 2:45 PM

He should shave it completely. It will roll better when the revolution starts.

by Anonymousreply 92March 28, 2021 2:49 PM

William is very handsome. He has a strong personality and the forbearance to spot grifter Markle from a mile away.

by Anonymousreply 93March 28, 2021 2:49 PM

@r90, I'll slow it down a bit for you... YOU assumed the people dragging Baldilocks are from lipstick alley. I, a Middle-aged Gay Guy, am here to let you know your assumption was incorrect. I'm also curious as to why you would have a "soft spot" for a jerk like Baldilocks unless you two share the same bald soft spot on top of your head.

I hope that was clear... Idiot

by Anonymousreply 94March 28, 2021 2:50 PM

"William is very handsome. He has a strong personality and the forbearance to spot grifter Markle from a mile away. "

Knock it off, Kate, even you don't believe that crap

The guys on the right would like a word with Baldilocks

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by Anonymousreply 95March 28, 2021 2:58 PM

This is incorrect. This title is still a draw between Steve Austin and Bill Goldberg.

by Anonymousreply 96March 28, 2021 2:58 PM

R28 Maybe because nobody's ever heard of him?

by Anonymousreply 97March 28, 2021 2:59 PM

William’smteeth don’t fit in his mouth. He is a fugly.

by Anonymousreply 98March 28, 2021 4:45 PM

[quote] I am not gay and neither am I bald but thanks for playing idiot.

Then why are you here? Be gone, before someone licks you.

by Anonymousreply 99March 28, 2021 4:50 PM

[quote] In this day and age and with his money, it is simply beyond belief that he didn’t try to keep his hair.

Why would he possibly need to do so? He's not a movie star. He can look like anything he wants and he's still heir to the throne. The BRF and their circle would consider it beneath his dignity and station in life if he were to try to keep his hair.

You're making the mistake that Meghan made. The royal family are not Hollywood celebrities, and they do not think like them.

by Anonymousreply 100March 28, 2021 4:59 PM

Ugliest heir in recent history was the priapic international jizzer Prince Albert and he was very nice looking up until mid 20s.

by Anonymousreply 101March 28, 2021 5:01 PM

Prince William's looks dissipated dramatically when he lost his hair. He needs a good head of hair for facial framing and contrast to his bone structure.

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by Anonymousreply 102March 28, 2021 5:03 PM

R100 you are a Frau

by Anonymousreply 103March 28, 2021 5:04 PM

He could easily have done some Propecia, etc., and some transplants. And these days weaves and toupees are quite good. No reason to run around bald at age 30.

by Anonymousreply 104March 28, 2021 5:06 PM

[quote]R83 A lot of William haters. It seems most of you left lipstick alley and came here to bash william.

MARY! One doesn’t have to have an agenda to see that William is utterly dull looking and lacks any drop of sex appeal.

Are we supposed to accept Big Liz as a scorching hot pinup next??

by Anonymousreply 105March 28, 2021 5:33 PM

William, while not fucking ugly, has not aged well either. You people who are so invested in hating Harry and Meghan, need to take your fucking blinders off. You can still hate Harry and Meghan, without betraying your eyesight. William on any sexy list at this point in his life is fucking ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 106March 28, 2021 5:41 PM

"You're making the mistake that Meghan made. The royal family are not Hollywood celebrities, and they do not think like them. "

Then why do they use all the Hollywood PR tricks and photo ops as Hollywood celebrities do? If you're going to court and manipulate public opinion then you play by celebrity rules

by Anonymousreply 107March 28, 2021 8:09 PM

[quote]R107 If [the BRF’s] going to court and manipulate public opinion then you play by celebrity rules

Especially while leeching off the public teat!

by Anonymousreply 108March 28, 2021 8:21 PM

Sexy doesn’t just mean handsome. It can be personality, power, character, etc.

Harry looks like Charles, particularly the closely set beady eyes.

by Anonymousreply 109March 28, 2021 8:33 PM

^ To me 50% of a sexy guy is found in his personality. Harry is loaded with charisma and personality, William walks around with a stick up his ass and the same goes for Princess Doormat

by Anonymousreply 110March 28, 2021 8:37 PM

The Royal Family are usually unattractive and they look like hillbillies to me. If they weren't who they were, nobody would look twice at them on the street.

by Anonymousreply 111March 28, 2021 8:48 PM

The jowls are really turn off. Worse than the receding hairline is the disappearing jaw line.

by Anonymousreply 112March 28, 2021 8:51 PM

@r111, That's because Hillbillies are all English/Welsh/Scottish ancestry

by Anonymousreply 113March 28, 2021 8:53 PM

I love that Alex Beresford who single-handedly took down Piers Morgan has gotten a 1000 likes as being a hotter bald guy then William. Alex is cool

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by Anonymousreply 114March 28, 2021 8:56 PM

I’d take him over that juicehead The Rock and caterpillar eyebrows on the left.

by Anonymousreply 115March 28, 2021 9:00 PM

Harry is ugly. Really unattractive. The rat eyes, red, balding hair, blotchy coloring, thin lips, mean mouth. PC looks older than the Queen.

by Anonymousreply 116March 28, 2021 9:02 PM

William is sexless

by Anonymousreply 117March 28, 2021 9:03 PM

Kate Middleton is pretty, but she also has an extremely bony face.

by Anonymousreply 118March 28, 2021 9:09 PM

Plus those sad English teeths!

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by Anonymousreply 119March 28, 2021 9:21 PM

"Harry is ugly. Really unattractive. The rat eyes, red, balding hair, blotchy coloring, thin lips, mean mouth. PC looks older than the Queen. "

Oh, for Christ's sake, your Queen looks like Yoda

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by Anonymousreply 120March 28, 2021 9:25 PM

R117 True. Not particularly masculine and not much charisma.

by Anonymousreply 121March 28, 2021 9:30 PM

Joy Reid is calling out the royal family for their bullshit

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by Anonymousreply 122March 28, 2021 9:47 PM

Spot the ~~~seethingly jealous magbots~~~

by Anonymousreply 123March 28, 2021 9:47 PM

William is below average if you ask me. He has a nice frame, but he isn’t toned. Beady eyes ser too close together, weird teeth and big ol bald head witha 30ish face. He has zero sex appeal. Harry is in different league.

by Anonymousreply 124March 28, 2021 11:36 PM

Weird, yellow teeth, r124. All of that tea, I guess...

by Anonymousreply 125March 28, 2021 11:44 PM

End the monarchy...

William isn’t racist and now he’s the world’s sexiest bald man?

End the monarchy, please.

by Anonymousreply 126March 28, 2021 11:46 PM

As the pro monarchy worker bees buzz on and on about “duty” and “loyalty”.... would the royals continue their supposed life of service if it was just in exchange for room and board at Kensington Palace?

I imagine not. Even though they’re practically rich beyond measure.

by Anonymousreply 127March 28, 2021 11:52 PM

He is absolutely not at the top of the list. First of all he needs to shave his head properly. Second he looks like a dork.

by Anonymousreply 128March 29, 2021 1:45 AM

You do all know that this declaration is made according to google search statistics, right?

by Anonymousreply 129March 29, 2021 1:52 AM

He’s a bit horsey looking. Like feed him an apple.

by Anonymousreply 130March 29, 2021 1:58 AM

Why are we segregating bald people from haired people, and men from women and T++'s? I don't like it. It makes us all unequal, instead of promoting complete unit of the community. I don't think it is fair that some are haired, while a minority are bald (or 'unhaired' as some now like to be called, and I think we should respect their wishes. It's the right thing to do.) But, in the end, I think we should not have hair inequality; we need to have an equal hair outcome. Everyone must be unhaired! No hair, no piece!

by Anonymousreply 131March 29, 2021 2:07 AM

The rights of the follically-challenged are important. They too deserve a voice.

by Anonymousreply 132March 29, 2021 2:10 AM

Seriously I hope Karma rocks some of your boats. You get we all age don’t we ? Fuck you wouldn’t think it.

If William pulled his pants down and asked you to suck his cock I know wouldn’t be the only one to do it.

Ageism is the last thing apparently we can hold onto apparently

by Anonymousreply 133March 29, 2021 2:20 AM

He looks like a Bartlett pear.

by Anonymousreply 134March 29, 2021 2:22 AM

[quote]R133 Ageism is the last thing apparently we can hold onto apparently

He’s only 38. It’s not his age that’s the problem, it’s his FACE.

(His inherent racism doesn’t help, either.)

by Anonymousreply 135March 29, 2021 2:24 AM

Disliking Meghan Markle doesn’t make him racist. It makes him a good judge of character.

by Anonymousreply 136March 29, 2021 2:28 AM

[quote]If William pulled his pants down and asked you to suck his cock I know wouldn’t be the only one to do it.

Girl, don't superimpose your strange fetishes on to the rest of us. There are a lot of cocks in this world that I want to suck and that it ain't one of them. And it has nothing to do with his age and everything to do with that stick up his ass. And for the record, I wouldn't blow Harry either. He'd be great fun to hang out with, but I don't find him out either. Now let's talk about Arthur Chatto. I would gladly suck that cock.

by Anonymousreply 137March 29, 2021 2:29 AM

[quote]Disliking Meghan Markle doesn’t make him racist. It makes him a good judge of character.

Some of you were clearly dropped on your heads as babies. Seek help.

by Anonymousreply 138March 29, 2021 2:30 AM

He's the ugliest 39 year old alive. Weird egg shaped skull. Only Klan Grannies find him attractive.

by Anonymousreply 139March 29, 2021 2:30 AM

Max George is the hottest British baldie. Used to be in the Wanted.

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by Anonymousreply 140March 29, 2021 2:35 AM

'William having a beautiful wife and children also provides a halo effect.'

Replikate looks 48 these days with her dried out skin. Anorexia is ageing.

by Anonymousreply 141March 29, 2021 2:37 AM

This obviously isn’t the forum for you, r138. I suggest you are the one who needs help.

by Anonymousreply 142March 29, 2021 2:38 AM

'Anyone who thinks William is better looking than Harry is either extremely sight impaired, or just plain stupid.'

Or a Klan Granny.

by Anonymousreply 143March 29, 2021 2:39 AM

Seems like only yesterday...

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by Anonymousreply 144March 29, 2021 2:42 AM

Harry looks smiley and jubilant every time he's out with Meghan, as if he really did win life's jackpot. William in contrast appears miserable and bad tempered. I bet he bullies poor servile Kate and sighs as he looks out at stinking central London from ugly Kensington Palace, which looks like a lunatic asylum. Meanwhile Harry is Facetiming him from the pool in gorgeous Montecito.

by Anonymousreply 145March 29, 2021 2:42 AM

Harry is not Facetiming William or vice versa r145. Not at this moment in time.

by Anonymousreply 146March 29, 2021 2:55 AM

How do you know that, R146?

by Anonymousreply 147March 29, 2021 3:59 AM

Right down to the teeth...

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by Anonymousreply 148March 29, 2021 4:07 AM

Why just a wild guess r147. I mean, nothing could have transpired in say, the past two weeks, that might make them less close would it?

by Anonymousreply 149March 29, 2021 4:30 AM

[quote] [R100] you are a Frau

Wrong again, honey.

You're not terribly bright, it seems.

by Anonymousreply 150March 29, 2021 4:32 AM

[quote] [R107] If [the BRF’s] going to court and manipulate public opinion then you play by celebrity rules

Royalty have been around much, much longer than American media celebrities have. They play by their rules, not by yours.

by Anonymousreply 151March 29, 2021 4:34 AM

This thread is exhausting.

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by Anonymousreply 152March 29, 2021 6:19 AM

This thread is spot on. Baldilocks and Princess Doormat have been falling all over themselves stepping in one pile of shit after another ever since H&M handed their asses to them on a silver platter. They've been exposed as being the lying, petty mean girls that they are. If anyone "brings down the monarchy" it will be these two stupid fucks

by Anonymousreply 153March 29, 2021 8:48 AM

Ummm, Baldilocks's and Kate's popularity is the HIGHEST its ever been amongst their subjects right now, be every UK poll. They are pretty much widely beloved and the entire Sussex scandal has driven their popularity even higher.

In fact, the entire Oprah interview has solidified support for the monarchy, not diminished it. Nice going Haz & Meg.

by Anonymousreply 154March 29, 2021 12:51 PM

^ Everyone on the Isle of Misery in the not so great Britain may love these two simps, but the rest of the world is dragging them from here to next Thursday. Baldilocks is the laughing stock of the internet right now and if there's one thing I know about Brits they hate to be laughed at. Sensitive lot you are

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by Anonymousreply 155March 29, 2021 1:01 PM

They rule over the UK, so why would they give a shit about the rest of the world? Laughable. Do Americans care what other countries think about their President/Head-of-State? Of course not.

They're beloved at home, and still maintaining popularity abroad. Show us the polls that note their popularity dipping elsewhere (although those don't matter).

They will be an extremely popular King and Queen, living large and ruling over a nation well into old age. While H&M will be surfing the dog-eat-dog world in Ho-wood, trying to get by at the rate they spend, watching their middle-aged recognition levels fall while they're replaced by ever-younger vapid up-and-comers.

by Anonymousreply 156March 29, 2021 1:12 PM

Because you Brits are keenly aware of your position on the world stage. Once Queen Yoda bites the dirt the Commonwealth is going to dump your butts rather then worship her loser kid and grandkid. All this silly PR at the hands of Jason Knauf has made your royals a laughing stock

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by Anonymousreply 157March 29, 2021 1:52 PM

Most of megagin and Harry the dumb dumb fangurls are small and we should pity those insecure fools. They project their insecurity into others. Harry will go bald in few years and it will be interesting to see what those mouth foaming idiots fanatics start to say about Harry the dumb dumb.

by Anonymousreply 158March 29, 2021 1:56 PM

^ Harry has already gotten his hair plugs, he will not go bald. Baldilocks should have fixed his teeth and hair years ago. He's gross

by Anonymousreply 159March 29, 2021 1:59 PM

Let's see what has Will's PR done so far:

1) The black friend stories

2) The Will is being extra protective of Kate stories

3) Now they're doing the sexy bald guy angle

4) Some poor fragile reporter is being attacked by supporters of Harry & Meghan

Expect to see these next PR stunts

-Will and Kate make plans to adopt an African baby

- Kate's 'stressed induced' health scare with Will camping out at her beside until she pulls through

- Will endorses Idris Elba to be the next James Bond

- Will donates bone marrow to Prince Philip

-Princess Kate and her BIPOC gal pals photographed watching Drag Race

by Anonymousreply 160March 29, 2021 2:39 PM

^ You're good, I bow to the master ;-)

by Anonymousreply 161March 29, 2021 2:42 PM

R160 you seem really obsessed with Williams and the royal family. I don't like Harry dumb dumb and his brother but most of you are really pathetic fighting their battles for them. When do your check clear.

by Anonymousreply 162March 29, 2021 2:45 PM

^ Harry and Meghan pay me a $1000 a post. What do Baldilocks and Princess Doormat pay?

by Anonymousreply 163March 29, 2021 2:53 PM

WTF...

by Anonymousreply 164March 29, 2021 2:56 PM

I am a huge fan of bald men, I think it's really attractive, and there's no way Prince William would EVER be on a list of hot bald men in my opinion, let alone number one.

by Anonymousreply 165March 29, 2021 3:22 PM

R163 they can't afford to pay their fans since they have no money. Besides you are prostituting your self for free why would they pay you.

by Anonymousreply 166March 29, 2021 3:26 PM

Remember when Jennifer Aniston was declared "Sexiest Woman Of All Time" by Men's Health magazine?

This is like that: ludicrous PR-concocted BULLSHIT.

by Anonymousreply 167March 29, 2021 10:04 PM

[quote] They rule over the UK, so why would they give a shit about the rest of the world? Laughable. Do Americans care what other countries think about their President/Head-of-State? Of course not. They're beloved at home, and still maintaining popularity abroad.

but the big argument for having the monarchy has ALWAYS been the monarchy supposedly help's bring in millions or billions for tourism

by Anonymousreply 168March 29, 2021 10:32 PM

William is ugly as sin and a chronic adulterer just like his father, whereas the idea of uxorious Harry cheating on Meghan is absurd. He still looks besotted with her.

by Anonymousreply 169March 30, 2021 1:55 AM

If William's beard grows in nice and dark, which it seems to do, maybe he should shave his head entirely and just have a beard. Harry's ginger beard is gross/ageing and he doesn't need it considering he's grown his hair back via plugs etc.

by Anonymousreply 170March 30, 2021 1:56 AM

Harry cheated on all of his girlfriends, including Chelsy and Cressida Bonas. Who thinks he won't eventually step out on Megs? He has more invested with her than the others, but a leopard doesn't change its spots.

by Anonymousreply 171March 30, 2021 1:57 AM

^ Maybe, just maybe he takes his marriage seriously. Crazy concept, huh?

by Anonymousreply 172March 30, 2021 8:09 AM

Meghan will dump him before he has a chance to cheat. She's set him up already to take the fall (He didn't help me when I wanted to kill myself and our child!!!).

by Anonymousreply 173March 30, 2021 8:22 AM

He didn't hold hands with Cressida and Chelsy or have that besotted expression he has with Meghan. She isn't the docile Kate type who tolerates infidelity and why would Harry risk losing custody of his children?

by Anonymousreply 174March 30, 2021 8:24 AM

"(He didn't help me when I wanted to kill myself and our child!!!). "

Bull, she said on world wide television that he saved her by removing them from the situation

I know, listening is hard when it doesn't fit your narrative

by Anonymousreply 175March 30, 2021 8:31 AM

You take what Meghan says seriously I see. Ok.

She may have said that he took them away, but wtf did he do the entire time they were there? Not take her to an MD or treatment, let her waddle over to the HR department of all places, even though he's a world-famous mental health advocate. I mean, care to explain that?

But then again he also sat there with Oprah and let his wife publicly flub up nearly every detail of their royal life, from rights to titles, to royal security, to where their licenses and passports were (in their own hands, apparently), to the number of weddings they had. Why anyone would be surprised they'd mess up straightforward things like immediate healthcare isn't shocking.

by Anonymousreply 176March 30, 2021 12:54 PM

At least Harry didn't make himself a laughing stock like Baldilocks did...

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by Anonymousreply 177March 30, 2021 1:10 PM

William and his Rose bush, or how he sees himself

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by Anonymousreply 178March 30, 2021 1:21 PM

Harry fanwhores are pathetic and obsessed with hating Williams.

by Anonymousreply 179March 30, 2021 1:36 PM

^Williams what, dear?

by Anonymousreply 180March 30, 2021 1:48 PM

“Wills, like I can hook you up with a fantastic lace front wig and a blow job”

by Anonymousreply 181March 30, 2021 9:04 PM

^ Jason Knauf has the blow job thing covered

by Anonymousreply 182March 30, 2021 9:22 PM

I would rub Will's bulbous bald head with olive oil for days!! And then be back at work on Monday.

by Anonymousreply 183March 31, 2021 6:05 AM

^ Why, he already looks like an overly ripe green olive?

by Anonymousreply 184March 31, 2021 9:41 AM

It constantly amazes me how some of you noxious queens seem to know every bit of minutiae that goes on in Prince Harry & Meghan Markle's lives, right down to their private conversations, thoughts, and plans for their future. It must give you such a feeling of power to be so 'in' in two people's lives who you have never and will never meet, speak to, or even pass on the street.

by Anonymousreply 185March 31, 2021 12:31 PM

^ The Klan Grannies are all seeing and all knowing

by Anonymousreply 186March 31, 2021 12:46 PM

No different than the tapeworm KG Trolls, who psychically know how Megs and Haz are feeling, what they're up to, and what they really mean to be saying whenever they speak. Cuts both ways.

by Anonymousreply 187March 31, 2021 6:20 PM

Amongst their stans r154. Not normal people.

Why are you a liar?

by Anonymousreply 188March 31, 2021 6:21 PM

It's called POLLING r188, that's what it's based on. Pollsters don't have a magic pair of glasses, enabling them to contact only those people who support the BRF. But somehow I don't think you realize that.

It was a series of polls in the UK after the interview. Several were posted in threads here and already discussed, get busy with the Search page and find them. The monarchy as a whole is enjoying solid, widespread support in the UK, support hasn't budged a bit since the Oprah mess.

by Anonymousreply 189March 31, 2021 6:25 PM

Why are you still lying r189? If they lie about not being racist or made up statistics about being the world’s sexiest bald man, why should I believe you, an obvious stan? Y’all can’t even lie properly.

by Anonymousreply 190March 31, 2021 6:30 PM

It's not lying dimwit, it was well publicized. And you're obviously too lazy to read the news. But you keep on believing your fake f acts and news. The monarchy is as solid as ever in the UK.

by Anonymousreply 191March 31, 2021 11:47 PM

Oh, R191, it just goes on and on...let us guess, you have the inside track, because your mother's pimp's cousin's sister-in-law sucked off someone at the palace, so you got all of your information first-hand.

Let's have a kiki!

by Anonymousreply 192April 1, 2021 1:14 AM

He looks like a penis that just saw it’s first vagina. The surprised face is oft putting.

by Anonymousreply 193April 1, 2021 1:25 AM

No it was actually your mother that told me r192. After she fucked old cue ball William himself. For the tenth time.

Learn to read the actual news ffs.

by Anonymousreply 194April 1, 2021 2:14 AM

But r194, your news LIES...it pumps up the image of Will and Kate, the true grifters. Welfare cases.

Liars get cancer, remember that...

by Anonymousreply 195April 1, 2021 2:18 AM

[quote]The monarchy is as solid as ever in the UK.

It's this kind of reaction that I don't understand. And let me state, everyone is entitled to not like someone. You've chosen not to like Meghan Markle and I guess Harry by association, and that's fine. But what I find fascinating is that the monarchy and this particular family in general has history of being dysfunctional, hateful, backstabby, lying, cruel, heartless and distant and yet you've decided to blame Meghan for all the problems.

The only time the Monarchy was ever in any real danger, and even then the threat was miniscule, was from Diana. If she would have lived, she would have been a thorn in their side and constantly pulling focus. Meghan was never a threat. People like to call this woman a famewhore and grifter. Please, you can't out famewhore and out grifter a bunch of famewhores and grifters. If Meghan is what you all say she is, then she was in very fine company.

In other threads I have stated my issues with Harry and Meghan, but this idea of rallying around the monarchy because you don't like somebody is so absolutely silly and high school. The monarchy does not need your protection, definitely not from Harry and Meghan. And truly, what does rallying around the monarchy get you? None of these people know you or give two fucks about you. You're participating in stan wars and that's it.

by Anonymousreply 196April 1, 2021 2:21 AM

Then I guess r195 you are doomed for an early and dreadful death. As are your icons, the Duke and Duchess of Deception. Sad.

Say hello to your mother for us.

by Anonymousreply 197April 1, 2021 2:22 AM

[quote]But what I find fascinating is that the monarchy and this particular family in general has history of being dysfunctional, hateful, backstabby, lying, cruel, heartless and distant and yet you've decided to blame Meghan for all the problems.

Who said Meghan is to blame for all the problems? I certainly never said it, nor think it.

It's not 'rallying round' the monarchy or 'protecting it' from anyone to state the plainly observed fact that several polls in the UK show no movement up or down in the support levels for it, immediately after the supposedly critical interview by H&M. It's an observation that even disgruntled family members who cry and howl about their lot in the BRF, and who have a fairly visible platform, weren't able dislodge the monarchy's basic popularity. Nothing more or less.

by Anonymousreply 198April 1, 2021 2:26 AM

R198 they didn”t “cry and howl.” Your bias is so pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 199April 1, 2021 12:01 PM

Meghan was weeping tears of pure joy then, with Oprah lol. Those were happy tears. And Harry's constant litany of complaints really means he isn't resentful. ok.

by Anonymousreply 200April 1, 2021 12:54 PM

R197, why you so mad though,boo? Because you’re a liar?

Duke and Duchess of Deception? Are we replacing Barbara Cartland? Do better.

by Anonymousreply 201April 1, 2021 6:05 PM

My apologies to Jason Statham for this gross error in judgment.

by Anonymousreply 202April 1, 2021 6:07 PM

[quote]Who said Meghan is to blame for all the problems? I certainly never said it, nor think it.

You may not have said it or thought it, but it's common theme in a lot of threads. A lot of people in those threads characterize the BRF as the Waltons and Meghan as Alexis Carrington. The bullshit that gets grafted on to this woman and Harry by association is pure insanity.

by Anonymousreply 203April 1, 2021 6:16 PM

Andrew and his sexual exploitation of barely legal girls makes The Sussexes so-called errors in judgment look like a kid sticking their hands in a pie.

by Anonymousreply 204April 2, 2021 5:21 PM
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