Well, not really caught. The mother was caught and when her belly was cut open, a human faced baby was found.
The mother was a shark, by the way. So why did she have this baby? Did she have sex with a human like The Shape of Water?
That's what MJ's biological kids would've truly looked like. Not the two fathered by Arnold Klein and Debbie Rowe.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 28, 2021 7:52 AM |
Baby human shark! Doo do do do doo doo...
Baby human shark! Doo do do do doo doo...
Baby human shark! Doo do do do doo doo...
Baby human shark! Doo do do do doo doo!
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 28, 2021 8:24 AM |
Fake
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 28, 2021 8:25 AM |
Has anyone animated it singing 'Doo do do do doo doo' yet? If not, they will by tomorrow.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 28, 2021 8:28 AM |
Shark porn.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 28, 2021 8:36 AM |
Brought to you by Fukushima.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 28, 2021 8:42 AM |
That's a big steamin' bowl of NOPE
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 28, 2021 8:44 AM |
Could easily be a rubber toy.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 28, 2021 8:58 AM |
It's so cute. I think its real, many fish change shape as the grow just like humans do. Lots of fish have human like faces.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 28, 2021 9:36 AM |
[Quote] Lots of fish have human like faces.
Doesn't make it any less freaky.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 28, 2021 10:09 AM |
I bet its fins would make a delicious soup.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 28, 2021 10:12 AM |
If real, it's definitely a result of Fukushima, as r6 said. All of the radioactive water from the melted-down reactors is being shunted directly into the Pacific. I've completely stopped buying Pacific-caught fish, like wild Pacific salmon as a result.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 28, 2021 11:18 AM |
It’s definitely real
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 28, 2021 6:35 PM |
Maybe the Landshark didn’t actually ‘eat’ Jane, but impregnated her instead. Face it, Jane was an ignorant slut.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 28, 2021 7:27 PM |
R14 types decrepit
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 28, 2021 8:03 PM |
It looks like a ninja turtle.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 28, 2021 8:08 PM |
R15, what are you talking about?
Do you even know the land shark sketches from Saturday Night Live?
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 28, 2021 9:22 PM |
Offsite Link
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 28, 2021 9:34 PM |
Yes, already a thread
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 28, 2021 9:36 PM |