BREAKING: Grisly Glimpse Behind Locked Doors at Hammer Mansion

Armie Hammer's Baroque Bone Dungeon discovered behind locked doors at vacated Hollywood Mansion.

According to a source who spoke with DL's Page Dix, the hunky but beleaguered actor hired movers to begin packing up his home “under the cover of night.” Neighbors didn't see the actor himself on the premises of the gated mansion, however, one said, “Tricks and a gaggle of slaves descended on the property, working well after midnight and lit only by torches.” They continued, “We like to keep drama to the minimum in the neighborhood, but it was already weird that the house sat on the market for months while other houses around here sold like hotcakes.”

Now we can reveal why.