Are Josh Hawley & Matt Gaetz Lovers?

Oh, that would be perfect.

If they are Hawley is just using Frankengaytz to get to Nestor

I love the way you think r2.

Please, even the thought is disturbing.

Who’s the bottom?

They all are!

Aw, Butthead found his Beavis

You mean lovahs?

R5 They both are for Gaetz's "son".

It's like a romantic comedy produced by Satan.

As gross as Hawley is, he could do so much better.

As gross as Gaetz is, he could do so much better.

R8 😂

#FreeNestor!

Thanks for the pasty visual OP. Ugh.

Two tunnels, no train.

Ass to ass!

2 pairs of cheeks clapping together when the double ended dildo disappears

R17, I hope they stay away from California -- their ass hairs rubbing together could ignite a small wildfire.

Then R18 then Trump would bitch about how California doesn’t know how to perform forestry properly. Sounds like the perfect Republican manufactured crisis to me!

Poor Nestor may be dealing with abandonment issues.

Nestor's gonna have two daddies! Double the presents! Double the dick!

[quote]Who’s the bottom?

Why, Miss Lindsey, of course!

R21, I hope Nestor is packing. It takes more than your average chorizo to satiate those two loose, flabby holes.

Gruesome Twosome

I'd watch that porn video. I feel both are bottom bitched that like fucksaws.

Matt Gaetz, in particular, looks like someone who is into some real freaky shit. He has that pink-tutu-on-a-bear quality where he likes being treated like a princess in public, but beneath the sheets....

MFEO

[quote]I hope Nestor is packing. It takes more than your average chorizo to satiate those two loose, flabby holes.

"Nestor" to me sounds like a name you'd give a horse, if that's any indication of sizemeat.

Gaetz is the queen. Hawley thinks he is being over dramatic most days but gives in because of love. Gaetz has threaten to out him. Hawley has he will leave.

Aaron Schock must not be talked about....

Who has more appendage? Asking for a friend.

[quote] Gaetz is the queen

Yes. He looks like that type of guy who wears lacy women's panties and a bra.

R31 does he stroke his nipples gently while wearing said bra?

R32, lol! Probably. I bet he wears them while congress is in session.

We don't want them. Seriously!

[quote]Gruesome Twosome

More like Ambiguously Gay Duo.

I don't need to see THAT!

You Know Ace and Gary are gay, don't you r35?

which one is the top?

R38, this is the closest to topping either one has ever come close to.

Bitch better step away from MY MAN

More importantly has thirsty Ted Cruz tried to horn in on their relationship...

"I'm very good in a threesome sit-u-ation, and have you seen my mullet?"

"I happen to know a very discreet hotel down in Cancun..."

Nestor would be the only meat in that three-way white bread sandwich.

All these assholes clearly hate each other and get their dickings done elsewhere.

r42 haha

Something tells me Lady G is somehow involved

Ewwwww

We don’t want them.

Now I get why Hawley was pressing Christopher Wray about phone record details last week.

"So are you just looking at text messages? Pictures? Short videos? How often an eggplant and peach emoji might have been used?"

*Hawley sweats profusely*

Matt Gaetz has a big flappy gaping butt pussy...

I bet that bedroom has such a bad smell.

[quote] It's like a romantic comedy produced by Satan.

Hey! Leave Andy Cohen out of this!

[quote] Nestor's gonna have two daddies! Double the presents! Double the dick!

Surely that was a typo, and you meant to write "double the hole! (he gets to fuck)", right?

"In DC"?

I think you mean on DL.

You just know that this can only end with a double murder - suicide due to a fight over who gets his hole plowed by Nestor tonite with Nestor having to pick a side.

There’s someone for everyone.

There is a reason the Senate gave themselves a mutli-million dollar "gym". I bet bathhouses are nothing compared to the cruising that goes on there.

What happens in the Senate gym, stays in the Senate gym!

R50, like fast food and skidmarks. And I bet Gaetz still uses Axe Body Spray to cover up his B.O.

How much do you have to hate yourself that you want to wake up either next to Gaetz's gigantic forhead or Hawley's elongated horseface?

I mean, no wonder Log Gay Cabin Republicans are so in favor of gay conversion therapy if these are their only options.

R58, Log Cabin Republicans will take just about any log into their cabin. They're very limited and can't afford to be picky.

are they friends?

Josh eats my asshole st night

Josh working on that cake for Matty's insatiable appetite

While Sitler watches them and video records for later viewing?

Surely, video of them scissoring each other will leak at some point.

[quote]Surely, video of them scissoring each other will leak at some point.

Madison will be soooo jealous.

Icky Bad!

Papi Gaetz's mussy is wrecked!

But not by Joshy.

Keep guessing.

Republicans in the streets. Democrats in the sheets.