Just hired an escort

WHET the "can I have your stuff?" guy when you need him?

i highly recommend them, i hired hundreds maybe thousands over a 25 yr period....the best that $$$ can buy in LA, SF, NYC, vancouver, dallas, houston,,,,,etc

$ buys the best, dear.

I don’t, R1. I spend too much money on whores lol.

You’re going to spend four days with a hooker? No thanks.

Pretty woman walking down the street

Good for you. Hope you’re both vaccinated.

OP = I would have clients who would want a "boyfriend experience". I would sometimes go to a black tie event with clients, but their friends were usually the snobby types and it really wasn't fun for me. No offense but your FOUR days is a red flag. No way would I agree to that unless I knew you in advance. The money would have to be crazy high to get me to sign on for that long. But good luck.

Very, very sad.

I would do a test run first. 4 days is a very long time if you don’t match.

I know it’s sad R8. But at this point I don’t care.

R7 thanks for the insight. We do kinda know each other but not in person.

R9 I guess it’s too late now . But every communication we’ve had has been pretty relaxed so I don’t expect major conflicts

Without love, it’s an empty experience.

I’m not looking for love R11. Some people are but not me.

I agree with R8. You must be really gross OP.

R6 he’s been vaccinated but I haven’t. But I’ve been isolating for more than a year. So he won’t get it from me. And he has to take a test before entering the country so I know he’ll be negative. So I feel pretty safe in that regard. I’m not saying it’s risk-free, but it’s as safe as it could get

I’m not that gross R13. Just very meh about the whole dating thing.

I’m all for it - hopes it works out ..

I’ll update y’all when it’s happening/when it’s over, R16

Is there a significant age gap?

You're going to have to brush up on your popular culture if there is.

There's not a huge age gap. I'm 37 and he's 42.

R16 = You could be coughing too much to type when it's over. You are insane to think someone will not lie about being vaccinated so they can make a buck. Also who is going to fly in from another country without payment? I smell a DL fantasy story here.

There's no fantasy. It's really happening. I guess we've built enough rapport and trust for him to get here without an "advance". Plus as a client I would never pay an advance, that's a recipe for disaster R20

If you're 37 and you can't find anyone to have sex with you and spend time with you OP/R19 then you must be [bold]really[/bold] gross and broken.

Sorry, but you just must be.

I am broken, I can say that R22. But I'm not gross. But believe I have my doubts and I question myself everyday if I'm doing the right thing. But in the end I've decided to not care and take the leap. If not now, when? I don't want to become REALLY gross when I'm older and do this.

Good for you OP, enjoy your time together. Come back and tell us how it went.

I will, R24! Its happening before the end of the month so I'll update once it's all going on. I have no one else to talk to about this so it helps me to let it all out here @ the lounge lol

Now I feel like a cunt. Sorry OP. Enjoy yourself and it's your life. It's none of my business - we are only commenting because you posted your whore plan on DL.

I do feel very sad that at 37 you can't meet a normal person who likes you enough to have sex with and spend time with and that you like too. Are you looking at men who are totally out of your league perhaps? If I were you - rather than spending time hiring escorts - I would spend the money/time identifying why your believe you're broken and fix that so that you are attractive to someone who will want to have sex with/spend time with you. That's what I would do. Escorts will eventually leave you in an even worse state of emptiness and brokenness.

I know that R26 and thanks for the frankness. I've been in therapy and all that. I do know that this hiring stems from me not being able to commit/care for someone. So I realize the underlying issues. But for now I guess I just want to enjoy with no investment apart from the economic one. And yes, I want to have this experience with someone who wouldn't be with me otherwise. So that's also part of the fantasy. Eventually I should heal and find someone who actually cares for me or who knows I'll be way past my 60s still hiring whores. Time will tell.

Do not feel like a cunt. Cuntyness (SP?) is what I expect from data lounge

Have you made a schedule of what you and your fake beau to do OP?

First day I'll be working from home so he'll go out on a city tour on his own. At night we'll meet again and be together at my place-no public places because covid and because this is a pretty small town and people will talk lol. Second day we'll be here at home and explore the neighborhood; third and fourth day we'll be at the beach. R29

OP = Not buying this. How are you getting a stranger to come from another country, sight unseen?. Doesn't work like that. An escort is not going to lay out thousands of dollars in advance. If you pre-paid and you will never see him. Also, why would a 42 year old escort want to go on a "city tour" alone? Nope.

R31 This is not fake. Come on. Why would I make this up. I didn't pre-pay anything, I just bought the ticket. That was enough guarantee for him that I was serious.

Where is he coming from R32?

[quote]we’ll spend 4 days together.

who hires a hooker he's never met for 4 days?

& why do you have to fly him in?

what if he's smelly or gross?...or evil?

He's flying from the US, R33 We've "known" each other for more than a year so I'm pretty sure he's not evil . I have to fly him in because there are no guys like him in my city. If he's smelly I'll give him a bath. I doubt he'll be gross. If he's evil then I'm fucked. But that won't happen probably. R34

Southern California R33

R32 = You are lying or you are in danger. No Joke. No escort is going to accept a PLANE TICKET as a client being "serious" about meeting them. A plane ticket and nothing else up front? I am telling you this is not how it works, trust me, I know. A legit escort would pay for their own ticket and just get the compensation up front (or at least half). No real escort is going to block out the better part of a week because someone promised them money and gave them a plane ticket. A plane ticket is zero guarantee you will give him a dime when he shows up. Nope. Not buying it.

Are you rich, OP? How much is this costing you?

Shit now you got me worried R37. I'm not lying. I might be in danger though...but I really don't think so R38 all in all it will be around 4-5 k. I'm not rich but I guess you can call me "comfortable"

R36 You said that he had to have a Covid-19 test before coming in the country. And you say he is American. But now you say you are going to California? Doesn’t add up.

I am not going to California. He's flying here. R40

R41 Where is “here”. California? Why did you say you are flying to him in an earlier post?

If this is true, it WONT end well.

R41 Sorry, I misread. However, where are you flying him in from? And he is American?

Sex work should be legal and there is no shame in having fun with escorts.

However hiring one for four days on your first visit is CRAZY. Like any other relationship you need to get to know each other first. Some people have chemistry, some don't. It's when you find one you get along with that you would do a four day trip.

Here is South America. I won't say the exact country because: privacy. Yes he is American R44.

R43 I hope you're wrong.

R39 = One simple search on the County Assessors Website and he probably already knows how much property you own and the value of it. When an escort has a flat rate (plus expenses) ---that means YOU front the expenses in advance and I have never heard of an escort accepting nothing but a plane ticket up front. I would NEVER let a guy buy my ticket. It is just not how it works. I know you are new but at 42 the escort sounds like it's his first day too. Something is off here.

You are right R45 but like I've said we've been in constant communication for about a year. We were supposed to meet before the pandemic. But then that went to shit. So we just kept in touch and now we can finally do it. I know I'm taking a gamble but I'm stupid like that.

R39 I don't live in the US so I'm not part of that Asessors website or whatever you talk about.

Be cautious, OP -- but still plan on having fun. If you live in an interesting country/city, why wouldn't an escort fly there if you were footing the bill?

I hope everything goes just the way you want it.

R49 Thank you! part of the appeal for him is exactly that, where I live. He would visit anyway so he's happy to come. I am cautious. I've reviews about him and asked people who have hired him before, and I've gotten nothing but positive feedback.

I've READ reviews* I meant up there

Are you going to party?

No, R52, all clubs are closed because of the lockdown so it's going to be a very domestic "affair".

OP = You should start a DL Thread for yourself NOW, so we can try to solve your disappearance when you turn up missing. LoL

LOL R54 I think this is my official SAD LAST DAYS thread.

Go for it OP! I've hired the occasional rent boy, and it can be fun, although sometimes it's just awkward.

I agree with the others that 4 days is a long time. If I was with a rent boy for four hours I would be dying to get him out of my apartment after 45 minutes.

Looking at some rates on Rentboy, it looks like you're spending north of $3000!

OP, can we have your stuff?

Yup R56 I said upthread that all in all I'm looking at 4k-5k including flight tickets, hotel stays, food drinks and etc. Thanks for the encouragement ! I know 4 days is a crazy long time but I guess I'll see ! I promise I will keep you all updated. And I will be COMPLETELY honest.

yes R57 but first let me be fucked all over my stuff. Then you can have it.

This is all very odd.

I would agree if I wasn't in the middle of it all, R60

I guess the escort hasn’t worked for a while now and is desperate for money? And OP hasn’t seen dick since 1825 and is equally desperate? Doesn’t sound so weird to me post COVID

Best fukin sex i had was with hot escorts....the very best, do charge my darlings.

Like I said R62, we've been planning this for well over a year. not that he's finally vaccinated he feels safe traveling. We've built a sort of trust and "Friendship" (quote unquote of course) and we're actually pretty excited to meet. Of course we know it's transactional, but for both us it is a break from routine.

NOW that he's finally vaccinated ...typo up there

OP, you are 37z. That isn’t THAT old. Are you fat? Ugly? Extremely fem? Just trying to think why a 37 year old needs to pay for sex.

none of those things, R66. Just extremely low self-esteem I guess and also I want to be with a hot hot guy without really trying. Plus I'm bored. There's really no mystery. Im a average guy who could never land the kind of guy I'm hiring. So I'm fulfilling a fantasy.

He's not just paying for sex he's paying for a four day relationship.

What are they going to do when they're not having sex? What will they talk about?

Remains to be seen R68. I talked about "boyfriend experience" up there but I really didn't mean that I need him to pretend he's in love with me. He can stay in the other room reading if he wants while I nap for all I care. We'll talk about whatever people talk about, I guess.

Don't forget to social distance!

lol we'll do that R70!

How did a 42 year old get a covid vaccination in California?

link to his profile, pls

I hope he tears up your mussy OP

I mean that in a good way

You're flying in an American escort to South America, OP? Usually it's the other way around! Anyway good luck. The 4 days is a but risky, but it makes sense if he's coming all that way.

And by "risky," I just mean you can get on each other's nerves being cooped up together all that time and your expectations may be dashed.

R72, he could be an essential worker in his day job and maybe he just escorts on the side?

Four days of the boyfriend experience with a hired escort =

His pix have been heavily photoshopped

He shows signs of limited intellectual capacity & barely speaks English

He watches only cartoons and violent MMA cage fights on TV

He has bad hygiene/body smells after the first day

He eats only Doritos and fast food and talks with his mouth full

Wait! You're paying for a 42 YEAR OLD whore? Christ, you're sad.

Something intrigues me, OP...if this is primarily sexual and transactional, why did you choose someone past their peak of beauty and sexuality, ie, under 30? Are you secretly hoping it will turn into a r'ship?

I agree with the other poster, I think you should invest in yourself, eg therapy, surgery, trainers, so that eventually you find love and companionship. But that doesn't mean you should deny yourself an experience, if that is what you desire.

I hope it exceeds your expectations, OP and that you have a great time.

I just happen to like older guys, R77 & R78. No mystery there. I'm not looking for a 20-something with nothing to talk about. and no, I'm not hoping for it to become a relationship. He's married.

Thanks for the well wishes, R78

Do people really think everyone is into twinks?!

Also do people really think the only people who hire escorts are those who are too ugly to get sex?

Man, some of you should try stepping out in the real world sometime.

People are such idiots here. Have fun, OP.

thank you R80

"I am going to to South America and I will get ZERO money in advance and might never get a dime" = Said NO legit escort ever. I cannot imagine any serious escort doing that. For all the escort knows is you work for McDonalds and live with your granny and don't have a dime. I say it again--no legit escort is ever going to do that. This will go badly. Let us know which hospital you end up in so we can send you Get Well Flowers.

it is amusing to read the comments, R81. So I don't really mind it. I wasn't really expecting a showering of affection when I posted this here.

Will trade expect to be high and have chem sex to get through the 4 days?

boyfriends are overrated

I realize now the OP is fake. This story is fake. No 42 year old escort is leaving the U.S. because someone gave them a plane ticket and a promise of money. A dumb 22 year old might do that---but not a 42 year old. Who would go to a country where you have no legal rights or recourse when the client refuses to pay you? OP is drooling to respond to every post from his fake scenario. The four days is weird. The amount the OP said he was spending is too low. An escort is spending hours on a plane so they can walk on a beach and go on a neighborhood tour for (maybe) 1000 dollars a day? FAKE. FALSE. NYET!! ...LoL

Worst comes to worst the guy still gets a free airfare to visit a country he probably wants to visit anyway r87.

Who knows if OP is telling the truth, but doesn't seem hard to believe.

Why would I lie about this. Don’t be silly, people.

The moment you cum, the world changes. And that's two hours into a 4 day visit. Still, you'll want to get your money's worth.

So write a to-do list for your whore.

Let s know how it turns out, OP!

OP, why on earth do you care what other people think? That’s the only sad part.

I will R91! I don’t really care R92, that’s why these replies are not making a dent on my plans

I wish you great luck-however we want video of him going up inside you

Don’t know if that would be wise R94. Maybe if I set up AN OnlyFans

Will you poop in the house with him there?

R96 good question. No. I’ll be on a strict liquid diet for the duration. So I am squeaky clean.

Don’t listen to these bitches, OP. If you’re not enjoying yourself rent him a hotel room and give him some pocket change and be done with it.

Have a blast! Just remember that you’re in charge of the situation and can pull the plug at anytime.

Since you're working from home you'll have internet access. Could you please give us updates as things happen? You know the queens here will be checking this thread regularly, as will I. I don't give a rat's arse if it's fake; I'm intrigued, OP!

OP four days is too long. You may have kept it local because you will not be able to build anything as you know it is temporary, also you cannot call it off if you get bored. And you are 37 and assuming you are white, it should be much easier to find hot good looking guys. I am pushing 50, not white and appearance challenged. Trust me, gay life has been meh for me.

R90 is right. Make a list of stuff to do!

Four days is a long time. You can't just sit around the house with him, that won't be fun for either one of you.

Yup R98 we have set up limits and we have talked about that possibility. But I’m sure we’ll get along.

R99 I swear on my homophobic father’s grave this is as true as it gets. I posted this because I needed to tell someone. I’m keeping it a secret from everyone!

Agree with R99! I’m a woman and I want you to have fun, but I’ll be worried if you don’t check in. Enjoy yourself, but if you feel unsafe, let us know. We’ll all pile into the DL clown car and drive over to collect you.

R101 I’ll be working during the day (from home) so he’ll have time to get out and see the city and surroundings. But one of my fantasies is to have him blow me while I’m in a zoom meeting lol

Thank you R103! I’ll keep this post updated. He’s getting here in about two weeks. Keep an eye out.

Be careful OP. Lots of stories about gay men getting brutally murdered after soliciting sex from escorts or homeless men. Not just simple murder either—overkill. Every one. Be careful.

Shit 106 that’s scary. But as I said somewhere else he comes highly recommended by people and has great reviews. So I’m not worried about that. Not until you mentioned my possible demise lol!

I will never hire an escort or solicit sex online, it’s not safe for gay men. Maybe it was at one time, but not anymore. Far too many horror stories.

[quote]Could you please give us updates as things happen?

In other words, hi-def webcam streaming.

I’m not sure you want to see that R109

After he has sex with you to lower your guard, murders you and robs you, can I have what's left of your stuff?

Yes R111 I guess.

[quote] [R101] I’ll be working during the day (from home) so he’ll have time to get out and see the city and surroundings. But one of my fantasies is to have him blow me while I’m in a zoom meeting lol.

Sweet Jesus, oh yes, that sounds absolutely delicious. Just let out a little squeal (not too loud or people may wonder what the fuck is going on) on the call when you cum and smile wildly, then disconnect from the call. And for God’s sake, don’t do another Jeffrey Tubin and broadcast your sexual pleasures to the whole fuck’n world, cause that never ever ends well. Good luck.

OMG, is it the Cockgobbler?

I’ll turn off my microphone R113!

I wish R114. Yes I know I’m disgusting

Get advice from this LadyG.

Who’s LadyG, R117

R116 I didn’t think so, prices seemed way too low. His Dubai weekends and Indian interludes were like $50K a pop. Same with Eliad.

Damn! He’s not worth that. Maybe Eliad but I would to have money to burn.

Good for you, OP! It's your money spend it how you see fit. Hiring an escort seems far less troublesome than dating or using "the apps" to hook up. I hope you have a good time and it turns out to be a fun experience. If you're looking for a third, fly me out and we can all get cozy. But, I'm kinda oldish and possibly considered gross! LOL

Enjoy!

Hahaha R121 don’t tempt me I’m all for threesomes.

You'll be working during the day r104?!

You are shelling out thousands of dollars for this, take a couple days off work!

I’ll take one day off R123. But it’s fine I don’t expect to ver having sex around the clock. Cuddling while working is sweet too.

Has it been reveal above? the whore is from abroad and been vaccinated. What country is vaccinating young whores?

An escort isn't just about sex r124. Go do what tourist stuff you can with him during the day. You can have fun going around with some sexy arm candy. It also can make the sex better because you actually get a chance to bond.

Lots of young people have been vaccinated at this point r124. In most states it isn't that hard if you really want to get one.

r125 has reading comprehension issues. The whore is from California.

You could've just adopted one from Cuba.

[Quote]There's not a huge age gap. I'm 37 and he's 42.

He's a 42 year old escort? I guess he continues to escort, saving his pennies for that ever so elusive college degree.

But why stop at just 4 days? Just add another 86 days and make it a reality show: [italic]90-Day Escort.[/italic]

Arent South American whores sufficient for OP? Why a crusty old American whore? It's not very patriotic of you. I bet one could get a delicious whore from Caracas for 50 USD a day.

I'm Latin American myself R131 and I'm sadly attracted to white guys.

I'll probably do something like that R126, at least for one day. Because two days are already booked for the beach place. Which should be fun.

There are white guys all over South America. No white whores?

R134 not someone I liked. This guy I'm "hiring" is exactly my type.

okidokey have fun

Don't know why you put hiring in quotes r135.

This is his job, and you are hiring him. Hopefully you guys get along and have lots of fun, but never forget that he is doing this because he wants to pay his rent.

yup I know, R137. He even started calling me "handsome" and "boo" and I put a stop to that. I told him what we were doing was purely transactional and I didn't want any over exaggerated gestures or pet names. He got it immediately and now he only calls me by my name. Yeah looking back the quotes around hiring are unnecessary.

Will he meet your parents?

OF COURSE R139. My mom already knows about him. My father is sadly six feet under.

Did you show your mom his cock pics?

By the way, how big is it?

Yes, yes. R41. After seeing them she chipped in for the hiring rate.

R142, it's 7 inches, thick. I'm a vers top, so while I enjoy getting fucked I also gave more weight to his ample ass and beautiful hole.

Too bad you're not into latinos. Rafael Alencar says he often gets hired to fuck the entire family. He throws in the teen son as a free bonus.

Its a miracle story! So uplifting. A 42 year old bottom whore still working.

It depends. I'll check out this Rafael character you speak of !

I wish I could trust the Threadwatcher to keep this bookmarked for two weeks...

Rafael is out of your price range and an aging Brazilian whore working in NY. On the upside, after he fucks you and your family, he can clean your teeth as he is a dentist.

He's more of a top, R146, but we talked about it and he's willing to bottom. R148 I already bookmarked this thread, it will pop up once he comes and I have something to report back

Well still, he must be special, as 7inches on a 42 year old isn't quite sufficient to explain his longevity in the biz.

He's very handsome and has an amazing, muscular body 151. Plus like someone else said there's always someone who's into a type of person who you wouldn't consider attractive. I wouldn't hire a thin, young guy EVER, but give me a salt and pepper aged guy and I'm down.

How exciting. Are you going to be barebacking?

OP, I hope you don’t up on the First 48.

We said we were going to discuss it once we meet each other R153. We're both on PrEP. But you know there's still some stuff floating around...so I'm not sure yet

Do you have good equipment so he can clean out his hole several times a day without stinking up the house and ruining the mood? Most whores arrive ready to use and leave with the cum still in their dump. (Unless you like to suck it out) But this one will be there 24/7 and need to douche several times under your roof.

What do you mean 154? 48 hours? I'm an ESL whore so I need more context

Wow, there are some very stupid and psychotic people posting here. Especially the person who thinks that a man's prime is under 30. Men don't START being really sexy until 40.

OP, what makes him your perfect guy? Post a photo of him so we can all see what the big deal is.

R90 has the right idea: have your whore do chores around your place. Do you need help taking care of your cuy? Does he know how to repair the thatch on your hut?

Yes R156 he's bringing his own douche blue thing (don't know what they are called) and also a shower attachment. It's not like we're going to be fucking 24/7 tho. So we will have time to prepare.

Maybe he can douche at your mother's place so you don't have to smell it and he can be fresh when he's around you. Ask her about that.

Remind him not to rinse the poo down your shower drain. It tends to stick around and you'll be smelling it for weeks.

I can't R158 we both promised to not divulge any private info. but rest assured he's really hot. And yes R159 he's very interested in the blow. I think actually that's the only reason he's coming. lol.

If you're a stupid top you may not be aware how complicated and technical is the douching process of a whore.

Or, do you like to fuck dirty hole?

This thread has turned into: "I hired a white whore, AMA" really fast. and I have no problem with that.

I'm not a stupid top, R164. I also douche myself. So I know how careful you have to be and how long it takes.

You've been talking for 4 years but haven't ever met? Like what, as pen pals?

Ok that's good to hear.

Will you buy him presents? What is your daily budget for his food and entertainment?

If you don't feed him, he'll be cleaner of hole for days 3 and 4.

I was believing this thread until OP said he was hiring a 40-something whore to BOTTOM!

Heavens to betsy, now I've seen everything.

Not four years, R168. One year. A little bit more maybe. It was definitely before Covid. But no more than 2 years. We were chatting a lot about his life, about mine, etc. And once in a while we'd have a video chat. R169 no presents. We'll spend what we spend. I'm not a fancy guy so I will not be taking him to fancy restaurants. We'll eat in a lot. R170 I have to feed him otherwise he will faint.

we're both vers, 171. Shush.

I'm very interested in this journey OP as I am newly single and quite fit for 60 yrs and of ample means and the dating/hookup scene wont cut it. Be curious as to the outcome!

I'll let you know R174! I'm confident it will go brilliantly. That's my mindset too. Dating is such a bore and if you can have exactly the type of guy you want for a while, why not?

I love window shopping on rentmen nut have never pulled the trigger. Good for you Op!

I've pulled the trigger a few times before R176. Once it was awful (a couple who really used pictures from 5 years ago on their profile) but then the next two times it was wonderful with a guy from the UK and a guy from Czechia. Sometimes it feels scary to take the leap but talk to them, get a feel of their vibe and you might be surprised !

I do hope you have the courtesy not to make his pimp be waiting outside Op.

His pimp is the rent men corporation R178

Allow me to Oh, Dear myself. To not make his pimp wait outside.

I'm well aware of that R180. Your point is?

Who hires a 42-year-old escort?

I do! R182. He's well-seasoned, smart and in his prime. I like "older" guys. Although I wouldn't consider 42 old.

A "well-seasoned, smart and in his prime" whore is still a whore and will tell you whatever you want to hear to get your money Op. That was my point.

OP, why didn't you just fly to CA, get a nice hotel for a week and hire one escort a day for an hour to a couple of hours while you work via the hotel WIFI? You could have had your pick of hot older male escorts. Then rebook your favorite for a day-long boyfriend experience?

You'd also get a change of scenery, since you sound like you need to get out more. I honestly wouldn't want a stranger, that I'm paying, to be in my home for 4 days. Op, be honest do you live in a mansion because it's just very odd for an American to travel to South America for the trip you described unless you are balling out with money.

What class or type of seat did you book him for the flight? I assume since you booked it he had to give you his full legal name, address, and passport number to complete the reservation. He's one trusting escort.

OK R184 got it. you probably wouldn't do what I did...and we probably have very different taste in men. R185 I hate flying. And I love the experience of having someone available for a good while. I booked him economy and yes he sent me a passport picture. He's one trusting guy you're right, but I earned his trust.

What's totally sad about this thread, is that R159 thought he was actually funny.

Big Fail, dude!

Yeah I completely ignored that post R187.

Economy? He's one cheap whore. I'd demand Economy Plus.

Op, are you a bottom, top, or plan to be vers these 4 days? If you're a bottom then this gig will be a lot easier. Are there separate rooms? Are you sure he didn't secure another client for that "free-day" you mentioned when he gets to "wonder" the area solo?

Just bite the bullet r174, the first time is the scariest.

Work your way up by first hiring a masseur that will probably give you a happy ending at the end. Once you do that the process won't seem so scary.

Ironically, the more I read these posts, the more what OP is doing makes so much sense. Who the hell wants to deal with the little judgy prisspots that are making up most of the responses here. And yes, I realize that I am judging the judgy ones here (ironic, eh?).

I can't even imagine trying to hook up with some of you insufferable boobs. "Ewww...he's 42", "Ewww...he's a bottom", "Ewww...ewww...ewww"

Fucking hell!

I asked him about other clients and he said he wouldn’t try to get more R189. Of course I don’t know if he’s being completely honest unless I tie him to my bed (which would be hot).

Yes there are separate rooms. And I’m 100% vers.

R191 see? I’m not completely insane. Lol. Thank god you see it from my perspective at least

[quote]Yeah I completely ignored that post [R187].

Well you responded at R163

Oops I’ve been responding to a lot of replies. I’m disappointed in myself R194

You are correct R186, We do have very different tastes in men, in that I don't pay for mine.

That’s not taste dear. R196

R97 Why does it matter if you are clean? You are paying after all. He can survive a shitty hole.

NOOOOOOO. I feel more comfortable if I am clean R198

Many would beg to differ R197, preferring men who aren't whores is having very different tastes in men.

fair enough R200

8/10 EST. A little too responsive and eager to give it a 9. Good luck.

In my town the bottom of the barrel cheapest whore is 200 USD an hour so I decided not to go down this rat hole because I'm just not that flush with cash. Its kind of sad because 30 YEARS ago a whore could earn 200 bucks an hour working out of a hustler bar like Rounds. Downward mobility for whores!

Guys or "whores" like y'all call them go for mostly 300 or even 400 these days R203. a daily rate would be 1000. But he's giving me a deal.

When Raphael Alencar fucks out a pile of shit from a whore with his xl cock, he doesn't bat an eyelash. Cool as a cucumber he grabs the roll of paper towels and wipes up the client, thrown the paper onto the floor, and continues fucking. I know this because it's artfully rendered in one of his Joseph Wiseman-esque videos.

As soon as you're dealing with over 20 cm, the colon can hold surprises during a vigorous routing.

R204 well bless his charitable whore's heart. It's sweet he's giving you a discount. Whore's who discount are usually the best whores.

Amen R206

R11 reminds us the Frauen remain to stretch their twats around every sex post like an octopus trying to get a "love" minnow out of the jar where it's hiding from them. Certainly R205 is a close second to the type of thing anyone else would try to avoid.

But I still prefer kidnapping the gullible and requiring a good job for release to paying for it.

It makes me feel like I'm still competitive.

ESCORT

RENTBOY

Why can't we say PROSTITUTE?

Just hired a PROSTITUTE R209

Then I guess we know for sure it's not Brandon.

BRANDON, who's Brandon?

Thank you OP.

South America. Small town there. Enough resources to fly in an escort from another continent (and claims to have done this before). Hiring an older "married" escort. "Can't find a man like that here"...

Give OP credit, if this is all fiction he's provided unusual details.

Where, where, where... hmmm. Small town. "Second two days at the beach"... I am guessing either Mancora, Peru or Armação dos Búzios, Brazil

NOPE. My native language is Spanish. You're wrong.

Y no hablan Espanol in Peru?? Puedes leer o no?

sí pero no vivo en Perú!

R2- You must be rich.

Is it common for an escort to keep chatting with a prospective client from outside of the country for A YEAR, during COVID, and with no clear idea of when he is getting paid? It has to be really good conversations. Best of luck, OP, I hope this turn out to be better than expected.

R219 I compensated for those chats. If it was up til two hours I would wire him 100$. One hour would be 50$. He wasn't doing for free. I know he's not my "friend" even if we are compatible.

Dear R187 and R188: You must be some sort of odd troll to call me out in the middle of the thread. Oh, and OP did comment on my post in R159 - you can read his reply & reference to my hilarious post at R163.

You've paid him hundreds of dollars just talk to you r220.

Damn, you've really invested a lot into this guy.

If you got the money and time, why not? Life is too short. Have sex and be happy.

[quote] i highly recommend them, i hired hundreds maybe thousands over a 25 yr period....the best that $$$ can buy in LA, SF, NYC, vancouver, dallas, houston,,,,,etc $ buys the best, dear.

You say that as if you expect other people would admire you for it.

Now this makes sense, OP. This is something I would do but fearing because the greater the sex is the more I’m going to miss it later. And it sucks because I’d have to keep telling myself NOT to have that emotional bondage that I might actually want.

I was just on rent.men site browsing the prostitutes in NYC. Almost NONE of them were appealing to me. I am gay but the of the three or four guys who were decent looking my favorite was a TRANS boy.

I had fun talking to him R222 and it was his time. Plus it was during the pandemic so I also did it to help him out.

More power to you OP, but yeah, four days is a long time.

As in I'd be hesitant to spend four days away with someone I'd been on a few dates with and had good chemistry with, let alone someone I was paying for.

Espero que la pases bien, PO.

I know R228 that’s what I’m most nervous about. The long time just being with each other lol

Creo que sí, R229

Good luck! I thought about hiring prostitutes a while back but then realized that the logistics were almost as complicated as dating and not worth it to me. (Heh, I can pay just about anything but it turns out money doesn't avoid hassle. See also - renovating. Would pay a hundred thousand+ for a perfect modest reno but dealing with people makes me just wanna do it myself.)

do any of them kiss? these PROS?

Whatever makes you happy

Yes they kiss R233. At least my guy.

I understand that R232. It took me ages to decide I wanted to meet this guy.

If you look at someone's rentmen profile under I am into it will probably list kissing. If it doesn't list kissing then they don't want to kiss (and they are probably "straight").

No kissing would be a dealbreaker for me

I'll take sloppy 2nd's ,OPs!

Come join us R238! The more the merrier lol

Per OP, the rentboy is interested in coke - and to most Norteamericanos, “coke” means “Colombia.” And specifically Medellín.

He’s not “interested” in coke, R240. He’s coming because I’m bringing him. And Colombia is not it. Not even close. Sorry.

Dear lord, how absurdly picky are you that you can't find a guy you like in New York(!) R226. You got problems.

So Chile then. It’s one of the only South American countries Americans can visit without having to quarantine.

Sure, Chile. (Even though it’s not).

R163, you said “ he's very interested in the blow. I think actually that's the only reason he's coming. lol.”

Your EST grows ever more dubious.

I was making a passing joke at my expense. God

What’s EST by the way?

EST = Elaborate Scenario Troll

What I would do to be in S.A. with $4000. I'd be in Medellin getting all my holes stuffed.

ahhhhh ok R248 thank you. Nah, I don't have time or energy for that.

R249 I was in Colombia, a gram of superb blow was $5. You'd be paralyzed in no time.

OP, I won't even do poppers, so blow is out of the question.

I also hate poppers. So we have that in common R252.

You’ve said your native language is Spanish - so you’re not in Brazil - and you’re denied being from Colombia, Peru, or Chile. You mentioned the beach, so Bolivia’s out.

If you really don’t want people guessing where you’re from, why have you helped us narrow down your alleged residence to just 3 countries? Only two of which are “not even close” to Colombia.

Ecuador.

R254 you're wrong. maybe it was my mistake because I said "South America" when I meant "Central America".

I used to offer GFE (girlfriend experience) and it always ended in tears--please respect the sex worker's boundaries. Have fun, but don't get attached or expect them to text/call when they're off the clock. Hope it goes well! Be safe.

Mexico/Costa Rica/Panama. I'm done guessing...lol

I am confused. Why is the country OP lives in a mystery?

I get not wanting to tell us the guy you are hiring, probably wise, but I am perplexed why a country would have to be a secret.

LOL Of course 257. One of the reasons I'm doing this is because I don't like to get attached. so it's perfect for me.

ok fine, I'm really not trying to keep it a secret its whatever. I'm in El Salvador. I was only nervous my guy (whore as you call him) would visit here and see that I was talking about him. I know that he knows the data lounge.

I’ve gotten them for vacations. Pay a little up front and pay more at the end of each day. I even get them their own room so we don’t have to be together every moment of every day. We have meals together, sightsee, and sex (of course).

It sure as hell beats hoping to get lucky.

4/10, I sort of believed this until he forgot where he lived. ( I said "South America" when I meant "Central America".)

Sounds like a good deal R262

R263 I was trying to throw people off. And some people call us South America.

Isn't El Salvador pretty damn dangerous? You are going to have our little whore go out exploring on his own?!

Getting a rentboy killed is poor etiquette you know.

it's not that dangerous if you know where to go. my neighborhood is very safe, I go out and walk with my phone and headphones on. And if I send him on a tour it would be with a company or person I trust.

Not the worst Covid stats in the world right now, but not the best. Of course what the authorities report and what's actually happening can be very different.

When are you supposed to meet, OP?

We don't trust our government or the data they're putting out. I've been isolating and wearing masks for over a year-and the guy who's visiting is vaccinated plus he'll have a neg test. It's as close as I'll get to a safe experience.

He's getting here march 24th

I would love to hire and be spitroasted by Jay Huntington and son Jerry Kovaks. But apparently Jerry doesn't do male escorting anymore.

May the COVID be with you.

i will do the research needed R272

R270, so you don't "trust the government" but you've been isolating for a year. Mmmmkay.

Anyone that pays hundreds of dollars to fly in a whore has too much money and not enough sense.

NO WAY is a legit escort going to fly to South America (during a pandemic) without a dime in advance. That is not how it works. And for 1000 dollars a day? You can make that here in the U.S....Why go to a country where you have no rights when the guy doesn't pay you a dime?. You clearly did not hire a legit escort. You might have hired one really desperate for money (which will be bad news for you when he wants you to cough up more $$$).

OP = Watch this video. And hide your belt....

[quote]all I'm looking at 4k-5k including flight tickets, hotel stays, food drinks and etc.

How much are you paying for labour?

Are we taking bets on how long until we read about Op's tragic end at the hands of this "escort"?

Look at it from the escorts point of view = No guarantee of getting a dime. The hassle of going out of the country to not make more money than you could by staying where you are. Also why would an escort not want a hotel room? You could live in a dump and why would an escort want to be stuck there, sight unseen---this is sometimes a point of contention with a client--but you can always get a one night hotel guarantee from the client until you see where you will be staying.. OP should be paying 3000 a day for what he is looking for---and a chunk of that up front. No way has he picked a legit escort.

The video is about a John killing the whore. How does that relate to OP?

R209, I’m not a PROSTATUTE!

Don't send the money upfront. I have a bad feeling about this. Seems like OP is jumping in with both feet. You should ease into this.

I see one who travels across the state about once or twice a month. Nice guy, we click well, very hot. He could be a model but he is a bit of a pot head. That doesn't bother me at all, he leaves it outside.

The last few times I had him to my place, after meeting in a hotel at first.

He kind of hangs around and uses my computer and eats out of my fridge and makes himself at home. It's cute when he walks around wearing my robe. I haven't seen him in a year because of corona but I plan to see him after the vaccines kick in.

I would be so nervous hiring someone from so far away for so long. They most my visitor has ever stayed was about 3 hours and that is plenty long enough.

I could see paying a small deposit to show you are serious but only send in advance what you can afford to lose.

Are you Jon Hamm?? He likes escorts.

I can finally reply. R284, I won't send money upfront. I just bough the ticket. thanks for the level-headed advice.

R285 That was the money I paid for the video chats/sexting sessions we had.

I wish I was John Hamm. Imagine having that dick, R286

Ok, we've traced Op's posts to Santa Ana, El Salvador. Researching the IP address it seems he used to live in Granada, Nicaragua, moving away from there about 12 years ago when there were considerable scandals about gay men hiring young locals. This may explain why he is so careful and not interested in the local talent.

Given his home base in Santa Ana, he's probably taking the "older gentleman" to Playa El Turco.

omg 290 you're insane

290 = He also spent 6 months as a street vendor in Chalchuapa.

Hahaha at least you are in the neighborhood

(R289) he’s a drunk dick.

Aww, [R289], go easy on him. He's providing us with serious entertainment!

Has the whore boarded the plane yet?

Don’t they persecute gays in El Salvador? I thought that people were coming to the US because of this.

No Gay Escort is going to El Salvador because some stranger promised them money.

This is one of the better ESTs we've had in a while. Don't answer too many more questions, OP, or you'll blow it. Looking forward to your follow up.

[quote] Go do what tourist stuff you can with him during the day. You can have fun going around with some sexy arm candy.

Except the problem with whores like that is they will be flirting and stalking their next possible John while they are with you.

Male whores are not the sharpest knives in the drawer. It's entirely possible OP is not lying about just buying him a ticket without cash up front. I know a young Hispanic trainer who whore out with older gay men all the time as a "work out buddy" who travels. That dumb whore went to China with one of his clients and posted on FB that ATMs didn't work there with American credit cards and couldn't find a bank open anywhere.

R300 = A professional escort will never do that.

R302, So now escorts are professionals? Is there a professional whore finishing school?

Yes r303 my mouth.

So you say you're including the cost of the flight etc. But how much are you paying for labour?

Or are you just luring in some hapless drug addict with the promise of food, booze and drugs, because that's what it sounds like. If so, I hope you're at least hung because he's going to get bored REAL quick if you aren't.

The escort in question is Meatball_Mike from Los Angeles. The OP divulged his name on another forum.

Here's his RentMen profile:

Whores aren't capable of being subtle Op, that's why they're whores maybe you should keep him in the room until it's time for him or you to go.

Maybe I'm too narcissistic to feel satisfied by someone I'm PAYING to like me. I need to believe I attracted them with my looks and irresistible sexiness.

Meatball Mike is very well reviewed!!

R309 Guys who hire whores either want a human sex toy for a night or two or they're looking for a friend/boyfriend in the Really wrong place.

I think there's a distinction between a hustler/whore who is desperate for money and doing it to feed a drug habit, (and many of this category, apparently, were also abused as children).... and the "courtesan" of erotic pleasures. The latter really is "an art form"... and while Meatball Mike might not actually have the training and focus of a Geisha, it seems he and his like are skilled at the art of pleasure.

Last, I assume one motivation for paying for such connection is 1) permission to do or be whatever it is you need, you are paying for it, after all, and owe nothing but common decency to he whom you've hired and 2) a firewall against any demands on you, emotional or physical. You are in control, and are, in a sense, risking nothing by needing to be vulnerable.

This is the longest drawn out EST in DL history. Why are we allowing this to happen?

[quote] Why are we allowing this to happen?

We DL voyeurs are waiting for the commencement of Act 2 in this spicy drama/love-story.

When will Act 2 commence?

I have placed this thread in my Post-It notes because I no longer trust the Datalounge Thread-watcher.

I think it's great OP and would like to do the same.

If I may ask, how much does 4 days with an escort cost?

thanks

That's very retro of you R315.

[quote] That's very retro of you

I actually mean the yellow 'sticky notes' on my MacBook which are designed to look like the paper Post-It notes.

Anyway, I still mourn the passing of the Datalounge Thread-watcher.

OP, please update us. How's the fuckfest going?

OP is dead R319. The escort killed him and took his stuff.

We ALL knew it was going to happen...

R320 LOL. We did warn him.

Meatball_Mike was last on Rentmen an hour ago, so either he’s taking care of business while in El Salvador on OP’s dime... or he’s not really in El Salvador.

R322 look at the sleuth on you!

R1 I hired one as well. After six+ months of isolation, I just couldn't take it anymore, so I went onto rent.men and hired a local escort. And he fucked me senseless! It was awesome! I was so horny we were done within 30 mins. We didn't even suck - just went to making out, then I sat on his beautiful cock as we both took poppers (a huge turn on). We took a bit of a break, then he fucked me on my back until he bred my ass. Exactly what I wanted and needed after such a long dry spell.

Dang. While Meatball Mike is quite a sexy beast, I was hoping to live vicariously through OP getting fucked by Marcus A

So Meatball Mike is double dipping in El S?

Is OP still alive?

R327 I doubt OP is still alive if he got fucked by Marcus at r325.

I would rather use a vibrating dildo and some porn than have some dude that I know is probably repulsed by me plowing my hole.

So, plenty of practice then, R329?

Yes. Hands free baby

R328 what’s the problem with Marcus?

Thanks R307, I was curious. He's far too masc for me, but obviously exactly OPs type. I wish him well

This is as close as I've ever gotten.

It's April Fool's, Op; it's as good a day as any to restart this. So... Is it an est? Did you have a good time? Are you dead?

[r314]

[r278]

Meatball Mike is still on Rent Men; supposedly logged on it about an hour ago (1 Apr). His profile says he's available 'locally' in Southern Cal.

UPDATE = I went to OPs Funeral....It was a beautiful remembrance.....The "Tasteful Friends" troll was also there taking photos of OPs house for a future DL thread....I spoke about OPs love of escorts--which seemed to upset his mother, but I'm sure when time passes she will appreciate my honesty.

What of OP's stuff did you get R337?

I got his Liza Scrapbook. A complete box set of Dynasty (every episode!). I got his "Now that's what I call the 80s" cd...I asked his mother if there was a Gay Park where we could spread his ashes but she seemed offended..I also insisted on a Penis Vibrator style urn but the family insisted on going traditional.

A total WINDFALL of sought after items R339! You must be beside yourself with glee at how well you've done.

Did you manage to get anything else?

R340 Yes...I got his Gold DL Membership Card. .I got 255 Pesos...I got his Pontiac Fiero. 8 bottles of Poppers. His 3 disc "Big Black Little Whitey" porn collection. His Drummer Calendar from 1986. I got the entire first season of the Sally Jesse Raphael Show---on VHS. I got an unmailed Kirk Cameron fan letter. I also got his "The Aids Cure is Right around the Corner" Tee-Shirt from 1988. Lots of good stuff....

R341. I think this is the best "OP's death - can I have your stuff?" windfall in the history of Datalounge.

I had my fingers crossed you might have been lucky enough to get the Princess Diana Death Scream Event Game Night on VHS and OP's Titan fisting trainer set too though. But you have done so well you could hardly hope for more could you. Well, could you?

You're a God.

Who got the Madame Alexander dolls?

R26, do you know how hard it is to meet people to date, especially now??

The best things about escorts is that you can be a fat tub of lard and they will treat you like you are a gorgeous hunk. I know it costs money but I would never get a hot man so just pay for it and enjoy it for the time you have them.

r337 The "Tasteful Friends" troll was also there taking photos of OPs house for a future DL thread.

Any word on when the TFT will be featuring the late Op's house on DL?

How did Op die, exactly?

(I like being a 'straight man' sometimes. teehee)

OP will never update this thread. It's too hard for most to build onto this type of EST with a second installment, credulity is already strained with the first offering. They're in it for the quick hit and then will resurface with something else outlandish down the line. It was a good run.

R346 = OP passing was "sudden" and "unexpected". I don't want to give too much away because 48 Hours was there filming...I will give you a hint = the gravel pit in the back yard.

No whore is worth more than me

Don't forgot this conservative Dallas stunner. He's quite popular on Datalounge and does provide the boyfriend experience.

Keep checking waiting for that update from OP...

It ended in tears, Rose.

[quote]Keep checking waiting for that update from OP...

There's no wi-fi service in the morgue.

"Ernest, I'm in the morgue... Why am I in the morgue?.