DL, tell me about Scottish Men

They get really red when they're angry

There's something hot about a bloke in a skirt.

Cute gay Scot with Tourette's discusses having problems with dating.

R2, that's not everyday wear, right?

Um, here's the rest of the story on that cute gay Scot.

R5 Poor bugger. Incomprehensible Scots accent AND a Tourette.

Fun, drunk, hot in bed, funny, violent, incomprehensible, charming, fun (worth saying twice).

I find that as you get closer to Glasgow, the accents and the cocks both get significantly thicker.

poor guy. Some of these diseases are awful. He does have a great whistle though. He said he's from Ireland but lives in Scotland.

I hate that there is always so much suffering.

One of the girthiest cocks I ever experienced was attached to a Scottish bloke.

i think i have shadow Tourette's . I had weird nervous sticks when young, and i have had minor outbursts of repetitive constant sounds ending in K or T in particular like fuck and cunt. Not an EST

Scottish actor Peter Mullan needed to be subtitled in one of his flicks. That's how impenetrable the accent can be.

I dated a Scottish guy. He had emotional problems and a small dick.

Okay, R11.

R5, truthfully, the only interesting thing about him is his tourettes

Well, he's cute.

More interestingly though is that the Tourettes was initially triggered by a mental breakdown (and associated traumas), and has apparently recently resolved itself through some type of spiritual event - he refers to it as a kundalini awakening. That's defined as "a form of energetic awakening that causes us to transform on the mental, emotional, and spiritual levels." His tics are gone.

I've watched a lot of videos about and by him and found it fascinating. I think he faced - or faces still - some extraordinary challenges as a gay man with Tourettes in a most graceful and generous manner.

I’m a gay Scottish man, and have experienced being fetishised, especially when I lived in London. It was hilarious when people asked me to “Say something Scottish”. My answer was invariably, “Haggis”. Some people have no sense of humour.

Does he like the way that you spell, OP? Could be a deal-breaker.

R17

I have an honest question that I'd like to ask. If, for instance, I find a Scottish accent appealing, or sexy, or have some positive feeling or reaction to hearing a Scottish man speak...when and how does that cross the line into fetishizing a Scottish man? How is it determined and what actions make you feel fetishized?

I mean, I'm Italian, and I love hearing Italians speak with an accent, but it's never occurred to me that it was a fetish, for lack of a better word. I just love men that speak with an Italian accent. And Italians.

Just trying to understand, because I think it's also an issue with men of different races.

Maybe it's too big an issue for this thread, but I thought I'd ask.

TIA

I dated a Scottish guy. We had a passionate affair but he had to return to Scotland and I was still in college so it wasn’t meant to be. Hot, funny, fun and seriously up for anything. I have many fond memories of our time together.

Into sports and games and vegetables, like caper tossing.

small red peens

I love their tape!

There's a certain odor, not completely unpleasant, but both noticeable and uniform.

r13 = Brandon Flynn

I adore the Scots. Their cuisine leaves much to be desired, but the men are handsome.

The men are sexy, usually I'm an unpolished way that I like, not preened and plucked and waxed and moisturized like a corpse, for example.

The accent is a great favorite, and all the better for the fact that many men have very deep voices (deep, gravelly voices also in Wales, less the much better accent of Scotland.) With the accent there's s matching directness and particular sense of humor I like. If you meet a Scottish man who wants to shag you, you'll not be all night discovering his motive.

They are favorably inclined to have big dicks and big low hanging balls, be hairy, and dirty fuckers sexually, up for all if they haven't already suggested it.

For those of you Americans who mistook a Derry accent (video at R5) for Scottish and "couldn't understand a word," just say yes to all -- if you've any brains.

I've had bad sex with Scottish men, but it was benignly forgettable, not tragically so, whereas the many more instances of good sex with Scottish men have been very memorable, and the men as well. They have an assuredness, directness, and easiness about them that sets them well apart from English and Irish neighbors.

Men in kilts...

I dated a Scottish guy and it was near impossible to understand what he was saying. He also had a baby dick.

More kilts...

What's under kilts...

Scottish plumber...

The Scot I was with was a good lover but their manners can be a bit indirect

The guy at R5 sounds like a parrot!

The Scottish guy with tourettes is Irish

Thanks for the kilt pictures but models in kilts don't do alot for me.

R5 The guy literally says he is from Northern Ireland within the first 10 seconds, you gays have no idea about accents and yet call yourselves cultured and open minded.

Scottish import here. Clydebank. Guys usually think I am putting on the accent, but most times it gets me in the door :) blessed with a big scottish dick, hairy and muscular. Not a hot head though, more mellow than not. Big time cuddler.

clarification I am hairy and muscular, my dick is just a big dick.

Scottish guy from Inverness, I can't date Scottish guys. I hate the accent, especially the Glaswegian accent. Prefer English, American and Australian accents.

Two real Scottish blokes.

Prefer Australian accents? Well, there's a pan for every lid...

Scottish

R37

Yeah, that was dumb. The guy is obviously Irish, not Scottish, and I just repeated the error.

Northern Ireland was populated by Scots so you're probably not far off.

Northern Ireland was populated by Glaswegians, they're a different breed.

If you have any doubted about Scottish men, check out The Kilted Coaches on Youtube. You’re welcome.

Err DOUBTS

[quote]The guy literally says he is from Northern Ireland within the first 10 seconds, you gays have no idea about accents and yet call yourselves cultured and open minded.

Americans are not the only people who are quick to wrinkle their faces in befuddlement and announce "I can't understand a word he's saying!" at the least sign of a foreign accent, but their unwillingness to make even the least effort to try to understand always amazes me. Instead they often seem a little proud not to bother.

LAURENCE CHEANEY!!!

I used to date Ross Ford. We had a special kind of love. But then he left me for Sonny Bill...

Oh r41, the bald guy is passable but the other guy looks hideous.

Many of them are hot.

R52 The other guys is hideous in everyway, turning the other guy down and asking him to leave. He reminds me of someone I went to college with; overweight, greasy and a high opinion of himself.

My boyfriend is Scottish. My ex is Scottish.

Great sex from both of them.

Marcus S

[quote]He said he's from Ireland but lives in Scotland.

Not only is he not Scottish, but he clearly said he's living in Brighton which... is in England!

Scottish is a real thing?

Wow.

[quote]blessed with a big scottish dick, hairy and muscular.

Verificatia of sizemeat thickness please: are we talking haggis, Lorne or blood pudding?

Are kilts worn daily or only for special occasions?

What reputation do Scots have in Great Britain?

R73 Typically special occasions, you do get the odd guy who will wear a kilt randomly but I've not known a guy to wear a kilt daily. You can normally tell an American tourist in Scotland who will claim he is Scottish because his great-great-great-great father slept with a Scottish lassie, he will be wearing a kilt on a random day in summer as if he is an authentic Scot but it just makes him look like a bit of cunt.

Depends; Glaswegians are known for being aggressively friendly, Edinburgh lot are known for being up themselves, Highlanders are friendly and Islanders are strange, oh and Aberdonians are known being sheep shaggers.

[quote]but models in kilts don't do alot for me.

Your grammar doesn't do "alot" for me.

Some of the guys pictured here definitely put the "tart" in "tartan."

I had sex with three good-looking Scotsmen when I visited. All had heavy dicks and huge bushes, even the one with light blond hair. I left very happy.

[quote] Highlanders are friendly and Islanders are strange

Tha sibh cho dona!

My experience is that they are tight with money. The most ungenerous people ever.

This'll drive some of you Klan bitches craaaazy.

Well, craaaaazier.

I like that one, R80.

So many of the tartans are beautiful. My favorite is Stewart Royal, which anyone can wear.

Problematic CULTURAL APPROPRIATION R80!

R82 Scotland couldn't care less about that shite. You want to wear a kilt and play the pipes, go for it.

Guy with Scottish boyfriend.

The only Scot I ever knew well had a dick so big he couldn't find a condom that would fit

I remember a ginger Scottish dick. It smelled a little unwashed, uncut you know, but somehow that was like an aphrodisiac to me.

R85 My ex was 9.5" He was from Glasgow.

We measured it.

You'll never find a circumcised Scottish dick.

yes. people from there are cheap cunts.

I don't like their accent.

a friend waited on a famous scot, Rod Steward. Cheap, cheap, cheap!

Rod Stewart isn't Scottish! He wishes he was though.

Lulu took a pen home from my friend's place of work. She came back with it the next day, though.

Sir Roderick David Stewart CBE is a British rock and pop singer, songwriter and record producer. Born and raised in London, he is of Scottish and English ancestry. With his distinctive raspy singing voice, Stewart is one of the best-selling music artists of all time, having sold over 250 million records worldwide. Wikipedia

ok, but he's a cheap cunt.

R91 His dad's a Scot, born in Edinburgh . I guess you've a strict definition of Scottish.

R88 Scottish Jews, like Mark Knopfler might disagree.

another cheap scot is ---

Sir Alexander Chapman Ferguson CBE is a Scottish former football manager and player, widely known for managing Manchester United from 1986 to 2013. He is considered by many to be one of the greatest managers of all time and he has won more trophies than any other manager in the history of football.

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Someone told me that he was given free food and drinks for hours at a pub in USA and at the end of the day, he only tipped the poor waitress 10 lousy bucks!

Must you brits always bring in this football or whatever this is. Really.

maybe the majority aren't cut but some certainly are. I know quite a few European men who are cut for medical reasons, their foreskin was too thick or too much skin etc.

r32, r62, r65, r67, So many awesome posts on this thread, thanks!

R94 As a Scot, yes I do. We don't follow the American philosophy of you're Scottish/Irish/English if you have a cousin that once visited the UK.

Scots always seem like they need a shower

^ they do. It's part of their allure.

[quote]Scottish Jews, like Mark Knopfler might disagree [about the extreme difficulty of finding a circumcised Scottish man.]

Yes, R94, but with the Jewish population 0.10782% of the total population, it might be easier to find a circumcised man than a Jewish man.

[quote] [R88] Scottish Jews, like Mark Knopfler might disagree

Actor Sean Biggerstaff (don't make fun of his name, it's been done) from the Harry Potter movies is supposedly circumcised and he was born and raised in Glasgow and he's not Jewish.

The tannest Scot you will ever see

R104 Ew, reminds me of this horrible creature from Big Brother. Was kicked out for spitting in someone's face, should've been kicked out for looking like a fat pig.

Wow R41 That was brutal...the fat ugly one is the one who is picky???!!! The idiot is going to die a virgin.

The picky one reminds me of a friend I used to have, not in the sense he was picky because he was not, but in the way he deals with awkward situations and he also unfortunately looks like him as well.