Young Matthew McC

Puka shell choker?

Hard pass.

He looks like Madison Cawthorn.

He was beautiful. I almost had an orgasm in Barnes and Noble when I saw his 1996 Vanity Fair cover.

He's always been low IQ white trash who doesn't shower but his ass was 10/10 in his prime. Shame he didn't start showing it off until he got old.

You couldn’t tell just by looking at him now that he was a hottie as a younger man?

World champion sniffer of his own farts.

You don't have friends or relatives to chitchat with about hot men, OP?

He looks like the secret love child of Randolph Mantooth and Kevin Tighe.

Douche

He grew up in an upper middle class Irish family in Texas and was very much a golden boy type -- good looking, popular etc. He's definitely not low-IQ. His dad was a lawyer and a colorful character, and he had several brothers who like him were apparently also wild party-boy types too. There are some interesting stories about him and his family in "Alright Alright Alright" the recent oral history of "Dazed and Confused."

R3 I always hated that covert. It shows off his worst features, short arms and makes his torso look freakishly short. Just ew. He is very handsome man

R11 Who was being covert?

I wish his bongo arrest was captured on film.

Really, how much noise can you make with bongos to require police to come?

He’s looks like tall drink of nothing much.

I’m thinking he’s uncut and average-sized.

I still laugh when I remember an article I read years ago when some guy walked into the restroom at some bar and a drunk McConaughey was standing at the urinal as the guy was peeing nearby. He said when McConaughey finished he turned to the guy with his cock still out and said "you see that, that's a movie star cock".

Looks like ugly white Trumper trash to me. Yuck.

I’m guessing he’s “experimented “ many ti,es and blamed it on the booze or weed.

Is he a Peter Puffer?

R17 you still laugh? Really?

In Texas, the upper-class whites are still proud Christian rednecks.

What's amazing is that it's clear from those pictures that he didn't have any plastic surgery as a young man. I'm sure he's had things tightened now, but there was no early-career nose job or chin implant. That's all-natural: Very unusual to be THAT photogenic without at least a little help. Even Marilyn Monroe had a nose job.

[quote] He grew up in an upper middle class Irish family in Texas and was very much a golden boy type -- good looking, popular etc. He's definitely not low-IQ. His dad was a lawyer and a colorful character, and he had several brothers who like him were apparently also wild party-boy types too. There are some interesting stories about him and his family in "Alright Alright Alright" the recent oral history of "Dazed and Confused."

Yes because the children of middle class attorneys are never stupid. That just never happens.

[quote] What's amazing is that it's clear from those pictures that he didn't have any plastic surgery as a young man. I'm sure he's had things tightened now, but there was no early-career nose job or chin implant. That's all-natural: Very unusual to be THAT photogenic without at least a little help. Even Marilyn Monroe had a nose job.

Actually there are many extremely attractive people (who photograph well) in this world. Is everyone in your life ugly?

No, but I'm fairly sure everyone in your life is, R24.

He grew up good-looking, white and upper middle-class. I don't think he would have to work hard or put much effort into developing a talent or extraordinary intelligence to have success or opportunities. Like Brad Pitt, he just hit the genetic lottery and born into a well-to-do background to add the cherry on top.

He always looks dirty.

[quote] No, but I'm fairly sure everyone in your life is, [R24].

I’m not the one posting ridiculous nonsense about how amazing it is that a teenager could be photogenic without plastic surgery. You are.

He was very naturally attractive when younger. But he hasn't aged well.

[quote]Yes because the children of middle class attorneys are never stupid. That just never happens.

Oh my god. You're right. That like never happens.

EVERYBODY in Hollywood has had work done, many of them early on. Even very attractive young people will have small flaws the camera blows out of proportion--noses need slimming, ears pinning, chins building up, bad skin peeled. It looks as if young McConaughey needed none of that work done. That IS unusual, however cunty you want to be about it, R28.

Simmer down, R28

Almost too pretty!

I see he is very handsome but not attractive or sexy to me for some reason

"Young Matthew McC" sounds like a white rapper from 1992.

[quote]He was very naturally attractive when younger. But he hasn't aged well.

He never bounced back from the drastic weight loss for "The Dallas Buyers Club".

Why would he be uncut? Being born in 1969, white and middle class, he was probably cut.

You mean gay?

His side view isn't as attractive as when he's facing the camera.

I guess he's good looking...he never did anything for me. Not my type.

I can’t tell if he’s a little gay (attracted to men) or narcissistic (attracted to his male self).

He looks like Rachel Maddow.

definitely cut

He has that fake smile with vacant eyes. He's like a male beauty pageant queen.

Matthew McConaughey is not currently running for governor.

In OP's pics, he looks like 15% of the Irish American boys in my extended family and circle, growing up. The good looking, clever, sarcastic and sweet boys who played sports and charmed everyone. In comparison, you'd get over 20% in the Italian American neighborhood, of gorgeous boys.

Where did you grow up, you think this is so rare?

I also think Matthew has had a couple boyfriends over the years. He gets infatuated and takes up with one and I'm sure they fuck a couple months during the friendship. I bet Jake, Lance, and Matthew had a threeway.

He fucked himself up with losing so much weight for DBC. He’s never returned to his former looks.

He's 51. Which looks do you expect to him to have?