Or has it not been discussed with all the allegations because it’s nothing to write home about?
Does anyone really think he didn’t send photos or video of himself masturbating?
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Or has it not been discussed with all the allegations because it’s nothing to write home about?
Does anyone really think he didn’t send photos or video of himself masturbating?
by Anonymous | reply 248 | March 31, 2021 5:34 PM |
There was a comment left on an Deadline article about Armie years ago where someone wrote that he saw Armie at the urinal when he came in for a meeting and that his dick was the size of a 32 oz bottle of Pepsi Max.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 23, 2021 1:30 AM |
Probably.
The big balls are why he's so horny. The bigger the nuts, the hornier the dude.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 23, 2021 1:31 AM |
He has tinymeat. That’s why he wouldn’t show it in Call Me By Your Name.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 23, 2021 1:33 AM |
If his dick was huge, it would be referenced in his countless leaked texts and social media exchanges. It never was. His dick is average, at best.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 23, 2021 1:34 AM |
Supposedly his dad Michael Hammer does. Though Armie probably got his genes from his mom's side.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 23, 2021 1:34 AM |
Good lord his father looks like Tan Mom!!!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 23, 2021 1:36 AM |
Effie said it is not that big.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 23, 2021 1:43 AM |
He screams Tiny Dick Syndrome. Besides his girlfriend said it was at most 7 inches which means it's 5 inches. Girls tend to be charitable with guys they fall for.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 23, 2021 1:57 AM |
Most cheaters have big penises. Or, a guy is way more likely to cheat if he has a big dong. That’s a fact, Jack.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 23, 2021 1:59 AM |
That porn star woman said she had forgotten she had even slept with him until the allegations came out so I'm thinking not so big.
He only lasted minutes too
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 23, 2021 2:19 AM |
R10 She also said his messages were 'a bit murdery'
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 23, 2021 2:21 AM |
So, what, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 23, 2021 2:37 AM |
[quote]Most cheaters have big penises. Or, a guy is way more likely to cheat if he has a big dong.
More likely to cheat if he has big balls and/or is an insatiable bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 23, 2021 2:38 AM |
Is this the new thread?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 23, 2021 2:00 PM |
R14 yes
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 23, 2021 2:02 PM |
Pity he didn't get it out in CMBYN as requested, because he was afraid of Harper being teased at school about it.
LOL.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 23, 2021 2:06 PM |
That poor little girl will have to be ashamed of something else unfortunately ....
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 23, 2021 2:10 PM |
R16 I think Elio having a dick twice as big as Oliver would have thrown the dynamic of the movie.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 23, 2021 2:23 PM |
Since he’s been outed as a rapist/cannibal/out & out perv, why does it matter? How can someone find him attractive still?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 23, 2021 2:26 PM |
Meanwhile, the crazies have decided that his new woman must be ‘yet another sham girlfriend’ and that Armie's ‘gay pink shirt’ in this photo is their proof of his everlasting love for Timmay.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 23, 2021 2:27 PM |
I understand that Datalounge exists so that people can be make snarky and judgmental comments about things they don't really know any about. But, give the guy a break.
And to the point of this thread, I assume every man is hung like a horse until I'm proven wrong. It makes like far more interesting.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 23, 2021 2:33 PM |
R22 Er no.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 23, 2021 2:35 PM |
He would probably have sex with a dude if you let him remove your brain to eat and fuck. And people thought fucking a peach was kinky...
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 23, 2021 2:41 PM |
R24 And lol - he pretended not to understand the symbolism of eating the jizz peach.
A fucking cannibal
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 23, 2021 2:44 PM |
I’m guessing probably not and that’s part of why he’s so messed up.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 23, 2021 2:57 PM |
R26 Especially if Michael has a big ol' schlong like he claims.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 23, 2021 2:58 PM |
Didn’t Courtney say it was average? And so did someone else I think
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 23, 2021 2:59 PM |
No, but I bet that, since he was fat when he was young, he has lots of stretch marks on his inner thighs, butt, and groin. Yes, I know he's shown his butt, but it's called makeup, etc.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 23, 2021 3:01 PM |
R29 And around his mouth - allegedly
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 23, 2021 3:03 PM |
What's that? Timmy and Lily back together?
Could this be the year of the (half) Charmie wedding???
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 23, 2021 4:13 PM |
"They split up a year ago, but they've decided to give their relationship another shot" a source confirms to In Touch.
Apparently Timothee 25, thought he wanted to be single but was lost without Lily-Rose 21 "so he begged her to give him another chance which she did"
And after everything Armie has put himself through just to be with Timmy!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 23, 2021 4:18 PM |
R32 Do you have a link? This is too funny if true. The timing! The culties will be in conspiracy theory heaven with this one...
by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 23, 2021 4:36 PM |
r32 I will laugh so hard if this is true but I cant find anything online about it. Is it in their print version?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 23, 2021 5:09 PM |
R34 S/o just sent me an image - I've asked for the link but they haven't responded yet.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 23, 2021 5:20 PM |
I wouldn’t be surprised if it was true. There were like h to three different sightings a few weeks ago of Timmy and Lily in her apartment building. Most people wrote them off at the time but it might have been true if they’re back together
by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 23, 2021 5:37 PM |
He is tall and has big feet. I would say yes, he has a big dick.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 23, 2021 5:40 PM |
Someone on the previous thread asked if Charmies are like those involved in Prancing Ponies - yes that's it exactly, in fact I wouldn't be surprised if some of them are the same people. Right down to thinking they're being sent secret messages in the form of the colour of clothes, as R21 shows.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | March 23, 2021 5:42 PM |
He must like to hide it as there is no proof of one. Look at pictures of him in shorts.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 23, 2021 5:43 PM |
Plenty of time to reshoot his scenes if they so desire.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | March 23, 2021 7:01 PM |
Never mind Armie stans!!!
Maybe they'll televise the court case
by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 23, 2021 7:21 PM |
They'll never reshoot dotn, it's a pretty expensive production. Also Gal is pregnant. I think they hope for the best regarding Hammer stories, he'll be cut from the promo and that's it.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 23, 2021 7:24 PM |
Big balls like the kind when you can’t fit both of them in your mouth at once 🤤
by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 23, 2021 7:55 PM |
He's got fuck all downstairs and fuck all upstairs
He's basically fuck all
by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 23, 2021 8:11 PM |
AH stans happy about the delay. He will be vindicated and can resume full press tour by then ! !!! !
by Anonymous | reply 46 | March 23, 2021 9:31 PM |
It’s huge and I want him to abuse my mouth and ass
by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 23, 2021 9:56 PM |
R33 it is supposedly in the March 22 issue of mag
by Anonymous | reply 48 | March 23, 2021 11:38 PM |
R47 You'd better slit your wrists now so they will be enough blood to lube his huge dick for anal.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 23, 2021 11:58 PM |
That's just not how the gods work. You either get to be good looking or you get a big cock. It is very, very rare when you can get both.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 24, 2021 12:04 AM |
R50, I’m a rare kind of guy.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | March 24, 2021 12:06 AM |
r38, thanks for answering my question. The Twitards were like this too, even though Rob was with FKA Twigs in London while Kristin was in another continent, trying not to be attracted to women.
Also, I've seen big balls with average dick.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | March 24, 2021 12:34 AM |
I dreamt last night he stuffed his toes in my mouth and I suck and we both got off
by Anonymous | reply 53 | March 24, 2021 1:23 AM |
It's well known that his cock is small. Those tiny shorts didn't show a hint of anything. There was the cover story that they had to cgi out his balls bc they slipped through the shorts but there was also no sign of a cock either. He also expressed declined full frontal allegedly bc he didn't want to embarrass his teenage daughter but now we know it's bc Timothee is hung like a horse and he isn't.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | March 24, 2021 2:39 AM |
The culties really do think that his team have actually orchestrated RAPE allegations as continued proof that he's straight 🤯 This latest gem from one of the most deranged tumblr fantasists, chaneladdict2point0:
"Since last Jan everything about him has been about showing how het he is. You know like the guy in HS that made a big fuss about how many chicks he was banging when in reality he was banging himself into his mattress? Those vibes. From liking 39393939439493939394394394 ig ‘‘models’‘ a day, to all that’s followed, this circus continues to scream over-compensation."
by Anonymous | reply 55 | March 24, 2021 6:07 AM |
Of course, the funny thing about that, R55, is no-one thought Hammer was gay anyway - well besides the loons. So there'd be absolutely no need for any kind of cover up like that. But logic is one of the many things which escapes them.
I will say though, the comparison to a pathetic guy in HS is apt, just not the way they think it is.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | March 24, 2021 6:52 AM |
In that Cohen interview we see he has huge feet, too.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | March 24, 2021 7:14 AM |
R57 huge feet and a small dick. Nobody wants to see that. R56 I don't think people thought he was gay, just likes to bottom and craves dick. But Effie says he's pansexual so that undermines your point and the shippers who think this is to make him look heterosexual. Is rape a good look to those weirdos? Do they think it's manly?
by Anonymous | reply 58 | March 24, 2021 10:31 AM |
Oh well if Effie says it...
And no, no-one outside of loon-infested bubbles thought he was into dick.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | March 24, 2021 10:33 AM |
R59 I'll go ahead and believe the person who actually had sex with him over the homophobic internet troll. Being pansexual isn't a crime, Karen.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | March 24, 2021 11:07 AM |
R60 Okay, Charmie
by Anonymous | reply 61 | March 24, 2021 12:19 PM |
R61 LMAO. You wish. Timmy wouldn't go near that freak with my dick. I've heard he likes them big and buff. Timmy too skinny.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | March 24, 2021 12:36 PM |
I'm still sad that these women couldn't produce a single cock picture. All that drama and no nudes? Straight people are so freaking boring.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | March 24, 2021 12:39 PM |
R62 Except you don't have a dick, frau. And as for pretending you've heard some kind of insider gossip - everyone reading that is just going to cringe in embarrassment for you.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | March 24, 2021 12:40 PM |
R64 There you are claiming to speak for everyone on DL again
I'm cringing for you
by Anonymous | reply 65 | March 24, 2021 12:42 PM |
R65 Fair point, I certainly don't speak for the loons like you. You gals are so gullible you'll swallow anything.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | March 24, 2021 12:44 PM |
R66 You literally only speak for yourself
by Anonymous | reply 67 | March 24, 2021 12:46 PM |
If all of this women came crawling back to him after he beat the shit out of them he must have some crazy dick magic going on. I bet it's fat.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | March 24, 2021 2:24 PM |
I'm going to assume that no-dick pics are because he does have a small one-guys with average to big are proud of showing it off, and that incoherent rambling sext from Effie was when she was drunk, or on drugs, hence the bad grammar and spelling.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | March 24, 2021 2:32 PM |
It's not rocket science. You can't see his dick in even the tightest shorts or jeans. 3 girls who've seen it say it's average/small. He is angry and unhinged. Exuding little dick energy. And he's too afraid to do nude scenes.
R68 the chicks crawl back because he's an oil heir and they're not bothered by tinymeat like gay men.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | March 24, 2021 2:34 PM |
R69 Are you by any chance drunk or on drugs right now?
by Anonymous | reply 71 | March 24, 2021 2:34 PM |
The other rapist, Ansel has a third arm. He's your man. Someone bring over that pic of him wearing those shorts. Or any shorts. I'm drooling.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | March 24, 2021 2:36 PM |
R69 You don't send dick pics with tinymeat.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | March 24, 2021 2:39 PM |
R70 Ok, so they're all gold digging whores? That explains the sudden rape allegation.
R72 Ansel looks like a child. Same goes for his rat friend. They're only attractive to pedo fraus.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | March 24, 2021 2:39 PM |
Armie has a filthy rich dick with a great big bank account. More than that you would be a fool to care about.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | March 24, 2021 2:40 PM |
R75 that bank account is going to take a big nit what with the divorce and possible settlements/awards
by Anonymous | reply 76 | March 24, 2021 2:49 PM |
R76 *hit
by Anonymous | reply 77 | March 24, 2021 2:50 PM |
R74 I'm not attracted to that buttaface Ansel, just his meaty dick. I thought we were discussing dick size. Nobody wants to date a accused rapist with a small dick.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | March 24, 2021 3:10 PM |
R16 has got to be THE creepiest post on here in DL history. And that is saying a lot.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | March 24, 2021 3:33 PM |
🍽 🧠 😋
by Anonymous | reply 80 | March 24, 2021 3:54 PM |
R79 Clam your tits, The poster is merely recalling Armie's own creepy ass words.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | March 24, 2021 4:06 PM |
R79 It was Hammer himself who said he refused to go full-frontal because he didn't want his daughter to be teased about it at school.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | March 24, 2021 4:07 PM |
Dark and terrifying....
Makes a change from blond and bland at least
by Anonymous | reply 83 | March 24, 2021 5:45 PM |
Do you think he refers to his dick as “the HAMMER!”
by Anonymous | reply 84 | March 24, 2021 5:54 PM |
R84 It's more of a nail
by Anonymous | reply 85 | March 24, 2021 5:55 PM |
There’s what it is, and there’s what he refers to it as!
by Anonymous | reply 86 | March 24, 2021 5:57 PM |
R86 The Wreckoning
by Anonymous | reply 87 | March 24, 2021 6:06 PM |
R84 I hope so. I also hope he swings it like a hammer.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | March 24, 2021 6:57 PM |
R88 swings it like a hammer while he eats their face off!
by Anonymous | reply 89 | March 24, 2021 7:39 PM |
You know he used, "It's Hammer time!" as some point.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | March 24, 2021 8:27 PM |
R90 Right before he cums!
by Anonymous | reply 91 | March 24, 2021 8:37 PM |
R90 Right before he hits you with an actual hammer.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | March 24, 2021 9:15 PM |
Rainbow Dipshit :
I see the discussion going around and.... Armie settling for a undisclosed pay out is the worst thing he could do. I hope him and his lawyer have a better strategy and better evidence on their side for that. Paying your blackmail essentially, just makes ppl think you’re guilty and paying off victims and he might not ever come back from that stigma. the best thing to do is wait till the lapd comes back in your favor, then dump a bunch of info the media that shows how it was a all a big scam, and then announce you are suing for defamation (with any won funds to go to a charity that supports actual victims of violence). sue effie and gloria at least. the insta girls might get away with it since they’ve gone quiet and he might wanna focus on suing who would have the biggest impact. I would say—Effie and Gloria and DuhMoi
How dumb is this woman????
by Anonymous | reply 93 | March 24, 2021 9:17 PM |
R93 Her statements give me joy. Notice how she assumes the LAPD will come back in his favor because it is a scam. She also insists that every woman he is seen with is a PR sham because of Charmie secret love. No imagination to explain why this PR sham includes a possible prison sentence. Or why Chalamet is such an arse as to let his lover get vilified by public opinion rather than come out as gay. It appears her mind belongs in 1800 where being gay is a death sentence.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | March 24, 2021 9:38 PM |
My favourite part about this is that they're in such disarray, you have them pushing two different stories. One with the idea this is all a coverup to make people think he's straight (which they did already), the other that this is all a made up attack against him (and I bet that further splinters into those who believe Liz is behind it and not). Normally they act like a cult and unify behind one idea - so the fact there's competing lunacies will make for some interesting intra-loon drama!
by Anonymous | reply 95 | March 24, 2021 9:48 PM |
R95 There's more from Rainbow Trout along those lines too:
I think it’s as simple as this: if they paid Liz more money they prolly wouldn’t have to deal with this. she wanted sole custody because that meant more money. she wanted that split after ten years because more money. armie said nah and here we are. she’s a greedy bitch. if papa hammer added a few extra zeros on her get lost check, they could probably resolve this. i say just pay her off
Yeah just pay Liz off and it will all magically stop.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | March 24, 2021 9:55 PM |
Did Liz also force him to cheat on her with Effie (and others) while they were married so she could later pay off these women to accuse him of rape during the divorce? Liz is an evil genius, my word.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | March 24, 2021 10:14 PM |
Liz has been planning this since 1980.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | March 24, 2021 10:19 PM |
Charmie mental gymnastics have surpassed all world records at this point
by Anonymous | reply 99 | March 25, 2021 12:31 AM |
Poor Rainbow. She just can’t get her tiny brain around why her King doesn’t just bring out the big guns and blast all the nasty hoes away (including Gloria ‘the idiot’). It’s fun to watch her work herself up into a froth every day trying to make sense of it all, with the reasoning powers of a cockroach on poppers.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | March 25, 2021 6:16 AM |
R98 It was all worked out on her Vision Board.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | March 25, 2021 6:33 AM |
R102, no one is interested in listening to some hysterical Qween.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | March 25, 2021 7:22 AM |
Effie is a lying whore. Fuck her! Fuck her!
by Anonymous | reply 104 | March 25, 2021 7:44 AM |
R104 Effie is a queen!
by Anonymous | reply 105 | March 25, 2021 10:39 AM |
Someone on Reddit is saying there’s a video clip of Armie and the new girl strolling hand in hand? Anyone know anything about this?
by Anonymous | reply 106 | March 25, 2021 11:25 AM |
I don't know if he has a big cock but I sure would like to see it.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | March 25, 2021 11:26 AM |
R107 alleged rapist cock stinks of fish.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | March 25, 2021 12:48 PM |
Uh-oh, we haven't had a targeted mass loon attack in here for a while but I suspect one is incoming after the revelations at R109...
Simpi, time to release your swarm!
by Anonymous | reply 110 | March 25, 2021 2:31 PM |
R109 Deranged girl is still trying to get the upper hand after he posted her "helplessly horny" text. Allred told her to shut the fuck up and to delete twitter. Sigh.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | March 25, 2021 3:36 PM |
R111 and you know this, how? Aren't you all tired of getting it all so wrong? Effie was sent a C&D. Gloria dropped her months ago. Armie didn't even fuck her. So embarrassed for you all, I really am.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | March 25, 2021 3:41 PM |
R111 Yeah.
She's definitely gone for good this time
You're definitely right about it this time...
by Anonymous | reply 113 | March 25, 2021 3:41 PM |
How I know she's deranged? I read her twitter. It was horrible. It's like creating two accounts on DL to write the same comment twice. That kind of derangement.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | March 25, 2021 3:48 PM |
R114 Wait until you read Armie's DMs lol.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | March 25, 2021 3:50 PM |
R114 lol, you sound like a Charmie who believes there's only that one Armie hater in the whole world.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | March 25, 2021 4:02 PM |
R116 I second your comment
or am I you?
by Anonymous | reply 117 | March 25, 2021 4:04 PM |
On Charmie's FB Italian a terrible squalor, terrible language. These vipers are also mature women and probably young mothers. Shameless, without dignity, without heart and without brains. How can signal/indicate or close an FB page?
by Anonymous | reply 118 | March 25, 2021 4:18 PM |
R116 Yes it is me. The Charmies. I am the one you chose to devote your life to. Apparently I am the only thing that gives your measly existence purpose.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | March 25, 2021 5:31 PM |
R119 what are you on about?
by Anonymous | reply 120 | March 25, 2021 6:06 PM |
Have you visited Charmie's Italian FB page? I've been a part of it for some time, never attending their talks, just to have fun and laugh a little. But in the end I walked away from it precisely because of the high level of toxicity. It's true, they are all middle-aged women (but also some young women) and they are really perplexing for the poison and nastiness they manage to spit. For some time their targets have been Liz (obviously ...), Lily Rose and Eiza ... they have thrown up the worst insults towards them and it leaves you speechless because you cannot understand the hatred of these women towards other women. They would also be connected to IG and Tumblr profiles like @misteryofcharmie and @monicamelancolie .... but I think some of you already know them, crazy charmies too. Very often they boasted of having direct contact with Tyler ..... I don't know if it was true but it could also be. Their high level of fanaticism is also due to the fact that in Italy they consider themselves the custodians of the sacred places of CMBYN. Who knows if they had met in 2018 in those places Hammer who was doing his holiday with Effie (as she herself documented with her photos) what could they have done ?? !!! llooll
by Anonymous | reply 121 | March 25, 2021 6:55 PM |
I would think that Liz’s own mother hates and despises her, why should any of us care more than her?
by Anonymous | reply 122 | March 25, 2021 6:58 PM |
I'm bored. We need some more cringy voicemails
"Your orgasms are MINE!!!
I'll make your pussy clap by snapping my fingers in Neiman Marcus"
"You'll bleed for Daddy"
Euuwww - that last one
by Anonymous | reply 123 | March 25, 2021 7:06 PM |
R123 I forgot the classic...
"You're paying!"
by Anonymous | reply 124 | March 25, 2021 7:08 PM |
Hello no. Even Ratface boy is hung next to him.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | March 25, 2021 7:23 PM |
Yeah but ratface boy doesn't use my blood as lube so he's no good.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | March 25, 2021 7:27 PM |
R121 I'm Italian, I'm just there to have fun and laugh a little bit. the distant days of the birth cards were great 🤣 From the absolute press silence of the facts of TD they posted a link full of bullshit, definitely written by one of them toxic, viper and fake. The comments all about Liz were disdisputed. 🤢
R125 R126 Leave TC out and don't offend people for their physical appearance, please 😢😘
by Anonymous | reply 127 | March 25, 2021 8:01 PM |
Yes, I am Italian my wicked "queen" of DL LLLOOLLLL. Something to the contrary ???
by Anonymous | reply 128 | March 25, 2021 8:13 PM |
WTF is going on
by Anonymous | reply 129 | March 25, 2021 8:19 PM |
R127 Timothee Chalamet is ugly and spreads diseases.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | March 25, 2021 8:24 PM |
The better to rape you with.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | March 25, 2021 8:25 PM |
R130 peace and love
by Anonymous | reply 132 | March 25, 2021 8:36 PM |
No worries, don't worry. DL's wicked "queens" hate TD but they hate even more and actually envy every woman he has ever had. You look just like crazy Charmies in this one. : DD
by Anonymous | reply 133 | March 25, 2021 8:50 PM |
Fuck off, Armie troll. YOU WILL NEVER HAVE HIM.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | March 25, 2021 8:56 PM |
Its OK to hate rapists
by Anonymous | reply 135 | March 25, 2021 8:56 PM |
hate? Noooo envy? But also not. If he does sex as he actings, quietly i leave he to his women. he's a piece of marble, hard and cold, soulless without passion. R134 "YOU WILL NEVER HAVE HIM" oh dear ALL YOURS ... ALL YOURS, i hope for you. I'm sorry to read badness from women to other women, mothers. What for? Because some crazy toxics carry on a ship that never existed.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | March 25, 2021 9:39 PM |
It is tiny to go with his scrawny legs and big-balled to go with his boat feet. Effie posted it. 0_0
by Anonymous | reply 137 | March 26, 2021 1:08 AM |
R137 wbk. Did you get a ss?
by Anonymous | reply 138 | March 26, 2021 3:36 AM |
Armie Hammer is handsome, but never gay. No gay man who dances as horribly as he did in CMBYN would ever allow himself to be filmed doing it. An authentically gay man would throw himself out of a window to break his leg rather than be filmed doing straight white man bad dancing.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | March 26, 2021 7:31 AM |
R139 Yes we know. He's pansexual.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | March 26, 2021 9:07 AM |
I wake up to news of a disappearing dick pic
I HATE sleep!!!
by Anonymous | reply 141 | March 26, 2021 9:18 AM |
you have too high expectations, you better sleep
by Anonymous | reply 142 | March 26, 2021 10:30 AM |
R142 I have very low expectations I just want them confirmed.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | March 26, 2021 11:50 AM |
R141 Fattest cock I've ever seen. How could all these tiny cunts take that cock in their asses? It's physically impossible.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | March 26, 2021 11:55 AM |
R144 Right. So where's the picture then?
by Anonymous | reply 145 | March 26, 2021 11:57 AM |
Fake news, thanks LSA
by Anonymous | reply 146 | March 26, 2021 12:13 PM |
Puny little cocklet.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | March 26, 2021 1:20 PM |
Oh come on, someone must have screenshots if that happened??
by Anonymous | reply 148 | March 26, 2021 1:23 PM |
JFC it didn't happened, people made it up for laughs.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | March 26, 2021 1:29 PM |
LSA playing at revenge porn
by Anonymous | reply 150 | March 26, 2021 6:43 PM |
Soooo. Just saw a Charmie raging about Effie using revenge porn.
I think Gloria Steinem might be confused why she was copied in lol.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | March 26, 2021 9:51 PM |
Queen E taking down Charmie trolls would be the icing on the cake
by Anonymous | reply 152 | March 26, 2021 10:21 PM |
Guys, I'm looking for a guy that can utilize me as property and choke me out like a prime fuckmeat. I will cry rape though if he ghosts me.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | March 27, 2021 2:25 PM |
Sometimes i play a game... Simpleton or Debbie? This time i think a Simpleton.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | March 27, 2021 2:28 PM |
R154 That was fast. Do you have their email? Because I can't wait any longer. I've been cumming more so hard and can't hold it in any longer.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | March 27, 2021 2:32 PM |
R155 did you forget to take your meds today? That's rough, i'm sure your doctor can help.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | March 27, 2021 2:35 PM |
R156 Today? I'm manic since January. I don't need a doctor. All I need is a man that will gang bang me.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | March 27, 2021 2:40 PM |
R157 Simpleton, that's easy, your family is full of people that can help you with that.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | March 27, 2021 2:44 PM |
2+ months and the best his lawyer has come up with is the one horny DM where Armie didn't have his cock in his hand.
He's fucked
by Anonymous | reply 159 | March 27, 2021 2:47 PM |
R152 Lol, I don’t think the BRF is that worried or conscious of AH, maybe MM if she’s ever going in act again, but that’s about it.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | March 27, 2021 2:50 PM |
R159 that was the day he took too many downers to manage a hard on. His dealer came the next day and he was ready once again lol.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | March 27, 2021 2:54 PM |
Was his father's ‘sex throne’ a rim seat? The article says it was a chair with a hole in. Did they take turns on it while discussing family business?
You know the answer I want to hear...
by Anonymous | reply 162 | March 27, 2021 3:00 PM |
R159 When it only takes one single screenshot to expose her then she's the one who's fucked.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | March 27, 2021 3:13 PM |
R163 Oh. So the LAPD have concluded their investigation now they've seen that screenshot have they?
You kept that quiet.
All his lawyer has achieved is to confirm the DMs are real.
Assuming they are all real then at the very least he has been exposed as a seriously fucked up creep.
Great career move
by Anonymous | reply 164 | March 27, 2021 3:18 PM |
[quote] he has been exposed as a seriously fucked up creep.
Well everyone knew that, but did he fuck Chalamet? That's the important question.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | March 27, 2021 3:31 PM |
Over/under on when Chalamet unfollows and pretends AH never existed?
by Anonymous | reply 166 | March 27, 2021 6:15 PM |
First he should state that he was shocked to find out about Armie's secret life and that he didn't know about anything. Can't believe he's waiting it out. Canceled!
by Anonymous | reply 167 | March 27, 2021 6:21 PM |
As soon as the DA OKs the prosecution EVERYONE will drop Armie like a hot turd.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | March 27, 2021 6:26 PM |
R167 If/when he does, it's going to be funny seeing people resurrect all those fawning quotes he gave about Hammer
by Anonymous | reply 170 | March 27, 2021 6:41 PM |
T's friend Guilliang unfollowed A recently. After Allreds press thing.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | March 27, 2021 7:48 PM |
If Armie goes to jail for this he will just try to convince the world he’s only doing it as research for a role.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | March 27, 2021 7:53 PM |
A bit offtopic lol. That woman that allegedly starred in the famous Miss cayman finsta video is very upset at lilnasx newest video... it's satanic lol! IK she's old news i just find it funny she's a bible thumper and also kinky as fuck on the downlow. Like a perfect mix of his mother and a kink kitten. Basically all he needs.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | March 27, 2021 9:14 PM |
R174 He needs castrating
by Anonymous | reply 175 | March 27, 2021 9:18 PM |
R175 that too obvs. But what he craves is a Mommy he can torture.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | March 27, 2021 9:23 PM |
R174 The fact that SS (Child of God) kept her insta public, showing loads of pictures of her kids, after the hotel bed video leaked says a lot about her.
And yeah, those stories are nuts. Dru would love her!
by Anonymous | reply 178 | March 28, 2021 10:14 AM |
Some Lipstick Alley genius thinks Armie is Indonesia because that's where his Instagram account is showing up.
Lord you think they would have learnt the lesson about VNPs and IP addresses from the loons.
Unless TD has given his account login to Simpi lol.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | March 28, 2021 5:31 PM |
R179 LSA are full of idiot Armie fans.
I like your second theory. Wouldn't be shocked to here since she seems to be his private eye.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | March 28, 2021 8:01 PM |
R179 Having a bit of a giggle at the image of Armie hiding under Simpi’s skirts as she concocts new ways to throw dirt on victims’ reputations. (Naturally if a person is not a saint, any bad thing that happens to them is well-deserved!)
by Anonymous | reply 181 | March 29, 2021 4:47 PM |
Oh dear
But our resident loon told us this wouldn't happen.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | March 29, 2021 9:37 PM |
They had to reach out to his legal team for a comment because everyone else dumped his ass lol.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | March 29, 2021 9:41 PM |
R183 or he ate them!
by Anonymous | reply 184 | March 29, 2021 9:43 PM |
Love this shady tweet from the Variety journalist lol. It’s what he deserves.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | March 29, 2021 9:49 PM |
I mean, it would have been a bit awkward for Mads working with Armie knowing he used to crack one off watching Hannibal.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | March 29, 2021 9:49 PM |
R185 She's trying to make up for that ass sucking first article she wrote.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | March 29, 2021 9:50 PM |
*chef’s kiss*
“While Hammer is no longer represented by his agency or publicist, Variety reached out to the actor’s legal representatives, who did not immediately respond to our request for comment regarding “Billion Dollar Spy.””
by Anonymous | reply 188 | March 29, 2021 9:58 PM |
Asking DL that is like asking ten fishermen with lines in the water if they think there are fish in this lake.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | March 29, 2021 10:00 PM |
I can't believe he lost his career over some fake DMs. This is so unfair.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | March 29, 2021 10:03 PM |
Is Armie's dick as long and thick as Mo Rocca's?
by Anonymous | reply 191 | March 29, 2021 11:15 PM |
It's an open letter season lol. AH stans are the best (and the worst).
by Anonymous | reply 192 | March 30, 2021 4:16 PM |
R192 Oh dear god the amount of second-hand embarrassment in reading that and knowing they actually sent it.
I love the part about the "Bar Standards Board of the United States" - something which doesn't exist lol. Also, isn't impersonating a lawyer a crime?
It took me until the hashtags to realise what they're claiming - they think Pfizer are funding Effie to take down Hammer because of Crisis. Utterly insane.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | March 30, 2021 4:34 PM |
Oh it's even better, reading another post - that loon thinks the movie is based on his/her life!
by Anonymous | reply 194 | March 30, 2021 4:36 PM |
R195 watch out, Hollywood, you're going down.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | March 30, 2021 6:24 PM |
Literally zero followers LOL
He truly deserves these fans.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | March 30, 2021 6:27 PM |
R197 you don't get it, it's a start of a movement!
by Anonymous | reply 198 | March 30, 2021 6:52 PM |
R198 A bowel movement?
by Anonymous | reply 199 | March 30, 2021 6:53 PM |
The letter at R192 is the most insane depths to which I've seen the culties sink. Like, it's Gloria fucking Allred. LMFAO.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | March 30, 2021 6:55 PM |
R200 Stay tuned!
They're just beginning their death spirals into insanity
by Anonymous | reply 201 | March 30, 2021 7:03 PM |
r192 PLEASE I almost spit out my tea!!!
by Anonymous | reply 202 | March 30, 2021 7:04 PM |
Lol, “the Armie Hammer Iceberg” implies there’s a hella lot more to come out. It also says his part in DotN is significant enough to consider it the male lead.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | March 30, 2021 7:50 PM |
R203 You know what else icebergs do?
They sink ships...
Poor Charmie wenches!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 204 | March 30, 2021 8:05 PM |
He looks like a bloated corpse. 😳
by Anonymous | reply 205 | March 30, 2021 8:11 PM |
[quote]Though Hammer vehemently denies the claim, the criminal allegations led to an LAPD investigation with Hammer as the prime suspect — something that Disney learned about as the news hit the press
Wow, he didn't even give Disney a heads up? Sad to say, but it's this kind of stuff that will really ensure his career is dead. And I mean sad because Hollywood would probably go along with forgetting about the abuse stuff if the public does; but that kind of unprofessionalism is the kind of stuff that Hollywood truly finds unforgivable - at least from someone as low down the rung as Armie Hammer.
by Anonymous | reply 206 | March 30, 2021 8:20 PM |
I don't believe 98% of the rumors and still think he is a beautiful man
by Anonymous | reply 207 | March 30, 2021 8:38 PM |
R207 Better tell him quick before he ends up in gen pop and comes out prison bent.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | March 30, 2021 8:41 PM |
R207 thank you, simpi, for your input
by Anonymous | reply 209 | March 30, 2021 8:41 PM |
Sooo Effie is returning to normal programming.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | March 30, 2021 8:52 PM |
Oof. Need to stock up on the popcorn
by Anonymous | reply 211 | March 30, 2021 8:59 PM |
Bring on those screenshots girl
Don't keep us waiting!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 212 | March 30, 2021 9:03 PM |
This is about A and Gal Gadot, I presume...
by Anonymous | reply 213 | March 30, 2021 9:04 PM |
R213 Disney must be shitting bricks right now lol.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | March 30, 2021 9:08 PM |
Has Lil Nas marketed blood flavoured popcorn yet?
by Anonymous | reply 215 | March 30, 2021 9:11 PM |
Call me by your name and going straight to hell. Lil Nas been knew.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | March 30, 2021 9:21 PM |
Damn, Armie was so damn cute, a true movie star in the old tradition. Hate that this is happening to him. "New Puritans" win again.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | March 30, 2021 9:23 PM |
It's the metallic finery that has done him in!
by Anonymous | reply 218 | March 30, 2021 9:25 PM |
R217 you're funny.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | March 30, 2021 9:26 PM |
R203 His head/face looks like one of those big kebab meat cylinder they flame grill on a vertical spit roast.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | March 30, 2021 9:38 PM |
R213 I sense Gal Gadot doesn't even like Armie Hammer so I can't picture her wallowing in his weirdness with him. She seems too intelligent and classy, but one never knows... Kenneth Branagh, on the other hand, is a more likely possibility.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | March 30, 2021 10:33 PM |
R221 Some of these HAVE to be fakes, right?
R222 Intelligent? No-one who took part in that Imagine video is intelligent.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | March 30, 2021 10:47 PM |
This case disappoints. Where is the video of Armie jacking off ? Where are the pics of a dildo shoved up his hole? By now we should have gotten the sex tape and companion photos of his whereabouts.
What a letdown.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | March 30, 2021 11:24 PM |
R224 Locked up in a safe somewhere waiting for the trial?
by Anonymous | reply 225 | March 30, 2021 11:26 PM |
R213 It's more about attacking Gal, because she's Jewish and starred in a movie with Armie. Sad to see people encourage that vile behavior.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | March 31, 2021 8:21 AM |
GG is a shit actress and based on that cringy imagine stunt video her decision making is questionable at best.... so i think it's not impossible she was fucking him. And i have no doubt if he did fuck Gal, he was bragging about it to effie, especially considering their mutual cheating kink. Discretion is not his strenght.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | March 31, 2021 8:46 AM |
I’d be astounded if it was above 5 inches. It’s as unremarkable as his career.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | March 31, 2021 9:00 AM |
Reading about some other current sex scandal and this comment reminded me of certain someone lol.
by Anonymous | reply 229 | March 31, 2021 10:03 AM |
R227 Is this supposed to be a justification of Efrosina's antisemitic comments about blood drinking Jews? Just because they fucked?
by Anonymous | reply 230 | March 31, 2021 10:05 AM |
R230 Give it up loon.
No one is buying your ists and isms.
by Anonymous | reply 231 | March 31, 2021 10:07 AM |
I take this as a yes 😅
I guess someone didn't get the support she had hoped for. Trash will always be trash.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | March 31, 2021 10:09 AM |
Is it anti-semitic to accurately report that Armie likes to drink blood?
by Anonymous | reply 233 | March 31, 2021 10:11 AM |
Are you trying to deflect from the antisemitic comments about Gal Gadot, a Jewish woman who had absolutely nothing to do with anything?
by Anonymous | reply 234 | March 31, 2021 10:13 AM |
R234 is it antisemitic if i think GG is a shit actress?
by Anonymous | reply 235 | March 31, 2021 10:19 AM |
R234 Look at you stating your opinion as fact
And with your track record lol!
by Anonymous | reply 236 | March 31, 2021 10:22 AM |
R235 No. Only if you think she's a blood sucking Jew.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | March 31, 2021 10:56 AM |
I love the smell of charmie trolls on ignore in the morning...
by Anonymous | reply 238 | March 31, 2021 11:06 AM |
Did you give up telling people to ignore all the cHaRmIes lmao? useless cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | March 31, 2021 11:12 AM |
Antisemitic or not, I’d certainly pinch his buttocks........and simply loathe myself in the morning!
by Anonymous | reply 240 | March 31, 2021 11:39 AM |
I just want to see that damn cock then I will be ok. Actually I will want to see it hard then I will want to see his butthole...it never ends.
by Anonymous | reply 241 | March 31, 2021 11:42 AM |
R241 His cock ends very abruptly
by Anonymous | reply 242 | March 31, 2021 11:53 AM |
Doesn't stop you from obsessing about it all day.
by Anonymous | reply 243 | March 31, 2021 11:57 AM |
R243 I don't. I've seen it already. He can keep it.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | March 31, 2021 11:58 AM |
Sure Jan
by Anonymous | reply 245 | March 31, 2021 12:39 PM |
It was posted on Twitter April 1st 2020
Happy Hunting bitches
by Anonymous | reply 246 | March 31, 2021 1:01 PM |
So, based on all available evidence, Hunter Biden still seems to have a much more interesting sex life then Armie Hammer.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | March 31, 2021 3:46 PM |
R247 He's certainly better equipped
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