DL Bae Chrissy Metz Looking Stylish!

"cut a stylish figure"

"to pick up some snacks"

"chic dress"

"famous curves"

"comfy trainers that showcased her pert pins"

I know the Daily Mail writers are grandmasters of cuntery, but THIS surely is among the cuntiest things they've ever published.

That's a YUGE girl!

This is why I love the DM, they are straight up, unapologetic cunts. It’s predictable as fuck when they use the word curvy to describe fatties, like they did with Lizzo among others. But this takes the cake.

“loose fitting dress”. More cuntery, obviously not loose fitting since the dress is clinging to her balloon-like body.

[quote]But this takes the cake.

There's cake?

Love the dress, but what was in the bag?

Get this woman some help!

That's not a dress, its a slipcover.

[quote]That's not a dress, its a slipcover.

From the Christo and Jeanne-Marie "Plus Gal" collection.

I was wondering how that paper would look on my wall.

She’s like a large hill covered with beautiful flowers.

Does her local supermarket hire extra help when they know Chrissy's coming?

She looks like she's wearing curtains or a tent.

A chintz armchair goes shopping

Who ties her shoelaces?

Oh dear, I thought they were kidding. I wish I hadn't clicked on that one.

A designer could take inspiration from a large hay bale and wrap her in something straw colored, maybe for the Fall.

She's bulked up to play "Ursula" (completely miscast), so her weight.... Oh, wait. That's Melissa McCarthy. Never mind. Carry on!

Bitch stole my look!

That's not a dress, it's a car cover.

The hills are alive...

That's not a dress.

Thats a marquee!

That girl is all belly and no tits!

Nice circus tent.

That’s just way too much for me to eat!

[quote]Who ties her shoelaces?

Same one who do everting for her...you don't even want to know de tings I have to do...

How often does she need to shop in order to keep that snack purse filled?

When ) ( turns into ( ), "curvy" gets a little "swervy."

I'm sure her heart has a very different take on this little jaunt to pick up more junk and it doesn't involve disingenuous tropes about the flowery tarp she's covered in.

How does she wipe her ass?

Let's stop with the needless insults. So she has a few extra pounds. Who doesn't these days? She's beautiful just the way she is.

r31 = Lindy West

R31 = Lens Dunham

She's so fat, when she sits down her cunt turns inside out.

It makes me uncomfortable to look at her. All jokes aside, I cannot imagine living day-in, day-out, at that weight.

Do you bitches think she and Hartley have fucked?

You’d have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.

Does her ass stink? You know she can’t reach around to wipe it.

I’m late but I thought the character on her tv show was supposed to gradually be losing weight as she dealt with her “trauma” or whatever. Was that plan ditched?

R21 I thought I saw Julie Andrews and the children dancing on her dress.

The only trauma Chrissy experienced was when she missed her 1pm post-lunch snack.

She should switch to caftans.

Big as a house!

I have some clean ben wa balls she can use as pearls, R42.

She looks good and healthy. She's a perfectly normal size. Does she have a little something extra? Of course, she does, but that's her build. You can't alter genetics. And are you fat-shamers aware that the camera adds weight? Cut her some slack.

R45 Right after she cuts herself another piece of cake.

[quote]The This Is Us star, 40

Is that her age or her dress size?

More like your IQ, r47.

That’s the size of her steak, in ounces.

[quote] Let's stop with the needless insults. So she has a few extra pounds.

If by "a few" you mean "one hundred and twenty-five," yes.

[quote]Chrissy denied rumours that she was engaged to boyfriend Bradley

Has anyone seen Bradley?

I'm worried that he's either non-existent or that she ate him...

^^^ or stuck between her fat folds.

Like all other humans, Chrissy was made in God's image. Mocking her is like mocking God, so let's stop it, ok, fellas?

R45 - exactly how many cameras are on her?

This bitch keeps breaking into my house and stealing my shower curtains, AND I'M SICK OF IT!!!

She and I were in the same lot in Burbank. Someone at the other end of the lot screamed, "BUFFET!" and Chrissy trampled two of my children to death.

I really find this thread personally offensive and I hope the moderator shuts it down. Why are overweight people fair game for mockery, while other minorities are not?

R57 are you lost?

And while you’re up holding that fork, will you leave me even one slice of that cake you’re attacking?

Shut up FAT WHORE! Or we'll rip your caftan to shreds and insult your gawd awful taste when choosing summer sandals!

R57 you type fat and I find that personally offensive.

I can't figure out why she dresses so poorly, she has her clothes custom made obviously, so why not go with slightly thicker fabrics and solid colors, without those horizontal and diagonal stripes that make her look even larger?

Because, R61, fat women have been told to go for patterns and flowers to take attention away from their ample figure. The thinking is that if fatties wear single color then they’re going to look like a big blob.

She’s just big boned.

I admittedly have not been keeping up on fashion for ample ladies, but I really thought the advice was solid colors or minimalist color blocks and not patterns.

R64 monochromatic still holds true for overweight women. But the opposite advice golds true for the truly obese, like Chrissy.

Looks like a whole garden

She looks like the gates of Buckingham Palace in the week following Diana's death.

I thought she lost a lot of weight ......

It looks like she found it.

I like it when fat women dress nicely. Just because they are fat doesn't mean they can't be stylish. I see some slobs at Disney World and then I see a few fat women who look the best they can.

r31 = Infinifat that waddled into this site by mistake.

[quote]Infinifat

My niece taught me that word. I howled.

[quote]I can't figure out why she dresses so poorly, she has her clothes custom made obviously, so why not go with slightly thicker fabrics and solid colors, without those horizontal and diagonal stripes that make her look even larger?

She's hoping that Georgia Tent and Awning opens a California branch.

R50 More like 225...

Really odd body. Odd.

I was wondering where my shower curtain went!

[quote] I was wondering where my shower curtain went!

Or California King bedspread.

Does this mask make me look fat?

First off, she's not that heavy. So, she's not a size 1. I realize that's a crime in Hollywood, but this is her body type. And ya know, fellas, some people DO have glandular issues that predispose them to gain weight, and that could be what her issue is. It's not fair to accuse her of eating everything in sight, when you have no idea what diet regimen is like. For all we know, her diet could consist mostly of healthy food like salad and grilled chicken, but she just can't drop those stubborn few pounds because of possible glandular/pituitary issues. And yes, despite your snickering above, the camera really does add a good 10-20 pounds.

She's beautiful and inspirational.

She has surprisingly small tits for a fat woman. Usually, that’s their best feature.

r80, you're vile.

It was just an observation!

Maybe she should get implants-- oh, i don't know-- maybe TRIPLE J's? Because massive juggs are known to give women... you know.... give them the "illusion" of a "waistline". Instead of-- oh, i don't know-- EXERCISING AND CUTTING CALORIES????

Ugh! Lazy fat ass pig!

r83, hon, you have no idea how many calories she takes in or how much she exercises every day. Your speculation is juvenile and pointless.

Yeah, but r84, SUPER GIANT JUGGS to create a very slimming illusion of an 80 inch waistline??? I think my problem solving ingenuity should be acknowledged and respected!!!

She is beautiful and inspirational.

She is beautiful and inspirational.

She is beautiful and inspirational.

She is beautiful and inspirational.

She is beautiful and inspirational.

She is beautiful and inspirational.

She is beautiful and inspirational.

She is beautiful and inspirational.

She is beautiful and inspirational.

A quick scan, t to b:

Pointed Head, hidden under bad wig

Tortured brows

Snoot en maske

Chin

Chin

Top Chest Puff

bosom

GUUUTTTTTT

SEECCCONNNNND GUUUTTTTTT!!

GUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIGH SLABS

Edema

Edema

Edema

Edema

Steel-Reinforced GGGG "Sneakers for Snackers"

Trembling Pavement

You are beautiful no matter what they say... yes words can bring me down.... DON’T YOU BRING ME DOWN HAWAWWWW WAWAWAWA OOOOOO HOOOOOO AWWWWA... today. 😩

She's got a really pretty face.

In case some of you haven't figured it out yet, yes- those photos of her at the top of this thread are fakes. This cow hasn't lost an ounce. She's her own Human Centipede.

Go to hell, r90. She's gorgeous just the way she is, and an inspiration to all the many women don't conform to Hollywood's idea of what a normal woman looks like. Not all of us can be a size 0. She is a true hero.

Your schtick is getting tiresome, R91.

What a strange body. Her legs don’t look big but it looks like her stomach is hanging to her thighs

Is she wearing a reproduction of a Google aerial map of an entire Holland tulip farm?

It’s a lovely photo. But where does she hide he snack purse?

[quote] She's gorgeous just the way she is, and an inspiration to all the many women don't conform to Hollywood's idea of what a normal woman looks like.

Even in the category of grotesquely obese women, she’s not normal.

Somewhere in Raytown, a couch is missing its cover.

Chrissy has had to tighten her belt during the lockdown, so she can't afford to pay Pon anymore. But she is allowing Pon to live inside her gunt rent free.

I have to tighten belt for Miss Chrissy. It like trying to tie lasso around giant boulder that chase Indiana Jones. She look like empty toothpaste tube when I done.

I thought this was the Pete Doherty thread again.

I try to warn Miss Chrissy to wear solid colors. She not listen. She say yellow make her look like school bus.

Thar she blows

She is so beautiful.

Beauty is only skin deep. Unfortunately for Chrissy, it's not fat deep.

R93, I’m convinced she wears a fat suit.

What R35 said. I simply cannot imagine day-to-day existence in a body that size. It must be torture.

And I realize R78 is just trolling, but I wouldn't be surprised if Chrissy really did have some sort of medical issue. She's been obese since she was a small child.

She also has that weird spherical body shape that other obese people don't have.

R101: Tam also said once that when Chrissy wears brown, people bring packages to her out on the street thinking she's a UPS truck.

“Famous curves” = so fat she’s visible from space.

I have to say that I take personal offense at the misogyny, fat-shaming, and anti-Asian bias clearly on display in this thread. I thought the gays were better than that. Obviously I was wrong. I guess you boys only cry "victim" when it comes to anti-gay remarks.

More cushion for the pushin'.

[quote]And I realize [R78] is just trolling, but I wouldn't be surprised if Chrissy really did have some sort of medical issue. She's been obese since she was a small child.

What kind of medical condition necessitates carrying around a snack purse?

Enjoy her while you can. Heart disease or diabetes is bound to get her soon.

She doesn’t do anything to help herself. She’s gotten fatter over the past few years.

[quote] I have to say that I take personal offense at the misogyny, fat-shaming, and anti-Asian bias clearly on display in this thread. I thought the gays were better than that.

If it gets you to stop intruding in a site that is intended for gay people and GTFO, it’s worth it.

So I'm supposed to shut my eyes to the misogyny, fat shaming, and Asian-bashing just because you think this board is exclusively for the gays? Um, not gonna happen, sweetie. So you're ok with all the bias on display here?

[quote] So I'm supposed to shut my eyes to the misogyny, fat shaming, and Asian-bashing just because you think this board is exclusively for the gays? Um, not gonna happen, sweetie. So you're ok with all the bias on display here?

And that's just on the Woody Allen threads!

If she ever goes to the beach and passes out, they'll put her on a flatbed truck and dump her into the ocean! This is the same reason why she can never go swimming in Japanese waters.

"Fat-shaming" is a fit-shaming slur fatties use to shame people into eating crap.

I feel sorry for her. She's passed the point of anything but a series of major surgeries being able to make her look normal and keep her healthy. Being that large can't feel very comfortable and, no matter what fat people say, she isn't happier like that. A little bit if extra weight is easier. That much weight is work.

The good news is if she ever does get thin, she can sell all that extra skin to be made into a gross of weighted blankets.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

^That's not her father. Her father is trim and slim. Chrissy has glandular issues that have caused her to gain some weight, and those issues are not hereditary. Once she gets them worked out, she will lose those pesky few pounds and be Hollywood-thin.

R122 is the "Shawn Mendes is Straight" troll.

It’s clear she’s just gorging herself nonstop during isolation. She’s enormous. She’s going to be perfectly round soon.

“ as she headed to her local supermarket on Thursday”

🤣🤣🤣

[Quote] It’s clear she’s just gorging herself nonstop during isolation.

As opposed to before isolation?

Yes as opposed to that. She was fat before, now she’s embarrassingly huge.

She probably eats at least an entire sheetcake per day.

She's always been huge since I've known of her (AHS Freakshow etc.).

OMG she's not THAT fat. As mentioned above, the camera adds 10 pounds, and that's a conservative estimate.

Her legs and arms are tiny compared with the rest of her. So odd. She doesn’t have the massive ham hock upper arms that most obese women get and her legs and feet look normal-sized.

[quote]She looks good and healthy. She's a perfectly normal size. Does she have a little something extra? Of course, she does, but that's her build.

[quote]Why are overweight people fair game for mockery, while other minorities are not?

[quote]First off, she's not that heavy. So, she's not a size 1. I realize that's a crime in Hollywood, but this is her body type.

[quote]I have to say that I take personal offense at the misogyny, fat-shaming, and anti-Asian bias clearly on display in this thread.

Do you people not know how ridiculous you sound? She's MORBIDLY OBESE (it's a clinical term, ladies) and it's UNDER HER CONTROL. She could change this situation, but she chooses not to (for career purposes, I suspect). That's why she's fair game.

ALIVE with PLEASURE!

She's not fair game. You could hunt her in seconds.

My God. And I thought I was fat.

[quote] I have to say that I take personal offense at the misogyny, fat-shaming, and anti-Asian bias clearly on display in this thread.

Oh, NO!!

Not... NOT the dreaded "personal offense"!! Anything but that!!

[Quote] And I thought I was fat.

Pics, please.

I didn't even know Chrissy was Asian.

[quote] She probably eats at least an entire sheetcake per day.

And that's only the pre-dessert snack!

[quote] She's not fair game. You could hunt her in seconds.

On dry land, perhaps. But on the high seas, she once capsized the entire [italic]Pequod.[/italic]

Stop it! This thread is an abomination and really reflects poorly on gay men. If my gays ever talked this way about me, they'd be my ex-gays. I hate to break it to you boys, but if you keep it up with these derogatory comments, I and a lot of the other women who post here will stop posting and depart this board in droves.

Stunning tablecloth. Looks fabulous on her.

She's tried liposuction several times, but the machine keeps getting clogged and breaks every single time.

Fuck an Emmy - she deserves her own Moon.

There's a special place in hell for you people who are posting these vile comments. Unbelievably offensive, if you ask me.

R145 offensive? She is beyond morbidly obese. IF she wasn't rich from TV she would be using beyond her fair share of tax-subsidized healthcare to address the myriad of health problems associated with someone the size and weight of a compact car. That is offensive.

Sure, we can't shut our mouths - but certainly she can't shut hers either. That thing must be like a black hole, sucking in any food source within her zone.

You don't get that gargantuan from having a few snacks or the occasional serving of "seconds" - that is the case who picks up the entire rack of lamb like it's a chicken wing and blows through it like a Piranha like a virgin on prom night.

Bless her heart - it needs all the help it can get.

As people make fun of Chrissy, just remember, under all that fat is an even greater mound of fat. Hopefully that changes how people see her.

I bet at least half of you bitches are Chrissy’s size, if not more. Obesity is the norm in America. And fat-shaming is a very ugly pastime.

That’s what happen to my Laura Ashley King Sized comforter. Chrissy turn it into a party dress!

[quote] My God. And I thought I was fat.

You are.

Am I the only one who demands this thread be shut down? It's ridiculously insulting.

R151, No, Karen. You are the only one here who needs to speak to a manager about the templates of your hot coffee.

They need to stop taking pictures of her. The camera adds 600 pounds.

She always looks like she’s wearing some variation of a couch print pattern from the 90’s.

This thread continues to be an atrocity. What if someone were to post a photo of a flaming queen? If anyone dared to mock the person in the pic, you'd be all over that poster like white on rice, labeling them homophobic. You silly queens want it both ways. You gays can't have your cake and eat it too. End this thread!

R155, Karen, quit paging the manager. You're not wanted here.

[quote]if you ask me.

Don't even.

One reason it’s an “atrocity” R155 is your insanity related to your body issues.

Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results is crazy. Like you. Twenty-three posts in this thread all saying the same thing.

And all of them more or less eliciting the same response: go fuck yourself.