Some guy is selling a gown on NextDoor

very Vida Boheme

Very "showy Aunt Sadie at your Bar Mitzvah."

Very Dorothy at the Rusty Anchor

Get back to us if Miss Thing decides to sell her lava lamp in the second picture.

R4 LOLOLOL!

Somewhere in his house he has either a Madame doll or a Phantom of the Opera mask on the wall. I'll bet diamonds to dollars!

he's wearing it for fluffy

I wanted to sign up to next door, but there aren't enough neighborhood households participating. I feel I am missing out on the fun.

Some Palm Springs queen should go check it out and report back.

It's the 2xl part that really made me LOL.

Clearly made for a linebacker's shoulders.

R7 Nextdoor can be amusing but it's rarely fun.

About half the posts are a variation of "There's a black person breathing near my house, what should I do?"

Then usual neighbor BS like "Your dog shit on my lawn and now you must DIE!" and so forth.

This might give you a nice fill of the more amusing bits.

Which one of you did this?

I googled the seller to see if a photo showed up somewhere....it didn't, but what does show up is that he's apparently a drama teacher somewhere, AND his Rate My Professor reviews seem to suggest he is bitter, cranky and only shows interest in the attractive males.

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

Wow, some of those messages are hilarious. NextDoor is usually just awful.

R13 lolololllllll

R9, I assume it’s a woman’s size XXL. That sounds colossal, but most average sized men can’t fit into normal sized women’s clothing.

It looks pink and gray to me.

NextDoor should just rename itself to GladysKravitz.com.

Truth in naming.

It's bash and blush!

Blush and bashful, you dumb whore.

She also says bash and blush, you FAT whore.

It's not just any gown, it's a HANDCRAFTED gown!